It's been a while since I have blogged so I thought I would say a few things real quick. First of all, thanks to the 25 people who subscribed to me. I'm sure they are all jeans accounts, but whatev! Secondly, I'm not sure if I should be happy of my Ebaumy or not. I kinda feel like it's receiving a bad piece of news. Either way, I have shit out some pretty shitty comments, but I have a few golden comments that are still copy/pasta'd today.

In closing...as the title of the blog suggests, I have to take a shit now.

later fags

Who's afraid of my big bad weenie, rub it andsee if it's got a genie. Gonna make disappearthis 10-inch zucchini, just like Houdini.N-U-T to the gobbler rappin', wanna see thosebutt cheeks flappin'. Nut want the honeys withthe big back doors, so drop them drawers,whores.

Drop 'em and shake it, girl, you won't break it. Leave enough for me to take it. Nut likes to get down and naked, when the girl is large and naked. Talkin' 'bout a booty with meat on the bones, two scoops of chocolate, hold the cones.Wanna hit your pleasure zone, Nutgobbler make ya moan.

sorry bro...check my comments page. Ipatented leaving this shit site agesago. Possibly before you shit stainaccount was created

they are fox hounds..the brits use them tohunt foxes....

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Oh congratulations, I hope you feelbetter about yourself you smug dickhead.I'll admit, you might have got a fewpeople to go along with that littlecharade, but not as many as you think. Ibet you must feel like you're reallysmart, huh? Well i have news for youEinstein, you're just another basementdwelling, asexual smart ass who has to"prank" people on the internetbecause you don't have the gumption tomess with somebody in the real world.Really, you must be one lonely fucker,sittin' there with your cock in handfucking your palm to some large breastedwoman you would NEVER in a million yearsget to even touch. You're not smarterthan anyone, you're not clever, you'rejust a pompous asshole that needs tomake people feel inferior on theinternet to make up for that sad andsexless excuse that you call your"life"

I think if all us ebaumsworld users were tojoin together we could do anything we put ourminds to. Just look at how dedicated youassholes are. You're on here everyday forhours, day in day out. Posting your shittycomments at a rate of 2 per minute. I don'tknow where you fuckers get off thinking thatyou can just sit here in the safety of yourmom's basement when you should be out standingup for what is right. You can't shut the fuckup anyway. So let's get out there and stopthat oil leak, come on guys, we can do it!!

Has anyone really been far even asdecided to use even go want to do lookmore like

What ChipChop36 said.

well everyone hates bicyclist I mean they areso gay, why the hell you biking around whenyou could just drive you faggot, oh and yougot you lil water bottle with ya too ohhh wellisn't that just great!

that's funny..bobba's my fluffer.

I swear, every time I come here thisplace is worse than the last. It's beenabout two months since my last visit,and let me say, I am extremelydisappointed. The comment section iscompletely full of random copy/pasteparagraphs about the dumbest things. Notto mention every other user has the samecat in their avatar. I have no idea howany of you find that entertaining. Thisplace makes me sick and I vow never tocome back.

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Someone throw a grenade in a little store! And i dont know why, but people stand up and doesnt move even if they saw the grenade! Get down you jack ass!

"Nutglobber... always gotta be fucking rightwith your fucking quips We get it, man. You'refuckin' edgy and cool. Yeah! You're thecoolest fuckin' guy at ebaums! WHOOO! That'slike being the smartest kid with Downsyndrome!" -thatdude69er

Actually this is not the woman's fault. I'm aparking lot attendant and I was at this game.People were flying everywhere.

firstly, that's not me, it's my bestfriend.... secondly, you think niggershold their guns like that because yousee them do that on TV. the reason theydo that on TV is because blank shellscoming out of glocks fly straight up andusually burn the actor in the face.henceforth the 1/4 turn of the wrist soshells eject to the side... look it upfool.

Judging from your posts, it looks likeyou take pleasure trolling e-baums totalk gutter talk and make as muchtrouble as you can. Are you really thatbig and bad? Is being witty behind a pcthat important to you? Guess what? Idon't think anyone is that afraid of youor your desire to be a badass. You'renot as big and bad as you think you are.In fact, it would be interesting to knowhow old you are. I comment once in awhile here. I've been watching... Youcome on here like you think you're somefucking viking or something, in sporadicfits and act like you own the place.Seriously, what the fuck?!? If all youcan do is call people names and dole outas much trash toward others as you can,then you got problems, dude. Though youwish the worst for others (apparent inyour many comments), I wish you well andhope you can find satisfaction somedayfrom something other than beinginflammatory on the internet.

I laugh at faggots like you who bitchand complain that they can't live thelife I have. Look what I get to do. Iwake up, and go surfing in the morningbefore work. Then I change in my car andhead off to my modeling job where I make110,000 a year. I work for 4 hours, thencome home. I can listen to music andcome onto ebaumsworld to laugh at peoplelike you who don't have a life. Then atnight I get laid by my hot assgirlfriend. I work no more than 20 hoursa week but I can afford almost anythingI want. TV's, surround sound, I have 2porsches, and you have jack shit. So areyou jealous, afraid, or both?

You sound like an over analytical,highly oppinionated stiff, who thinksthey've come to a point in life whereeverything's understood, only to sooneror later realize you're only a speck ofdust in the universe with a mouth and akeyboard. I don't say this to take awayyour feeling of being the center offocus, almighty righteous, all seeingand saying powerful person you consideryourself to be; I tell you this tohumble you as to unite you with the restof civilization, and keep you on thesame page, resulting in a far moreprogressive cycle of life andconscientiousness. Now's the part whereI may something along the lines of"fuck you dickhead", or"see you in hell", but thistime I'm just going to throw in asurprising twist and say: See you inhell dickhead.

Actually, this is not the woman's fault. I'maparking attendant at an LA parking garage,andthe placement of this booth basicallyviolatesabout 3 regulations that I can seejust bywatching this video. It juts too farout inthe way of the woman's car, for one.It's alsototally out of date, and looks sortof likethe model's they were turning out backin theearly 90's, which means it doesn't evencomplywith the Americans With Disabilitiesact.Basically, the owner of this lot has ahugefucking lawsuit coming his way.

I have been a Panasonic repair specialist for the past 20 years and in my professional opinion the only proper, long term fix was mentioned earlier by ballstank. You will need a nice ratchet set and 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!!!! Unfortunately the only place you can find that kind of energy is from a bolt to lightning. I mean... A BOLT OF LIGHTNING!!!!!!

NOT THE F61 ERROR!!!! IT HASN'T SAID THAT SINCE 1968!!!!!! THAT REQUIRES A FIX OF 1.21 GIGAWATTS!!!!!! AND THE ONLY PLACE YOU COULD FIND THAT KIND OF ENERGY IS FROM A BOLT OF LIGHTNING!!!

I was at this game. It was a St. LouisCardinals baseball game. Some freak storm blewin with hurricane force winds. Shit was flyingeverywhere. This was a breezeway outside thestadium and no one wanted to cross because itwas like a wind tunnel. This was one of thefunniest things I ever saw. People were flyingeverywhere!

blog...more like brog, amirite??

anyway, I've come to the conclusion that FAP and Roach Clip needs to disappear for good.

honestly, 256 characters? goddammit man, even the blogs are fucking retarded on this site. First you fucking piss me off by not giving me two prizes I've claimed, then you delete my profile twice, then you ban me for the 4th time. FUCK YOU

..exactly how I felt after you assholes deleted my account and kept banning me.  Looks like you just got perma-banned IRL.  This should teach you now not to fuck with the NutGobbler..........................................................................................................................................................................................................................

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