I just ate some fried chicken. The breasts were juicy, and the buns were soft and warm. Afterwards, the division manager of Popeyes came up to my table and asked me how the meal was.I said I was satisfied, but the meal lacked a certain je ne sais quoi. He apologized profusely, and said he had something to show me that would make up for it. He lead me to the back of the popeyes, to a room soaked from floor to ceiling in blood. In the center of it was a live horse, chained by all four legs to the structural supports of the warehouse like room. As I watched, employees of the popeyes cut large sections from the horse, which was whinneying and screaming in horror, the remaining sections of its body covered with festering sores and a froth of sweat. The popeyes employees took the chunks of horseflesh and sliced them into pieces, then they rooted around through the bags of trash strewn around the room to find discarded chicken bones. They quickly tenderized the meat with sledgehammers and fed it into a machine which formed the horsemeat around the bones, then they breaded and deepfried it. I asked the division manager why he had led me back to this place, and he pointed at the steed's rump, the diseased asshole puckering rythmically with terror, squirting pus with each convulsion. {We're just about to use that section, would you like a crack at it first?} I quickly unzipped my pants and wasted no time jamming my erect penis into the stallion's defenseless asshole. With each thrust, I donkey punched the horse in the back of the head, making it clench its ass even tighter. I came just as the horse died. I was delighted. Popeyes definitely went the extra mile to make me a satisfied customer.

Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Anon
looking so down in the dumps.
Everyone here'd love to be you Anon
even when taking your lumps.
There's no man in /b/ as admired as you
you're everyone's favorite troll.
Everyone's awed and inspired by you
you obese, unforgiving asshole.

No...one...posts like Anon
no one boasts like Anon
No one makes creepy threads full of ghosts like Anon.
For there's no man online half as manly
perfect, a man free of fail
you can ask any Doug, Snacks or Zimmer
and they'll tell you who posts girls worth a trip to jail.
No...one...flames like Anon
No one blames like Anon
No one's got ROMs of pirated games like Anon
Anonymous: "To your 12 year old niece I'm INDIIIIMIDATING"
My what a guy that Anon!

Give five "Win and God"s
Give twelve internets
Anon is the best
and the rest
fake their GETs.

No...one...faps like Anon
worships Japs like Anon
No one posts his collection of traps like Anon.

Girls: For there's no one as mean and abusive.
Anonymous: Hey you cunts, Tits or GTFO.

Whether massive or scraggly and scrawny.
Anonymous: "I've got millions of images I want to show".

No one's met an Anon
makes us wet like Anon
No one's openly gay for Bridget like Anon.
Anonymous: "I'm especially good at hidiiiing my loli".
OHSHI- Partyvan for Anon!

Anonymous: "When I was a lad I saved porn every day, and I watched my collection grow large.
But then I found /b/ and the others like me
now it's roughly the size of a baaaaarge".

No...one...hits like Anon
matches wits like Anon
No one pays Gaia camwhores for tits like Anon.
Anonymous: "ZOMG REI I CAME *FAPFAP-FAAAAAAAAAP-FAPFAPFAP*"

Say it again
Who's a man among men?
And then say it once more
who's the /b/tard next door?
Who's the only acceptable internet hero
and browses without his pants on?
There's just one guy online who's got all of these thiiiings...
And I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plAIIIIIIIR

ANOOOOOOOOOON

2.Name: Anonymous @ 2008-04-15 16:54

When I was 12, I played the biscuit game with 23 other boys.

And I lost :(

They got me to strip naked, go down on my knees, tips my face up and drip the plastered cum of all of them into my mouth before slowly eating the biscuit. They masturbated around me while I did it (I took a while, retching and trying not to puke), and some came on me (their cum was hot on my skin) but not many as a lot of them had already cum so recently on the biscuit. It was mostly the ones who had cum first.

Everyone thought I looked a lot like a girl, cos I had a blonde pageboy haircut and was pretty skinny. God I hate my mom :(

ok so im in school and this kid i dont like his name is shawn he starts botering me because hes a jerk and he always picks on me like pushing me around
and stuff anyway usualyi dont usualy do anything cuz i get scared but that day he was pushing me into the wall while i was walking to class with my friends
and evry1 was quiet cuz no1 wanted to get picked on but i was starting to get angry so i said to him stop it already, shawn and he's like f*** u, dork make
me and im like fine thats it!!!11! so he pushes me and i fall on my face and evry1 around gets in a group and starts going fight fight fight and shawns like
get up you b**** so i get up slowly and im REALLY angry and i turn around and i feel like theres this power inside me so i start screaming at him like goku
so evry1 in the group backs up and looks scared and even shawn started to back up and look scared so i yell at him you shuldnt have messed with a sayian!
!!1! i put my hands back and go kameeeeeeehameeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaa and i try to shoot it i dont see it but i could feel the forc e of it (im training it now so i can see it)
and shawn backed up a bit so i coul dtell him i hit him wiht it too then he turned around and walked awya cuz he was scared and evry1 in the gruop walked
away too and my friends all come up to me and start saying stuff like good job and my friend chris says dude your hair turned gold for a second and im
like really and hes like yeah and then all my other friends are like yeah i saw that too so thats the story of how i learned that i was a saiyan

Today I got in trouble again for throwing my cat in the oven! This is the fourth time it happend so I guess I was asking for it. Only today was different instead of the usual "Ha ha cat your ass is going in the oven," I decided to turn the oven on for 300*. It was fucking epic the cat at first was clueless as to what was going on. Than he started to whimper as the heat got more severe finally he let out a scream of death and howled like a little bitch! After that it was all a blure to me I remember hearing a loud pop and seeing the oven covered in red smears. I turned the oven off and checked to see if the cat was still alive. Amazeing as it was the fucking cat was still alive barley that is! I decided to put the fucker out of it's misery and got a baseball bat from my room. I whacked the cat in the head twice and it's skull smashed wide open. Fucking blood and guts everywhere I cleaned the mess up the best I could and dumped the cat's body into the dumpster. An hour later my Mother came home and saw my report card. I had gotten an F on my English report she got pissed and grounded my ass. My Nintendo Wii has been taken away from me for two weeks I'm gonna die of boredom!