It's been about two years since I've been on this site. Did I miss anything?           

Fuck it anyways. Merry Christmas guys and to all you Jews, happy qwanzah or however spell it (sorry). Anyways I hope you guys get smashed or higher than kites. I hope you get what you want from santa (I'm hoping for a sex robot). Have a blast. Oh and have a happy new year. Now that I think of it, this one went by fast. Life is short...

-SirJuanito

It's been a while since Valve made a game and I was quite excited to hear that they were making a zombie shooter. There's not much information given to you on how the situation started, only a sentence at the begining that says "2 weeks after the infection". But, as you play through the story you start to understand more and more. There are four playable characters: Zoey-A dramaqueen that is pretty good with pistols, Bill-A retired war veteran, Francis-a biker, and Louis-an office employee. Not the typical bunch you would think of who would survive millions of zombies trying to kill them huh? So anyways, the campaign has four, well, campaigns. Each of them has five chapters. Each campaign lasts you about 30 to 60 minutes depending on the difficulty setting. But, this short playtime is not bad. It actually makes the story more fun. Look, if a campaign was, let's say, two hours, it would get boring after a while. But, the way the developers made it, each chapter has a lasting appeal. But what's really cool is that if you replay a campaign, everything changes. Zombie placements change, item locations change, etc. This is because the game bases the placement of things on your stats. The better you are doing, the less the game helps you out. You can play campaign with four players online or by yourself with the help from AI, but it doesn't feel the same, so party up with other people for a better experience. Multiplayer is actually really cool too. You play through a selected campaign and switch off betweem humans and zombies. A round is over if the humans make it to the safe room or if they all die. Zombies, well they give it their all to bring all four humans down. The only downside to this game is that there is only about 8 weapons in the game if you include the mounted machine gun which pops up only at the end of a campaign, molotovs and pipe bombs. A better variety of weapons would have made this game even more better. Look, if you haven't already gotten this game, you NEED to go out and buy it. This is going to be a hard competitor for game of the year. This game is wonderful. It's spectacular. It's a perfect 5 out of 5.

Hey guys. As you may know the game takes you back to WW2 and Treyarch, the company that developed Call of Duty 3 made this game. I've got good news and bad news. The game is actually quite new for a WW2 game. It's not like other similar WW2 games. It runs off of the Call of Duty 4 engine and it plays quite smoothly, multiplayer and single player. The newest add-on though was the ability to play co-op in the campaign. Awesome. Overall the game is quite good but like I said there are some drawbacks. It's somewhat repetative, go find these people and blow up some enemy base. I don't know about you but after a while it gets annoying. The prestige mode goes up to level 65 I believe now. But, if you stopped playing Call of Duty 4 because it got boring to level up and repeat, it's the same deal with this game too. There are new weapons and new perks, but it still gets boring after a while. Overall it's a really good game considering Treyarch made it, though much of the gameplay and foundry of the game was taken from other games. Because of these setbacks, I give this game a 4 out of 5.

This has been bugging me for A LONG time. Prop 8. Yah the one about gay marriage. At first I was fine with it, but after hearing what it does, you know, teaching it to young children in schools? I'm absolutely fine with gays being together, but marriage is completely different. Think about this for a second. Gays can have a parade but straight people can't??? "Oh no it just wouldn't be right." Umm, have you ever seen a gay parade? Now, I have nothing against gay people. They're pretty cool once you get to know them. But let's say I get married, have a boy and he's in second or third grade. I would be completely pissed off if the teacher told him that boys get married with boys all the time and it's ok if he does it too. If you can't teach religion in school, why teach gay marriage. That's why I vote yes on Prop 8. Not because I hate gays or anything, but I think children should find their sexual beliefs later on in life. Not in schools when they're five or six. Please, post your beliefs on this matter. It could be inspiring for other people. I don't want to argue with any one, but just say what you feel.

-SirJuanito

Hey, it's me SirJuanito. I just wanted to say have a good Halloween to all of my fellow eBaumers. Hope you gets stomach aches and scare the shit out of little kids. Maybe this year the candy will taste better...

