White_Chocolate on eBaums World http://www.ebaumsworld.com/White_Chocolate Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by White_Chocolate en-us Mon, 28 May 2012 03:13:55 -0400 Mon, 28 May 2012 03:13:55 -0400 82466819 Wed, 18 Apr 2012 15:03:38 -0400 [Blog] Torture Added: 2012-04-18 15:03:38

White_Chocolate : i just came up with a really good torture idea,
u should sell the idea for cash to the government



Rivera: OK i love torture
what's your idea

 


White_Chocolate: ok, u get a poisonous catterpillar, and u put it on someones dick, and u make it bite their dick



Rivera:that is stupid the point of tortue isn't to kill them

 


White_Chocolate:well i think its a good idea

 


Rivera:I have a better one

 


White_Chocolate:u get a little fucker like thishttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NDcTbOyfDBE/SqVn4lmXj8I/AAAAAAAAAN0/-ZZlhF-npK0/s400/woolybear.jpg and u make him bite the bastards dick



Rivera:NO MY TURN ok you tie the person down to a chair where they can see their legs and you smash their feet with a sledge hammer over and over until their feet explode and all the bones sploodge out



White_Chocolate:thats an ok idea but i think you should put poisoines catterpillars on their legs too

 


Rivera: poinson isnt good because the point of torture is to gain information

 


White_Chocolate:cause then when u smash their feet and stuff, the catteripllar poision will get on their legs and burn their skin off cause ull smash the catterpillars

 


Rivera:ok i have another idea we go to a 3rd world country and pay villagers to ejaculate into a giant tub and they will do it because they need money and when we have enough

 


White_Chocolate:and we make a nuke, that when the nuke explodes it launches poisonous catterpillars everywhere and they kill all the poor people

 


Rivera:we'll lock the torture victim inside the tub, and they will have to drink their way out, or tell us the info



White_Chocolate:thats a good idea, because the sperm would be AIDS filled

 


Rivera:yeah so they better tell us and if they are women it will be even crazier

 


White_Chocolate:  or else theyll get aids and die, and then we can feed their dead body to catterpillars



Rivera:because we will add JETS, like in hottubs


and if they dont tell us we will turn the jets on, and she might get pregnant



White_Chocolate: yeah and then the baby will have aids, and the aids will go into her body and kill her and the baby will eat her insides

 


Rivera:yeah



]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82466819/ Torture <p><span>White_Chocolate : i just came up with a really good torture idea,<br /> u should sell the idea for cash to the government</span></p><p><span><br /></span></p><p><span> <br /> Rivera: OK i love torture<br /> what's your idea</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate: ok, u get a poisonous catterpillar, and u put it on someones dick, and u make it bite their dick</span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:that is stupid the point of tortue isn't to kill them</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:well i think its a good idea</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:I have a better one</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:u get a little fucker like thishttp://1.bp.blogspot.com/_NDcTbOyfDBE/SqVn4lmXj8I/AAAAAAAAAN0/-ZZlhF-npK0/s400/woolybear.jpg and u make him bite the bastards dick</span></p><p><span> <br /></span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:NO MY TURN ok you tie the person down to a chair where they can see their legs and you smash their feet with a sledge hammer over and over until their feet explode and all the bones sploodge out</span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:thats an ok idea but i think you should put poisoines catterpillars on their legs too</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera: poinson isnt good because the point of torture is to gain information</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:cause then when u smash their feet and stuff, the catteripllar poision will get on their legs and burn their skin off cause ull smash the catterpillars</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:ok i have another idea we go to a 3rd world country and pay villagers to ejaculate into a giant tub and they will do it because they need money and when we have enough</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:and we make a nuke, that when the nuke explodes it launches poisonous catterpillars everywhere and they kill all the poor people </span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:we'll lock the torture victim inside the tub, and they will have to drink their way out, or tell us the info</span></p><p><br /><span></span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:thats a good idea, because the sperm would be AIDS filled</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:yeah so they better tell us and if they are women it will be even crazier</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>White_Chocolate:  or else theyll get aids and die, and then we can feed their dead body to catterpillars</span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p><p><span><br /></span></p><p><span>Rivera:because we will add JETS, like in hottubs</span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>and if they dont tell us we will turn the jets on, and she might get pregnant</span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span><br /></span></p><p><span>White_Chocolate: yeah and then the baby will have aids, and the aids will go into her body and kill her and the baby will eat her insides</span></p> <p><span> </span></p><p><span><br /></span></p> <p><span>Rivera:yeah<br /><br /><br /></span><span></span></p> <br /><span></span><span></span> 82391460 Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:59:30 -0400 [Blog] Blow Me Added: 2012-03-19 11:59:30
You faggots are complaining about how the blog section sucks dick like a tawainese tranny hooker.

