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Hi, I'm Dave! You might know some of my work, including the genius hits like "An Amazing story", "How to Clean Toenails" and "WUT". I wanted to inform you all of my constant love and emotional attachment for Chesters Hot Fires. Jesus since High school lunchrooms till now I still quiver in ecstasy when I first crunch into one of you tiny flavor packed mini fries. The lovely red stains you leave on my fingers and corners of my lips which I wear like a badge of honor are amazingly attractive in sunlight. You come in many shapes and forms now from hot Cheeto to hot Funyuns which are created in thought of world domination of snack foods. Without you I'd probably not feel the true definition of love and for that I thank you, oh beautiful crunchy hot fries.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82560375/ A Love So Pure Hi, I'm Dave! You might know some of my work, including the genius hits like "An Amazing story", "How to Clean Toenails" and "WUT". I wanted to inform you all of my constant love and emotional attachment for <i>Chesters Hot Fires</i>. Jesus since High school lunchrooms till now I still quiver in ecstasy when I first crunch into one of you tiny flavor packed mini fries. The lovely red stains you leave on my fingers and corners of my lips which I wear like a badge of honor are amazingly attractive in sunlight. You come in many shapes and forms now from hot Cheeto to hot Funyuns which are created in thought of world domination of snack foods. Without you I'd probably not feel the true definition of love and for that I thank you, oh beautiful crunchy hot fries.<br /><img src="http://www.vernonsales.com/images/items/07896.JPG" alt="07896.JPG" /> 82553633 Wed, 23 May 2012 13:49:52 -0400 Added: 2012-05-23 13:49:52
You are sitting at your chair reading what I have written, thinking to yourself will this be another blog about how the women flock to me like birds heading south for winter. But this isn't one of those amazing blogs of truth and wisdom, this is a blog of lies and slander, murder and deception or maybe none of that at all. I hope you are touched by these disgusting and untruthful words that have been placed into tablets of history.

     There was once a great dragon that plagued a small village far from this land. The people of the village lived in fear night and day terrified the great beast might once again kill and destroy everything they had held close. People were forced to live their lives with this one dimension of fear not knowing anyway to stop the evil that lay so close to them. 

Nothing could ever stop the beast even after trying everything possible. Countless knights and mercenarys traveled from far and wide to try and slay the mighty beast in glorious battles but none succeeded the task, all falling victim. This making the town certain of its future fate that lay closer than they knew.

Until one day...

A glorious man in armor of gold sat on a white horse that could stand still and yet look as if galloping full speed was seen wearing the grandest of armor and sharpest of swords. He approached the towns people and learned of their problems and decided he was the only one who could remove their problem, with a kick to his horse they headed towards the mighty beast like the lightning above rolling across the plains, sword in hand and no fear in his eyes or heart.

He finally rode up the treturous mountain side until he came across the dragon, which only ignored him for some odd reason. The man jumped off his horse and said, "Dragon! I know you've been using multiple accounts to rate your own items!", "and now it will end". The beast now looked over at the man, sensing fear for the first time in its life, who was charging at him with sword unsheathed in front, determination through his body, the dragon prepared for battle but before it could even start, the steel of the mans blade severed the head of the dragon clean off, fell to the ground and layed lifeless.

