Wanna play doctor?

You have beautiful eyes, I have beautiful eyes. Together, our children will have beautiful eyes.

If you want your pencil case back, text this number

Hey, do you mind if I interview you for a school assignment

If I were to ask you on a date, would the answer be the same as the answer to this question?

Chemistry? I could help with that.

Hey! You dropped your name tag!

I once asked a guy what he wanted for breakfast the next morning.

Did you know that the force of gravity on Jupiter is so strong that if we were able to stand on its surface you would instantly liquify

What are your thoughts on pasta puns? Do you think they’re saucy or do you think that they lack a bit of meat?