24 Awesome Toasts You Can Use To Impress Your Friends
Steven_Seagal
Published
11/09/2015
Become the party legend with these witty next-level toasts!
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"Life may throw us punches, and knock us on our ass, real friends are there to ease the pain and somehow make you laugh." -
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"Here’s to women, beer and song, may none of them be flat." -
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"Friends may come and friends may go, but liquor comes to soothe the blow." -
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"Here’s to rattlesnakes and condoms. Two things I’m never gonna fuck with." -
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"May our sons have rich fathers and beautiful mothers!" -
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" May your mornings bring joy and your evenings bring peace... May your troubles grow less as your blessings increase!" -
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"Here’s to the great artistic genius, Pablo Picasso. His last words were “Drink to me.” Who am I to question genius?" -
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"May you always have a clean shirt, a clear conscience, and enough coins in your pocket to buy a pint!" -
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"May the best of our past be the worst of our future." -
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"Here’s to you, here’s to me, the best of friends we’ll always be; but if we ever disagree, fuck you, here’s to me." -
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"There are good ships, and there are wood ships, ships that sail the sea, but the best ships are friendships, and may they always be." -
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"Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker." -
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"We drink to those who love us, we drink to those who don’t. We drink to those who fuck us, and fuck those who don’t!" -
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"To our wives and girlfriends… May they never meet." -
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"If beer were an ocean, and I was a duck. I’d swim to the bottom to drink my way up. But the ocean is not beer, and I’m not a duck. So here’s to us, now let’s get fucked up." -
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"To the kisses we’ve snatched, and vice versa!" -
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"Here’s to whiskey, scotch, or rye, amber, smooth, and clear; it’s not as sweet as a woman’s lips, but a damn sight more sincere." -
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"Here is to staying positive and testing negative." -
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"To nights we will never remember, with the friends we will never forget." -
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"May we never regret this." -
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"Here’s to the girls of the American shore, I love but one, I love no more; Since she’s not here to drink her part, I’ll drink her drink with all my heart." -
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"Always remember to forget The troubles that passed away. But never forget to remember The blessings that come each day." -
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"Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme. Get on up! It’s bobsled time!"
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