Things That Are Inevitable If Kanye Becomes President

Marty Mcfly Published 09/29/2015

During the 2015 MTV Music Awards, Kanye West announced his plan to run for presidency in 2020. The thing is, we don’t think anyone was the least bit surprised.

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In his acceptance speech, each sentence will be prefaced with, “Bro.”
2.
His running mate would be (who else?) Beyonce.
3.
He’ll have one very convincing argument for all issues thrown at him at the presidential debate.
4.
Kanye’s slogan will just be a single word: “Creativity.”
5.
Books will be banned from schools. Children will instead learn via Tweets.
6.
He’ll move the White House to Chicago.
7.
The Statue of Liberty will be remodeled to imitate the First Lady’s voluptuous figure.
8.
He’ll find some way to turn the US into a monarchy, because “King Kanye” has a nice ring to it.
9.
“Keeping Up with The Kardashians” will be filmed exclusively from the White House.
10.
State of the Union addresses will be poetic, inspirational, and confusing as f*ck.
11.
All other governments should bow down, because our POTUS is God.

1.
In his acceptance speech, each sentence will be prefaced with, “Bro.”
2.
His running mate would be (who else?) Beyonce.
3.
He’ll have one very convincing argument for all issues thrown at him at the presidential debate.
4.
Kanye’s slogan will just be a single word: “Creativity.”
5.
Books will be banned from schools. Children will instead learn via Tweets.
6.
He’ll move the White House to Chicago.
7.
The Statue of Liberty will be remodeled to imitate the First Lady’s voluptuous figure.
8.
He’ll find some way to turn the US into a monarchy, because “King Kanye” has a nice ring to it.
9.
“Keeping Up with The Kardashians” will be filmed exclusively from the White House.
10.
State of the Union addresses will be poetic, inspirational, and confusing as f*ck.
11.
All other governments should bow down, because our POTUS is God.