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		<title>hawkteflon on eBaums World</title>
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		<description>Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by hawkteflon</description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 13 Mar 2008 01:11:32 -0400</pubDate>
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				[Gallery]
				Famous Mugshots			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-03-13 01:11:32<br />
							Mugshots of celebrities doing time.						</td>
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			<guid>241374</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 11 Mar 2008 12:28:06 -0400</pubDate>
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				Can you dance like a first grader?			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-03-11 12:28:06<br />
							This girl puts most second graders to shame.						</td>
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			<media:title type="html">Can you dance like a first grader?</media:title>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/03/241374.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">This girl puts most second graders to shame.</media:description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 29 Feb 2008 00:30:40 -0500</pubDate>
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				Stick figure fighting			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-29 00:30:40<br />
							An old flash cartoon 2000? by Xiaoxiao of a stick figure kicking butt. The third in the series.						</td>
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			<media:title type="html">Stick figure fighting</media:title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 20:46:43 -0500</pubDate>
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				Transformers Introducing the Autobots Stop-Motion			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-26 20:46:43<br />
							A movie-reenactment of the Autobot introduction alley scene.						</td>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:23:48 -0500</pubDate>
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				Top 20 FUNNY Politician Pictures			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-26 16:23:48<br />
							These are great!						</td>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 16:18:06 -0500</pubDate>
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				[Elink]
				A Futuristic Digital Window of Information			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-26 16:18:06<br />
							A revolutionary new "window" of information! You HAVE to see this to believe it!						</td>
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			<media:title type="html">A Futuristic Digital Window of Information</media:title>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">A revolutionary new &quot;window&quot; of information! You HAVE to see this to believe it!</media:description>
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			<guid>216965</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:07:54 -0500</pubDate>
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				Amazing pool shot			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-26 11:07:54<br />
							Probably useless unless you can do this drunk. I'd hate to be the guy to set this up.						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/02/216965.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">Probably useless unless you can do this drunk. I'd hate to be the guy to set this up.</media:description>
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			<guid>216961</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 26 Feb 2008 11:03:54 -0500</pubDate>
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				Epic Paper Airplane flight			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-26 11:03:54<br />
							Paper plane tossed from the 31st floor in Manhattan's financial district. 						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/02/216961.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">Paper plane tossed from the 31st floor in Manhattan's financial district. </media:description>
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			<guid>179978</guid>
			<pubDate>Thu, 07 Feb 2008 13:57:10 -0500</pubDate>
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				Concentric Circles			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-07 13:57:10<br />
							Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. (The Onion)						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2008/02/179978.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">Experts are still trying to determine the effect of the concentric circles on the long squiggly green objects located in the blue area. (The Onion)</media:description>
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			<guid>174648</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 05 Feb 2008 13:08:12 -0500</pubDate>
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				A.D...um			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-02-05 13:08:12<br />
							How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?








Let's go ride bikes!!!						</td>
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									<media:description type="html">How many ADD kids does it take to change a lightbulb?








Let's go ride bikes!!!</media:description>
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			<guid>81283</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:36:25 -0500</pubDate>
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				Candy			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-01-22 12:36:25<br />
							I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.						</td>
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			<media:title type="html">Candy</media:title>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/img/jokelol.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.</media:description>
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			<guid>80963</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:29:08 -0500</pubDate>
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				Ugly Baby			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-01-22 12:29:08<br />
							A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen." The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "That driver just insulted me!" The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/img/jokelol.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: &quot;That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen.&quot; The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, &quot;That driver just insulted me!&quot; The man says, &quot;You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.&quot;</media:description>
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			<guid>80524</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 22 Jan 2008 12:23:35 -0500</pubDate>
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				Two Hunters			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-01-22 12:23:35<br />
							Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. 

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/img/jokelol.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. 

He gasps: &quot;My friend is dead! What can I do?&quot; The operator says: &quot;Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.&quot; There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: &quot;OK, now what?&quot;</media:description>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 29 Aug 2007 13:10:08 -0400</pubDate>
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				Handguns (Kid gets blown away!)			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2007-08-29 13:10:08<br />
							This is what happens  when handguns become,well ... handguns. I swear this is unedited!						</td>
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			<media:title type="html">Handguns (Kid gets blown away!)</media:title>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/2007/08/35021-1188407400--nicethingsbb.mov/0000000.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">This is what happens  when handguns become,well ... handguns. I swear this is unedited!</media:description>
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			<guid>10239</guid>
			<pubDate>Tue, 23 Jan 2007 13:31:16 -0500</pubDate>
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				Mentos  Diet Coke - Ultimatum			</title>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2007-01-23 13:31:16<br />
							Me vs. Mentos  Diet Coke. The outcome is unexpected!!						</td>
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