I was in the Drive through at Burger King tonight, when i got rear ended by this hott little chocolate mami.

My Highschool flirting instinct kicked in, and all of a sudden i realised it has been a little minute since i hit it, chick-wise.

...Maybe around 4 months, or so.

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My Bumper was good, since she hit me at all of 2mph.

I told her she didn't do any real damage, except my car is now really dirty because of her rear-ending me.

She told me she didn't do all of that, started laughing, and asked me if i wanted her to pay for a car wash.

I told her she could wash it in a Bikini for me.
I gave her a hug and got back in my cruiser.

I drove off with my order all screwed up and realizing i need to go get that girl.

She and her friend was already gone, i had cold fries, and thought i should go tell about this in a Myspace blog, or maybe Ebaumsworld.

Nah, Fuck Ebaumsworld!!
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Went to Taco Bell, got a Fruitista Freeze, and here i am.

What can ya do?! ...

Im BiGuy, and i approve this ..
SURPRIZE BUTTSECKS!!

The Psychopath Test!



Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the
bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

No one I know has got it right, Including me



A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did
Not know.

She thought this guy was amazi
ng. She believed him to be her dream
guy so much, that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him.

A few days later she killed her sister.




Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?

[Give this some thought before you answer]



































Answer:

She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again.

If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath.

This was a test by a famous American Psychologist used to test if one has the same mentality as a killer.

Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and
answered the question correctly.




If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.



If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take you off my friends. :)

I got a message on Myspace from a friend which read:

"i got a 14 day free trail of WoW and me mum might go buy it for me so yea. and I am a beta tester for the Gaia zOMG rpg coming soon"

I don't know what I was thinking, but I decided to write a lengthy reply to him, which was

" WoW? NO! .. Don't do it .. DONT DO IT!!

It's EVIL .. Once you're in .. You're IN FOR LIFE!!

14 day trial? .. Oh, yeah, that was me last year.

"14 day trial" I said. "I wont get addicted" I said.

Yeah .. well, that's what THEY ALL SAY!!

Then, a month later you can be seen on the corner, trying to sell your body for just 1 extra month subscribed.

It'll kill ya, brother .. KILL YOUR SOUL WITH ADDICTION!!

I mean, Sure... I played it last year .. and I quit it 2 months later.

I knew i was strong enough to do so.

Until .. Until I found myself dreaming about...

The classes, the mounts, The Adventurous Journey's through, what seemed like, Endless roads and paths.

Then, one morning while wondering why the fuck im actually eating "Raisin Bran" for breakfast, instead of "Raisin Bran Crunch" ...

I took off running down the Hallway.. It was all so fast that I blacked out for a moment.

When I came to, I was logged on to my Lvl 23 Night Elf, Standing in Stormwind City wondering what quest to do next.

.. I thought I had this addiction jacked off of me, but no .. no, it was only ME who had been jacked off.

I am still a Blizzard Zombie .. and I may forever be one.

.. You.. you still have a CHANCE!!

RUN, My friend, RUN!!

.. Or .. Log in right now and send me a message for CHEAP WOW GOLD ONLY $19.95 USD!!"

He only replied that I make him worry about me.

wtf does that mean?

He thinks Im unstable or something.

It had me in serious thought about myself ... but then I remembered I had an episode of FRINGE recorded, so i went to go watch that.

eh .. what are ya gonna do?

LAWLZ and Shit!!!!111!!!

I no have me xbox right now, because its getting fixed for the 2ND TIME!!!, SON OF A BITCHES, MONKEYS UNCLE's, NEPHEW's, 2WICE REMOVED RED HEADED(Ginger) STEP NIECE!!

Anyway, its in transit (ty UPS for that vocabulary lesson) to McAllen Texas to get fixed, and/or HOPEFULLY replace.

-=-=-=-=-=-
Bullshit aside, and off to the left turning white ...
-=-=-=-=-=-

I was on Xbox .com sending messages to my friends list
(which by the way, i recently (about 2 months ago) added my ex!

(Heart flutters when you know you still love someone)

anywho .. i was being silly as hell, and sending random messages to my friends ... which the messages to my brother, and cousin was:

and i thought that was funny, being that it was 5:06 am!!!


then, i went to my Ex's xbox live page, and sent him a message involving something about BUTT  NEKKID SATURDAYS, JACOB STYLE, CELEB SECKS TAPEZ,  iiiiii donno, something like that i cant remember, or either i CAN remember, and since its mostly perverted message i dont want to tell anyone, so ill lie and say i cant remember ... eh, YOU pick the excuse.


Then, i sent some sort of random message to someone playing uno ... UNO!!?  on XBOX LIVE!!  Oh Noez!!     


jk, i dont care that it was UNO!!  ive only played butt nekked UNO once, so stfu, its doesnt get to me when i hear the word at all!!

anywho, i can smell my ex now, i remember the smells from when we were in Massachusettes together,  hmmmmm, good times.

SOoooOOOooooOOOOooo .. this was my long ass bulletin message, im going to go lay down and TIVO Disturbia now   



-Shia Lebeuf for the win ... wait, Shie laboof, no, shie lebuuf ..

