Awwwww Snap~~~~~~~~~~~! The OG is back and better then ever. For Bo I haven't talked to you in a long time miss you man Big red I hope your still lighting fire under peoples asses and Straitjacket girl Well your Still kicking it well. For those who know me or don't I have Beaten cancer and now I am on the road of recovery and coming back to kick ass. Now I know allot of people ain't around anymore but I just wanna tell you all I missed you and Now I am back don't be a stranger just come Knock at my door like three's a company. 

The meds they got me on is the worst cause after beating cancer I have to beat Depression. They gave me Clexa, Lithium,Zoloft, Geo done and seriquill. Now I hear voice in my head like randy ortons Song LOL I don't know what is worst the cancer or the damn meds they got me on to cure my depression that makes me Hallucinate. Crazy world we live. When I was a child I never had this many pills at all...well I didnt take pills for depression when i was a kid. now i am older and my problems the doctor said i was depressed. To Me I feel normal with out the drugs but they claim I am Depressed and I need them so my wife made me take them. What I want to know is what pills get you by the day? Depression wise.

So Tomorrow The doctor is gonna give me a experimental drug to cuts some of the meds down. they will pay for my gas to get there they will pay me for time being there and taking the drug and give me a free meal(thought ful for them assholes LOL oh well free lunch isn't always free.) So Wish me luck and God bless     

So I was bored today and decided to look at my Six feet under HBO dvd's. I always been a fan of Six feet Under. I watched it from day One till the series went off the air like Oz. I always find myself watching a few episodes over and over again. The one with Nates Funneral and the last show ever. I am a man of 27 year old but they seam to be a tear jerker. (refrence watch the whole series you will Understand.) It was the first show to off a title charactor before the series endded. Nate had a life only some would dream to have. The things in his life were to real for me. My friend had a Wife who he somewhat loved and she went on a trip and dissapeared leaving the care of his sons to him. Months later she was found near a river dead with a no note in her car on what happened to her. Come to find out a friend of theres commited suicide weeks later and left a note saying he and she was lovers. Same twist the friend was her sister Husband.

 But back to what I was talking about, The last show was by far the greatest show ever made for the series it self. The endding where the music Sia "Breath Me" Played. (If you never heard of it download it or buy it from Itunes great song.) Well Long ago when I was picking for Funneral songs with my wife (a few people here knows my condition Rather not get into that now) I told her I wanted that song to be played at my funneral. She atfirst contested cause she didnt hear the song. At the time I didnt have a copy of the song so i didnt play it. A year and a half later I played that song and she loves the song but forgot the meaning of it. Well At the last moments of the show they showed how everyone died. Ruth dying of old age, Then Keith dying after being shot in his armor car that he owned,then David dying of a heart attack at a family event,Then Rico dying after a heart attack on the boat and then Brenda dying while talking to her brother at a old age, and then Clair dying at 102 year of age Blind. To me Clair dying bothered me a bunch. She was a Artist and a Phtogather.(Sorry for the shitty spelling.) She died to me one of the worst possible ways. Old age and Blind. For me a person who also loves taking pictures that is like a insult to me if that ever happened to me. But then again God does things to us that we only get answeres after we die. So yeah i was bored figured to rable on like a retard who was bored lol. So just for shits. What shows does it for you? Tear jerker or Some good thing you like about shows enddings? Just Bored wanted to know.

Long and awaited This I know that I promished you the other day but got caught up in stuff. Knowing i said sex it would catch your eye. Here is more stories that will make you LOL,Chill you to the bone about eatting cookie/cracker again and make you feel akward. 

As my time as working as a Q and A/Baker/Line Leader inspector I ran into a lot of crazy things that sound unreal but sure as the sun is Yellow it is all the truth. One story comes to mind was a Blond girl named Shelly. She was the slut of the factory.(they didnt call it the Nookie cookie factory for nuttin) Shelly was 21 years old she lad long blond hair and looked like that girl from Charles in charge Nichole eggbert I think her name was. She had Tits as big as watermellons. (remeber her tits cause she is in another story in this section) She was what we called BlowPop. She would give head like it was going out of Style. I know cause I went to  the bar after work once and meet up with her amazing Lips lol. Well she had a Boyfriend who was really not with it. She was a slut but he kept playing it off like people were lying to her. Her boyfriend happened to be a friend of mine and I even told him she isnt a good girl to be with. The old saying hits to mind "cant make a Hoe into a Housewife." Well I got called to a part of the factory that is hardly used. The basement is used for storage of machines and other things that are not in used. Well I didnt know it was also her lunch time Blowjob Place.