The one and only SirJuanito

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Yes, today is 9/11. One of the most dreaded days of all time. It sickens me how people just ignore this day like it's nothing. Have the decency to "wake up" and see what's happening. Humans fighting humans. We are all the same. The color of our skin means nothing. We are all human. Fighting a war for fossil fuel at what cost? Thousands of American soldiers dead? I know the world can't be perfect but we can sure as hell try to make it better. I dread this holiday. Not because it is sad, but because this day is when we were terrorized by, well, terrorrists. Why are people so sad? I know this is a sad holiday but think to yourselves. The people in Iraq are probably shouting, screaming, and cheering at the day that they succeeded in what they were trying to do. They want to scare us. Don't think that I don't care for this tragic day. Quite the contrary. When this war ends, and if it ends, I will devote myself to the military service. Why not now? I'm not giving up my life for a full tank of gas in a car. No. I want to give my life to my country. To something that will last longer that "100 miles". Something I can be proud of. Wake up people. Be strong. Don't be terrorrized any more. It's time to be proud of your country.

-SirJuanito

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Hey. I'm really bored right now so could you text me? My phone number is 562-599-9907. It may sound weird but that's really my number. Oh, and plz don't call me names.

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Hey guys. I've read some of the comments on "Caturay" galleries and it makes me wonder "Why do people hate it so much?". Look, if you hate cats, why do you even bother to look at it? If you favor a certain animal and decide to brag about it, you're wasting your time. No one cares. I personally love cats but I love all animals. It just pisses me off when people start talking crap like "We should kill all cats" and stuff like that. Would you like it if I said "We should kill all dogs" etc. Oh, and another thing, Caturday pictures are made to be cute and somewhat funny so don't expect to be laughing your ass off when you look at them. Another thing that gets on my nerves is when people complain about the spelling in the pictures. It's made like that to make it a little bit funnier. Oh, and if you actually spend a Saturday browsing this website, then you obviously have no life with the exeption of summer or being sick.

-SirJuanito

Yes we all hate him but not just because, we have our reasons... Well I have to break it to you guys, he is a very important man. Many of you people might highly disagree with me but read on. He's done more than any of us have ever have. After all, he is the president. You might say " He's a dumbass! Why is he even president?!" Honestly people, it's not his fault, it's ours. We not only voted him once, but twice! Look at yourself. You may think your superior, but afterall you work for him/government. He may not control you, but he can control what we can/cannot do. For example, this is the reason why pot isn't legalized. I'm not saying he is the best president ever and yes, he is stupid, but not a single president has been perfect. Face it, they will never be perfect. The only person who was remotely close to perfect was Mr. Ronald Reagan. His ideas in a drug free community and world are still carried on today. We just have to face it... we are a part in this worlds decline. There's no one to blame but ourselves.

I'm starting to think it's not really people who's posting those annoying comments. I've seen some videos where the comments are really off. For example, I was watching a video about slam dunks when the comment said " I love her tits and if you do too, come to this website...etc. " ????? It must be computers doing this (no not personal computers you dumbasses). Who knows, but if you are dumb enough to even give away you're password and all of your information, just get off of the internet.

-SirJuanito

I got my Swag Pack today and if you wanted to know what's inside of it send me a PM.                               

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Hey guys. I've developed an easier way to get those pesky little prizes that you all crave.

Step 1. Go get a job

Step 2. Go make some money

Step 3. Save up your money

Step 4. Go out and buy the thing that you wanted

Honestly people, if you want the prizes so bad, earn it. Stop wasting your time on this site. I know we all want that Xbox360 or that camera but all you are doing is wasting your valuable time on this slowly degrading site.

Things have turned out pretty good. She had her surgery, which took like 2-3 hours and she's fine. They removed her tumor, but at the cost of removing her right breast. She didn't feel like staying at the hospital for another 5-6 hours for them to reconstruct it. Anyways she's in her 60's. The doctors said that the cause of the cancerous tumor was a pill she was taking years ago for some type of pain. Apperently, she was taking the pill when the illness was gone but she didn't realize it. A day after her surgery, she went home and I actually visited her today (Tuesday). She's alright but she is still a little drugged up from all of the medications she was taking at the hospital. We had some dinner, she watched her soap operas, and we had a good time. I'm just glad that she's O.K. I guess you guys were right. Everything did turn out allright :-)