Troll Architect Sells House Shaped Like... a Penis

Ever liked dicks so much, you designed a house to resemble a penis?

1.
Nice house, isn't it? 1,204 square meters (3,950 square feet) of private property.
2.
You can tell that the designer knew what he was doing. Look at the balcony! The view must be fantastic.
3.
Take a look at this masterpiece.
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There's a pool, too. Worth the $1.1 million it sold for.
5.
Architect Stan Symonds sure has a fine taste when it comes for the subtle line, and the shaft of the building looks grand.
6.
Furnished with top shelf equipment, this place is a dream to live in.
7.
Phil Vanstone (the real estate agent that sold the house) praises the architect and calls him a very bright fellow. Was the person who bought the house as bright and noticed the joke mister Symonds pulled on him?

1.
Nice house, isn't it? 1,204 square meters (3,950 square feet) of private property.
2.
You can tell that the designer knew what he was doing. Look at the balcony! The view must be fantastic.
3.
Take a look at this masterpiece.
4.
There's a pool, too. Worth the $1.1 million it sold for.
5.
Architect Stan Symonds sure has a fine taste when it comes for the subtle line, and the shaft of the building looks grand.
6.
Furnished with top shelf equipment, this place is a dream to live in.
7.
Phil Vanstone (the real estate agent that sold the house) praises the architect and calls him a very bright fellow. Was the person who bought the house as bright and noticed the joke mister Symonds pulled on him?