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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-07-15 21:48:25<br />
							<p>WASHINGTON (AFP) - More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of <span class="yshortcuts">global warming</span>, according to researchers at the University of Texas.</p>
<p>Kidney stones, which are formed from dissolved minerals in the urine and can be extremely painful, are often caused by caused by dehydration, either by not drinking enough liquid or losing too much due to high heat conditions.</p>
<p>If <span class="yshortcuts">global warming trends</span> continue as projected by the UN <span class="yshortcuts">Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change</span> in 2007, the United States can expect as much as a 30 percent growth in <span class="yshortcuts">kidney stone disease</span> in some of its driest areas, said the findings published in <span class="yshortcuts">Monday's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences</span>.</p>
<p>The increased incidence of disease would represent between 1.6 million and 2.2 million cases by 2050, costing the US economy as much as one billion dollars in treatment costs.</p>
<p>"This study is one of the first examples of global warming causing a direct medical consequence for humans," said Margaret Pearle, professor of urology at <span class="yshortcuts">University of Texas Southwestern</span> and senior author of the paper.</p>
<p>"When people relocate from areas of moderate temperature to areas with warmer climates, a rapid increase in stone risk has been observed. This has been shown in military deployments to the Middle East for instance."</p>
<p>The lead author of the research, Tom Brikowski, compared kidney stone rates with UN forecasts of temperature increases and created two mathematical models to predict the impact on future populations.</p>
<p>One formula showed an increase in the southern half of the country, including the already existing "kidney stone belt" of the southeastern states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.</p>
<p>The other showed that the increase would be concentrated in the <span class="yshortcuts">upper Midwest</span>.</p>
<p>"Similar climate-related changes in the prevalence of kidney-stone disease can be expected in other stone belts worldwide," the study said.</p>						</td>
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									<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;WASHINGTON (AFP) - More Americans are likely to suffer from kidney stones in the coming years as a result of &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;global warming&lt;/span&gt;, according to researchers at the University of Texas.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Kidney stones, which are formed from dissolved minerals in the urine and can be extremely painful, are often caused by caused by dehydration, either by not drinking enough liquid or losing too much due to high heat conditions.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;If &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;global warming trends&lt;/span&gt; continue as projected by the UN &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change&lt;/span&gt; in 2007, the United States can expect as much as a 30 percent growth in &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;kidney stone disease&lt;/span&gt; in some of its driest areas, said the findings published in &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;Monday's Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The increased incidence of disease would represent between 1.6 million and 2.2 million cases by 2050, costing the US economy as much as one billion dollars in treatment costs.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;This study is one of the first examples of global warming causing a direct medical consequence for humans,&quot; said Margaret Pearle, professor of urology at &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;University of Texas Southwestern&lt;/span&gt; and senior author of the paper.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;When people relocate from areas of moderate temperature to areas with warmer climates, a rapid increase in stone risk has been observed. This has been shown in military deployments to the Middle East for instance.&quot;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The lead author of the research, Tom Brikowski, compared kidney stone rates with UN forecasts of temperature increases and created two mathematical models to predict the impact on future populations.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;One formula showed an increase in the southern half of the country, including the already existing &quot;kidney stone belt&quot; of the southeastern states of Alabama, Arkansas, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, Mississippi, North Carolina, South Carolina and Tennessee.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The other showed that the increase would be concentrated in the &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;upper Midwest&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&quot;Similar climate-related changes in the prevalence of kidney-stone disease can be expected in other stone belts worldwide,&quot; the study said.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 15 Jul 2008 18:56:46 -0400</pubDate>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-07-15 18:56:46<br />
							<p>When it comes to cutting costs, consumers always look at the big stuff. Postponing that vacation. Keeping your car a few more years. Nixing the addition on the house.</p>
