Hakik on eBaums World http://www.ebaumsworld.com/Hakik Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by Hakik en-us Mon, 28 May 2012 03:11:21 -0400 Mon, 28 May 2012 03:11:21 -0400 82401179 Thu, 22 Mar 2012 23:04:19 -0400 [Blog] The Story of White_Chocolate: Not Just A Refrash Button. Added: 2012-03-22 23:04:19
White Chocolate is more than just a button, but most noobs today only know him as the refrash button, not knowing the legend behind it.

White Chocolate is a white Canadian wigger, fan of Lil Wayne, and other rappers. He grew up in the coldness of Canada, where he drank milk out of bags, lived in green painted rooms, had to learn French, and never had the opportunity to let his dick grow out as its been hiding from the cold all his life. His dad was a singer turned politician, and his mom was a singer. His favorite outfit is his signature black wife beater.

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The legend began 3 years ago, when White Chocolate joined ebaums, and started writing blogs, trolling the comment section, and trolling the chat. In his early days, both me and UCM took him under our wings. We both saw potential in him, plus he kept nagging us. We pretty much shaped him into legendary status in just a few weeks. He went from being the butt of all jokes on ebaums, to being a mod and a force to be reckoned with.

Unfortunately, Pepper got shook and de-moded White. I think Pepper was fearful that White Chocolate grew in strength too fast, cause we all know what a fair mod White was. I mean if banning people because you don't like them or because they don't show tits is unfair, then I don't know the meaning of fair. This is where the whole Pepper v White feud started, along with all the owl stuff, and the Re-mod White campaign.

There is also another side to White that not many people know. White the uploader. White is the man behind some of the most awesome galleries on this site.  Like Farm Animals and Creatures I would not like to meet .

Despite the great success and popularity of his uploads, White Chocolate doesn't upload anymore. That's because he's scared of getting DMCA'd. That means being sued by the original content creator, through Digital Millennium Copyright Act law. I know, what a pussy lol.

Today White is happily married, just to get his parents off his back about the whole gay thing. He is spending most of his time sitting on the computer, making blogs, probably building cock-shaped structures on minecraft, and hanging around live chat. He's living off of his soccer money, back from the days when he wasn't obese and could play for Real Madrid.

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So the next time you click "Refrash White_Chocolate", remember the legend behind it.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82401179/ The Story of White_Chocolate: Not Just A Refrash Button. White Chocolate is more than just a button, but most noobs today only know him as the refrash button, not knowing the legend behind it. <br /><br />White Chocolate is a white Canadian wigger, fan of Lil Wayne, and other rappers. He grew up in the coldness of Canada, where he drank milk out of bags, lived in green painted rooms, had to learn French, and never had the opportunity to let his dick grow out as its been hiding from the cold all his life. His dad was a singer turned politician, and his mom was a singer. His favorite outfit is his signature black wife beater. <br /><br /><img src="http://cdn.sheknows.com/articles/2011/08/chaz-bono-gsi-credit.jpg" alt="chaz-bono-gsi-credit.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />The legend began 3 years ago, when White Chocolate joined ebaums, and started writing blogs, trolling the comment section, and trolling the chat. In his early days, both me and UCM took him under our wings. We both saw potential in him, plus he kept nagging us. We pretty much shaped him into legendary status in just a few weeks. He went from being the butt of all jokes on ebaums, to being a mod and a force to be reckoned with. <br /><br />Unfortunately, Pepper got shook and de-moded White. I think Pepper was fearful that White Chocolate grew in strength too fast, cause we all know what a fair mod White was. I mean if banning people because you don't like them or because they don't show tits is unfair, then I don't know the meaning of fair. This is where the whole Pepper v White feud started, along with all the owl stuff, and the Re-mod White campaign.<br /><br />There is also another side to White that not many people know. White the uploader. White is the man behind some of the most awesome galleries on this site.  Like Farm Animals and Creatures I would not like to meet .<br /><br />Despite the great success and popularity of his uploads, White Chocolate doesn't upload anymore. That's because he's scared of getting DMCA'd. That means being sued by the original content creator, through Digital Millennium Copyright Act law. I know, what a pussy lol. <br /><br />Today White is happily married, just to get his parents off his back about the whole gay thing. He is spending most of his time sitting on the computer, making blogs, probably building cock-shaped structures on minecraft, and hanging around live chat. He's living off of his soccer money, back from the days when he wasn't obese and could play for Real Madrid. <br /><br /><img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_SY1I29AJvEs/TAsKexo3EKI/AAAAAAAAAhM/526ldOo55ro/s1600/madr.jpg" alt="madr.jpg" /><br /><br /><br />So the next time you click "Refrash White_Chocolate", remember the legend behind it. <br /><br /> 82302341 Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:29:24 -0500 [Blog] How to Strike it Rich on eBaums Added: 2012-02-18 21:29:24
How to become an ebaums celebrity and be rolling in the ebones.

I see so many people trying so hard to make it on ebaums. Either trying to become famous or get rich on ebones.

It's a tough business here, and you've got a lot of competition. It's not for the weak. Some people have been uploading every single day for years, and haven't gotten a god damn feature. Others have been commenting on every feature for years, and still haven't been able to come up with anything funny.