 Well I knew she was messing with a guy in my department for the past 3 weeks and he would always make a comment about how she and he would sneak off during lunch and She would give Denny(was his name) a blowjob. Well the man I was talking about was named Steward.(her boyfriend/My friend) Well Some how during the 2 weeks before christmas the factory was working on a skeleton crew. Not much cookies are made during this period as the factory needed it yearly Clean,Repair and paint Job. I was in charge of 2 crews of painter. We needed to repaint the warning lines in the factory for OSHA. I sent Stew with 3 others down to the basement to retreve the red Paint and yellow paint we needed. It was always down in the basement cause OSHA said to keep the paints far away from the food lines. I got a code Blue come across My radio/Code indicator. I was thinking it was a mess up on someones end. So I really didnt take it seriously cause all day they were testing the radio and light system. Then 3 mins later I got called on my cellphone to go to the Basement and call emt's. I ran to the basement which was about  1/2 miles from where I was. I arrived to see Stew with blood all over his outfit. In his hand was a rubber mallot and he looked at me saying I should have listened to you steven. I walked over to the room thinking 'Shit I am the only one here and there probaly 2 dead people in the next room and I was probaly gonna be the third one."  When I walked in the room there was the two Covered....With Rasbery filling. They were on there asses covered with Rasbery Filling that was stored in the basement cooler for Use later on. Denny with out his pants and Shelly Scared shitless. The story was Stew heard noises with another person while down in the basement. they peeked in the peek holes and seen Denny getting a blow Job. Shen she backed up he seen it was his girl and he went nuts. He grabed the Rubber mallot and Went in the place Screaming and hollring. He went to hit Denny with the hammer and Denny ducked as he did the hammer hit the boxes of Rasbery filling and it exsploded the box causing it to shoot out the rasbery filling everywhere.

Stew though he had Killed Denny but in reality when he ran all it was is the Rasbery filling that looked like blood all over the place. Denny got fired for misconduct at work. Stew was put on a week unpayed off and Shelly was just wrote up(you know she had to do alot of blowing to keep her job.) Still to this day I will never eat Rasberry without thinking of that day.

THe day Of the Nipples

Remeber I told you to remeber Shelly's Huge Breast. Well The last day She worked for the factory was one of the goryest days Yet. Shelly started to come to work drunk and High. I told her as a some what friend to quit showing up to work like that cause As being a big wig in training If the factory knew that I knew she was in a state like that it could mean my Job. Well one day while at factory B (the one where the guy died on the shitter in story one.) She showed up in a tight work shirt that exsposed her belly Button Ring and chain. I told her to take it out cause I didnt have time to send her to the uniform room which was 5 miles away in factory A. She told me she did and when she returened to the line I didnt see the ring and was ok with it cause she still met up with factory codes.(for factory b anyhow.) I was 10 hours into my 12 hour shift when I was called to line 1b.  Red and code was blaring. I was tired myself so that sent a scare down to me knowing she was on that line. I arive to a bloody mess. She defied me and Put her Belly button ring back in her bellybutton hole. Well while lunch time came she put her chain that was connected to her nipple rings and reconected it to her bellyring. Well the chain was to long and  when she went to push dough the chain got caught in the Machine. Then the machint ripped her ring out and the chain pulled her nipples and her face into the machine. the safty gards turned on and saved her face but the machine Ripped her nipple rings out. When I arrived she was knocked out with blood all over her face and Breast areas. She was fine after 2 hours of sugery to repair her nipples and bellybutton section. I was brought up on Endangerment of workers charges. I had a good lawyer and Fought my case and Won. She Testified against me but I had other workers about 5 testify I told her she was infraction of the codes and she needed to get right before working. She was tested for drugs and found she was indeeded intoxicated. Cause at the time any work related accident you get tested automanicaly.

The Heroin Needle accident.

We had a worker who was addicted to Heroin. We sent him to rehab and it worked for a year. One day I was called in the bathroom for a person was screaming in the restroom. As I opened the door there was the Man (cant say names) Screaming for help. I looked at his arm and seen a Makeshift needle that he made out of metal thin tubeing that fills cookies was stuck in a vein. What happened was he made one out of it cause he got some Heroin before he came to work. He said he made the needle to inject himself. Well somehow he went to the back restroom where no one goes and he was in the middle of what he was doing when some one walked in on him. It scared him so bad He pushed the makeshift needle in tofar and he couldent pull it out. On top of that he was sold bad shit and he was flip tripping. I didnt know what to do So I screamed out loud like a banshee and ripped the needed from his arm and took off my workshirt to cut the cirulation off so it wouldent kill him. that sucked balls!

The Homo love in the dough.

There were two homosexuals one name Tom the other named Sam. Well Tom had a bad heart condition and was Married and had two kids. Sam was just a Transexual who if I didnt know was a Man would easly pass as a woman. One hot Summer day I was called to the shipping and reciving office for a possible death in the factory. I arived in the section with my team of 3 and seen the sight of my life. Tom being heavey as much as 400 lbs was blue and his Penis was in Sam's ass. He had a Heart attack while having sex with Sam. Sam was then with the dick in his ass and the 400+ weight on his was being crushed to death. My crew was in shock and awe on what was going on I told them Look that is a humanbeing even if this is awkward and gross we have to treat the situation with the upmost responce. My crew pulled Tom off of Sam and My cew had gave Tom CPR which he layer recovred. Sam Suffered from Broken ribs and a ass tear. When I last heard Sam and tom are together after the divorce from Tom;s wife. I guess it be embarassed to if I was him and caought in that situation. Imagine the report I had to file. Caught two men in Shipping and reciving having sex and a heart attack. I wrote Tom was shipping and Sam was receving. I got LOL at for that LOL

I dont care for the spelling or grammar. But these stories are true just remeber when you eat a cookie from the store there is always a good story behind it lol. Till next time

St3816

Yeah so riffling through my email I got another one from Angie111. The Mentally Challenged person we all to rip on. She wrote this

angie111

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I some what got in trouble talking about where I formaly worked at and there products. To stop ferther Infractions I replaced a few Name brands but you know what they are. 