<p>But it's often the little things that can make an even bigger difference. For instance, Joseph Montanaro, a <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">certified financial planner</span> for <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">USAA</span> Financial Planning Services, says he saved $130 a month just by kicking his daily Dr Pepper habit. That's a savings of $1,560 over a year.</p>
<p>We calculated the savings you might see from making various adjustments over a period of one year, from carpooling to work, to drinking a cheaper cup of coffee, to taking a quicker shower. If you do all the things we suggest here, you could save at least $5,000 over a year's time. That's real money.</p>
<p>So, what lifestyle change can save you the most cash? Read on.</p>
<p>How much can you save over one year if you...</p>
<p><strong>1) Cut your daily shower to 10 minutes from 15 minutes?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$102.</strong> A 10-minute shower uses about 25 gallon of water (that's assuming the showerhead emits 2.5 gallons of water a minute). That means a total water and energy cost of 57 cents a day, or about $208 a year, according to Seattle City Light's Conservation Resources Division.</p>
<p>By contrast, a 15-minute shower consumes 37.5 gallons of water with a total energy and water cost of 85 cents. Over a year, that 15-minute shower costs you slightly more than $310. So get out of the shower faster to save some money.</p>
<p><strong>2) Reduce your home's water heater setting to 120 degrees from 140 degrees?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$125.</strong> That's if you use an <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;">electric water heater</span>. The annual savings would be somewhat less -- $75 -- if you have a <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;">gas water heater</span>, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">EnergyStar</span> program.</p>
<p><strong>3) Brew your own cup of coffee instead of picking up a latte at Starbucks?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$912.</strong> A tall latte at the local Starbucks will run you about $3 a cup, or $1,095 a year, if you go there every day. If you brew your own at home for 50 cents or less per cup, you'll pay nearly $183.</p>
<p><strong>4) Prepare your own lunch rather than buying out?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$1,460 to $3,650.</strong> If you make lunch from last night's leftovers, you can avoid spending an extra $4 to $10 a day, says Dwight Raiford, a senior financial planner with <span class="yshortcuts">MetLife</span>.</p>
<p><strong>5) Hit the water cooler at work instead of buying bottled water?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$260 to $390.</strong> If you can avoid paying for the bottled stuff (at $1 to $1.50 a bottle), you can save at least $5 to $7.50 for each five-day work week. Yet one more reason to gossip around the water cooler.</p>
<p><strong>6) <span class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;">Carpool</span> or work from home one day a week instead of driving into the office each day?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$423.</strong> Let's assume a <span class="yshortcuts" style="cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;">gas price</span> of about $4.07 a gallon (We know. It's much higher in a lot of places and it's not going to stay at $4.07 a gallon.) Let's also figure on a daily round-trip commute of 30 miles and that a full-size car or SUV can get about 15 city miles to the gallon. An employee who logs on from home or catches a ride with a co-worker a minimum of once a week can avoid spending at least $8.14 at the pump a week.</p>
<p><strong>7) Cut your lawn yourself instead of hiring a lawn service?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$1,040 to $4,680.</strong> You can trim costs substantially by cutting your lawn yourself. Lawn services generally charge $20 to $40 for a weekly cutting for an average lawn, and as much as $90 if you throw in leaf blowing and hedging, etc. But you'll have to subtract what it costs to fuel your mower. Obviously, you'll have to use a manual mower to get the most savings.</p>
<p><strong>8) Polish your nails at home instead of getting a weekly manicure?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$520 to $1,040.</strong> Skip the salon and buff your nails yourself, and you'll pocket $10 to $20 a week.</p>
<p><strong>9) Order a film from a movie-rental service instead of going to the nearest multiplex?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$36.</strong> This assumes that a movie ticket is about $7 these days (yes, such places exist. It can be more like $10 or up in many places). It also assumes that you go to the movies once a month, and that DVD services like <span class="yshortcuts"><span style="color: #0f55c3;">Netflix</span></span>, <span class="yshortcuts"><span style="color: #0f55c3;">Blockbuster</span></span> and <span class="yshortcuts"><span style="color: #0f55c3;">Intelliflix</span></span> offer plans for as low as $3.99 a month.</p>
<p>More benefits: The flat monthly DVD service fee often includes more than one rental a month, and the popcorn you pop may be cheaper and healthier than the stuff at the local theater. And we won't even begin to discuss the cost of a baby-sitter.</p>
<p><strong>10) Use <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">compact fluorescent bulbs</span> in your lamps and <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">light fixtures</span> instead of the old incandescent type?</strong></p>
<p><strong>$120.</strong> If you replace just one <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">incandescent light bulb</span> with a compact fluorescent one, you'll save $6 in electricity costs over a year, according to the <span class="yshortcuts" style="background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;">EnergyStar</span> program. If you've got 20 bulbs in your house, those savings will start to look even brighter.</p>						</td>