The villagers were amazed when their hero returned down the mountain, pulling the beasts head behind his steed. Needless to say they skull fucked the dragons eye sockets and masturbated all over its face bringing this amazing tale to an end.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82553633/ A Tale of Tales You are sitting at your chair reading what I have written, thinking to yourself will this be another blog about how the women flock to me like birds heading south for winter. But this isn't one of those amazing blogs of truth and wisdom, this is a blog of lies and slander, murder and deception or maybe none of that at all. I hope you are touched by these disgusting and untruthful words that have been placed into tablets of history.<br /><br />     There was once a great dragon that plagued a small village far from this land. The people of the village lived in fear night and day terrified the great beast might once again kill and destroy everything they had held close. People were forced to live their lives with this one dimension of fear not knowing anyway to stop the evil that lay so close to them. <br /><br />Nothing could ever stop the beast even after trying everything possible. Countless knights and mercenarys traveled from far and wide to try and slay the mighty beast in glorious battles but none succeeded the task, all falling victim. This making the town certain of its future fate that lay closer than they knew.<br /><br />Until one day...<br /><br />A glorious man in armor of gold sat on a white horse that could stand still and yet look as if galloping full speed was seen wearing the grandest of armor and sharpest of swords. He approached the towns people and learned of their problems and decided he was the only one who could remove their problem, with a kick to his horse they headed towards the mighty beast like the lightning above rolling across the plains, sword in hand and no fear in his eyes or heart.<br /><br />He finally rode up the treturous mountain side until he came across the dragon, which only ignored him for some odd reason. The man jumped off his horse and said, "Dragon! I know you've been using multiple accounts to rate your own items!", "and now it will end". The beast now looked over at the man, sensing fear for the first time in its life, who was charging at him with sword unsheathed in front, determination through his body, the dragon prepared for battle but before it could even start, the steel of the mans blade severed the head of the dragon clean off, fell to the ground and layed lifeless.<br /><br />The villagers were amazed when their hero returned down the mountain, pulling the beasts head behind his steed. Needless to say they skull fucked the dragons eye sockets and masturbated all over its face bringing this amazing tale to an end.<br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-TF4ME67ZGBs/Te32E3Sm_DI/AAAAAAAAAB4/FUShd5-bFfI/s1600/Tableau_StGeorge%255B1%255D.gif" alt="Tableau_StGeorge%255B1%255D.gif" /> 82550316 Tue, 22 May 2012 13:03:43 -0400 Added: 2012-05-22 13:03:43
SO YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE MALL BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN THIS MODEL TYPE BITCH CAME UP AND JUST DROPPED DEAD IN MY PRESENCE. APPARENTLY I AM THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS OR SOME SHIT. YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS PROBABLY ANGER BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOU GIVEN THIS GIFT, TOTALLY NATURAL JUST GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER IF YOUR WATER IS EVEN ON. IN OTHER NEWS I HAD SEX WITH FOUR WOMEN AT ONCE LAST NIGHT WHICH ISNT ANYTHING NEW BUT I FIGURED I SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD INSIDE,  IMAGINE THE APOCOLYPSE JUST HAPPENED AS THE CAMERA FADES IN FROM BLACK AND YOU SEE A MOUNTAIN OF THOUSANDS OF BODIES AND IM JUST STANDING THERE WITH A GRIN ON MY FACE. I JUST DID THAT.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82550316/ SO COLD SO YESTERDAY I WAS AT THE MALL BUYING EVERYTHING WHEN THIS MODEL TYPE BITCH CAME UP AND JUST DROPPED DEAD IN MY PRESENCE. APPARENTLY I AM THE REINCARNATION OF JESUS OR SOME SHIT. YOUR FIRST THOUGHT IS PROBABLY ANGER BECAUSE IT WASN'T YOU GIVEN THIS GIFT, TOTALLY NATURAL JUST GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER IF YOUR WATER IS EVEN ON. IN OTHER NEWS I HAD SEX WITH FOUR WOMEN AT ONCE LAST NIGHT WHICH ISNT ANYTHING NEW BUT I FIGURED I SHOULD MAKE YOU FEEL BAD INSIDE,  <span>IMAGINE THE APOCOLYPSE JUST HAPPENED AS THE CAMERA FADES IN FROM BLACK AND YOU SEE A MOUNTAIN OF THOUSANDS OF BODIES AND IM JUST STANDING THERE WITH A GRIN ON MY FACE. I JUST DID THAT.</span><span><br /></span><span><br /></span><img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-fucBWScveeQ/T7dyNPkWYQI/AAAAAAAAA38/riK-OoqcQTc/s1600/super_jesus+(2).jpg" alt="super_jesus+(2).jpg" /> 82513366 Tue, 08 May 2012 14:22:38 -0400 Added: 2012-05-08 14:22:38
SO I JUST GOT DONE SQUATTING 2,300LBS AND STARTED TO THINK THAT ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I LAYED DOWN SOME GOLD FOR YOU PATHETIC FUCKS HERE AT THE BLOGS, SO LET ME GRACE YOUR PRESENCE WITH MY STONE STATUE OF A FACE AND WORDS THAT BELONG IN THE BIBLE NEXT TO JESUS. ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE WRITING BLOGS THAT JUST CAN'T STAND UP TO THE HORSEPOWER OF MY OWN SO I THINK ITS TIME TO CALL YOU CHEDDAR LOIN NERDS OUT. NONE OF YOU CAN EVEN LOOK WITHIN MY RADIUS WITHOUT TURNING YOUR HEAD AWAY BECAUSE YOU GET ANXIETY. ITS COOL FAM, POP A PILL AND LAY BACK DOWN WIND FROM MY GREATNESS, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE SMELL MIGHT MOTIVATE YOU FUCKS TO SCRIBE SOME PURE SHIT ON HERE, PROBABLY NOT THOUGH. BACK TO TEND TO THE HERD OF HOES AT MY FRONT DOOR.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82513366/ SURE IS A NICE DAY SO I JUST GOT DONE SQUATTING 2,300LBS AND STARTED TO THINK THAT ITS BEEN AWHILE SINCE I LAYED DOWN SOME GOLD FOR YOU PATHETIC FUCKS HERE AT THE BLOGS, SO LET ME GRACE YOUR PRESENCE WITH MY STONE STATUE OF A FACE AND WORDS THAT BELONG IN THE BIBLE NEXT TO JESUS. ALOT OF PEOPLE ARE WRITING BLOGS THAT JUST CAN'T STAND UP TO THE HORSEPOWER OF MY OWN SO I THINK ITS TIME TO CALL YOU CHEDDAR LOIN NERDS OUT. NONE OF YOU CAN EVEN LOOK WITHIN MY RADIUS WITHOUT TURNING YOUR HEAD AWAY BECAUSE YOU GET ANXIETY. ITS COOL FAM, POP A PILL AND LAY BACK DOWN WIND FROM MY GREATNESS, WHO KNOWS, MAYBE THE SMELL MIGHT MOTIVATE YOU FUCKS TO SCRIBE SOME PURE SHIT ON HERE, PROBABLY NOT THOUGH. BACK TO TEND TO THE HERD OF HOES AT MY FRONT DOOR.<br /><img src="http://thebsreport.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/hoe-1272.jpg?w=500" alt="hoe-1272.jpg?w=500" /> 82486254 Thu, 26 Apr 2012 13:29:51 -0400 Added: 2012-04-26 13:29:51
So today I had a dentist appointment today and I've been dreading it all week long. Thinking about what was going to happen to me when I was there was killing me inside for no reason at all. Long story short I got a smokin' hot dentist and got a huge boner when she was in my mouth.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82486254/ I hate the dentist but not her.. So today I had a dentist appointment today and I've been dreading it all week long. Thinking about what was going to happen to me when I was there was killing me inside for no reason at all. Long story short I got a smokin' hot dentist and got a huge boner when she was in my mouth.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                             <img src="http://www.leepalmerdentistry.com/editor/tooth.jpg" alt="tooth.jpg" /> 82477312 Mon, 23 Apr 2012 18:27:35 -0400 Added: 2012-04-23 18:27:35
I treture through grueling hours of yellow and white lines and reflectors, battling steel giants and grandmothers heading who knows where, agony drip from my face with cigarette in tray dreading the concentration on the road before me, when I see you glowing brighter than any other has glown. I am safe... for now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                     






