I have been driving for nearly 10 years... I would think I should have noticed the little secret on my dashboard that was staring me in the face the whole time....I didn't...and I bet you didn't either...Have you ever rented or borrowed a car and when arriving at the gas station wondered...hmmm, which side is the gas filler cap?My normal solution was to stick my head out the window, strain my neck and look, try to see in the side mirrors or even get out of the car! Well ladies and gentlemen, I'm going to share with you my little secret so you will no longer look like Ace Ventura on your way to the gas station or put your neck at risk of discomfort or injury.If you look at your gas gauge, you will see a small icon of a gas pumpThe handle of the gas pump will extend out on either the left or right side of the gas pumpIf your tank is on the left, the handle will be on the left  If your tank is on the right, the handle will be on the right. It is that simple!

    Have you ever noticed a long clear or white thin hair that randomly seems to pop out of no where on random locations of your body? I don't know how or why this happens but what I do know is that these hairs kick ass. When I find one I can't tell you how happy I get. Unfortunalty they don't last forever. I just discovered one on my upper calf. It's about 4 1/2 inches long. I've had it for 2 weeks now.I hope it never falls out.

    Well if you share my passion of random long clear thin hairs let me know. Is it on your arm? leg? stomach? Is it more than 4 1/2 inches? I'll take a picture and post tomorrow it if anyone needs proof. Remember, when it comes to hair "short and thick makes you sick, long and thin, for the win"

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    Back in the day, people used to be killed in some horrific manor if they were suspected of being a witch. Today however, witches run free without any consequenes. I think this is wrong. Witches are starting to infect out society more than ever before and we are doing nothing about it. I can't remember the last time I've been to the mall and have not seen a witch. They like to hang out at malls because they can cast spells on many people there. The most common spell at the mall is the "McKingbell" spell. It's easy to recognize people under this spell, there are usually two obese parents pushing a stroller with at least 3 overweight children begging for toys or candy. A sure sign is if the oldest overweight son has pizza sauce smeared across his face and his shirt is too small with his stomach hanging out a little. It is highly recommended that you avoid people under the McKingbell spell.

      Another spell to avoid is the "Shuggy" spell. This spell usually affects African Americans. It causes them to gather in large numbers and hang out by Target or mall entrances. They are often loud and a bit frightening. The males rapidly lose weight causing their pants to fall. The weight is generally transfered to the females' gluteus maximus making them "bootylicious".

    The last spell is the "Dooshy" spell. People affected by this spell often look like douche bags. I would call them the vanilla ice's of the new millennium. They usually have gel in their hair and popped collars. There is little hope for these people. 

    So what can we do about this problem? Simple, when you see a witch (don't look directly at their eyes) tell them their outfit is pretty cool and ask where they got it so you can pick up something similar. If everyone does this we would be witch free by 2010. So do your part, make a difference, "kill" a witch.

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To all of the racist out there....

The earliest uses of "Black Friday" come from or reference Philadelphia and refer to the heavy traffic on that day, an implicit comparison to the extremely stressful and chaotic experience of Black Tuesday (the 1929 stock-market crash). The earliest known reference to "Black Friday" (in this sense), found by Bonnie Taylor-Blake of the American Dialect Society, refers to Black Friday 1965 and makes the Philadelphia origin explicit:

JANUARY 1966 -- "Black Friday" is the name which the Philadelphia Police Department has given to the Friday following Thanksgiving Day. It is not a term of endearment to them. "Black Friday" officially opens the Christmas shopping season in center city, and it usually brings massive traffic jams and over-crowded sidewalks as the downtown stores are mobbed from opening to closing.

The term Black Friday began to get wider exposure around 1975, as shown by two newspaper articles from November 29, 1975, both datelined Philadelphia. The first reference is in an article entitled "Army vs. Navy: A Dimming Splendor," in The New York Times:

Philadelphia police and bus drivers call it "Black Friday" - that day each year between Thanksgiving Day and the Army-Navy game. It is the busiest shopping and traffic day of the year in the Bicentennial City as the Christmas list is checked off and the Eastern college football season nears conclusion.