Well you're right, that's obviously because i stopped blogging.

Let's face it , people read my blogs because im like the dos equis guy, except more interesting.

You're probably still reading this wondering when it'll get good, it wont.

Roses are red, so is my dick, 5 star this blog, you prick.




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]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82391460/ Blow Me You faggots are complaining about how the blog section sucks dick like a tawainese tranny hooker.<br /><br />Well you're right, that's obviously because i stopped blogging.<br /><br />Let's face it , people read my blogs because im like the dos equis guy, except more interesting.<br /><br />You're probably still reading this wondering when it'll get good, it wont. <br /><br />Roses are red, so is my dick, 5 star this blog, you prick.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.owl-pictures.com/eastern_screech_owl.jpg" alt="eastern_screech_owl.jpg" /><br /> 82068731 Fri, 02 Dec 2011 10:59:18 -0500 [Blog] Short Story Fiction Added: 2011-12-02 10:59:18
See that exact title?


That's the view boost title.


You're welcome.



Anyways i heard some fag was flagging blogs again, no surprise that it's probably rednote, but i mean what else are you supposed to do when you sit at home all day jerking your soldier to gay pr0n.


Have fun view boosting scrubs.


Eat my salad .



Fuck bitches get ebones.


I love pepperpeanut <3 he's the cutest owl i know.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82068731/ Short Story Fiction See that exact title?<br /><br /><br />That's the view boost title.<br /><br /><br />You're welcome.<br /><br /><br /><br />Anyways i heard some fag was flagging blogs again, no surprise that it's probably rednote, but i mean what else are you supposed to do when you sit at home all day jerking your soldier to gay pr0n.<br /><br /><br />Have fun view boosting scrubs.<br /><br /><br />Eat my salad .<br /><br /><br /><br />Fuck bitches get ebones.<br /><br /><br />I love pepperpeanut &lt;3 he's the cutest owl i know.<br /> 82066204 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 20:53:36 -0500 [Blog] Short Story Fiction Non-Fiction Added: 2011-12-01 20:53:36
Watch the view count.


Im a fucking genius.



Ebaums easter egg, also make the title of your blog "do a barrel roll" and it will spin.


Pepper doesn't think this is an issue.


It is.


Just look at the fucking views.


LOOK AT THEM!


FUCK BITCHES GET EBONES

This has been another short story with white chocolate, thank you for viewing and spending your time reading.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82066204/ Short Story Fiction Non-Fiction Watch the view count.<br /><br /><br />Im a fucking genius.<br /><br /><br /><br />Ebaums easter egg, also make the title of your blog "do a barrel roll" and it will spin.<br /><br /><br />Pepper doesn't think this is an issue.<br /><br /><br />It is.<br /><br /><br />Just look at the fucking views.<br /><br /><br />LOOK AT THEM!<br /><br /><br />FUCK BITCHES GET EBONES<br /><br />This has been another short story with white chocolate, thank you for viewing and spending your time reading.<br /> 82065143 Thu, 01 Dec 2011 15:18:09 -0500 [Blog] Short Story Fiction Added: 2011-12-01 15:18:09
This is a short story about a lot of views.


One day people wrote blogs called short story and these blogs seemed to get a lot of views and no one knows why.


I know why.


It's the matrix, we're all stuck in a fake computer world with subliminal blogging secrets.


This is an ebaumsworld blog super secret easter egg, just put the word short story in the title and watch the fucking view count.