As you read from my other Blog I am telling the Horror Stories from the time I worked as a "Popular Brand" Baker/Q and A  Worker. I was when I left to return my complaint Log. Well I didnt and now here is some Horror stories about what happens in the factory where all your Fake Oreos,Fake Ritz bits, and Fake cheese cheese nips are made. The first numbers is the date of the offence the Initial is the person and the number behind is how many complats they had against them. if you get 3 in one year you get fired. One complate comes off your record a year if you dont accumiate more complants.

Complant (Tale 1) 040801-TB-3

I was called into this complant of a worker who I know on a personal Level. I knew her brother cause we are the best of friends. For name sake we will call her "Terry" for reasons. Well Terry was a black sheep of her family. She had a personal Hygine problem that even for the sickest people you know would not compare to what she is. She refused to take baths or showers and she was living on her own throwing used tampons around her house like it was nuttin. Her brother on the other hand and family was totlalyopposite of her and tried for years to get her help. So thats the insight of her now here is her 3 complant where i had to recremend her temination from the Job.

I was called to Observe the Line 11 worker Terry for lewed acts. I noted two complaints in this year. The first one is where she was caught trying to smoke on the line and put out her cigs in full packages of cookiesbetween the cookie halfs(where the white cream of the oreo filling is) which she was written up for Unsanitary reasons and health reason. The second time she was writen up was when she was throwing Sanatation wipes/Napkins in the stall she was using she denied the complant but it was still noted as one. This time I feel was the worst of all. Terry was Seen not only by me but the Line leader. She Unbutton her pants in frount of 3 other workers and placed her hand on her Vagina for a few seconds and when her hand came out it was covered with blood. Then she contiuned to place her bloody hand On the line and contuined to work with blood all over her hand spewing on the Product. Upon inspection of the act I called for Immediant Red Line Infraction shuting down the line causing $75,550 dollars of Damage and $23,400 Of worker time/Money Grand total of expences  $98,950 of time.

Upon that I took her to the Fall out room(where they were placed when a firing offence happened or to be interigated) I asked Terry infrount of General Manager Phelps I asked her why does she feel she was in this room. She calmy replied with out remorse. "I wanted to see if I was on My Period since i forgot my Tampons at home." I asked her Why couldent you wait to be releaved from the line. She said. "cause I dont like working line 11 so I figured if I had blood on my hands they would send me home for the day." I told her she cause about $100 grand and damages and our reputation was on the line. She said" I dont care people eat nothing but shit anyways so what does a little blood matter to anyone." General Manager Phelps Had to excuse himself. I left the room with him. He looked at me and was like "Are you shitting me?" He said. She was on her Period and bleed on the product? I said No. I said to him she used her hands with blood on them and continued working on the food. Then that second General Manager Phelps Threw up on the Ground hitting the side of my pants (rec number 356 Uniform Infingement Cause by accident I replaced the pants from the Uniform Room $17.99) She was Released to her mother and was asked for Psyhoatric help.

Sick wasnt it Just Imagen turing that to the plant owner later that night.

Complant 041801-JZ-1o Means first and only offence

As I was working the Q and A (Quality Assurence and Line leader role) Code Blue came accross the line Nine. Being new to the whole thing I grabed my book of Offences. Blue means A Emplyee Was in a possibly accident/ fatal accident. I arived to the line being the first one there i was Scared to see what I seen. On that line the belt Broke on top that delivers the dough to the line worker . The Worker had to Push the dough in the Machine to make the cookie Impressions on the belt then the product goes to the Oven line to the baker on the other end. Well since the line was broken they had to shovel dough into the machine. There were three workers there. All three were Mexican. Well What the Line leader didnt know that two out of the three were rival Gang members.3 hours Into a 8 hour shift they started to argue. Then the First Mexican got tired of what the second Mexican was saying. While pusing Dough the other guy turned hi back to shovel dough in the machine. As he turned the First Mexican took a Knife from his pocket and stabbed the guy in the side of the Neck. The man was bleeding all over the Product and the guy who stabbed him contuined to work like if notting happened. The third mexican called for help. As I arived the Mexican told me to help shovel dough in the machine. As I looked on the Ground there was the guy still bleeding Asking for help. The police were called to the scean and so was the ambelance. He was sent away on Attempted Murder charges. The man survived for another 3 week when he was gunned down for a retaliation kill thats what i was told.

Accident Form (399-Accident dismeberment) 051201-JB-no complant Just Accident.

At Approxmantly 9:45am in the Morning Code blue came accross the line nine color. I arived to hear screams of Pain. The worker Jason Belveue who complained of being sick asked for a releavel of the line. As the Line boss was looking ro place him in another line. He fell forward almost to a fainting spell. As he did his hand went through the safty barier and his hand half way up to his Elbow was caught in a machine. under the machine is a Sharp Blade that takes the cookies off the dye and places them on the belt. Jasons Hand (the four finger) was rolled into the blade.his fingers that were choped off were so badly crused that 2 out of 4 were pressed into the Dye and made into cookie form as the other Jammed up the machine along with his arm. I pulled the red Emergency switch to stop the Machine. As he was looking at me Screaming his head off for me to get his arm out of the machine Thats when i noticed that his 2/4 fingers were pressed into the dye and made cookie form. I put on my Decontamation Gloves that were next to the line and retreaved the fingers from the line Other now were showing up and they called the Plant doctor and the Ambelance to get him. I called for a Runner(a person who is a Gofer who gets things for people) to get ice to save the Remading Fingers and Placed the other fingers on ice (Knowing it would never be used again got to follow Protocal) The doctor made me put the mahine in reverse. As that was hapening his arm looked like it was in paper shreader. Some how it cut the veins off or something cause there wasnt much blood. Then I noticed something. A major Part of his thumb was gone.