I started on ebaums ages ago. I was just making witty comments on the features. Soon I got the attention of all the big wigs in the comment section. They thought my stuff was pure gold and genius. People were luling so hard, I became one of the big feature trolls.

I soon noticed a problem on the features. The problem was that the features didn't really speak to the people of ebaums. There was nothing for them to relate to. So I started making galleries with me in it, and put some of the familiar trolls' faces in it too. This was an instant mega hit. Millions of people from around the world started getting hooked on my galleries. It got so popular, the site's traffic exploded instantly. People were flooding my inbox with fan mail. At the same time ebones were flooding into my account. I started making crazy money, like $10 a month. Then even $25 a month!

Everything I uploaded, no matter how crappy, became featured. And I became a famous meme on the internet. Unfortunately it was short lived. After a few month my 15 minutes of fame were over, people moved on to the next big fad, those stupid GIF galleries became popular, and I only made enough ebones every 3 month for a swag pack. Hardly enough to live on.

So to anyone out there trying to make it on ebaums, just believe in yourself and you can achieve your dreams. Remember that just as fast as your dreams come, they will shatter just as quickly and leave you with nothing on the side of a road, and you'll be left with nothing but the tears in your eyes for you to wipe your ass.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82302341/ How to Strike it Rich on eBaums How to become an ebaums celebrity and be rolling in the ebones.<br /><br />I see so many people trying so hard to make it on ebaums. Either trying to become famous or get rich on ebones. <br /><br />It's a tough business here, and you've got a lot of competition. It's not for the weak. Some people have been uploading every single day for years, and haven't gotten a god damn feature. Others have been commenting on every feature for years, and still haven't been able to come up with anything funny.<br /><br />I started on ebaums ages ago. I was just making witty comments on the features. Soon I got the attention of all the big wigs in the comment section. They thought my stuff was pure gold and genius. People were luling so hard, I became one of the big feature trolls. <br /><br />I soon noticed a problem on the features. The problem was that the features didn't really speak to the people of ebaums. There was nothing for them to relate to. So I started making galleries with me in it, and put some of the familiar trolls' faces in it too. This was an instant mega hit. Millions of people from around the world started getting hooked on my galleries. It got so popular, the site's traffic exploded instantly. People were flooding my inbox with fan mail. At the same time ebones were flooding into my account. I started making crazy money, like $10 a month. Then even $25 a month! <br /><br />Everything I uploaded, no matter how crappy, became featured. And I became a famous meme on the internet. Unfortunately it was short lived. After a few month my 15 minutes of fame were over, people moved on to the next big fad, those stupid GIF galleries became popular, and I only made enough ebones every 3 month for a swag pack. Hardly enough to live on. <br /><br />So to anyone out there trying to make it on ebaums, just believe in yourself and you can achieve your dreams. Remember that just as fast as your dreams come, they will shatter just as quickly and leave you with nothing on the side of a road, and you'll be left with nothing but the tears in your eyes for you to wipe your ass. <br /> 82256301 Fri, 03 Feb 2012 16:16:50 -0500 [Blog] Super Bowl XLVI Prediction Added: 2012-02-03 16:16:50
Here's my scientifically calculated prediction of this Sunday's game:


1st Quarter-Both teams start off slow. Defenses are on top of their games. Offenses are starting off rusty. Maybe a field goal or two here.

2nd Quarter- Game picks up momentum. Giants defense is causing Brady to make a couple mistakes. First touchdown by the Giants,  by Ballard or Bradshaw. Patriots will settle for another field goal before half time.

Half time show: Madonna's saggy pussy lips slip out of her leather bikini.

3rd Quarter- Brady finds a way around Giants defense. Touchdown Gronkowski or Hernandez. Giants offense respond with Hakeem Nicks. Pats are on a roll with touchdowns.

4th Quarter- Giants score twice with Cruz, thanks also to a Patriot  turnover. There's 6 minutes left, the score is Giants 31-23 Patriots. Patriots score a touchdown with Wes Welker, score the 2 point conversion with Gronkowski. It's 31-31. There's just over 2 minutes left, Giants are trying to get in field goal range, but instead Manningham scores the winning touchdown for the Giants, 38-31. Patriots choke in their last drive with only seconds left and there's a turnover that seals the game.