                                                                                                                               
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82477312/ Life on the road I treture through grueling hours of yellow and white lines and reflectors, battling steel giants and grandmothers heading who knows where, agony drip from my face with cigarette in tray dreading the concentration on the road before me, when I see you glowing brighter than any other has glown. I am safe... for now.                                                                                                                                                                                                                     <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />                                                                                                                               <br /><img src="http://www.csmonitor.com/var/ezflow_site/storage/images/media/images/0505-whitecastle/10058544-1-eng-US/0505-whitecastle_full_600.jpg" alt="0505-whitecastle_full_600.jpg" /> 82448512 Wed, 11 Apr 2012 20:42:07 -0400 Added: 2012-04-11 20:42:07
Can I smoke with you bro?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                           ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82448512/ Yo Can I smoke with you bro?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          <img src="http://stonerculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/2009-05-og-kush-from-the-farmacy-05.jpeg" alt="2009-05-og-kush-from-the-farmacy-05.jpeg" /> 82426213 Tue, 03 Apr 2012 16:13:39 -0400 Added: 2012-04-03 16:13:39
So just the other day I was taking a nice warm April walk by the lake enjoying myself not bothering a single soul. I walked past many ducks, birds and squirrels chirping and gathering nuts to eat and enjoying the weather as I was. 
                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                


