How  important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated  instead of just murdered?   
 
 
Why do you  have to "put your two cents in".. But it's only a "penny for your  thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?   
 
 
   
Once  you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in  for eternity? 
 
 
Why does a  round pizza come in a square box?   
 
 
What  disease did cured ham actually have?   
 
  
How is it  that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea  to put wheels on luggage?   
 
  
Why is it  that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every  two hours? 
 
 
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?   

 
  
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON  TV?   
 
 
   
Why do  people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to  look at things on the ground?   
 
  
Why do  doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked  anyway. 
 
 
 Why is "bra"  singular and "panties" plural?   
 
  
Why do  toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp,  which no decent human being would eat?   
 
 
     
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?   
 
 
  
Can a  hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane ?   
 
 
  
If the  professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why  can't he fix a hole in a boat?   
 
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!   
 
 
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy  dinner? 
 
 
If corn  oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is  baby oil made from?   
 
If  electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?   
 
 
Do the  Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?   
 
 
Why did  you just try singing the two songs above?   
 

Why do they  call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a  hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?   
   
 
Did you  ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but  when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?   
 

Why do we say we sweat like pigs when pigs don't even have sweat glands?