Giants 38-31 Patriots



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]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82256301/ Super Bowl XLVI Prediction Here's my scientifically calculated prediction of this Sunday's game:<br /><br /><br />1st Quarter-Both teams start off slow. Defenses are on top of their games. Offenses are starting off rusty. Maybe a field goal or two here.<br /><br />2nd Quarter- Game picks up momentum. Giants defense is causing Brady to make a couple mistakes. First touchdown by the Giants,  by Ballard or Bradshaw. Patriots will settle for another field goal before half time.<br /><br />Half time show: Madonna's saggy pussy lips slip out of her leather bikini. <br /><br />3rd Quarter- Brady finds a way around Giants defense. Touchdown Gronkowski or Hernandez. Giants offense respond with Hakeem Nicks. Pats are on a roll with touchdowns.<br /><br />4th Quarter- Giants score twice with Cruz, thanks also to a Patriot  turnover. There's 6 minutes left, the score is Giants 31-23 Patriots. Patriots score a touchdown with Wes Welker, score the 2 point conversion with Gronkowski. It's 31-31. There's just over 2 minutes left, Giants are trying to get in field goal range, but instead Manningham scores the winning touchdown for the Giants, 38-31. Patriots choke in their last drive with only seconds left and there's a turnover that seals the game. <br /><br />Giants 38-31 Patriots<br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.draftdaysuit.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/eli-manning-holding-xl-ii-lombardi-trophy2.jpg" alt="eli-manning-holding-xl-ii-lombardi-troph" /><br /> 81904171 Thu, 06 Oct 2011 02:00:54 -0400 [Blog] Re-occupy America. Added: 2011-10-06 02:00:54
Thanks to fallen education standard, and people more interested in what's happening on the Jersey Shores, we have a country full of people who have no idea that their rights are getting stripped as a small 1% of the country is getting richer off their backs, and getting more political power than any single individual should ever have in a democracy.

It's too bad they don't teach internet research, or just research at all, in schools these days. They're too focused on standardized tests, and SATs. Even people that show interest in the Occupy Wall Street movement, probably a large portion of them don't know how to filter factual information from junk.

The Occupy Wall Street is actually a tough one to grasp. It's not a movement about a single objective. It's a combination of protests against many things that have gone wrong in this country with regards to the economy, but more specifically in relations to the few CEOs and a circle of very wealthy and politically powerful men who are abusing their power and taking advantage of 99% of Americans. Now they're not protesting the fact that they are rich or have political influence. The protest is about them harvesting disproportional political power, which threatens democracy. These people have managed to go as far as manipulating laws, so that any inconvenient law simply doesn't apply to them. A lot of the strings they pull and deals they break with politicians, are not only unethical and sometimes come straight out of the taxpayers pocket, but are also illegal. And while we're on the subject of tax. If you look at how much they pay in taxes, they actually pay next to nothing. They use loopholes, or just lobby laws that cut breaks for them. Plus under this administration, they actually pay less tax than under the Bush administration, or the Reagan administration.

It's bad enough they're exempt from many laws that the rest of us have to follow, are paying disproportionally less tax than most Americans, and for what contribution do they get so many perks? From hard work? Their work consist of fancy lunch and champagne with other influential people, and moving money around. These people do far less work than any politician, yet have more power and money than they do. But what did they have to do to get there? Working hard and getting a good education is actually not a requirement. If you want to be in their place, the two most important requirements are: 1- Know the right people. 2- Have no soul. Once you have those two, spend the next few years siphoning money out of hard working people, and maybe one day you can be the 1%.

Have no illusions. These people didn't come to that position because they deserved it. While there are some extremely wealthy people in America, who have come to wealth out of hard ethical work, these are not the people that are causing a problem. The 1% are a problem because they came to power out of a series of illegal and unethical moves. Anything from inside trading, price gauging, tax fraud, flexing political power, taking advantage of less wealthy and less influential people, and hundreds of other dirty power games. And while they play their dirty games, we are all working hard, doing all the hard work for them, so that they don't have to break  a sweat and can get even more wealthy. We're entering an era where corporate power slowly outweighs government power. And we're not that far away from having our tax money pay a 1% elite class that will control our country.
 
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81904171/ Re-occupy America. Thanks to fallen education standard, and people more interested in what's happening on the Jersey Shores, we have a country full of people who have no idea that their rights are getting stripped as a small 1% of the country is getting richer off their backs, and getting more political power than any single individual should ever have in a democracy. <br /><br />It's too bad they don't teach internet research, or just research at all, in schools these days. They're too focused on standardized tests, and SATs. Even people that show interest in the Occupy Wall Street movement, probably a large portion of them don't know how to filter factual information from junk. <br /><br />The Occupy Wall Street is actually a tough one to grasp. It's not a movement about a single objective. It's a combination of protests against many things that have gone wrong in this country with regards to the economy, but more specifically in relations to the few CEOs and a circle of very wealthy and politically powerful men who are abusing their power and taking advantage of 99% of Americans. Now they're not protesting the fact that they are rich or have political influence. The protest is about them harvesting disproportional political power, which threatens democracy. These people have managed to go as far as manipulating laws, so that any inconvenient law simply doesn't apply to them. A lot of the strings they pull and deals they break with politicians, are not only unethical and sometimes come straight out of the taxpayers pocket, but are also illegal. And while we're on the subject of tax. If you look at how much they pay in taxes, they actually pay next to nothing. They use loopholes, or just lobby laws that cut breaks for them. Plus under this administration, they actually pay less tax than under the Bush administration, or the Reagan administration. <br /><br />It's bad enough they're exempt from many laws that the rest of us have to follow, are paying disproportionally less tax than most Americans, and for what contribution do they get so many perks? From hard work? Their work consist of fancy lunch and champagne with other influential people, and moving money around. These people do far less work than any politician, yet have more power and money than they do. But what did they have to do to get there? Working hard and getting a good education is actually not a requirement. If you want to be in their place, the two most important requirements are: 1- Know the right people. 2- Have no soul. Once you have those two, spend the next few years siphoning money out of hard working people, and maybe one day you can be the 1%. <br /><br />Have no illusions. These people didn't come to that position because they deserved it. While there are some extremely wealthy people in America, who have come to wealth out of hard ethical work, these are not the people that are causing a problem. The 1% are a problem because they came to power out of a series of illegal and unethical moves. Anything from inside trading, price gauging, tax fraud, flexing political power, taking advantage of less wealthy and less influential people, and hundreds of other dirty power games. And while they play their dirty games, we are all working hard, doing all the hard work for them, so that they don't have to break  a sweat and can get even more wealthy. We're entering an era where corporate power slowly outweighs government power. And we're not that far away from having our tax money pay a 1% elite class that will control our country.<br /> <br /> 81811607 Fri, 02 Sep 2011 16:53:56 -0400 [Blog] August Feature Bombs Added: 2011-09-02 16:53:56
I was gonna do a top 10 favorite features list. But that's boring. Plus this month had an unusually high amount of failed features. Instead I will denounce uploading crimes, like Khrushchev denounced Stalin.