I called down the line and asked them did they see anything grewsome come down the line. The man Sounding sick on the other end Said. Yeah Can you please come and get it. I walked all the way down the line to seeing puke all over my work station and Laptop.(which i owned at the time the plant replaced it for free) The guy who took over my work spot when i shut the oven down was eating the cookies not knoing it was down. He wasnt paying attention and had the Thumb in his mouth and he was crunching on it. When he relized what happened it was to late it was in his mouth and he threw up the thumb out of his mouth. Needless to say I had to go home earily that day i refused to eat another cookie from my lines cause of that day.

I got worst stories but I didnt want to make you all completly sick from eating cookies/crackers from my former job remeber not all factories are bad but it is for you to judge on what happends when your not really thinking of who is cooking food for you. If you want others just ask Ill get the book out and write a few more. Dont matter the Grammar I am no Word expert.

I sent this to a few people but here a few Horror stories about the factory where alot of your "Namebrand" and so on. (I had to Change a few Names for Purpose disclosed to me.)

The Tale of the Dead Shitter.

Your not gonna believe this But there a factory thats owned by "name Brand" down the road from it's main Factory that runs 2 lines and we called it Research and Development. I was the main baker that night (One baker every 12 hours for 2 lines.) Well One night december of 2002 there was one line running and I was the Unlucky Sap sucker that had to work the 12hour+ shift in the Frozen section (cause they had to keep the place cold for the brownie frosting to set. The old factory was a Old Gm Glass company before "NAMEBRAND"Brought it. Well there was a lead (half supervisor person) Who was dreadfully sick. He was a filler (person who is called in cause others went home) Well I went by him with my clip board and he stoped me asking me to take over watching the line he needed to take a shit. So I did that as he went to take a shit i called the main factory for them to send me a back up baker and a handy man to fix a few things and for the baker to give me my 45 min lunch break. Well they sent the men over and I noticed as I was still watching the line I was reviewing my paper work. Then suddenly a hour goes by. I still had the other 2 spare workers so I wasnt worried I though maybe he was called to the main factory. Then 2,3,4 hours go by. I called the main factory told them his badge number and who he was. They said he never showed up for anything that they still have him in my building. Concerned I told them to send a Line Leader and 3 other workers to replace me for a little bit so I could find the Missing Line leader. After i got My workers I set myself out on a Quest to find the Missing worker.(this place was huge I would get lost in the mix of things but I had a map LOL) I notice after a hour of looking the line to the mens room on the other side of the plant was getting larger and people were pissed off cause they had to go to the other end of the factory to piss and shit. I went to the door Knocked loudly and Was Like Look I don't know who this is But Would you please lush and get out I have workers who cant hold it for the other restrooms. I got no Answer. I was thinking man it was really cold on this side of the factory. I waited for 3 mins then i was like Shit or get off the Pot I ain't got all day for you to be fucking around. By this time i was pissed off and cold as hell. I was like God Damn it you better be sick or dead in there! Still No Answer. I called the main office to send a security team and a Emt and a Main plant supervisor to the restroom. I then again informed who was in the rest room they better be sick or dead or it was there job. Well low and behold Security nor did the others have a key for the restroom and they brought the Jaws of life crow bar thingy that can bust open large doors that are metal and locked. Well I wish I would have called in sick that day. The man that I released to do his dirty deed Was on the pot sitting down with his legs in a upward position practily froze to the seat dead. He had a bad heart and they put him in a restricted zone where you have to be perfect shape to work in the area. Well He died taking a shit that was still stuck to his ass and the seat some how fused to his ass and froze to it. I was there where they pulled him Including the seat off the pot. They had to cut his turd from him to remove him. He was in a awkward position when they said he could have possibly went through rigger mortise on the seat. Up till I left I was known as the Line Leader that no one asked for a Break of any kind.  

Tale two. The missing mute guy

Before I was a Baker I was a Mixer of dough. I made "NAMEBRAND" mini's, "NAMEBRAND bits, and other foods. Well On certain machines it is knowen as a top feeder. Where the dough is put on a carier that takes it to floors up and then dumps the dough into a holder where the machine shapes the dough for it to get on the line then get sent to the oven for making. We had a mute person name Sam. None of Us knew sign language and he was from russia so He wouldent really know what the fuck we were talking about even if we wrote it down. All he did was follow anyone he worked with and got the jizz of the job. Well Sometimes the machie Jams the dough and a person has to go to the top to use a huge ass Dough Hoe(yeah thats really what it was) To get the dough off the sides of the unit so it would hit the machine and give us a exact time on how long a dough takes to get through the machine. Well I had Sam that day and I already been 8 hours into my 12 hour shift when i needed to go eat for dinner. I told Sam well showed sam how to opperate the elevator and how to get the dough off the sides of the top bowl. He shook his head talk weired to me and I left for dinner. Well I got back and I noticed that Sam dumped my last dough of the night. I was thinking he must have knowen the maual swich up ontop that dumps the dough. Well a hour goes By IU heard the emergency alarm go Off. No one knew why. When the alarm goes off all of us guys in the mixing part has to be in a single file line for count. Suddenly the boss Yells at me WHERE IS SAM GODDAMN OT STEVEN. I said I though he dumped my dough and went to Dinner. GOD DAMN IT IT had to be Sam Some one call the emt's and get the fuck up to Machie 3 top.

