HOW TO GET FEATURED.

After numerous amounts of people asking me how to get ‘Featured,’ I’ve decided to help those out in a blog so you to all those who are interested can at least try to get a ‘Featured.’ Please note that after following these steps, you are not 100% guaranteed to get a ‘Featured.’ So, without any furthermore ado here are what I, and probably most users do to achieve their goals.

1.   Upload something you feel that is unique, funny, original, and something that nobody else has seen or uploaded already from various amounts of websites. (EX: Don’t upload something that is already on this website or that is on somebody else’s website that has been viewed by thousands of peoples.)

2.   Search the website for any media that has been or hasn’t been uploaded already. (EX: If you see a media you like that nobody else has uploaded then feel free to submit it. However, many people tend to upload the same media, but with different tags. That isn’t always the case. If you see a media that has already been uploaded that you’ve enjoy, the chances are others have enjoyed it too. Which means are getting to off to a good start. Sometimes, the moderators will delete your material due to “Duplicate Media.” Whoever has the first uploaded content of many seems to get ‘Featured’ first.)

3.   Don’t spam uploading. (EX: Adding random, stupid, or old media more than once to try to gain eRep points. This is more a cheating the system and you are less likely to get ‘Featured’ in the near future.

4.   Don’t upload watermarked material, unless it is copyrighted. (Don’t upload videos from other websites like Break, VideoVault, etc… that have their watermarks on the video. That’s a plain giveaway that you’re stealing other people’s media, instead of doing your own research. The chances are like 1/10 that you will get ‘Featured.’ By copyrighted material I mean like news media CNN, ABC, etc…)

5.   Visit smart websites that offer funny media. (EX: YouTube, Metacafe, Yourdailymedia. All of these website feature amazing content and a lot of users got their media ‘Featured’ by visiting this site.

If you follow these five steps it will help you get a ‘Feature’ once again, I am giving out this information because too many people are uploading too much pointless things and trying to cheat the system. Keep Ebaumsworld a funny and clean site. Any questions PM me.

1. In Santa's lap.

2. At the gym, in a row of treadmills (nobody can run away!)

3. During takeoff of a lunar space mission (you're stuck with these guys for months).

4. In American Apparel pants (so tight, the fart will get stuck like a bubble).

5. At a job interview (when they ask for your strongest skills).

4a. At the Gyno.

5a. On your grandmother's face.

6. On your grandmother's grave.

7. In a canoe with a rusty bottom (it's likely to sink).

8. While having sex with your dream girl for the first time.

9. While having sex with your dream girl for the last time.

10. When your wife asks you if she looks fat in her wedding dress.

11. When you have to take a shit.

12. In a rented car (if it's wet, they may charge you, as long as you leave as much fart in the car as when you picked it up).

13. While bending over to shake hands with an angry midget.

14. In a hot tub just after the jets power down.

15. When you girlfriend demands to know why you love her, but you just can't stop the bubbling in your ass.

16. In an elevator with Jerry Seinfeld (because he'll write a "dirty" routine about it).

17. While meeting your biological parents for the first time.

18. When you're a baby and your parents ask each other, "What's he going to do when he grows up?"

19. In the ball pit at McDonald's.

20. In a coffin, at your own wake.

21. In the spinning anti-gravity box at the carnival.

22. In the face of child with cancer who is also allergic to farts.

23. At the altar.

24. On the cat.

25. In the dog.

26. On the rabbi.

27. On stage, while pretending to be dead.

28. In the MRI tube.

29. On live TV (the Real World is appropriate).

30. During a white power rally.

31. During your video personals ad.

32. On Scarlett Johansson.

33. In the lunch line in prison.

34. During a test at school.

35. During a ransom video when you're a terrorist's hostage.

36. On your kids

37. Under the covers with your significant other (Dutch Oven).

38. While leaning over someone at a computer in order to help her.

39. At church, while your nephew is baptised (possible splinters).

40. Just as you're being shoved into a jail cell and fall in the arms of an angry male prostitute.

41. In a crowded subway car.

42. When you're human statue on the street.

43. Into somebody's tuba.

44. Over the intercom at Walmart.

45. In the voting booth.

46. During a four-legged potato sack race.

47. Into a zip-top bag for later use as a self defense weapon.

48. During Yoga class.

49. When the stop you at customs for some questionable items, and you're Arab.

50. At Auschwitz.

51. In the car by a garbage dump so you can't roll down the windows.

52. In Chuck Norris' face.

53. There's never a bad place, or a bad time.

I was at my local mall the other day to go buy a late Mother's Day gift when I came upon two teens that went to go up the escalator to the second floor. I was parallel to them because I chose to taken the staircase. However, when one went up the escalator he tripped as he was getting off and hit himself on the last stair that goes up. All I remember was seeing him fall slow-motion and hearing a loud thump. Everybody stopped and just stared. The teen then got up and walked away with his friend as if nothing happen. I couldn't stop laughing so I had to turn the other way. To makes matter even more funnier, it just happen to be two Jewish teens. (I knew because they had yam micas (however you spell it)). I just never witness something so random and funny. 