Phoebe Buffay!!    ... WHOA!! that doesnt even have anything to DO with Shia, thats F.R.I.E.N.D.S .. and Phoebe isnt a TRANSFORMER!!

I'M CONFUSED!!

XD =D =P ... anyway, DISTURBIA FOR THE WIN!!

TONGUE TWISTERS:

-How fast can you say them?-

1.) Who washed Washington's white woolens when Washington's washerwoman went west?

2.) Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.

3.) Shave a cedar shingle thin.

4.) Which wristwatches are Swiss wristwatches?

5.) A thin little boy picked six thick thistle sticks.

6.) Flee from fog to fight flu fast.

7.) The bootblack bought the black boot back.

8.) We surely shall see the sun shine soon.

9.) Miss Smith's fish sauce shop seldom sells shellfish.

10.) Which wicked witch wished which wicked wish?

Janet Grammer is a great~great~grandmother... and a pretty good shot.

In April 2005 she was working in a convenience store in Jacksonville, Fl.

When a man walked in, fired 2 shots at the back wall, and demanded money.

Instead of giving him the cash, she grabbed a pistol from under the counter and shot the thief in the chest.

He fell to the ground, then got up and ran out of the store.

Police later arrested him.(he checked into the hospital)

The Mother of 10, Grandmother of 32, Great Grandmother of 3, and great~great~grandmother of 3 wasn't happy about shooting the man.

"All I could think about was his poor parents", she told police.

o Urine from male cape water buffaloes is so flammable that some tribes use it for lantern fuel.

o At the first World Cup championship in Uruguay, 1930, the soccer balls were actually monkey skulls wrapped in paper and leather.

o Every Labrador retriever dreams about bananas.

o If you put a bee in a film canister for two hours, it will go blind and leave behind its weight in honey.

o Due to the angle at which the optic nerve enters the brain, staring at a blue surface during sex greatly increases the intensity of orgasms.

o Never hold your nose and cover your mouth when sneezing, as it can blow out your eyeballs.

o Centuries ago, purchasing real estate often required having one or more limbs amputated in order to prevent the purchaser from running away to avoid repayment of the loan. Hence an expensive purchase was said to cost "an arm and a leg."

o When Mahatma Gandhi died, an autopsy revealed five gold Krugerrands in his small intestine.

o Aardvarks are allergic to radishes, but only during summer months.

o Coca-Cola was the favored drink of Pharaoh Ramses. An inscription found in his tomb, when translated, was found to be almost identical to the recipe used today.

o If you part your hair on the right side, you were born to be carnivorous. If you part it on the left, your physical and psychological make-up is that of a vegetarian.

o When immersed in liquid, a dead sparrow will make a sound like a crying baby.

o In WWII the US military planned to airdrop over France propaganda in the form of Playboy magazine, with coded messages hidden in the models' turn-ons and turn-offs. The plan was scrapped because of a staple shortage due to rationing of metal.

o Although difficult, it's possible to start a fire by rapidly rubbing together two Cool Ranch Doritos.

o Napoleon's favorite type of wood was knotty chestnut.

o The world's smartest pig, owned by a mathematics teacher in Madison, WI, memorized the multiplication tables up to 12.

o Due to the natural "momentum" of the ocean, saltwater fish cannot swim backwards.

o In ancient Greece, children of wealthy families were dipped in olive oil at birth to keep them hairless throughout their lives.

o It is nearly three miles farther to fly from Amarillo, Texas to Louisville, Kentucky than it is to return from Louisville to Amarillo.

o The "nine lives" attributed to cats is probably due to their having nine primary whiskers.

o The original inspiration for Barbie dolls comes from dolls developed by German propagandists in the late 1930s to impress young girls with the ideal notions of Aryan features. The proportions for Barbie were actually based on those of Eva Braun.

o The Venezuelan brown bat can detect and dodge individual raindrops in mid-flight, arriving safely back at his cave completely dry.

 In the weightlessness of space a frozen pea will explode if it comes in contact with Pepsi.

          o The increased electricity used by modern appliances is causing a shift in the Earth's magnetic field. By the year 2327, the North Pole will be located in mid-Kansas, while the South Pole will be just off the coast of East Africa.

          o The idea for "tribbles" in "Star Trek" came from gerbils, since some gerbils are actually born pregnant.

          o Male rhesus monkeys often hang from tree branches by their amazing prehensile penises.

          o Johnny Plessey batted .331 for the Cleveland Spiders in 1891, even though he spent the entire season batting with a rolled-up, lacquered copy of the Toledo Post-Dispatch.

          o Smearing a small amount of dog feces on an insect bite will relieve the itching and swelling.

          o The Boeing 747 is capable of flying upside-down if it weren't for the fact that the wings would shear off when trying to roll it over.

          o The trucking company Elvis Presley worked at as a young man was owned by Frank Sinatra.

          o The only golf course on the island of Tonga has 15 holes, and there's no penalty if a monkey steals your golf ball.

          o Legislation passed during WWI making it illegal to say "gesundheit" to a sneezer was never repealed.