Suck my dick.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82065143/ Short Story Fiction This is a short story about a lot of views.<br /><br /><br />One day people wrote blogs called short story and these blogs seemed to get a lot of views and no one knows why.<br /><br /><br />I know why.<br /><br /><br />It's the matrix, we're all stuck in a fake computer world with subliminal blogging secrets.<br /><br /><br />This is an ebaumsworld blog super secret easter egg, just put the word short story in the title and watch the fucking view count.<br /><br /><br />Suck my dick.<br /> 81922934 Thu, 13 Oct 2011 10:33:17 -0400 [Blog] Statistics Say Most Of You Will Read This Added: 2011-10-13 10:33:17
It really doesn't matter what i write, you're all very interested in me and i really don't blame you.



I'm a genuinely nifty person.



I write a lot of things and most of them don't make sense all the time 90 percent of the time.


But some of you think some shit i write is funny, i really disagree, i'm trying to be serious in every single blog.




I have a nice beard, a really nice beard. Really dirty looking too.



Sometimes having a beard sucks because i'm just walking around downtown and people will just give me money, i don't even have to ask for it they just assume im homeless. The worst part about my beard is that ive actually had homeless people give me spare change. The homeless people have told me to take a shower and shave. That's how you know you have a classy beard.



My beard is so long that pepper peanuts family of owls often nests in it.



My beard is so long that i laid it on the ground in front of gandalf and told him that he shall not pass.


My beard is so dirty that local hookers won't even touch it.



My beard is so ill that it makes cancer jealous.



My beard is so thick that even black women envy it.



My beard.
 ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81922934/ Statistics Say Most Of You Will Read This <span style="font-weight:bold;">It really doesn't matter what i write, you're all very interested in me and i really don't blame you.<br /><br /><br /><br />I'm a genuinely nifty person.<br /><br /><br /><br />I write a lot of things and most of them don't make sense all the time 90 percent of the time.<br /><br /><br />But some of you think some shit i write is funny, i really disagree, i'm trying to be serious in every single blog.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />I have a nice beard, a really nice beard. Really dirty looking too.<br /><br /><br /><br />Sometimes having a beard sucks because i'm just walking around downtown and people will just give me money, i don't even have to ask for it they just assume im homeless. The worst part about my beard is that ive actually had homeless people give me spare change. The homeless people have told me to take a shower and shave. That's how you know you have a classy beard.<br /><br /><br /><br />My beard is so long that pepper peanuts family of owls often nests in it.<br /><br /><br /><br />My beard is so long that i laid it on the ground in front of gandalf and told him that he shall not pass.<br /><br /><br />My beard is so dirty that local hookers won't even touch it.<br /><br /><br /><br />My beard is so ill that it makes cancer jealous.<br /><br /><br /><br />My beard is so thick that even black women envy it.<br /><br /><br /><br />My beard.<br /></span> 81852896 Sun, 18 Sep 2011 16:42:01 -0400 [Blog] Holla at me Added: 2011-09-18 16:42:01
Yeah i'm a big deal.


I know it too.


While most of you fags are sitting at home all day like i do, writing your gay old blogs, im doing similar things except not as gay because im fucking awesome.

The blog section has been especially gay, which isn't surprising because it always has been.


I know most of you are probably wondering " why refrash white_chocolate? , what's so special about him?"


I'll tell you whats so special about me, owls and my beard.



I'm a living legend.


A fucking myth.


Come at me bro.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81852896/ Holla at me <span style="font-weight:bold;">Yeah i'm a big deal. </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">I know it too.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">While most of you fags are sitting at home all day like i do, writing your gay old blogs, im doing similar things except not as gay because im fucking awesome.</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">The blog section has been especially gay, which isn't surprising because it always has been.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">I know most of you are probably wondering " why refrash white_chocolate? , what's so special about him?" </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">I'll tell you whats so special about me, owls and my beard.</span><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">I'm a living legend. </span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">A fucking myth.</span><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight:bold;">Come at me bro.</span><br /><br /> 81701461 Wed, 27 Jul 2011 15:58:37 -0400 [Blog] Hood Lyfe Added: 2011-07-27 15:58:37
Dis da storee of eva sinze i was a litte bwoi.
Dis is how a hood nigguh made it big in the wizznurld.



U c i was razed in da streetz, h-o double dizzle since bizzirth. Yall know wa im sayin ? BRAP BRAP


Yall c i waz deelin sinze i was jus a yung thug.