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									<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;When it comes to cutting costs, consumers always look at the big stuff. Postponing that vacation. Keeping your car a few more years. Nixing the addition on the house.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But it's often the little things that can make an even bigger difference. For instance, Joseph Montanaro, a &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;certified financial planner&lt;/span&gt; for &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;USAA&lt;/span&gt; Financial Planning Services, says he saved $130 a month just by kicking his daily Dr Pepper habit. That's a savings of $1,560 over a year.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We calculated the savings you might see from making various adjustments over a period of one year, from carpooling to work, to drinking a cheaper cup of coffee, to taking a quicker shower. If you do all the things we suggest here, you could save at least $5,000 over a year's time. That's real money.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, what lifestyle change can save you the most cash? Read on.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How much can you save over one year if you...&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;1) Cut your daily shower to 10 minutes from 15 minutes?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$102.&lt;/strong&gt; A 10-minute shower uses about 25 gallon of water (that's assuming the showerhead emits 2.5 gallons of water a minute). That means a total water and energy cost of 57 cents a day, or about $208 a year, according to Seattle City Light's Conservation Resources Division.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;By contrast, a 15-minute shower consumes 37.5 gallons of water with a total energy and water cost of 85 cents. Over a year, that 15-minute shower costs you slightly more than $310. So get out of the shower faster to save some money.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;2) Reduce your home's water heater setting to 120 degrees from 140 degrees?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$125.&lt;/strong&gt; That's if you use an &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;&quot;&gt;electric water heater&lt;/span&gt;. The annual savings would be somewhat less -- $75 -- if you have a &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;&quot;&gt;gas water heater&lt;/span&gt;, according to the U.S. Environmental Protection Agency's &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;EnergyStar&lt;/span&gt; program.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;3) Brew your own cup of coffee instead of picking up a latte at Starbucks?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$912.&lt;/strong&gt; A tall latte at the local Starbucks will run you about $3 a cup, or $1,095 a year, if you go there every day. If you brew your own at home for 50 cents or less per cup, you'll pay nearly $183.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;4) Prepare your own lunch rather than buying out?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$1,460 to $3,650.&lt;/strong&gt; If you make lunch from last night's leftovers, you can avoid spending an extra $4 to $10 a day, says Dwight Raiford, a senior financial planner with &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;MetLife&lt;/span&gt;.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;5) Hit the water cooler at work instead of buying bottled water?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$260 to $390.&lt;/strong&gt; If you can avoid paying for the bottled stuff (at $1 to $1.50 a bottle), you can save at least $5 to $7.50 for each five-day work week. Yet one more reason to gossip around the water cooler.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;6) &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;&quot;&gt;Carpool&lt;/span&gt; or work from home one day a week instead of driving into the office each day?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$423.&lt;/strong&gt; Let's assume a &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;cursor: hand; border-bottom: #0066cc 1px dashed;&quot;&gt;gas price&lt;/span&gt; of about $4.07 a gallon (We know. It's much higher in a lot of places and it's not going to stay at $4.07 a gallon.) Let's also figure on a daily round-trip commute of 30 miles and that a full-size car or SUV can get about 15 city miles to the gallon. An employee who logs on from home or catches a ride with a co-worker a minimum of once a week can avoid spending at least $8.14 at the pump a week.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;7) Cut your lawn yourself instead of hiring a lawn service?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$1,040 to $4,680.&lt;/strong&gt; You can trim costs substantially by cutting your lawn yourself. Lawn services generally charge $20 to $40 for a weekly cutting for an average lawn, and as much as $90 if you throw in leaf blowing and hedging, etc. But you'll have to subtract what it costs to fuel your mower. Obviously, you'll have to use a manual mower to get the most savings.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;8) Polish your nails at home instead of getting a weekly manicure?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$520 to $1,040.&lt;/strong&gt; Skip the salon and buff your nails yourself, and you'll pocket $10 to $20 a week.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;9) Order a film from a movie-rental service instead of going to the nearest multiplex?