A baby in Oklahoma is dead after being attacked by a Labrador retriever puppy.

Police say the baby was mauled by the Labrador at the boy's home when he was left unattended in a swing by the dog.

Authorities also say that the child's 17-year-old mother was so distraught that she had to be hospitalized.

The baby was killed at the scene, and the dog was put down.

The child's body was taken to the Medical Examiner's office. Cops say they will forward their investigation to the district attorney to determine whether criminal charges are warranted.

The dog will likely be put to sleep.

The Cowboy Whisperer
Cowboy: 'That your dog?'
Indian: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'Mind if I speak to him?'
Indian: 'Dog no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey dog, how's it going?'
Dog: 'Doin' all right.'
Indian: (Look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this Indian your owner?' (Pointing at the Indian)
Dog: 'Yep.'
Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Dog: 'Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food and takes me to the lake once a week to play.'
Indian: (Look of total disbelief)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your horse?'
Indian: 'Horse no talk.'
Cowboy: 'Hey horse, how's it going?'
Horse: 'Cool.'
Indian: (Extreme look of shock!)
Cowboy: 'Is this your owner?' (Pointing to the Indian)
Horse: 'Yep.' Cowboy: 'How's he treating you?'
Horse: 'Pretty good, thanks for asking, he rides me, brushes me down often and keeps me in a lean-to to protect me from the weather.
Indian: (Look of total amazement)
Cowboy: 'Mind if I talk to your sheep?'
Indian: 'Sheep lie'

Okay so this is for the blog story contest..

I thought for a while and could not think of anything to write about, then I had the idea too write about the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to me I hope you enjoy!

Okay so anyone who lives in Canada that's reading this will know what Canada's wonderland is in Toronto Ontario, for those of you who don't it's Canada's equivalent of 6 flags Darien lake but substantially smaller. Okay so in the water park theres this slide called the black tube or something stupid like that, I don't know why they called it that considering its a florescent pink slide. Okay so it's one of those ones you have to be in a tube to ride the only thing is I was way to small for the tube but they let me on any ways. I sat in the tube and my but sank right down to the bottom. So I'm already deathly afraid of water slides I have no idea why I was here. There supposed to check these things for nails or sharp things sticking up apparently? right?. Wrong for some reason they didn't. I was about halfway down the slide when I snagged on something sharp it stopped me for a second. once I started to go again I looked down and notice I was completely in the buff..... embarrassing right? especially for a 14 year old stud whose body is like a magnet for the ladies eyes like myself... just kidding. Any ways I made it to the bottom and was trying to hide the fact that I was naked by standing in the pool and refusing too get out. Well the lifeguard didn't like that and started yelling at me to move so the next person could go. I shook my head in embarrassment. By now a crowd had gathered around the pool. A large crowed. Bad time for everyone to decide to go to this ride right? ha ha any ways back to the life guard she phoned security to come and remove me from the pool, I was pretty much frozen in embarrassment. Finally I worked up enough courage to tell the life guard I had lost my shorts on the ride. She giggled and said it wasn't that big a deal she would grab me a towel. NOT THAT BIG A DEAL? Easy for her she wasn't standing bottomless in waist deep water in front of hundreds of people. After 5 minutes they retrieved my ripped shorts from the slide but they where unwearable so I had to walk threw the water park in my underpants and a towel with thousands of people staring at me. Needless to say I never went back to Canada's Wonderland again.

Today is my birthday, i turn 19 and aparently it is a lucky day for chinesse people. today people in china are getting married and everything today in hopes of good luck, and aparently having an 8 in your birthday anywhere is lucky and i have three today. (: So i went out and bought a lottery ticket that i won 230$. lucky me so i bought a lotto 6/49 ticket for tonights draw and hopfully i get lucky on that (:.

     Hey, I know theres alot of jackasses out there who will comment on this but I was just wondering what all you educated politicaly involved people out there thought about the ellection so far. (:
     My fears are that we have all three elected offices filled by liberals bent on raising taxes, passing marriage rights for gays and allowing for the further withdrawal of troops from Iraq as well as nominating liberals to the Supreme Court.
      For any one who comes here posting stupid comments that no one cares about, this is a place for educated people to have grown up discusions not you little pricks. (: Go ahead and comment on my bad grammer as well see if i give a fuck.

ok so i live in a old subdivision with my girlfriend the homes are all extremly small (there old war homes) but they have large propertys. I am 18 and work at a skateshop while im off college making 13 $ an hour and it's all i can afford. I was asked by my neighbour to come over and help dig up this area for his pool. (he had the idiotic idea of burying his above ground pool in the ground). when i got there, there was an area roped off that was partialy dug up. my first thought was that it looked like they were digging for fossels like those archaeologist's. So we got to work we dug for about an hour and we hadn't gotten very far at all when i partialy dug up what looked like a blanket. stupid me decides to yank at to pull it out but it's lodged in there pretty good so we pry it out with a shovel and out pops a dead dog. it seems i uncovered a dog bed not a blanket. I emediatly washed my hands alittle groused out we buryied it some place else on his property cause we did not want to be looking at teh remains of that ugly little rotting thing. after about the second hour of work i went back to my house to check on the wife and 3 year old son. I had lunch drank some water and told my wife about what happend. she scremed in terror and asked if i washed my hands. of course i washed my fucking hands. so i went back to work. when i got there i saw the remains of 3 more dogs lyieng on his grass the site of it made me gag. we burryied them hopeing it would be the last. then hopped back into the now waist deep hole. (btw the way the dogs where all little rat looking things so you can eliminate your thoughts of it being some dog fighting shit like that Mike Vick douche). anyways by the end of the day we ended up digging up six dogs. it was the grousest experience of my life the closest thing ive seen to dead befor this was road kill. curiouse we decided to phone up the previouse owner and ask her about the dogs. ( the present owner has been good friends with her since he bought it), but she had no idea about the dogs and said she had only lived there for a year. so w.e that's all done and over with. my neighbour being the friendly guy he is invited me and my wife over for dinner for helping him, our other neighbour who is a good friend with us both was invited to show up as well. so he was cooking up hamburgers on his grill in the back me our buddy and our 3 wifes are sitting out on the back patio around the fire pit of my place, (it was a nice night and we were enjoying the weather). when i decide to share the story with our buddy. (stupid idea) now he doesnt seem to be groussed out at all (he works for the town so he has to deal with sweaping up roadkill quite frequently). when he decides to crack a joke. he yells out to my neighbour cooking on the grill " how's that grill working for cooking up those dog's" at first i thought nothing of it cause i was thinking hot dog's. but then my neighbour yells out "its doing good im glad i finaly dont have to listen to that little poodle next door barking all night he sure does cook well". I projectile vomited all over the fire creating the rankest smell off roasted vomit. long story short im never eating hamburgers again.