I like stuff. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82426213/ An Amazing Story So just the other day I was taking a nice warm April walk by the lake enjoying myself not bothering a single soul. I walked past many ducks, birds and squirrels chirping and gathering nuts to eat and enjoying the weather as I was. <br />                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                <br /><br /><br />I like stuff. 82408400 Mon, 26 Mar 2012 22:37:57 -0400 Added: 2012-03-26 22:37:57
So recently Ive been planning on a better life and what better way to start that like than to jump the Canadian/ U.S. border. Actually I wont have to jump, more like just walk through some forest. I heard if you aren't a citizen you dont have to pay taxes so that should be great. I hope once I'm there they don't send me back because I will be killed. I might even start my very own Blood gang, just thoughts though.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82408400/ So Ive been smoking some great marijuana and I feel itchy bro So recently Ive been planning on a better life and what better way to start that like than to jump the Canadian/ U.S. border. Actually I wont have to jump, more like just walk through some forest. I heard if you aren't a citizen you dont have to pay taxes so that should be great. I hope once I'm there they don't send me back because I will be killed. I might even start my very own Blood gang, just thoughts though.<br /><br /><img src="http://i251.photobucket.com/albums/gg288/itsdavidbitches_4mb/3612771372_8dbf8b9abf.jpg" alt="3612771372_8dbf8b9abf.jpg" /> 82404131 Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:48:06 -0400 Added: 2012-03-24 20:48:06
SO TODAY I WAS SITTING THERE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR ADMIRING HOW JESUS MADE SUCH A MASTERPIECE OF MAN, IT WAS HUMBLING I MUST SAY NON THE LEAST, OH DID I MENTION I WAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROR OF MY BRAND NEW MERCEDES THAT THE WOMEN ARE ALREADY DROPPING THEIR PANTIES TO COP A RIDE WITH A MAN BEAST, SORRY IF YOU CANT COMPREHEND WHAT IM TELLING YOU AND SORRY IF YOU GET MAD, ITS JUST IN MY DNA TO BE A GENIUS OF BITCHES.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82404131/ I'm just so true... SO TODAY I WAS SITTING THERE LOOKING IN THE MIRROR ADMIRING HOW JESUS MADE SUCH A MASTERPIECE OF MAN, IT WAS HUMBLING I MUST SAY NON THE LEAST, OH DID I MENTION I WAS LOOKING IN THE MIRROR OF MY BRAND NEW MERCEDES THAT THE WOMEN ARE ALREADY DROPPING THEIR PANTIES TO COP A RIDE WITH A MAN BEAST, SORRY IF YOU CANT COMPREHEND WHAT IM TELLING YOU AND SORRY IF YOU GET MAD, ITS JUST IN MY DNA TO BE A GENIUS OF BITCHES.<br /><br /><img src="http://sermons.madisonparkchurch.com/covers/420.jpg" alt="420.jpg" /> 82391939 Mon, 19 Mar 2012 15:47:26 -0400 Added: 2012-03-19 15:47:26
You know I was once told that I was the Songbird of our generation, which can be nothing less than truth. The ladies flock to me which is what mother nature intended for a steed of a man like myself. I know, its desperate for someone like you to even comprehend the power of these rocks of steel unless you are one of the countless Hollywood runway models that seem to pour in like the tears that fall from your face when you see me. I can't help it God made me a specimen of fine art, just sit back and observe me.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82391939/ I just can't be seen.. You know I was once told that I was the Songbird of our generation, which can be nothing less than truth. The ladies flock to me which is what mother nature intended for a steed of a man like myself. I know, its desperate for someone like you to even comprehend the power of these rocks of steel unless you are one of the countless Hollywood runway models that seem to pour in like the tears that fall from your face when you see me. I can't help it God made me a specimen of fine art, just sit back and observe me.<br /><br /><img src="http://nickshell1983.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/stars.jpg" alt="stars.jpg" /> 82384026 Fri, 16 Mar 2012 15:08:40 -0400 Added: 2012-03-16 15:08:40
Well I just got back from my day of looking for dime piece shaved meat flaps on my cunt magnet and I picked up some of the finest bitches in the eastern united states. I noticed all the men staring at my hard body and chiseled chin with envy that only you fucks would know about. I drove through 5 red lights and the police didn't even to bother to look in my direction because its a waste of time to even try to come at me. You only wish you had it like that. Now Im off to buy a new car, maybe a Jaguar or couple of Mercedes'. 