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$36.&lt;/strong&gt; This assumes that a movie ticket is about $7 these days (yes, such places exist. It can be more like $10 or up in many places). It also assumes that you go to the movies once a month, and that DVD services like &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0f55c3;&quot;&gt;Netflix&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt;, &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0f55c3;&quot;&gt;Blockbuster&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; and &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot;&gt;&lt;span style=&quot;color: #0f55c3;&quot;&gt;Intelliflix&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/span&gt; offer plans for as low as $3.99 a month.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;More benefits: The flat monthly DVD service fee often includes more than one rental a month, and the popcorn you pop may be cheaper and healthier than the stuff at the local theater. And we won't even begin to discuss the cost of a baby-sitter.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;10) Use &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;compact fluorescent bulbs&lt;/span&gt; in your lamps and &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;light fixtures&lt;/span&gt; instead of the old incandescent type?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;$120.&lt;/strong&gt; If you replace just one &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;incandescent light bulb&lt;/span&gt; with a compact fluorescent one, you'll save $6 in electricity costs over a year, according to the &lt;span class=&quot;yshortcuts&quot; style=&quot;background: none transparent scroll repeat 0% 0%; cursor: hand; border-bottom: medium none;&quot;&gt;EnergyStar&lt;/span&gt; program. If you've got 20 bulbs in your house, those savings will start to look even brighter.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<p>I seemed to notice when ever people have been uploading a ton of things a day that one person all of a sudden complained about it...now dont get me wrong here i think 100 a day is to much also but some people just get extremely mad and cuss out the people uploading...now that one person that complained got many others to get pissed..just a thought.....</p>						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/1994300ex/1994300ex-1215656856.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I seemed to notice when ever people have been uploading a ton of things a day that one person all of a sudden complained about it...now dont get me wrong here i think 100 a day is to much also but some people just get extremely mad and cuss out the people uploading...now that one person that complained got many others to get pissed..just a thought.....&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<p>I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!</p>
<p>I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.</p>
<p>Man alive! But I wish you weren't.</p>
<p>I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.</p>
<p>Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.</p>
<p>You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.</p>
<p>You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.</p>
<p>We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.</p>
<p>I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.</p>
<p>There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.</p>
<p>All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.</p>
<p>I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.</p>
<p>Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.</p>
<p>People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.</p>
<p>Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!</p>
<p>We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.</p>
<p>When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, "Gentlemen." Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.</p>
<p>The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.</p>
<p>You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.</p>
<p>All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?</p>
<p>I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.</p>
<p>No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.</p>
<p>There was something about you that I liked, but you spent it.</p>
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									<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I'll think so.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Man alive! But I wish you weren't.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I believe in respect for the dead; in fact, I could only respect you if you WERE dead.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is your name Maple Syrup? It should be, you sap.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You spent so much time trying to get rid of that halitosis that you had only to find out that you are not popular anyway.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You are the kind of person who, when one first meets you, one doesn't like you. But when one gets to know you better, one hates you.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We know that romance brings out the beast in you -- the jackass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I'm looking forward to the pleasure of your company since I haven't had it yet.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;There are several people in this world that I find obnoxious and you are all of them.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All of your girlfriends kiss you with their eyes closed. Considering your face, that's the only way they could.