If IT People Delivered Babies
Mizuka Ishiwatari
Published
05/07/2015
These would be the definitions of their designations.
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The Project Manager would think that nine women can deliver a baby in one month. -
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The Developer would think it takes 18 months to deliver a Baby. -
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The Onsite Coordinator would think a single woman can deliver nine babies in one month. -
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Client is the one who doesn't know why she wants a baby. -
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Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if no women are available. -
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Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'll produce a child with zero resources. -
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Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered, they'll just document 9 months. -
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Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with a delivered baby. -
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The Tester is a person who keeps suggesting irrational improvements for the baby and keeps saying that this is not the right baby. -
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HR Manager is a person who thinks that a donkey can deliver a human baby if given 9 Months.
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