Worst features of August:

The One Hit Fight
Two guys circle each other for 35 seconds.Then the guy barely touches the other guy's face, and he walks away. No blood, no knockout, nothing.

Spider Vs. Wasp
I can turn on the Nature Channel or Animal Planet at any giving time, and still see something more interesting than that. Ok it was kinda neat, but we didn't even get to see it eat the wasp. 

Khris Sacr Leap Of Faith
A guy jumps over a few feet of safety net, into a thoroughly padded inflatable slide, with a big inflatable mattress at the end. Nothing failed, no faceplant, he beats a world record. Woopdeedoo.

Throwing a rock down a 1,500 foot hole
A guy throws a rock down a hole. Several seconds later you hear a thud. This is probably cool if you're actually there, or if they had filmed down the hole.

Skater Can't Handle the Pain
A boring fall, and a slight overreaction. Zzzzzz.

Traffic Reporter goes AWOL
It's funny that the traffic reporter was missing, but really nothing happens in that video.

Skrillex: Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites
It's been done before and better. These videos are really neat when you hear the individual parts first and then hear how they come together. This guy totally failed to do that, and jumps straight to the song.

The entire Losers Of The Interweb series.
Unless you're new to the internet, these are all pictures you've seen a million times already.


Here are the worst 2. And coincidentally, they were featured on the same day!


Jedi KIttens
This looked like a promising video of cats with lightsabers, but ends up being a worthless 15 seconds video.






Snail Got Swagger
Which is basically a snail on a glass. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz






And this month worst uploader is aesir911 for having the most worthless features.

I denounce him, along with all the other criminal uploaders, and also the staff who in a lapse of judgement featured their worthless shit. They too are of course criminals.


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]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81811607/ August Feature Bombs I was gonna do a top 10 favorite features list. But that's boring. Plus this month had an unusually high amount of failed features. Instead I will denounce uploading crimes, like Khrushchev denounced Stalin. <br /><br />Worst features of August:<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The One Hit Fight</span><br />Two guys circle each other for 35 seconds.Then the guy barely touches the other guy's face, and he walks away. No blood, no knockout, nothing. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Spider Vs. Wasp</span><br />I can turn on the Nature Channel or Animal Planet at any giving time, and still see something more interesting than that. Ok it was kinda neat, but we didn't even get to see it eat the wasp.  <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Khris Sacr Leap Of Faith</span><br />A guy jumps over a few feet of safety net, into a thoroughly padded inflatable slide, with a big inflatable mattress at the end. Nothing failed, no faceplant, he beats a world record. Woopdeedoo.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Throwing a rock down a 1,500 foot hole</span><br />A guy throws a rock down a hole. Several seconds later you hear a thud. This is probably cool if you're actually there, or if they had filmed down the hole. <br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Skater Can't Handle the Pain</span><br />A boring fall, and a slight overreaction. Zzzzzz.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Traffic Reporter goes AWOL</span><br />It's funny that the traffic reporter was missing, but really nothing happens in that video.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Skrillex: Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites</span><br />It's been done before and better. These videos are really neat when you hear the individual parts first and then hear how they come together. This guy totally failed to do that, and jumps straight to the song. <br /><br />The entire <span style="font-weight:bold;">Losers Of The Interweb</span> series.<br />Unless you're new to the internet, these are all pictures you've seen a million times already.<br /><br /><br />Here are the worst 2. And coincidentally, they were featured on the same day!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Jedi KIttens</span><br />This looked like a promising video of cats with lightsabers, but ends up being a worthless 15 seconds video. <br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" flashvars="id1=81787092" wmode="opaque" allowfullscreen="true" height="345" width="567" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Snail Got Swagger</span><br />Which is basically a snail on a glass. Zzzzzzzzzzzzz<br /><br /><embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" flashvars="id1=81782382" wmode="opaque" allowfullscreen="true" height="345" width="567" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />And this month worst uploader is aesir911 for having the most worthless features.<br /><br />I denounce him, along with all the other criminal uploaders, and also the staff who in a lapse of judgement featured their worthless shit. They too are of course criminals. <br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.unostamps.nl/person_khrushchev_bestanden/image004.jpg" alt="image004.jpg" /><br /> 81621461 Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:53:04 -0400 [Blog] The best sections of eBaumsworld Added: 2011-06-27 23:53:04
I've rated the best parts of this site. And it goes like this:

mature section>forum>live chat>front page>games section>blog>feech comment chat

Yea, there's also jokes, groups, news and all that, but nobody comes on the site just for that. There's one group of people who come on this site for only one reason, but they don't have a section. They're the uploaders. Their section is the upload button, and the ebones page. The just submitted section doesn't count because, trust me, they never check that.

