The $2 Million Bugatti Grand Sport - Gifted to Jay-Z. As if being married to Beyonce isn't a gift enough, the singer bought husband Jay-Z a Bugatti Grand Sport worth $2 Million. Damn.

The $12,000 Bike - Gifted to Jennifer Aniston. Courtney Cox bought longtime BFF and Friends co-star Jennifer Aniston a $12,000 Chanel bike for sh*ts and giggles. That's obviously pocket change to an actress who made $1 million per episode on her sitcom, but we're talking about a damn bicycle here. A BICYCLE! That thing better have GPS and make celebratory quesadillas every time you make it to 30 miles and also have the ability to turn into a helicopter, or that is just a plain old waste of money.

The $20 Million Gulfstream Jet - Gifted to Katie Holmes. Besides jumping on couches to express his love, Tom Cruise also expressed his insane (literally INSANE) love for then-wife Katie Holmes by buying the actress a $20 million Gulfstream jet.

The $16,000 Purse - Gifted to Kim Kardashian. Kanye West gave his wife a $16,000 Hermes bag that was hand-painted by their daughter, North. Really adorable idea for a one-of-a-kind present, but $16,000 for a bag?!

The $73,000 Cartier Ring - Gifted to Nicole Kidman. After the birth of their first daughter, Sunday, Keith Urban rewarded wife Nicole Kidman with a $73,000 Cartier ring. That's a fair trade for pushing his child out of her vagina. But Kidman must have had a harder time giving birth to their second daughter, Faith, because that baby cost Urban a custom-designed emerald and diamond cross worst around $120,000.

The $2 Million Bath Tub - Gifted to Robin Givens. Mike Tyson Gave ex-wife Robin Givens a $2 Million bathtub while they were married, which is the biggest "We need to have more sex" hint we've ever heard. Tyson reportedly had $38 million worth of debt in 2004, so hopefully she gave him back the bathtub so he'd have somewhere to dwell in his buyers remorse, or at least have somewhere nice to jerk off after she left him :/

The $1.4 Million Mansion - Gifted to Taylor Swift's Parents. A lot of people have Taylor Swift #SquadGoals, but no one has been luckier to be a part of Swift's inner circle than the people who gave birth to her. Taylor bought her parents a $1.4 Million mansion in Nashville, Tennessee, which sounds super expensive until you realize that it only took her a day-and-a-half to earn that money.