The derivation is also clear in an Associated Press article entitled "Folks on Buying Spree Despite Down Economy," which ran in the Titusville Herald on the same day:

Store aisles were jammed. Escalators were nonstop people. It was the first day of the Christmas shopping season and despite the economy, folks here went on a buying spree. ... "That's why the bus drivers and cab drivers call today 'Black Friday,'" a sales manager at Gimbels said as she watched a traffic cop trying to control a crowd of jaywalkers. "They think in terms of headaches it gives them."

Every now and then I'll feel a tickle in my ass crack (no it's not sperm) . I do what any normal human being would do and scratch. As I scratch I feel some sort of pull or tug up my whole crack, that's when I know exactly why I'm itching. I slowly pull out a 14" long black strand of hair. I don't know about any of you, but hair that is not attached to a head creeps me out. As I gag a little I realize that the hair belongs to my Mom. As I gag even more I decided to get to the bottom of this. I needed to know how these hairs got in my ass crack and taint. I narrowed it down to three possibilities:

1) My mom sneaks in my room at night and pulls one of her hairs out and puts it in my crack.

2) My mom secretly unrolls an entire roll of TP and re-rolls it with her hair in there.

3) She puts her hair in the dryer so it'll stick to underwear and what not.

If I had to put money on it I'd go with number 3, but I have no proof. If I ever figure this out I will let everyone know. Maybe you guys have other possibilities I may not know about. Let me know if you can think of anything else because I really want to solve this mystery. If this happens to you as well let me know as the more incidents discussed, the better chance this case will be "cracked".

We all poop, but do we all poop the same? Here is a list of things I do when I poop. Are these weird, unusual, or does everyone do this? If they are let me know, if you have some weird pooping habits as well let everyone know...

1) Put some TP on the water to prevent splash. Nothing worse than getting a butt hole full of gross toilet water.

2) Spread my cheeks when I sit down so the seat will hold them open, that way the shit never touches the cheeks.

3) Make sure I have a good view of shit coming out of my ass (wouldn't want to miss a good show)

4) Get a good whiff of the smell and try to guess what food you ate to make that smell.

5)When wiping, look at the TP to see the shit, and maybe smell it a little. Also, make sure your last wipe doesn't have a spec of brown on it, don't be afraid to go fingernail deep for a nice clean bung hole.

6) When throwing the TP in the toilet, make sure the toilet paper doesn't cover the poo   so when you are done you can see your masterpiece in full view.

7) Try to see if you recognize any food in your dump, if so, does the smell match the contents?

8) Flush using your foot...

Well that's about all I can think of but I would love to hear all of your weird pooping habits. Just keep it clean..... no pun intended.

At least twice a year I usually tell someone close to me (friend or family) that someone close to the both of us had died. I don't know why I do this but I think it's because I like to see their reactions. I never do this to the same person twice of course. After a good 30 seconds of watching them go into shock I tell them the truth so they don't lose it too much. The victim has a huge sigh of relief and all is well after a good punch in the arm. Unfortunatly this "prank" backfired.

My Uncle from California was coming to NY to visit so I figured this would be a good opportunity to tell my young sister that her favorite uncle won't be coming this year, "Karissa, I have bad news. Uncle Mark won't be here this weekend... he had a heart attack and passed away this morning." She began to cry immediately and ran to my mom and told her the news before I could stop her. As she was telling my mom I was shaking my head and told her it was all a lie and I was just joking around. Apparently moms don't like being told their brother is dead. She slapped me in the face (which hurt because she wears 38 diamond rings) and said "You're a rotton human being, how could you do something like that" I agreed and as I was apologizing the phone rings. It was my Aunt; my uncle ha dhad a heart attack and had passed away. I slapped my mom in the face and said, I told you so.

Check out the following exercise, guaranteed to freak you out.
There's no trick or surprise. Really ... I mean that!