Deelin out that mary j uana, at the tenda age of 3 yizzless, wooord, reppin the east cizzoast, yall know wha im saayyin.


Anywayz i got my ass busted when i was just a yung soldia deelin some of dat herb to one uh my main nigguhs, the po po came and bus'sed my ass.

I was fo yea's old.


So ee-n-ways i was in da slamma wen i met ma main homie , C-ompton.

That nigguh dope as fuk, he fo yeas old too, and he caught for deelin that suga to some uh the hood nigguhs.

So we'z decided we was g'on macke it big in da rap instrusty.

C-ompton layde down sum fresh beetz and i wud friiistyle bout hood lyfe and wut it means ta bee a thug.

He's a lil sumtin i wroted whyle i was doin dat time.

" Hood nigguhs , bitch nigguhs, fuck nigguhs, yeah brap brap rep rep , yall know it.

mary-jane, cocaine, on that meth un feta mineee. yeaaa hood lifee. brap brap"

Dat was da best single i eva wroten myselve. 


ee-n-ways , if yall wunt me write anofa story i culd macke dat happen but rite nao i got some rekord deal nigguhs to meat, yall know what im sayin. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81701461/ Hood Lyfe <b>Dis da storee of eva sinze i was a litte bwoi.</b><b><br /></b><b>Dis is how a hood nigguh made it big in the wizznurld.<br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>U c i was razed in da streetz, h-o double dizzle since bizzirth. Yall know wa im sayin ? BRAP BRAP</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Yall c i waz deelin sinze i was jus a yung thug.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Deelin out that mary j uana, at the tenda age of 3 yizzless, wooord, reppin the east cizzoast, yall know wha im saayyin.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Anywayz i got my ass busted when i was just a yung soldia deelin some of dat herb to one uh my main nigguhs, the po po came and bus'sed my ass.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>I was fo yea's old.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>So ee-n-ways i was in da slamma wen i met ma main homie , C-ompton.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>That nigguh dope as fuk, he fo yeas old too, and he caught for deelin that suga to some uh the hood nigguhs.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>So we'z decided we was g'on macke it big in da rap instrusty.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>C-ompton layde down sum fresh beetz and i wud friiistyle bout hood lyfe and wut it means ta bee a thug.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>He's a lil sumtin i wroted whyle i was doin dat time.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>" Hood nigguhs , bitch nigguhs, fuck nigguhs, yeah brap brap rep rep , yall know it.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>mary-jane, cocaine, on that meth un feta mineee. yeaaa hood lifee. brap brap"</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Dat was da best single i eva wroten myselve. </b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>ee-n-ways , if yall wunt me write anofa story i culd macke dat happen but rite nao i got some rekord deal nigguhs to meat, yall know what im sayin.</b> 81657505 Wed, 13 Jul 2011 17:53:21 -0400 [Blog] The Day The Shit Bloggers Left Added: 2011-07-13 17:53:21
It was an ordinary day just like any other day, except it was different than any other day.

I woke up , the red breasted robins were carrying out a jolly tune, and it really fucking pissed me off because i hate when birds open their god damn beak things.

I arose from my kingdom commonly known as my bed, to go eat, because i was fucking hungry. So i went down stairs gotta get my bowl, gotta have myself some fucking cereal.

Anyways.

Later i log on to ebaums and someone said " Hey , you know all those shit butthurt bloggers that whine about anything and get really butthurt by anything someone writes, such as the blog you will write in the future titled " The day the shit bloggers left"" , well they made their own gay website where they can talk about things that matter to them."

Things such as

Meth/Crack addictions

" I play music, I have an imaginary boyfriend, I'm gay" ...etc...

That was the day the shit bloggers left, that was a good day.

PS: If you blog on that other gay new site.