The mature section is the best obviously. You have new porn videos and naked pics EVERY day, and some of them are pretty good. And the nice thing is it's free, and you won't get viruses or get hacked like on normal porn sites.

The forum section comes to a close second, because they too have a pretty good porn section called NSFW. It's mostly pics tho. Also most of the funny pics and vids you see on here, you can see them first in the forum. And they got a pretty crazy community there.

The chat room made it to 3rd place because you can see real naked chicks live...sometimes. They got a good community there, because you can't be a total fake when people can see you real face on webcam.

The front page has probably the most activity. You can see the best of what's been uploaded on the site. The majority of people who just check the videos and pics, probably don't even have a registered account.

The game section has some really cool free games on there. Maybe not black ops cool, but still fun.

The blog section has overtaken the comment section. It used to be that the blog section was a complete joke. Most people didn't even know it existed, and the few people that knew it existed would have been to embarrassed to post in it. It was considered the nerdiest section of ebaums. Now it got a lot cooler. Blogs are not written by forever alone nerds who take shit too seriously anymore. There's some interesting drama. And now you can even have videos in blogs.

The comment section or the feature "chat", to me is a separate section from "front page", because some people just come on this site just to chat in the comment section. And most of the comment section people don't even look at the feature. This section has nothing good to offer.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81621461/ The best sections of eBaumsworld I've rated the best parts of this site. And it goes like this:<br /><br />mature section&gt;forum&gt;live chat&gt;front page&gt;games section&gt;blog&gt;feech comment chat<br /><br />Yea, there's also jokes, groups, news and all that, but nobody comes on the site just for that. There's one group of people who come on this site for only one reason, but they don't have a section. They're the uploaders. Their section is the upload button, and the ebones page. The just submitted section doesn't count because, trust me, they never check that. <br /><br />The mature section is the best obviously. You have new porn videos and naked pics EVERY day, and some of them are pretty good. And the nice thing is it's free, and you won't get viruses or get hacked like on normal porn sites.<br /><br />The forum section comes to a close second, because they too have a pretty good porn section called NSFW. It's mostly pics tho. Also most of the funny pics and vids you see on here, you can see them first in the forum. And they got a pretty crazy community there. <br /><br />The chat room made it to 3rd place because you can see real naked chicks live...sometimes. They got a good community there, because you can't be a total fake when people can see you real face on webcam. <br /><br />The front page has probably the most activity. You can see the best of what's been uploaded on the site. The majority of people who just check the videos and pics, probably don't even have a registered account.<br /><br />The game section has some really cool free games on there. Maybe not black ops cool, but still fun.<br /><br />The blog section has overtaken the comment section. It used to be that the blog section was a complete joke. Most people didn't even know it existed, and the few people that knew it existed would have been to embarrassed to post in it. It was considered the nerdiest section of ebaums. Now it got a lot cooler. Blogs are not written by forever alone nerds who take shit too seriously anymore. There's some interesting drama. And now you can even have videos in blogs.<br /><br />The comment section or the feature "chat", to me is a separate section from "front page", because some people just come on this site just to chat in the comment section. And most of the comment section people don't even look at the feature. This section has nothing good to offer. <br /><br /> 81594213 Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:21:55 -0400 [Blog] Music through the decades Added: 2011-06-16 17:21:55
I know this is a blog MrsNeko and Deevo will appreciate since they are our resident music connoisseur.

I'm getting tired of smug fags telling me  music today is shit. And they always tell me great music can only be found in the 70s or earlier. They make a generaliztion that music used to be Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, and any big names they can think of. And music today is Lil Wayne, and Ke$ha.

Every generation had their share of dopey songs that little school girl thought was catchy, so it played a lot on the radio.




Every decade has a massive repertoire of shitiness. It's just that it's easier to forget those shitty songs once they're decades behind us.





I'm sure in the 50s and 60s they thought current music was loud and obnoxious nonesense. Nothing like the good old days of John Macormack. And in the 70s people complained about disco. In the 80s people thought music turned into random garbage. Any idiot with a synthesizer could make a record, when in fact the 80s was probably the most experimental decade in music, with a huge burst in creativity. People will always complain about the new music.

I guess if you only listen to the 5 songs on rotation at major radio station, you'll only hear the same 3 rap songs and a kesha and a rhianna song.  Which is about 0.001% of the new music that is out there. There's so much brilliant stuff out there. In fact the past decade has seen more new artist than any other decade, and with such a huge variety in styles. Part of it having to do with technology promoting creativity and sharing ideas with more people, but also making music and music recording more accessible.

