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So, today I had to work at 9 a.m. until 6 p.m. and my fiance had to work from 3 p.m. until 9 p.m., which means we needed a babysitter until I got off. We have a 2 1/2 year old daughter, who is very smart mind you, and sometimes it is hard to find a babysitter. We, well my finance, has these two friends who love Kaydence to love death and usually watch her. The problem is, I don't really care for them; and here is why:

1. They are Christians.

2. They are vegetarians.

3. They don't cuss, smoke, drink, fuck, etc.

4. One of them is 16. and is a really big drama queen. Everything is about her all the time. Fucking annoying.

5. The other is 26. Not so much a drama queen, but annoying nonetheless. She also weighs about 290-300lbs. The 16 year old is also rather large.

6. They eat fast food ALL THE TIME. If eating fast food and being fat were an Olympic sport, they'd win every year. No joke.

With all that said, when I get home from a long day's work, I want no one here and a clean house. Never happens.

Usually when they babysit, fast food garbage is everywhere, soda cans that I bought are half empty, toys everywhere, t.v. super loud, and my computer is on. My computer is not to be fucking touched!!!

Tonight my fiance got off early so we were both home around 7:00. I am tired, hungry and horny. Needless to say, I don't want anyone else here but "My Trio" as I like to call  it.

The aforementioned two people like to stay all hours of the fucking night. I throw hints out like, "Hey fucking leave!" It does'nt work. Like tonight, I get home and leave for about 20 minutes. I got back they are still here. I took a 30 minute shower. Still here. Smoked 3 packs of cigarettes. Still here. I say to myself, "Are you fucking kidding me?!"

So I ask all of you, what would you do in this situation? What would you say to not ruin the whole babysitter thing?

It makes me so mad. I have a really bad smart ass kind of atitude and don't want to say something to jeopardize the realtionship between them and my fiancee.

ARGHHH!!!

I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so
much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have
never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into
bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel
like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me
to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look
by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in
the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with
her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big
unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on
several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to
take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to
compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We
went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond
earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was
one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because
she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play
tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey."
She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement.
Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel
like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled
WHAT?"

I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're
just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy
your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she
was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and
not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either.