FUCK YOU FAGGOT


 ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81657505/ The Day The Shit Bloggers Left <b>It was an ordinary day just like any other day, except it was different than any other day.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>I woke up , the red breasted robins were carrying out a jolly tune, and it really fucking pissed me off because i hate when birds open their god damn beak things.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>I arose from my kingdom commonly known as my bed, to go eat, because i was fucking hungry. So i went down stairs gotta get my bowl, gotta have myself some fucking cereal.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Anyways.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Later i log on to ebaums and someone said " Hey , you know all those shit butthurt bloggers that whine about anything and get really butthurt by anything someone writes, such as the blog you will write in the future titled " The day the shit bloggers left"" , well they made their own gay website where they can talk about things that matter to them."</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Things such as</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Meth/Crack addictions</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>" I play music, I have an imaginary boyfriend, I'm gay" ...etc...</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>That was the day the shit bloggers left, that was a good day.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>PS: If you blog on that other gay new site.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>FUCK YOU FAGGOT</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b> 81599410 Sat, 18 Jun 2011 14:35:37 -0400 [Blog] What Some Of The eBaums Mods Look Like. Added: 2011-06-18 14:35:37
This is how i see some of the ebaums staff. 


This is what i think they look like.


First off we'll start with "The one" Jfetus.
Im pretty sure he's a big deal or some shit.
So since he's the one and he rules them all...

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Im assuming he's not actually a person but a ring worn by anyone.
Secondly we'll take a look at my father frank or e2therock.

Someone told me he looked like harry potter , i think he hates me because he called me a stalker once.
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Third we'll have a look at Macdreidel.


Assuming he's a wigger because of all his Fresh uploads we can assume the picture below is most likely him.

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This next guy says he's a genius, but he works with pepperpeanut so that's highly unlikely.


He's nice though, one time he told me i would be remodded, that never happened but he still gave me hope.


So if he really is a "genius' this is probably what he looks like.
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A lot of you won't know this but this next user is actually pepperpeanuts girlfriend, she works with him and gives him a hand on the job.
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Now i respect Dread08 because he could probably kill me, so i wont make fun of him too much with the picture.


But im assuming he doesn't afraid of anything and would be intimidating as FUCK.

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If you faggots dont know thats a honey badger, it can fuck you up


The next one is of a person we all love and want to make love to. (Unless that's just me)


He's a loveable, kind, warm person that sells things and bans people too.

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The next person basically uploaded the entire site of ebaums, he started off in live chat and quickly became the nucleus of ebaums.

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At least this ones not broken.



This next guy 99% of you won't recognize, he was a mod for a while and a good contributer until he died.
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And finally the biggest fucking idiot on ebaums.



You blog section people love him , no one else does, it's the man who deletes your shit, the one the only...


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Thats right ladies and gentlemen he's a fucking owl.
 ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81599410/ What Some Of The eBaums Mods Look Like. <b>This is how i see some of the ebaums staff. </b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>This is what i think they look like.</b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>First off we'll start with "The one" Jfetus.</b><b><br /></b><b>Im pretty sure he's a big deal or some shit.</b><b><br /></b><b>So since he's the one and he rules them all...</b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291485.jpg" alt="8291485.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Im assuming he's not actually a person but a ring worn by anyone.</b><b><br /></b><b>Secondly we'll take a look at my father frank or e2therock.</b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b>Someone told me he looked like harry potter , i think he hates me because he called me a stalker once.</b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291465.jpg" alt="8291465.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Third we'll have a look at Macdreidel.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Assuming he's a wigger because of all his Fresh uploads we can assume the picture below is most likely him.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291601.jpg" alt="8291601.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>This next guy says he's a genius, but he works with pepperpeanut so that's highly unlikely.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>He's nice though, one time he told me i would be remodded, that never happened but he still gave me hope.<br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>So if he really is a "genius' this is probably what he looks like.</b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291937.jpg" alt="8291937.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>A lot of you won't know this but this next user is actually pepperpeanuts girlfriend, she works with him and gives him a hand on the job.</b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8292004.jpg" alt="8292004.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Now i respect Dread08 because he could probably kill me, so i wont make fun of him too much with the picture.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>But im assuming he doesn't afraid of anything and would be intimidating as FUCK.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291619.jpg" alt="8291619.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>If you faggots dont know thats a honey badger, it can fuck you up</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>The next one is of a person we all love and want to make love to. (Unless that's just me)</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>He's a loveable, kind, warm person that sells things and bans people too.</b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291649.jpg" alt="8291649.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>The next person basically uploaded the entire site of ebaums, he started off in live chat and quickly became the nucleus of ebaums.</b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291799.jpg" alt="8291799.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>At least this ones not broken.</b><b></b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>This next guy 99% of you won't recognize, he was a mod for a while and a good contributer until he died.</b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291964.jpg" alt="8291964.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>And finally the biggest fucking idiot on ebaums.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>You blog section people love him , no one else does, it's the man who deletes your shit, the one the only...</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://static.images.memegenerator.net/Instances400/7/8097/8291765.jpg" alt="8291765.jpg" /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Thats right ladies and gentlemen he's a fucking owl.</b><b><br /></b> 81584062 Sun, 12 Jun 2011 18:47:14 -0400 [Blog] Blog Section Added: 2011-06-12 18:47:14
See the blog section is special, special ed that is.