Just follow these instructions, and answer the questions one at a time and as quickly as you can! Again, as quickly as you can but don't advance until you've done each of them... really.
Now, ARROW down (but not too fast, you might miss something).........





What is:
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5+1
















Now repeat saying the number 6 to yourself as fast as you can for 5 seconds. then scroll down.





























QUICK!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE! Then arrow down.






















Keep going.
























You're thinking of a carrot right?


If not, you're among the 2% of the population whose minds are warped enough to think of something else. 98% of people will answer with carrot when given this exercise.

Freaky, huh?

I don't know if anyone has seen this on the news yet but a video was released showing the condition of John Graziano after the car accident he had with Nick Hogan. The video is really shocking and quite sad. The worst part about it is that Nick is complaining about being in jail but once you see this video you would think he deserves more than just 8 months jail time.

Here is a before picture of John

Here is the video of what he looks like now

Here is the link in case hyperlink doesn't work

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/658606/

CollegePics says "Don't speed..."

Love,

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The cubicle rampage video was just a viral marketing stunt. Last week's post about a guy absolutely losing his shit in a becubicled office turned out to be a viral ad for Wanted, that new action film with James MacAvoy and Angeline Jolie. I guess the video could be considered a success in that it was convincing and popular, but the fact that it is associated with a commercial film was and will remain lost on just about everyone. 

Here is the video

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/484526/

Did you guys know there is more footage of that black reporter that got the bug in his mouth. Check it out it's pretty funny. I've posted all that I can find on my channel. Hope you enjoy them. This one a dog interupts his report. In others he makes remarks about white women and makes fun of people. He also forgets lines, makes mistakes, and swears a lot.

Links to more Black Reporter Vids.

Best of the Bunch

Black Reporter 1

Black Reporter 2

Black Reporter 3

Black Reporter 4

A lot of times you see a video for the first time and you feel that you are one of the first person to see it. Some further research will show that this video has 8.2 million views on youtube and has been featured 13 times on eBaums. Well this is one of those videos but I dont think many people have seen it. Either way it's a funny video to watch.

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/413822/

I think eBaums finally got the ads right. At the moment they aren't intrusive or distracting and I feel are just as effected. I hope they stick with this way of marketing in the future and never go back to how it has been the past couple of months.

To prove that they are effective, without even looking at a video, comment what the current ads above the videos are advertising

Hopefully this may encourage eBaums to stay with a user friendly advertising system.

Thumbs up eBaums World

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Just a suggestion to eBaum's World...

We are all guilty of posting videos after they have already been posted, but don't you hate it when you've posted a video days if not weeks before the one featured? Now that eBaum's says when the videos were posted, the staff should do research and Feature the original poster's upload. It wouldn't be very hard they can just search for it and find the original poster.

If anyone else feels this way post a comment.

Thank you

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I'm sure everyone is saying to themselves, "how does collegepics get so many features?" I think I am done with ebaum's world so I am going to tell you my secret. The success rate is about 1% which means for every 100 videos or galleries you submit, only 1 of them will be featured. Seems like a low percentage, but this method does work. Just follow these steps...

STEP 1: Submit as many funny or interesting videos you may find on the internet.

NOTE: upload quality content that would be appealing to the masses.

STEP 2: Upload them to ebaumsworld.com

STEP 3: Make an interesting title and description

*STEP4: Copy and paste the code below into the "tags" section

%=I^.a#@mg~`{[;'->/?a+^>":y_

STEP 5: Give your video 5 stars after it has been uploaded.

STEP 6: Find a popular related video to the one you want to get featured and open it. Your video should now be seen either after that video, or on the side in the "related video section." This will draw a lot of traffic to your video and draw much needed attention to it.

STEP 7: Wait a day or two and hopefully it will get featured.

How it works

get more hits, draw attention to ebaum's staff, get featured! The code is simply a variety of characters that a search engine such as ebaum's search engine will pick up which will allow your video to show up when anything is entered into the search field.