Here are a few of my personal favorites from recent music that should have played on the radio:











And that's all the time I have for this....
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81594213/ Music through the decades I know this is a blog MrsNeko and Deevo will appreciate since they are our resident music connoisseur.<br /><br />I'm getting tired of smug fags telling me  music today is shit. And they always tell me great music can only be found in the 70s or earlier. They make a generaliztion that music used to be Jimi Hendrix, Chuck Berry, Bob Dylan, The Beatles, and any big names they can think of. And music today is Lil Wayne, and Ke$ha.<br /><br />Every generation had their share of dopey songs that little school girl thought was catchy, so it played a lot on the radio. <br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/0qNGlkZ4fgc?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="349" width="425" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br />Every decade has a massive repertoire of shitiness. It's just that it's easier to forget those shitty songs once they're decades behind us. <br /><br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/YPnGPIMUnus?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="349" width="425" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br />I'm sure in the 50s and 60s they thought current music was loud and obnoxious nonesense. Nothing like the good old days of John Macormack. And in the 70s people complained about disco. In the 80s people thought music turned into random garbage. Any idiot with a synthesizer could make a record, when in fact the 80s was probably the most experimental decade in music, with a huge burst in creativity. People will always complain about the new music. <br /><br />I guess if you only listen to the 5 songs on rotation at major radio station, you'll only hear the same 3 rap songs and a kesha and a rhianna song.  Which is about 0.001% of the new music that is out there. There's so much brilliant stuff out there. In fact the past decade has seen more new artist than any other decade, and with such a huge variety in styles. Part of it having to do with technology promoting creativity and sharing ideas with more people, but also making music and music recording more accessible. <br /><br />Here are a few of my personal favorites from recent music that should have played on the radio:<br /><br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/KpCcJY-rJSs?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="349" width="425" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/EkplhXJgC5I?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="349" width="560" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/3Su7thLsQME?version=3&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="349" width="425" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br />And that's all the time I have for this....<br /> 81484905 Wed, 04 May 2011 19:51:12 -0400 [Blog] How to pick up women Added: 2011-05-04 19:51:12
I've finally decided to reveal my secret. Everyone has always wanted to know what is my secret.

I'm simply a jerk, and try to be mean to women. Haha just kidding, that's the dumbest technique I've ever heard. Nothing shows more your insecurities than going around trying to act all tough and be a jerk. For those of you who don't habla psychologico, being an asshole is a social defense mechanism. And let's face it, if you weren't some socially awkward sissy in the first place, you wouldn't need to use any techniques.

If you really wanna impress a woman, get a copy of black ops, learn to be at least half as good as me. And show her your gameplay on a youtube video. I promise you, her panties will be soaking wet, and then you can invite her over to show her that gameplay in person. She will be riding your cock before you can even finish your 11th killstreak.


]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81484905/ How to pick up women I've finally decided to reveal my secret. Everyone has always wanted to know what is my secret. <br /><br />I'm simply a jerk, and try to be mean to women. Haha just kidding, that's the dumbest technique I've ever heard. Nothing shows more your insecurities than going around trying to act all tough and be a jerk. For those of you who don't habla psychologico, being an asshole is a social defense mechanism. And let's face it, if you weren't some socially awkward sissy in the first place, you wouldn't need to use any techniques. <br /><br />If you really wanna impress a woman, get a copy of black ops, learn to be at least half as good as me. And show her your gameplay on a youtube video. I promise you, her panties will be soaking wet, and then you can invite her over to show her that gameplay in person. She will be riding your cock before you can even finish your 11th killstreak. <br /><br /><br /> 81478997 Mon, 02 May 2011 18:36:03 -0400 [Blog] About me Added: 2011-05-02 18:36:03
I'm probably the only person with a life interesting enough to blog about. All you other guys have very boring lives, no matter how hard you try to be posers.

-I was born in Hashishkistan. For those of you who don't habla geographo, that's a very long country bordering Kazakhstan and Netherlands.

-My parents owned a large hashish farm, which I inherited.

-I lost my virginity to Audrey Hepburn when I was 11.

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-My parents, being Asian, made me do a PhD in every subject. That is why I'm smarter and have more knowledge than you. Don't believe me? Look in my groups, I belong to the Super Brain group. But I don't like to boast about it.

-I have a tattoo on my cock, of my cock. And another one that says "Hashiskistan" and goes around my cock.

-I have so much sex, I had to get scientists to have me grow a second cock and another set of balls.

-I play poker every month with Hugh Hefner, Sean Connery, Maddox, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, and the Dos Equis guy.

-I own 33% of Viumbe shares. So this shit site, is 1/3 mine. So if I don't like your shit blog, I can delete 1/3 of it.

-I own a lot of shitty cars like Ferrari, Bugatti, etc.. But my main mode of transportation is travel by bear:

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-I am considered a deity in 6 countries.

