I want to blog about: Freakin caterday. It
kinda bugs me how this has become a
tradition. Cats suck and the little gay
cutesy way people photoshop stupid captions
suck more than those little hole water
filters in pools. Nobody cares about
"me tinks I luvs caterday" pasted
to a picture of some cat half asleep. Why
not change it to something else? Like
Faterday and show some picture of some fat
whale making out with eBaum? Or, how about
Haterday? Hot chicks busty and beautiful
wearing hats. The only time cats should be
featured is when some kid who has been
bullied goes around shooting cats with his
paintball gun.