You go to bed early the night before knowing it's going to be such a productive day.

But of course you overslept, so now you're already behind.

You then make the mistake of thinking you'll just quickly check your Facebook.

Then you realize you've been looking at your 9th grade teacher's vacation pics for the last hour.

You think maybe music will help you stayed focused, but you just end up making a 300 song Spotify playlist.

Suddenly your dog need to go outside to pee 47 times every hour.

You try to check your work email, only to notice your friend sent you a YouTube link with the subject "OMG YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!"

That leads to a YouTube rabbit hole that eats up the next two hours of your life.

You want to respond to her email, but it needs to have a funny gif in it. That hour long search may have been your dumbest move yet.

You try to get on task, but then everyone you've ever known in life decides to text you at the same time.

Then something ridiculous will happen like your house catches on fire, or you'll find your creepy ex living in the basement.

Aaaaaand now your laptop battery is at 2% and the charger is nowhere to be found.

So you decide the only sensible thing to do is abandon society and go live in the wilderness for the rest of your days.