10 Ironically Named Criminals And Crimes
Marty Mcfly
Published
07/03/2015
These 10 criminals names ironically match their crimes.
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The drunk woman who crashed her school bus on Whiskey Bottom Road. On April 30, 2015, Stacey Jean McKinney was driving a bus full of children from Forest Ridge Elementary School in Howard County, Maryland when an accident occurred -
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The man named Noody who was arrested for public indecency. In March 2010, troopers said that they received a public lewdness complaint at Pine Valley Elementary School. Investigators said the 33-year-old bus driver was observed exposing himself and acting in a lewd manner on school property. Noody was the only one on the bus at the time. -
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The man named Christopher Reeves who was arrested in a Superman t-shirt. On March 25, 2014, a police deputy spotted Layton, Utah resident Christopher Jaye Reeves speeding and weaving through traffic on northbound I-15 at around 3:00 a.m. He was going at speeds of over 80 mph. -
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The woman named Crispi that tried to burn her boyfriend's house down with bacon. On March 14, 2014, a Utah woman named Cameo Crispi attempted to set her ex-boyfriend's house on fire by burning a pound of bacon. -
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The man named Wank who was arrested for public lewdness. On September 20, 2014, troopers arrested Calvin P. Wank of Deposit, NY on a public lewdness misdemeanor at a Love's Truck Stop in Kirkwood, NY. An investigation determined that several truck drivers had observed and reported him committing several lewd acts while in the parking lot and field next to the truck stop. -
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The marijuana grower named STONER. In August 2014, a Virginia man was arrested for manufacturing marijuana. Now, normally this wouldn't be the biggest news in the world but it's the manufacturer's name that grabbed the headlines. His name? Paul Stoner. -
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The woman named Crystal METHany who was arrested for shooting missiles in Florida. On May 5, 2015, a Florida woman by the name of Crystal Metheny was arrested for shooting a missile into a vehicle. I kid you not. The woman has Crystal Meth in her name. Sometimes truth IS stranger than fiction! -
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The man named Fudge that stole over $500 of goodies from an ice cream shop. The former Stone Cold Creamery employee returned to his old place of employment on September 11 and 12, 2013 to steal all kinds of goodies including ice cream, cakes and cash totaling $500. Perhaps Fudge got brain freeze from a cold drink and forgot about the security cams in the place. He was charged with third-degree burglary and an aggravated misdemeanor count of third-degree theft. -
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The driver arrested for marijuana possession on the Bong Bridge. On December 13, 2014, a 51-year-old man from Duluth, Minnesota was arrested in Superior after a brief motor vehicle chase that began on Bong Bridge. When a trooper tried to pull him over for speeding, he lost control of the vehicle and drove over a median. In addition to the pending charges of operating a vehicle while intoxicated, failing to yield to an emergency vehicle, speeding and operating a vehicle without insurance, the man had a little something else in the car. Yep, you guessed it, marijuana. You can add a charge of possession of marijuana to the list. -
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The man whose actual last name of Cocaine was busted for guess what?> A 34-year-old Fort Lauderdale man, arrested for possession of cocaine, caused County Judge John “Jay” Hurley to do a double-take when he heard the suspect's name, Edward Cocaine, in bond court.
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