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I hear that when your mother first saw you, she decided to leave you on the front steps of a police station while she turned herself in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undertaker.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We can always tell when you are lying. Your lips move.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When you get to the men`s room, you will see a sign that says, &quot;Gentlemen.&quot; Pay no heed to it. Go right on in.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;The only things you ever make are mistakes and cigarette ashes.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You always manage to keep your neck above water. We can tell by the color of it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;All that you are you owe to your parents. Why don't you send them a penny and square the account?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I heard you have hair on your chest, and that`s not your only resemblance to Rin Tin Tin.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;No one should be punished for accident of birth, but you look too much like a wreck not to be.&lt;/p&gt;
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							<p>Since we have an election coming up pretty soon, i was jut wondering who everyone was planning on voting at this moment...your mind may change sometime in the next couple of months maybe not though....who knows?&nbsp; if you would like to tell me who you will vote for go ahead and just leave a comment about who you will vote for...THANKS ByE!!!</p>						</td>
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									<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;Since we have an election coming up pretty soon, i was jut wondering who everyone was planning on voting at this moment...your mind may change sometime in the next couple of months maybe not though....who knows?&amp;nbsp; if you would like to tell me who you will vote for go ahead and just leave a comment about who you will vote for...THANKS ByE!!!&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-05-24 00:20:04<br />
							<p>personally I don’t care for telemarketers, in fact I really don’t care for them. They call at the most inoppertune times - when you’re eating, sleeping, relaxing, or just sitting around doing nothing (yea even then it’s annoying). In the even you have alittle time on your hands and want to<em> really</em> ensure they don’t call back (let’s face it, the National Do Not Call List only goes so far)… here is the F&J top 10 list for getting rid of a telemarketer…</p>
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<li>1.  Say, “No,” over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they’re trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all “No’s” This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. </li>
<li>2.  If they want to loan you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, “How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like that other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?” </li>
<li>3.  If they start out with, “How are you today?” say, “Why do you want to know?” Or you can say, “I’m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my colon is acting up again, my rectum are sore, my pet rock just died…” When they try to get back to the sales process, just keep talking about your problems… if they persist - ask them why they don’t care. </li>
<li>4.  If the person says he’s Joe Shmoe from the Acme Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask for his address. Ask for landmarks. Continue asking questions about the company for as long as necessary. </li>
<li>5.  This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: “Hi, my name is Jessica and I’m with Roger Dodd Services…. You: “Hang on a second.” (few seconds pause) “Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?” </li>
<li>6.  If you get one of those pushy sales people who just won’t shut up, patiently listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the deal, tell them that you’ll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, go shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card. </li>
<li>7.  If a long distance phone company calls trying to get you to sign up for their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, “I don’t have any friends… would you be my friend?” If that doesn’t work, say “Please.” </li>
<li>8.  Tell them you work for the same company they work for. For example: <em>Telemarketer:</em> “This is John From Acme Sales.”<br /><em>You:</em> “Acme Sales, hey I work for them too! Which center are you calling from?”<br /><em>Telemarketer:</em> “Uh, Dallas, Texas.”<br /><em>You:</em> “Great, how’s business over there? The weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to employees! Oh well, see ya.” </li>
<li>9.  Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional “Uh-huh, really, or, “That’s fascinating.” Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn’t give your credit card number to someone who’s a complete stranger. You might even find your soulmate. </li>
<li>10.  Tell the telemarketer (this is my personal favorite) you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of telemarketers). If the sales person says, “Well, I don’t really want to get a call at home,” say, “Ya! Now you know how I feel.” (smiling, of course…) </li>