]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82384026/ So I just got back.. Well I just got back from my day of looking for dime piece shaved meat flaps on my cunt magnet and I picked up some of the finest bitches in the eastern united states. I noticed all the men staring at my hard body and chiseled chin with envy that only you fucks would know about. I drove through 5 red lights and the police didn't even to bother to look in my direction because its a waste of time to even try to come at me. You only wish you had it like that. Now Im off to buy a new car, maybe a Jaguar or couple of Mercedes'. <br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://penstemon.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/god.jpg?w=500&amp;h=700" alt="god.jpg?w=500&amp;h=700" /> 82381603 Thu, 15 Mar 2012 16:27:57 -0400 Added: 2012-03-15 16:27:57
I just can't help how G I really am, I mean really now yall. While you sit here and read my words of gold I'll already be out cruising on my brand new motorcycle which is a total cunt magnet. Its ok if you are mad its natural instinct for a person like you. Ill let you pathetic twig armed men know how many women I drove up in when I get back, maybe you can learn a thing or two.



]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82381603/ You cant see me.. I just can't help how G I really am, I mean really now yall. While you sit here and read my words of gold I'll already be out cruising on my brand new motorcycle which is a total cunt magnet. Its ok if you are mad its natural instinct for a person like you. Ill let you pathetic twig armed men know how many women I drove up in when I get back, maybe you can learn a thing or two.<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://xd5.xanga.com/d668153b42131471894/w455118.gif" alt="w455118.gif" /> 82349380 Sun, 04 Mar 2012 23:20:43 -0500 Added: 2012-03-04 23:20:43
hi                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82349380/ You Look Great hi                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                 82319927 Fri, 24 Feb 2012 17:36:09 -0500 Added: 2012-02-24 17:36:09
So the other day mean and a few friends were sitting around drinking when we came up with a drinking game that is somewhat simular to beer pong. You get your buddies and your beer together and watch a stand-up Katt Williams comedy show. Everytime he says the word nigga you and your buds take a shot or drink. Trust me by the end you will be almost completely totaled.








I am Eastside and I want you to get smashed. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82319927/ A Drinking Game So the other day mean and a few friends were sitting around drinking when we came up with a drinking game that is somewhat simular to beer pong. You get your buddies and your beer together and watch a stand-up Katt Williams comedy show. Everytime he says the word nigga you and your buds take a shot or drink. Trust me by the end you will be almost completely totaled.<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed width="600" height="361" allowfullscreen="true" wmode="opaque" src="http://static.photobucket.com/player.swf" flashvars="file=http%3A%2F%2Fvid251.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fgg288%2Fitsdavidbitches_4mb%2FKattWilliamsNiggaRemix-YouTube.mp4" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><i>I am Eastside and I want you to get smashed.</i>