SAN DIEGO - Dozens of San Diego State University students were arrested after a sweeping drug investigation found that some fraternity members openly dealt drugs and one even sent a mass text message advertising cocaine, authorities said Tuesday.

Two kilograms of cocaine were seized, along with 350 Ecstasy pills, marijuana, psychedelic mushrooms, hash oil, methamphetamine, illicit prescription drugs, several guns and at least $60,000 in cash, authorities said.

Of the 96 people arrested, 75 were students. Eighteen of the students were arrested Tuesday when nine search warrants were executed at various locations including fraternities, said Jesse Rodriguez, San Diego County assistant district attorney.

The undercover probe, dubbed Operation Sudden Fall, was sparked by the cocaine overdose death of a student in May 2007, authorities said. As the investigation continued, another student, from Mesa College, died Feb. 26 of a cocaine overdose at an SDSU fraternity house, the DEA said.

Those arrested included a student who was about to receive a criminal justice degree and another who was to receive a master’s degree in homeland security.

“A sad commentary is that when one of these individuals was arrested, they inquired as (to) whether or not his arrest and incarceration would have an effect on him becoming a federal law enforcement officer,” said Ralph Partridge, special agent in charge of the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration in San Diego.

Some defendants were scheduled to appear in state court to face charges Tuesday.

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During the probe investigators discovered that in some fraternities most members were aware of “organized drug dealing occurring from the fraternity houses by its members,” the DEA said in a news release.

“Undercover agents purchased cocaine from fraternity members and confirmed that a hierarchy existed for the purpose of selling drugs for money,” the DEA said.

The district attorney’s office said search warrants were served in San Diego and suburban La Mesa, including the Theta Chi fraternity house and several apartments.

A member of Theta Chi sent out a mass text message to his “faithful customers” stating that he and his “associates” would be unable to sell cocaine while they were in Las Vegas over one weekend, according to the DEA. The text promoted a cocaine “sale” and listed the reduced prices.

Theta Chi’s San Diego chapter declined to comment.

“We’re talking to our advisers,” said John Phillips, a past president of the chapter.

Dale Taylor, the fraternity’s national executive director, said he was “obviously shocked and saddened” by the allegations.

Theta Chi has prohibited the San Diego chapter from group activities like parties or sports and will investigate additional disciplinary measures, up to expulsion of members or the entire chapter.

Theta Chi, based in Indianapolis, has 131 chapters in the U.S. and Canada and more than 161,000 initiates. It was founded in 1856.

The San Diego chapter was founded 61 years ago and has 65 members.

A woman accused of running down a man in her car after a Red Sox-Yankees argument in a bar never hit her brakes as she accelerated toward the small group he was in, a prosecutor said Monday.

"She never braked, and she accelerated at a high speed for about 200 feet. She went directly at this group of people," prosecutor Susan Morrell said of Ivonne Hernandez, who is charged with reckless second-degree murder in the death early Friday of Matthew Beaudoin, 29.

Authorities won't describe the argument beforehand in Slade's Food & Spirits, but witnesses said it heated up when Hernandez identified herself as a New York Yankees fan. Like the rest of New Hampshire, Nashua, 45 miles northwest of Boston, is Red Sox country.

Bartender Tanya Moran said the argument spilled outside, and at least one person in a group that included Beaudoin began chanting "Yankees suck!" when they saw a Yankees sticker on Hernandez's car.

Hernandez, 43, allegedly gunned her car and struck Beaudoin and his friend Maria Hughes, 21. Hughes had only minor injuries, which Beaudoin's sister Faith said was because her brother shielded his friend.

Hernandez, of Nashua, was arrested at the scene. She acknowledged she had been drinking and refused to take a breath-alcohol test, said Morrell, a senior assistant attorney general. Hernandez said she had been in an argument with the group.