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									<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;personally I don&acirc;t care for telemarketers, in fact I really don&acirc;t care for them. They call at the most inoppertune times - when you&acirc;re eating, sleeping, relaxing, or just sitting around doing nothing (yea even then it&acirc;s annoying). In the even you have alittle time on your hands and want to&lt;em&gt; really&lt;/em&gt; ensure they don&acirc;t call back (let&acirc;s face it, the National Do Not Call List only goes so far)&acirc;&brvbar; here is the F&amp;J top 10 list for getting rid of a telemarketer&acirc;&brvbar;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;li&gt;1.  Say, &acirc;No,&acirc; over and over. Be sure to vary the sound of each no, and keep an even tempo even as they&acirc;re trying to speak. Maybe sing a song with all &acirc;No&acirc;s&acirc; This is the most fun if you can keep going until they hang up. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;2.  If they want to loan&Acirc;&nbsp;you money, tell them you just filed for bankruptcy and you could it. Ask, &acirc;How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, or is it like that other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?&acirc; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;3.  If they start out with, &acirc;How are you today?&acirc; say, &acirc;Why do you want to know?&acirc; Or you can say, &acirc;I&acirc;m so glad you asked, because no one seems to care these days and I have all these problems, my&Acirc;&nbsp;colon is acting up again, my&Acirc;&nbsp;rectum are sore, my&Acirc;&nbsp;pet rock&Acirc;&nbsp;just died&acirc;&brvbar;&acirc; When they try to get back to the sales process, just keep talking about your problems&acirc;&brvbar; if they persist - ask them why they don&acirc;t care. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;4.  If the person says he&acirc;s Joe&Acirc;&nbsp;Shmoe from the&Acirc;&nbsp;Acme Company, ask him to spell his name, then ask him to spell the company name, then ask for his address. Ask for landmarks. Continue asking questions about the company for as long as necessary. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;5.  This one works better if you are male: Telemarketer: &acirc;Hi, my name is&Acirc;&nbsp;Jessica and I&acirc;m with&Acirc;&nbsp;Roger Dodd&Acirc;&nbsp;Services&acirc;&brvbar;. You: &acirc;Hang on a second.&acirc; (few seconds pause) &acirc;Okay, (in a really husky voice) what are you wearing?&acirc; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;6.  If you get one of those pushy sales people who just won&acirc;t shut up,&Acirc;&nbsp;patiently listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the deal, tell them that you&acirc;ll need to go get&Acirc;&nbsp;your credit&Acirc;&nbsp;card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, go shopping or whatever. See how long that commission based scum waits for you to get your credit card. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;7.  If a long distance phone company calls trying to get you to sign up&Acirc;&nbsp;for their Family and Friends plan, reply, in as sinister a voice as you can, &acirc;I don&acirc;t have any friends&acirc;&brvbar; would you be my friend?&acirc; If that doesn&acirc;t work, say &acirc;Please.&acirc; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;8.  Tell them you work for the same company they work for. For example: &lt;em&gt;Telemarketer:&lt;/em&gt; &acirc;This is John From Acme Sales.&acirc;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;You:&lt;/em&gt; &acirc;Acme Sales, hey I work for them too! Which center are you calling from?&acirc;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;Telemarketer:&lt;/em&gt; &acirc;Uh, Dallas, Texas.&acirc;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;em&gt;You:&lt;/em&gt; &acirc;Great, how&acirc;s business over there? The weather? Too bad the company has a policy against selling to&Acirc;&nbsp;employees! Oh well, see ya.&acirc; &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;9.  Let the person go through their spiel, providing minimal but necessary feedback in the form of an occasional &acirc;Uh-huh, really, or, &acirc;That&acirc;s fascinating.&acirc; Finally, when they ask you to buy, ask them to marry you. They get all flustered, but just tell them you couldn&acirc;t give your credit card number&Acirc;&nbsp;to someone who&acirc;s a complete stranger. You might even find your soulmate. &lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;10.  Tell the telemarketer (this is my personal favorite) you are busy and if they will give you their phone number you will call them back. If they say they are not allowed to give out their number, then ask them for their home number and tell them you will call them at home (this is usually the most effective method of getting rid of telemarketers). If the sales person says, &acirc;Well, I don&acirc;t really want to get a call at home,&acirc; say, &acirc;Ya! Now you know how I feel.&acirc; (smiling, of course&acirc;&brvbar;) &lt;/li&gt;
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							<p>my name is jack,&nbsp; i got a big nut sack..im black witha fanny pack lookin like a cracka witha small nut sack..i roll down the hills lookin fo bills,,while the crew is zoomin with the 30 mils...i be goin downtown to look fo some honeys and i spotted a big white bunny...oh no thers a ho watch out im on a roel!!!!!!!!!!</p>						</td>
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							<p>HELP MAKE THIS THE WORLD RECORD FOR COMMENTS!!!!!</p>						</td>
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							<p>tell me what youre goin to do this summer</p>						</td>
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							<p align="justify">A man comes into the ER and yells; "My wife's going to have her baby in the <br />cab!" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady's dress, <br />and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were <br />several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.</p>						</td>
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