I think of the blog section as one big retarded child. 


And pepperpeanut nurtures and cares for that child.

But how can owls care for children?

And why do owls delete my blogs?

I write poems i dont spam.

Delete shitty blogs like tyaeda and rednote but my blogs are gold,
Im sure you all agree.

Anyways stop hating on him because pepperpeanut is not a real person, your parents just tell you that, he's make belief, hes in our hearts.

Hoot Hoot. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81584062/ Blog Section <b>See the blog section is special, special ed that is.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>I think of the blog section as one big retarded child. </b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>And pepperpeanut nurtures and cares for that child.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>But how can owls care for children?</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>And why do owls delete my blogs?</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>I write poems i dont spam.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Delete shitty blogs like tyaeda and rednote but my blogs are gold,</b><b><br /></b><b>Im sure you all agree.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Anyways stop hating on him because pepperpeanut is not a real person, your parents just tell you that, he's make belief, hes in our hearts.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>Hoot Hoot.</b> 81576866 Thu, 09 Jun 2011 08:17:15 -0400 [Blog] Hoot Hoot Added: 2011-06-09 08:17:15
( No Spamo) 

This is not spam, there is a poem underneath it.


Hoot Hoot Hoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot Hoot

Goes the owl,


in the midnight breeze


as it nests in one of North Americas, nice pine trees.

hoot hoot owl,

hoot hoot.


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" The fuck you lookin at boi?" ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81576866/ Hoot Hoot <b>( No Spamo) </b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>This is not spam, there is a poem underneath it.</b><br /><br /><br />Hoot Hoot Hoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot HootHoot Hoot<br /><br /><b>Goes the owl,</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>in the midnight breeze</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>as it nests in one of North Americas, nice pine trees.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>hoot hoot owl,</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b>hoot hoot.</b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><br /></b><b><img src="http://www.ohio-nature.com/image-files/screech-owl-lg.jpg" alt="screech-owl-lg.jpg" /></b><br /><br /><br /><b><u>" The fuck you lookin at boi?"</u></b> 81571628 Tue, 07 Jun 2011 10:26:24 -0400 [Blog] I don't troll Added: 2011-06-07 10:26:24
I don't troll i owl




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I hope you all thoroughly enjoyed these pictures. Please feel free to flag this blog, but i know that no one will delete it. You know why no one will delete this? Because look at those fucking pictures. do you know what those are? Those are fucking owls. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81571628/ I don't troll I don't troll i owl<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://images.wikia.com/guardiansofgahoole/images/4/4f/Barn_owl_close.jpg" alt="Barn_owl_close.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.owl-pictures.com/spotted-owl-photo.jpg" alt="spotted-owl-photo.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lid9wavFDB1qeuqy6o1_400.jpg" alt="tumblr_lid9wavFDB1qeuqy6o1_400.jpg" /><br /><br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.bbc.co.uk/tees/content/images/2008/01/10/european_owl_1_467x313.jpg" alt="european_owl_1_467x313.jpg" /><br /><br />I hope you all thoroughly enjoyed these pictures. Please feel free to flag this blog, but i know that no one will delete it. You know why no one will delete this? Because look at those fucking pictures. do you know what those are? Those are fucking owls. 81553926 Mon, 30 May 2011 11:06:40 -0400 [Blog] Owls Added: 2011-05-30 11:06:40
As many of you know owls exist. 
I wanted to take the time to educate you folks on owls and the many species of owls.

