[Blog] my take on life

Fri, 05 Sep 2008 01:06:05 -0400

Added: 2008-09-05 01:06:05

alright, after posting a convo a friend and i had a couple of year ago got some interesting comments, i figured i'd post this. its something i wrote on my piczo site earlier this year when in a shitty mood. enjoy, and please do comment.

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I've learnd that life can be hard, through my own life - even if i haveven't been in it for that long - and by trying to help others. But you have to make the best of it. You can't live the future in the past and hope that one day things will all be back to the way thay once were. Don't blame yourself for things you have no controll over. Don't try and fix other peoples problems untill you fix your own. Smile and laugh over good times because it happened rather than cry becuase it's gone. Life goes on. Ignoring you problems and drinking them away wont make things better, only a thousand times worse. No matter how hard it is, try and fix the problem, give it your best shot. If you can't fix it, be glad you tried and u know you did the best you can. Don't think the world is over after a break up, the wound will heal, it may take a very long time, but hang in there, it will heal. Don't end life because something seems impossible to get over, or it seems like your all alone. Someone loves you and cares about you. Don't let them down. Don't change who you are and your beliefes to get atention or gain friends. You may lose your real friends. JUst be yourself and be liked for who you are, instead of being liked for who your not.

[Blog] a little convo with a friend

Thu, 04 Sep 2008 16:55:56 -0400

Added: 2008-09-04 16:55:56

Þå†rÏÇk

says:

Who was the first person to look at a and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

T says:

jesus

T says:

he was kind of a perv

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

T says:

only on tuesdays

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

Do coffins have lifetime guarantees?

T says:

only on the fourth year

Þå†rÏÇk

says:

If Hooters were to become a door-to-door service would they have to change

their name to Knockers?

T says:

or dingers

says:

Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?

T says:

not everyone does

T says:

he's had more assassination attempts than all the presidents combines

Þå†rÏÇk

says:

"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"

T says:

yeah thats true

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

T says:

look in the news: 4 killed in microwave meltdown

Þå†rÏÇk

says:

If a fork were made of gold would it still be considered silverware?

T says:

no it would be a damn expensive fork

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

headlines-- "Fork Stollen From Home"

T says:

and later...."mickey mouse found dead"

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

Do they have girl’s bathrooms in gay bars?

T says:

yeha thats the only type of bathroom they have

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

T says:

lol been there man

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked?

T says:

animation

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

T says:

lol they'd be in the loony bin

T says:

"i found myself!"

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them

T says:

underwater

T says:

thets why when it's gonnarain they peck into the wood like why the ark sank

Þå†rÏÇk

says:

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

T says:

people like shapes

Þå†rÏÇk--

says:

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

T says:

wood and corpses

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