As I go there it didnt look like anything but i noticed as i was looking down on the line the ligh brown dough was a blody color. I jumped in the off machine and tried to clear the dough and there was Sam still alive screaming Well he was mute for help. I didnt know what to do I was yelling for help myself. As I cleared the dough from around him i noticed his ankle was caught in the two metal drums that crushes the dough. Well they had to pull the machine apart to get him. What happened was While he was dumping the dough he was signing the time on a clip board what time it was dumped. well he had butter fingers and the pin came lose and like a normal person not really thing of it he went to try to catch the pin. Well he lunge forward and just at the time he was hiton the back and head of Ritz dough that knocked him into the machie. The dough weights 2500 lbs. and it is steaming hot. (it was like quick sand.) Well he was mute and couldent utter a word his hands were stuck from the dough and no body noticed he was up there cause the ligh indicator said there was no one on the cat walk. As the line worker was fixing the machine the dough return was sending more scrap dough ontop of him causing to suffer more like quick sand being poured ontop of you when your trying to get out of the place. Well the line worker notice the change of color in the produckt and stoped the line. It crushed his foot so fine it was unbeliveable. He sued and ended up for 500g's or more for it but we had to shut the line down for a week to find all the parts that was his foot and we had to destroy 200 thousand dollars worth of Products. Still till this day i wont eat a Ritz bitz.

One more story for the road I know these are long and the Gramar sucks ass.

The Mastrobating cookie Pusher.

One day In a hot summer night I was forced to work the nigh shift. I was incharged of 2 machines that a machie dumps dough ontop of another Machine called a press where people one possibly 2 would press the dough down the machine and the press makes the tops of famous cookies and the bottoms as well. Well the cookie machies were Oreo Bigs. The oversized Cookie they sole like little Debbie cakes in Cannada (they used to sell it here but stoped) Well I kept hearing complats for the past 2 days there was a Man who happend to be black kept going to the rest room once a hour. Well as a Line leader this is Disturbing. I cant have a worker ask other to do there job once a hour for him to leave then after 15 mins come back and repeat the process. I though to myself Maybe he was sick. So When he came back from the Shitter i was like Sir do you have a sickness.He looked at me all sweatty and said no Sir i have a touch of Diareha. I was like well you have had it for a few days now If you need to i can send you home and you can come back when your better. I even told them i would throw in 2 day sick pay but he refused. I told him Ok but try to keep a eye on it. Well 2 hours later He was missing again. This time I was told he smelt like pot. I walked by him and noticed he didnt smoke pot but he was acting weired.

So I told my main boss I was gonna get to the bottom of this. So What i did was i hid in the other Stall with my legs up off the ground and waiting for him to show up. Well like clock work he was there he looked under the stalls it was 3:45am in the morning and the night shit is like a dead zone. Well As I heard him drop his pants I heard a magazine drop from his pants. It was a Playgirl Magizine. Yeah A Play Girl Magizine. He was mastrobating in the other stall. I knew I couldent make a word or a noise cause I didnt want to get caught with out back up just incase he went all retard strong Cocksucking on my ass. Well it lasted for 15 mins. finnaly he packed his Magizine up and Didnt even wash his hands. I heard him Muffle that was really chunky this time. He rubbed his hands together as he left the rest room.

I got on my cell phone and called Jodi the Plant manager to meet me in the west wings bathroom and to put a red flag alarm on Line five. As he opened the door I ran out. He was like Umm it wasnt locked. I was like it may not been lock but there was Cum on the door handle. I told him what happened. He threw up next to meand said Man I just got done eating a shit load of them cookies are you sure you seen what you seen. I was like Yes fucktard I bet if you search him you will find the magizine. Well they called the cops to do a search on the guy. They found Lube and 2 magizines on him in a secret pocket me made in his pants. The factory owner found out of the Deal and closed the line down for a week to Sanitize everyfucking thing. We lost about 500 thousand that day. The last time I was told he was trying to sue the factory for Outting him to people and some how it got back to his wife and she divorced him. Well the factory Sued him for the half a fucking mill they lost. He dropped the suit. But Still till this day Line Five is know as The Five finger shuffle line.

If this pans out right and good ill tell worst horror stories of my 5 years of being in the factory of sickness LOL

So Today I was Joking with My wife cause she was complaining about some cumbs on the bed that my Son left there. I know I shouldent but I let my son eat while on our bed cause he really into watching his cartoons and I am a free Will Person. I let them do what they want as long as it wasnt destructive or hurt them. Well she didnt think It was funny when I joked with her saying "Why did you let him drop crumbs on the bed?" She being 5 months Prego didnt take it as a Joke and she was saying to me. "Well Add a little more pound a year Honey?" I didnt know to be Flattered from that comment cause I dont think I added weight from being sick or take it as a Putdown. I was like Really We have to play the fat card don't we. She like "Yeah you cant call the kettle black when it is black as night!"

I felt really bad I dont know what way to take that comment. For the close one here you know my Health problems. Have you ever played the Fat Card. I know some people here Dont know what the fat card is but for the ones who do what do you think? When was the last time you played the fat card?

How do I or should I take this comment LOL?

I am St38126 and I am so confused and need a Adult!!!!! 

I seen other write one so i decided to join the bandwagon to tell a little about me.