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This little critter here is a barred owl, it is called barred owl because it is often found in your towns local bars getting hammered. This fine specimens diet consists of alcohol and mice.

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This little fella is called a puerto rican screech owl. often distinguished by its typical puerto rican laziness/lack of job. It is often heard screeching in the nights in puerto rico, which is why they call this el murado, the mythical flying demon.

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This is a snowy owl, they are a real pain in the ass when playing on snow maps. These owls use their natural camo to hide, without ghillie suits most of the time either. They are often found camping in the back of the map racking up giant kill streaks.

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This marvelous creature is known as the great horned owl. Often it is easy to pick this guy out of a crowd due to his devil like horns. Strangely this owl is not named the great horned owl because of it's horns but rather due to its sex drive, the scientist who named this owl misspelled the original name "The great-horny owl".
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And finally this owl, this owl is known for it's immense homosexuality and deletion of blogs.




]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81553926/ Owls As many of you know owls exist. <br />I wanted to take the time to educate you folks on owls and the many species of owls.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.factzoo.com/sites/all/img/birds/owls/barred-owl.jpg" alt="barred-owl.jpg" /><br /><br />This little critter here is a barred owl, it is called <b>bar</b>red owl because it is often found in your towns local bars getting hammered. This fine specimens diet consists of alcohol and mice.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.digitalmediatree.com/library/image/88/pr_screech_owl.jpg" alt="pr_screech_owl.jpg" /><br /><br />This little fella is called a puerto rican screech owl. often distinguished by its typical puerto rican laziness/lack of job. It is often heard screeching in the nights in puerto rico, which is why they call this el murado, the mythical flying demon.<br /><br /><img src="http://www.romantic-chateau.com/images/krasna_lipa_snowy_owl_barrow.jpg" alt="krasna_lipa_snowy_owl_barrow.jpg" /><br /><br />This is a snowy owl, they are a real pain in the ass when playing on snow maps. These owls use their natural camo to hide, without ghillie suits most of the time either. They are often found camping in the back of the map racking up giant kill streaks.<br /><br /><img src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_AoS9kfI89Q4/TT1dW45tL5I/AAAAAAAAAhI/B5-gH3x7fqE/s1600/Great+Horned+Owl.jpg" alt="Great+Horned+Owl.jpg" /><br /><br />This marvelous creature is known as the great horned owl. Often it is easy to pick this guy out of a crowd due to his devil like horns. Strangely this owl is not named the great horned owl because of it's horns but rather due to its sex drive, the scientist who named this owl misspelled the original name "The great-horny owl".<br /><img src="http://bacon.meebo.com/gbi?p=jabber&amp;u=pepperpeanut%40meebo.org&amp;c=&amp;s=VETI18gKDLXfkNpIR_eGiA%3D%3D" alt="gbi?p=jabber&amp;u=pepperpeanut%40meebo.org&amp;" /><br />And finally this owl, this owl is known for it's immense homosexuality and deletion of blogs.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> 81531632 Sat, 21 May 2011 16:38:03 -0400 [Blog] Why Harold Camping Is The Dumbest Fuck Added: 2011-05-21 16:38:03
1) He's an OLD FUCK.

2) He's retarded

3) Wrong again you stupid fucker, stop predicting shit.

4) If the world were to end hed be the one getting satans pitchfork shoved up his ass.

5) He shit his depends so he got pissed off and told everyone the world was going to end.

Today i make my own prediction, i predict that harold the fuckhead will die pretty fucking soon, look at this old fuck, he looks like satan reincarnated.


harold%20camping.jpg ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81531632/ Why Harold Camping Is The Dumbest Fuck 1) He's an OLD FUCK.<br /><br />2) He's retarded<br /><br />3) Wrong again you stupid fucker, stop predicting shit.<br /><br />4) If the world were to end hed be the one getting satans pitchfork shoved up his ass.<br /><br />5) He shit his depends so he got pissed off and told everyone the world was going to end.<br /><br />Today i make my own prediction, i predict that harold the fuckhead will die pretty fucking soon, look at this old fuck, he looks like satan reincarnated.<br /><br /><br /><img src="http://www.endoftheworld2012.net/harold%20camping.jpg" alt="harold%20camping.jpg" />