-If by now you don't think I'm a million times better than you, because the concepts I brought up in this blog were too complex for you to process using 100% of your brain, then this simple video should sum up why I'm a badass:






]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81478997/ About me I'm probably the only person with a life interesting enough to blog about. All you other guys have very boring lives, no matter how hard you try to be posers. <br /><br />-I was born in Hashishkistan. For those of you who don't habla geographo, that's a very long country bordering Kazakhstan and Netherlands. <br /><br />-My parents owned a large hashish farm, which I inherited.<br /><br />-I lost my virginity to Audrey Hepburn when I was 11. <br /><br /><img style="width:137px;height:159px;" src="http://www.wardrobemagic.com/images/Audrey%20Hepburn2.jpg" alt="Audrey%20Hepburn2.jpg" /><br /><br />-My parents, being Asian, made me do a PhD in every subject. That is why I'm smarter and have more knowledge than you. Don't believe me? Look in my groups, I belong to the Super Brain group. But I don't like to boast about it. <br /><br />-I have a tattoo on my cock, of my cock. And another one that says "Hashiskistan" and goes around my cock. <br /><br />-I have so much sex, I had to get scientists to have me grow a second cock and another set of balls. <br /><br />-I play poker every month with Hugh Hefner, Sean Connery, Maddox, Charlie Sheen, Chuck Norris, and the Dos Equis guy. <br /><br />-I own 33% of Viumbe shares. So this shit site, is 1/3 mine. So if I don't like your shit blog, I can delete 1/3 of it. <br /><br />-I own a lot of shitty cars like Ferrari, Bugatti, etc.. But my main mode of transportation is travel by bear:<br /><br /><img style="width:233px;height:174px;" src="http://i622.photobucket.com/albums/tt306/liktgordon/BearCavalry.jpg" alt="BearCavalry.jpg" /><br /><br />-I am considered a deity in 6 countries. <br /><br />-If by now you don't think I'm a million times better than you, because the concepts I brought up in this blog were too complex for you to process using 100% of your brain, then this simple video should sum up why I'm a badass:<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" flashvars="id1=81455583" wmode="opaque" allowfullscreen="true" height="345" width="567" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /> 81427404 Fri, 08 Apr 2011 21:36:42 -0400 [Blog] Underground music Added: 2011-04-08 21:36:42
Underground is where it wirr remain. That is where we want it. I'm not rearry bothered that most of you wirr say it's faggot techno, not knowing the differences of what each song is, in terms of musicar styres.

It's just a brog of music that I rike. Enjoy, or don't. Fuck, I even know some of you won't even risten and wirr just diss this music and diss me. It's arr good, keep trucking!








]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81427404/ Underground music Underground is where it wirr remain. That is where we want it. I'm not rearry bothered that most of you wirr say it's faggot techno, not knowing the differences of what each song is, in terms of musicar styres. <br /><br />It's just a brog of music that I rike. Enjoy, or don't. Fuck, I even know some of you won't even risten and wirr just diss this music and diss me. It's arr good, keep trucking!<br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rrvk1bmTayg?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="390" width="640" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><embed wmode="opaque" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/OnLrNHCQPP0?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" allowfullscreen="true" height="390" width="480" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /> 81266458 Thu, 13 Jan 2011 16:30:34 -0500 [Blog] The only valid Best of 2010 list. Added: 2011-01-13 16:30:34
I didn't find any good videos this year, but I did find some really good galleries. I picked these as the best of 2010, because these galleries are sexy, and are the best of 2010.

#10: Hakik's sexy car wash.
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#9: Hakik's sexy halloween.
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#8: Hakik's sexy back to school.
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#7: Hakik's sexy St Patrick's day.
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#6: Hakik's sexy day at the office.
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#5: Hakik's sexy day at the gym.
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#4: 2010 eRep prizes.
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#3: Hakik's sexy day at the 2010 World Cup.
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#2: Hakik's sexy day in the snow.
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There is actually one good video this year. #1:




]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81266458/ The only valid Best of 2010 list. I didn't find any good videos this year, but I did find some really good galleries. I picked these as the best of 2010, because these galleries are sexy, and are the best of 2010.<br /><br />#10: Hakik's sexy car wash.<br /><img style="width:239px;height:162px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80898732.jpg" alt="80898732.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#9: Hakik's sexy halloween.<br /><img style="width:140px;height:200px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81159657.jpg" alt="81159657.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#8: Hakik's sexy back to school.<br /><img style="width:207px;height:294px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81069361.jpg" alt="81069361.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#7: Hakik's sexy St Patrick's day.<br /><img style="width:223px;height:165px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80944631.jpg" alt="80944631.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#6: Hakik's sexy day at the office.<br /><img style="width:164px;height:222px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80965631.jpg" alt="80965631.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#5: Hakik's sexy day at the gym.<br /><img style="width:212px;height:141px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80885272.jpg" alt="80885272.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#4: 2010 eRep prizes. <br /><img style="width:257px;height:297px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80959819.jpg" alt="80959819.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#3: Hakik's sexy day at the 2010 World Cup. <br /><img style="width:204px;height:153px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/81007415.jpg" alt="81007415.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />#2: Hakik's sexy day in the snow.<br /><img style="width:158px;height:211px;" src="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/366483/80855126.jpg" alt="80855126.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />There is actually one good video this year. #1:<br /><br /><br /><embed src="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/player.swf" flashvars="id1=81064636" wmode="opaque" height="345" width="425" allowscriptaccess="never" allownetworking="internal" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /><br /><br /> 80725622 Sun, 16 Aug 2009 17:08:54 -0400 [Blog] Doing some eRep math Added: 2009-08-16 17:08:54

I'm doing the math for y'all, cause it seems that some of you haven't got this figured out.