*The St3 name came from a friend who passed on. He called me The Big bad St3 cause I was a wrestler in school. one match while having a feaver of 101 degrees I did a illegal move cause I was doped up on medicine to cover the fact i was sick so i could wrestle. The results the guy had a sprang in his neck and it made it looked like I parlyzed him. 

*The 8126 Was the year I was born 1981 and 26 is the age when I made the name.

*when I was 10 years old I was hit by a car going 35mph I rolled on the car broke the windsheld and when he stoped I got off the winsheld with out a scrach and not  one broken bone(but we sued the fuck out of the drunk driver)

*At the age of 12 My best friend who was abuse in his home made me sware if anything happened to him to tell the cops his father did it. the next night he was "accidentaly hung" By a noose made for him by a friend of mine. The first person on the scean was his dad. I told the police all i know they didnt belive me.

*At the age of 13 My mother (God bless her soul) Was at a train crossing that both areas were being blocked by a few building that had Stuff on railroad property So her vison wasnt great to see if there was a oncomming train at the crossing. 10 mins eariler we crossed the street before the light were on but no trsin was there so she went the normal route home. She then crossed and a on-comming train hit and killed her. The tain master asked my dad if she tried to commit suicide. My dad being a Army Sergent Beat the shit out of him while still Knee deep in the blood of my mother.(he had to go throu the vehical to collect things an there was blood all over and got on his pants.)

*At the age of 13 I lost my Virginity to a girl down in Tennesee. She looked like a toothless Pam Anderson from Baywatch. I stayed with her for 2 nights of fucking in a tent on my Uncles farm near his pond. I also that weekend Expremented my first time with pot,Crack and hard Alcohol.

 *at 14 Was involved in my first car crash (Knock on wood any car wrecks I was ever in was never caused by me)  It separated my shoulder and broke my coller bone. Then got addicted to Viks and oxyies. which for the next 2 year the doctor didnt need to see me just kept giving me the pills. Then he caught on to what i was doing and cut me off and told my dad to send me to rehab. (which i colleted that summer. when i was almost 17)

*at 18 Brought My first car 1996 Ford Tarus.

*18 I was looking for a job after barly skating through school got a Job at a Nabisco plant as a cleaner.

*at 19 I was promoted to Cookie/Cracker mixer making 12 bucks a hour and they made me work almost 12 to 13 hour days every day(nice money on the weekends.)

*at 20 Made it to a high Position Baker Forced to work More hour and no days off (normaly you have to be 30 to get that job) Worked for almost a full year 12 hour days sometimes 14 hours. Cause of the hours i came addicted to Viks,Pot and Alchol again. Which on my day off a week before easter got a dui for trying to drive home from my Dealer high as a kite. I became a Internet Dj till i was 24 Pulling 700 listoner a time.

*at 21 I got My licenes back. To celibrate got a Desinated driver to drive me to clubs Ends Up she wasnt doing her promish. Later the earily morning Hour on Our way to a truck stop for Breakfast she took curves going at 125 mps in a turn for 25mph on a one lane road and fliped the car 7 times ejecting me from the back window and For some reason the car almost landed on me but when i woke up the car was 25 feet away from me the farmer said it was dark when the wreck happened but a Light came over the wreck where I was laying.

A month later was in a car where i seen a friend next to me violently die 

*at 22 Was feeling Sicker then normal Went into the Hospital they told me I might have cancer. I went weeks in the hottes summer of my life wearing 2 hoodies to keep warm. Later they fopund out it was my lypnoids acting up and they treated it. I though I was back to normal.

*23 met My love of my life and had a child.

*24 cancer came along again hate to talk about it.

*25 My second chils is born

*26 myy friend Allen was killed in a Atv accident (Murderd.)

*27 my third chils is born.

So i have a great life sofar.

FUCK Santa he doesnt exist and if he did I HATE HIM I never get what a I want EVER! And all I want is a Mexican Boyfriend wo takes me to Toco Bell and shit on my Chest.I cant forgive I cant forget ON How you raped me on a bet. !!You Fucked Up My Life Now more then Daddy did!! Its funny how one person FUCKS up your life ahahahha life is soo fUCkign funny not really EVERYONE IS LAUGHING I sucks dick i want to get away From Anal sex I want to fly away under the bridge and far away Cause I am Gay. FLOWERS ARE UGLY I HATE ICECREAM on my pussy GUYS ARE GIRLS !! INSIDE OUT!! UPSIDE DOWN Pass my candy ass around!! All around. We fall down Well not me no one susspects the nice little BITCH I AHTE EVERYONE but my daddy who cumms inside my eye socket !! GODs mad cuz if he was happy I would be happy again But then again I might get rapped by Jesus again or a homeless mexican who name is the same at Toco bell.but I done FUCKEde it up cause I wanted a relationship with him!! So I made a poem Just in time for I am a piece of Slime.

Twas the night before chritsmas and all through my pussy, My finger was siring looking for that mouse. I waited oh How I waited for Santa to arrive. This time he will suck my dick this time. Up on the roof Ill be a good little bitch cause my family is rich. Cant it be just for me Snait nick is here with his dick in my rear. He never stoped till it came out of my ear he said Never fear Ill get tits this year. Out it came out of my mouth just as I was about to raulph. He yelled Angie use your fingers in My ass. I did so fast with class i noticed something the same this year and it made me mad. It once again was my dad. He may have outsmarted me with his wits but this year once again I wont get tits. As i went to bed with cum still in my head My dad yelled MARRY christmas (cause thats how I say it Look at my blogs cause i am Angie111) As I went to sleep in my dreams I weeped. saw a bridge in my dream and took a Leap.

