23 Smuggling Tactics That Almost Worked

If you're so smart, why did you become a smuggler and not a scientist?

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Cocaine has generally been associated with fake boobs. These smugglers literally stuffed these ones with blow.
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This weed sculptor's donkey didn't fool the customs.
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Doors made out of cocaine. So hot right now.
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The base of this plant is made out of pot.
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Frogs in a film canister.
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Lube bottles containing illegal steroids.
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Open, pack with cocaine, glue together, get caught.
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Chocolate bars filled with cocaine.
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Dead insects stuffed with coke.
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Cigarette transit seems to be a big thing in Europe.
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A gun sewn into a plush mascot.
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Taking it to the next level: cocaine inside a metal screw.
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Oxycodone instead of seeds?
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The classic bra stuffing, for those not desperate enough to go with the breast implant way.
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Classic mail pigeon trick.
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And this.

1.
2.
Cocaine has generally been associated with fake boobs. These smugglers literally stuffed these ones with blow.
3.
4.
This weed sculptor's donkey didn't fool the customs.
5.
6.
7.
Doors made out of cocaine. So hot right now.
8.
The base of this plant is made out of pot.
9.
Frogs in a film canister.
10.
Lube bottles containing illegal steroids.
11.
12.
Open, pack with cocaine, glue together, get caught.
13.
Chocolate bars filled with cocaine.
14.
15.
Dead insects stuffed with coke.
16.
Cigarette transit seems to be a big thing in Europe.
17.
A gun sewn into a plush mascot.
18.
19.
Taking it to the next level: cocaine inside a metal screw.
20.
Oxycodone instead of seeds?
21.
The classic bra stuffing, for those not desperate enough to go with the breast implant way.
22.
Classic mail pigeon trick.
23.
And this.