          o Manatees possess vocal chords which give them the ability to speak like humans, but don't do so because they have no ears with which to hear the sound.

          o SCUBA divers cannot pass gas at depths of 33 feet or below.

          o Catfish are the only animals that naturally have an ODD number of whiskers.

          o Replying more than 100 times to the same piece of spam e-mail will overwhelm the sender's system and interfere with their ability to send any more spam.

          o Polar bears can eat as many as 86 penguins in a single sitting.

          o The first McDonald's restaurant opened for business in 1952 in Edinburgh, Scotland, and featured the McHaggis sandwich.

          o The Air Force's F-117 fighter uses aerodynamics discovered during research into how bumblebees fly.

          o You *can* get blood from a stone, but only if contains at least 17 percent bauxite.

          o Silly Putty was "discovered" as the residue left behind after the first latex condoms were produced. It's not widely publicized for obvious reasons.

          o Approximately one-sixth of your life is spent on Wednesdays.

          o The skin needed for elbow transplants must be taken from the scrotum of a cadaver.

          o The sport of jai alai originated from a game played by Incan priests who held cats by their tails and swung at leather balls. The cats would instinctively grab at the ball with their claws, thus enabling players to catch them.

          o A cat's purr has the same romance-enhancing frequency as the voice of singer Barry White.

          o The typewriter was invented by Hungarian immigrant Qwert Yuiop, who left his "signature" on the keyboard.

          o The volume of water that the Giant Sequoia tree consumes in a 24-hour period contains enough suspended minerals to pave 17.3 feet of a 4-lane concrete freeway.

          o King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe.

          o Because printed materials are being replaced by CD-ROM, microfiche and the Internet, libraries that previously sank into their foundations under the weight of their books are now in danger of collapsing in extremely high winds.

          o In 1843, a Parisian street mime got stuck in his imaginary box and consequently died of starvation.

          o Touch-tone telephone keypads were originally planned to have buttons for Police and Fire Departments, but they were replaced with * and # when the project was cancelled in favor of developing the 911 system.

          o Human saliva has a boiling point three times that of regular water.

          o Calvin, of the "Calvin and Hobbes" comic strip, was patterned after President Calvin Coolidge, who had a pet tiger as a boy.

          o Watching an hour-long soap opera burns more calories than watching a three-hour baseball game.

          o Until 1978, Camel cigarettes contained minute particles of real camels.

          o You can actually sharpen the blades on a pencil sharpener by wrapping your pencils in aluminum foil before inserting them.

          o To human taste buds, Zima is virtually indistinguishable from zebra urine.

          o Seven out of every ten hockey-playing Canadians will lose a tooth during a game. For Canadians who don't play hockey, that figure drops to five out of ten.

          o A dog's naked behind leaves absolutely no bacteria when pressed against carpet.

          o A team of University of Virginia researchers released a study promoting the practice of picking one's nose, claiming that the health benefits of keeping nasal passages free from infectious blockages far outweigh the negative social connotations.

          o Among items left behind at Osama bin Laden's headquarters in Afghanistan were 27 issues of Mad Magazine. Al Qaeda members have admitted that bin Laden is reportedly an avid reader.

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.

After months of careful research, MALE and FEMALE procedures have been developed.

Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender:

MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.

FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to locate card.
5. Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up.
6. Attempt to insert card into machine.
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check makeup in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check makeup.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided.
23. Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Redial person on cell phone.
26. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
27. Release Parking Brake.

OMG!! .. you ever come from doing a show, then your balls are all itchin', and so you stuff your hand down the front of your pants to scratch, and rearrange ...

Then you pull your hand out and smell it!!?

Isn't that an intoxicating smell .. your Own BALL Pheromone!!

... Im BALLS DEEP in it. It's great!!

Who do you think is Hotter?

Eva Mendes, or Eva Longoria?

-Personally, I think Mendes is way Hotter.

I also think Eva Longoria should be someone's mom.

Not a good MILF or anything like that .. but that kind of chick that's so uptight you'd rather punch her in the Ovaries than think of doing sexual things to her.-

So, Who's Hotter?!

Eva Mendes, or Eva Longoria?

I say: Mendes!

So, im an Actor, and Im constantly busy with projects and gigs, here and there.

One of my main problems is not wanting to wear a dancebelt.

I just cant do it, among other things, they are entirly to uncomfortable.

Here's a question ... When im dancing on stage, like tonight it happened again, My Pene slips out of the front of my underwear and dangles everywhere. You feel this little breeze down there and thats how you know.

I hate when that happens, It's not out of your pants for 256 people to see, but it very much feels like it. You cant put it back, especially at that moment on stage.

If you're a guy, regardless of where you are, or what you're doing ... has this ever happened to you?

It's just one of the most uncomfortable feelings when you're trying to concentrate on your scene/lines, or Blocking.

Im still not going to wear a fucking dance belt, fuck that.

WTF?! ... I was just sitting here thinking how unfomfortable I am because my underwear are riding up .. So, I go to pull them out from each side, and they pulled a pube!!                      Hurt like hell!

You go to pull your underwear out from under your ball crevice, and you pull a Ball Pube!!

Don't you HATE when that Happens!?