For most of us, eReps is just a little bonus you're gonna receive after a few years of viewing and commenting videos, in the form of an iTune gift card. For others, it's a reward for figuring out how to find good stuff that will get featured. But for some, it's a full time job and an "investment".

Here's what eReps are actually worth: $1 is roughly equal to 1500-2000 points. With high level things like the Mustang and the XPS laptop giving you the best value for your points, and also the Amazon gift card since you can buy things on sale, while most of the rest comes out as high priced full retail value, and a little commision for ebaums. Things you can get much cheaper if you used your dollars instead of your points. 

This isn't to say it's completely stupid. People like Lorddread, DreaD08, Eastside_dave etc, have a smart system of getting points. They don't upload that much, just some sure hits, and high quality stuff that gets featured. Features is the only thing that will get you lots of points. On AVERAGE a feature gets 30-45,000 views before it's saturated and becomes only occasionally viewed. Most of these points are earned on its first week of being featured. That gives you, based on viewing, an average of 20,000 points per feature (not per day). More detail on that here. 

If you're working like these people, you put maybe 4-6 hours a week, to get 2-4 features a week. In eRep terms they earn around $40 a week. This is roughly the eqivalent of working $6-8/hour. That's not too bad, especially if you're doing that while you're at work :D

But most people won't get that amount of features. Mostly because whatever you find, someone most likely has already found before you. Or your stuff just wasn't what ebaums was looking for. If you get featured once in a blue moon, and start putting more than 4 hours of uploading a week, you're gonna be doing like $1/hour.

Worse, if you just go for max uploads (25/day) of junk that never gets featured, you're gonna be spending at least 14 hours a week to get 8750 points. That's the same as working for 40 cents an hour. Uploading 25 videos a day is a lot of tedious work.

If you're gonna make eRep your job or investment, you better get it right, or you'll be much better off mowing the lawn in your neighbourhood, or working nightshifts at Mcdonald's. At McDonald's, you'll earn that Xbox within 50 hours of work, as opposed to 372 hours of uploading on ebaums.That's for your average uploader, earning a healthy 10000 points a week, by putting only 8 hours a week of work(roughly 1 hour and 8 minutes a day).

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80725622/ Doing some eRep math <p>I'm doing the math for y'all, cause it seems that some of you haven't got this figured out.</p> <p>For most of us, eReps is just a little bonus you're gonna receive after a few years of viewing and commenting videos, in the form of an iTune gift card. For others, it's a reward for figuring out how to find good stuff that will get featured. But for some, it's a full time job and an "investment".</p> <p>Here's what eReps are actually worth: $1 is roughly equal to 1500-2000 points. With high level things like the Mustang and the XPS laptop giving you the best value for your points, and also the Amazon gift card since you can buy things on sale, while most of the rest comes out as high priced full retail value, and a little commision for ebaums. Things you can get much cheaper if you used your dollars instead of your points. </p> <p>This isn't to say it's completely stupid. People like Lorddread, DreaD08, Eastside_dave etc, have a smart system of getting points. They don't upload that much, just some sure hits, and high quality stuff that gets featured. Features is the only thing that will get you lots of points. On AVERAGE a feature gets 30-45,000 views before it's saturated and becomes only occasionally viewed. Most of these points are earned on its first week of being featured. That gives you, based on viewing, an average of 20,000 points per feature (not per day). More detail on that <a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pages/payout-structure">here</a>. </p> <p>If you're working like these people, you put maybe 4-6 hours a week, to get 2-4 features a week. In eRep terms they earn around $40 a week. This is roughly the eqivalent of working $6-8/hour. That's not too bad, especially if you're doing that while you're at work :D</p> <p>But most people won't get that amount of features. Mostly because whatever you find, someone most likely has already found before you. Or your stuff just wasn't what ebaums was looking for. If you get featured once in a blue moon, and start putting more than 4 hours of uploading a week, you're gonna be doing like $1/hour.</p> <p>Worse, if you just go for max uploads (25/day) of junk that never gets featured, you're gonna be spending at least 14 hours a week to get 8750 points. That's the same as working for 40 cents an hour. Uploading 25 videos a day is a lot of tedious work.</p> <p>If you're gonna make eRep your job or investment, you better get it right, or you'll be much better off mowing the lawn in your neighbourhood, or working nightshifts at Mcdonald's. At McDonald's, you'll earn that Xbox within 50 hours of work, as opposed to 372 hours of uploading on ebaums.That's for your average uploader, earning a healthy 10000 points a week, by putting only 8 hours a week of work(roughly 1 hour and 8 minutes a day).</p>