MARRY CHIRSTMAS TO ALL AND ALL A TOCO BELL NIGHT

I got to go watch my sister fuck the dirty mexican again  

I been having a problem here that a few others might have as well. I noticed out of the blue I can only see some of the avatars of people here and Including myself. The rest wont show up (thats including mine after I updated to my new one.). Does anyone else have this problem or am I missing a file that needs to be downloaded? 

So after almost 3 days with out being able to Tivo my shows I discovered alot. The outside is fucking cold,The paint on the walls dry quicker on one wall then the other, and I couldnt belive they let family matters contiuned on after season 2. Come on They had a little girl who now is in pornos dissapear while going upstairs. Just like how Richie Cuttingham's brother from Happy days Dissapeared after taking his basketball up stairs. Look it up in Google then you will see my point. Well today I started watching the Super Mario Cartoon series on dvd. Great shit there like Sargent Slaughter making a guest apperance and Nichole Eggberts from charles in charge(scott baio still the best 70's 80's star!) then they had Winnie Cooper from the wonder years.(which I got seasons 1-3 to start watching tomarrow)  All that action was on the first three eppisodes So I cant wait to see who else is showing up.

Then they show a clip from the zelda cartoon which must have been on only fridays insted of saterdays cause it said on the preveiw. Damn makes me feel old and young watching that shit on dvd. So the kids they love it they sit there glued to the tv like if it was spongebob or some shit like that. I then saw preveiws Of the Eletric company (shows how old I am LOL) Morgan freeman and Bill crosby they are the best. Then I seen on the net the complete series of H.R puffinstuff is comming out. Man I love the way they are doing old series on dvd. I am also gonna get the Freeks and Geeks dvd series tomarrow if the video store has them. Go to block buster they got all tv series the ones they rented out forsale so you can get the whole series or season for under 8 bucks so thats how I got my nice Csi collection:)

Then there is Angie111. Miss Drama epoints whore who is so madly inlove with AwfulJackass. She wrote to me How she loved him and she wanted to be Anal fucked in the back nine at his local chukie cheese or put putt back nine. I dont know why she keeps emailing me telling me to tell Awfuljackass how much she loves him and wants have little CAPSLOCK ON ALL THE TIME CHILDREN WITH HIM. Look Angie stop pretending you dont know me you been emailing love note to pass it on to him for a week so why say you dont know me? HE just inst that intoyou after you easily let him in your back door. If it was easy for him then I bet it dont take not locksmith to get in that tight keyhole. So Stop emailng me love nots to pass it along to him. What are you 12 and are we still in school? 

Well I am out of here Mario is calling me and so is bed. this is St38126....Good Day

What a awful move I just went through. My wife and I moved with our Kids to a new town 200 miles from where we lived. One thing I hate is when you have to get all the Shit turned back on for the new place. I called a week ahead and that was my first mistake. So the Phone company who instals my 10mbp Dsl line came 3 days early but left the modem and didnt turn the service on. So I have to wait till Thursday for them to come out and turn it back on so they are now charging me a service fee. I called there asses and they were like I see you have the date set for the 11th which was my first time I called for. Then se was like I see they came early and droped the modem off and didnt turn your service on. I was like yeah i wasnt here cause I wasnt fully packed and ready yet. She said they stoped there once for free I still have to pay a service call to get them to hook up my shit. I was pissed off and talked to a superviser about it and finnaly after 2 hours they droped the service fee.

So the cable company called saying dont forget about thursday hook up for the cable. Fine and dandy and they are brining the cable tivo boxes and the cable modem out the same day the other guy is comming with the phone/dsl lines. (yes starting next week I will have two internet connection but the cable on eis for my X-box 360. So Now I got a friend who let me use his wireless connection till thursday that the gods in heaven.

Now here the thing I havent had cable in almost a week. I was last here friday bitching about shit and came back sunday so I wasnt Really gone. BUt when I am not on the net the house is so quiet. I been feeding the void of no cable with dvd's of tv shows I got a while back to catch up on my 80's sicoms and shit. I been watching Knight rider season 1-2 and I have noticed a lot.

David Hassolhoff is a real cry baby bitch boy(watch season 1 White birds). Kit had a built in Atari and the mechanic was playing space cadet. Davids bullets from his gun must have been made from the A-team cause it missed the targets or it grazed the person. And how david keep telling people about Kitt I wouldnt say shit to give his secret away shit people might steal Kit and shit (which they did). And Kitts twin was funny as hell to.

Alf season One is always great did you know That the father on Alf is now a coke feine look it up.

Happy days season 1-3 stil the best

Mork and mindy the fucking Nanu Nanu Robin williams is great.

And Perfect strager Got to get them that is clasic.

