The Natural Cleaning Company of South Africa will send hourly workers to your home who work naked.

In Japan you can hire someone to apologize on your behalf.

Despite the fact that 56% percent of adults are afraid of snakes, Israeli businessman offers his clients joint pain relief by use of snakes.

Cremation Solutions is a company in Virginia that will paint a portrait of you after you die using your own cremated ashes.

The Hangover Heaven bus lets you climb aboard and receive IV hydration, anti-nausea medications, and anti-inflammatory medications while recouping the day after the night out.

In Australia you can rent a grandmother via Grandmasforhire.com.au Services include knitting, pie baking, and lemonade sipping among other things.

When your best friend is your bike, it’s a tough loss to admit when it’s time to put her down. Though if your best friend is your bike, you have bigger issues. Regan Appleton in the U.K. will mount your dearly departed friend for a nominal fee.

The Happy Guest Hotel Lodge in Cheshire, UK will lend out goldfish to any one with a spare five quid.

Chololi, from Japan but now offered world wide, is a texting service that informs people that they need a trim underneath their smell machine.

In Toronto the Last Meal Delivery Service will bring you an identical meal as to one requested by a death row inmate. Even creepier, they give you a paper mask of the condemneds’ likeness.

In Australia you can rent-to-own a chicken before deciding if you’d like to be a chicken farmer.

Japanese business men are making these new spas the next big thing. Unwind and relax after a long day with an ear cleaning.

You can have soil straight from Ireland delivered to your door. It is an Irish tradition to housewarmings, weddings, and to ritualistically spread the soil on the caskets among other uses.

If you have the funds, this seems like a pretty simple service. You call the number, they come, they take your dogs poop.

Methodizaz in New York offers customers the chance to feel like they are being hounded by the paparazzi. They will send photographers out to follow you and take candid photos throughout the day.

In Montreal you can rent a little person to be the bar tender at a party. Though technically I suppose you could do that anywhere, as long as they have a bar tending license.

In Mexico, many resorts are now offering Hakali cactus massages.