Now I shared that with you I got Family Matters 1-whatever the whole series I think. Full house and threes a company to watch till thursday. And I got Plenty more on dvd I just cant talk about them all such little time here lol

There got to be a fucking line somewhere here. Seein people in coffins is one thing making Jokes about people dead,Dying, Or close to it is another But Leave the CHILDREN out of this. This is repulsive. The child had parents even if they were juggalos I dont fucking care i am a Juggalo I been down with the clown since 97 and beverly kills. I went to the gathering of the juggalos in 04 when the guy fell off the fucking cliff and died. I dont care what they were into there people here into country music,Rock and roll and other shit just cause they were Icp fans dont mean they all take drugs and cause they dress diffrent from you and other dont make them fucking less human. What if that was your child that died? Would you like to have your childs coffin displayed on the internet and poked fun at? FOr once in your fucking life be serious here and answer that question I know I just made people mad at me I dont care I am tired of seeing death,Hearing about death, and so on This is a child some one had that died A child that didnt have a chance like we did. If this was Jail and some one did something to a child that person would be targeted. but what about the dead child in the picture? Where their justice?  Yeah I flaged the pictures but the mod here dont see anything wrong with them I think they think a child in a coffin is funny to be listed as houmer. So I guess this is just a useless rant people will get away with posting pictures of childrens coffins. 

I wonder if they would get flagged or prasied if some one Post a decoposing picture of a baby with out a coffin?? How many epoints that would be.

I am steven Knowen as St3 And this is my Last Blog

Yeah Kinda thinking of something here. I posted a lot of stuff some shit some funny and some just good to look at. I posted two videos that got huge hits the webcamgirl who's daddy catches her doing a sexy dance and the Porno store one. This one called Fustration I posted the other day already for 605 hits. I was thinking Why isnt there mention of a FEATURE. 

I seen some questionable features on the site and other complain on how shitty they were or it was a Re-Posted feature. My question  is when are we gonna see some good quailty features up insted of re-post and questioable ones? I love this site to death It helps me out in my life (some people here knows whats wrong with me dont wanna get a pitty party started so ill leave it at that but it is life threatening.) I dont know I am probaly Rambeling again.

 See I may Type like a 5th grader but My Morals of defending my wife honor In frount of my children is something my dad once showed me. One dayMy mother who was a overweight person and she was 42 was in a shopping Store. She had bad Diabeties and she was sick over half of my life. One man a rude ass fucker came out of no where and Bumped into my Mother. She said She was sorry thinking it was her fault. Well it wasnt and the Guy LOL and told my mother if she wasnt so fat he would have not bumped into her. then while inline called her fatty and tub of lard and shit. My dad was in line with her and I was waiting in line to My father told me to go to the Car. I was mad I asked dad why do you let them say that shit to mom. He said Son you will see what will happen when we go outside. I went to the car but I was still a ear shot from the incident. My father and mother was walking out of the store She was in tears. The man threw a pack of hot dogs at her and called her a pig. My father being in the military turned to the man Asked him Nicely to Leave Us alone we didnt bother him or his friends. THe man said you have a Pig for a wife your nothing but a pigfucker. My father being as calm as he is all the time went up to the man and looked him in the eye and said. Sir you crossed the line in the store,you crossed the line here in the parking lot,and you crossed the line in frount of my child and I just cant let you get away with what you did. The man went to swing at my father.

My father ducked Grabed the guys arm and forced him to the ground. As on the ground he then with his knee kicked him in the face till his nose started to bleed. My father then told the man I will let you go If you appologize to my wife and then to my son for your rude treatment in the store the guy said to my father Fuck you I would never do that. The with his own hands he put presure on the guys wrist and elbow then I heard a pop noise and seen his arm in a messed up shape. Then he finnaly had my dad stand him up and he wanted to say he was sorry for what he did. Later on that man showed up to my house. I thought he was there to start a fight. His wife was with him and to find out his wife was my mom's best friend from high school. She came to say she was sorry for her husband. She told us that my drill sergent father broke the guys Nose,Blacked both eyes,and broke his arm in 3 places. Since that day i know the guy that dad did that to and he hasnt ever hit or slaped his wife or disrepected others. His wife said it was like he turned into a new man that day and still today he is a better man now from that day. But Later that night I asked my father why he did what he did. His words still echo in my head today. You need to know when to defend the ones you love. If I would have let that man walk all over your mother in frount of you today then that would have showed you it was ok to let other walk all over your moms feeling and it was ok to abuse women even if she was your mother. It is called respect son one day you will Understand it when it comes

So on Halloween I let my wife dress sexual but still in good taste. She was pregnat and she wanted to dress up as a sexy Nurse. She is 3 months into her last one. she held it really nice. When I heard what those guys said about her Yeah I didnt take there shit. I beat them up. But people here in the site said that just wrong to defend your wife or ladys honor. here a comment that was made.

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Ok How is that showing My children that they are going to be wife smackers? We teach our children not to hit women period. That is moraly wrong. I wasnt going to let people walk all over my wife. HOw in the fuck is beating a person down wrong when the were in the wrong in the first place? I say there is a lot of No respectful asshole who make comments like that cause the themselfs are disrespectful to women in there own lifes or dont have a woman in their lifes to understand the importance of defending your wife and your children. Please grow up a little more when it hapends to you I hope the words I am gonna say ehco all over you head.

When your wife or daugther gets disrespected in frount of you what are you going to do? Let it ride away or fight to show that you care? Dont be a fucking sissy and let other run over your lady or your daugther if you do then I feel sorry for you in the end cause if you dont defend the ones you love some one lese will and it wont be with you..

BTW i dont give to shake and a fuck or a GODDAMN about My spelling or Grammar in this Blog so say what you must if you feel that you are trying to show other your smarter then me and you only have to come here to be a fucking English professor when your life is just as fucked up as others. Nobody in the world is fucking perfect except for God and Jesus.