http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jubjub33 Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by jubjub33 en-us Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:39:49 -0400 Sat, 30 Aug 2008 03:39:49 -0400 316180 Sat, 12 Apr 2008 13:20:18 -0400 Added: 2008-04-12 13:20:18
david had just baught a parot. it was unfortunantley and amazingly ride onee, always yelling, and never saying please, or thank you. david tried everything to calm the bird down, he played soft music, talked quietly, but nothing worked. so, finally, he took the parot and put it in the freezer. it kept kicking and yelling when eventually it stopped. david was frightend that he might have hurt the bird, so he quickly opened the freezer and took the bird out. the bird politely said "im sorry that i might have offended you previously with my rude behavior. might i ask what the chicken had done?" ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/316180/ The rude parot david had just baught a parot. it was unfortunantley and amazingly ride onee, always yelling, and never saying please, or thank you. david tried everything to calm the bird down, he played soft music, talked quietly, but nothing worked. so, finally, he took the parot and put it in the freezer. it kept kicking and yelling when eventually it stopped. david was frightend that he might have hurt the bird, so he quickly opened the freezer and took the bird out. the bird politely said "im sorry that i might have offended you previously with my rude behavior. might i ask what the chicken had done?" 314250 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 18:04:55 -0400 Added: 2008-04-11 18:04:55
Q: why didn't the blonde end up making ice cubes. A: she couldn't find the recipe ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/314250/ blonde Q and A Q: why didn't the blonde end up making ice cubes. A: she couldn't find the recipe 314242 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:59:59 -0400 Added: 2008-04-11 17:59:59
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/314242/ blonde Q and A Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. 314238 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:58:01 -0400 Added: 2008-04-11 17:58:01
Q: whats the differens between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: there have been sightings of UFOs ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/314238/ blonde Q and A Q: whats the differens between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: there have been sightings of UFOs 314230 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:54:48 -0400 Added: 2008-04-11 17:54:48
there was a blonde bear who got stuck in a hunters trap. he gnawed off 3 of his legs and was still stuck. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/314230/ the blonde bear there was a blonde bear who got stuck in a hunters trap. he gnawed off 3 of his legs and was still stuck. 314220 Fri, 11 Apr 2008 17:52:34 -0400 Added: 2008-04-11 17:52:34
Q: why dont blondes have elevator jobs? A:they dont know the rout ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/314220/ blonde Q and A Q: why dont blondes have elevator jobs? A:they dont know the rout 310379 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:19:29 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:19:29
so there was a girl standing on one side of the playing field while all the other kids went off and played soccer on the other. sandy went up to the girl and asked if she was alright. the girl said ya. a few minutes later, sandy noticed that the girl was still standing in the same spot. sandy went up to her and asked if she would like to be friends with her. she hesitated and then said, sure. sandy then asked, so why are u standing here all alone? the girl then said, im the goaly. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310379/ The lonely girl. so there was a girl standing on one side of the playing field while all the other kids went off and played soccer on the other. sandy went up to the girl and asked if she was alright. the girl said ya. a few minutes later, sandy noticed that the girl was still standing in the same spot. sandy went up to her and asked if she would like to be friends with her. she hesitated and then said, sure. sandy then asked, so why are u standing here all alone? the girl then said, im the goaly. 310371 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:10:04 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:10:04
that when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" and her dad said "yes, lets go burry it!" ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310371/ Yo mamma so ugly that when she was born her mom said "what a treasure!" and her dad said "yes, lets go burry it!" 310368 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:09:11 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:09:11
that when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveilance cameras! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310368/ Yo mamma so ugly that when she walks into the bank they turn off the surveilance cameras! 310361 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:08:24 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:08:24
they push her face against the dow to make gorila cookies! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310361/ Yo mamma so ugly they push her face against the dow to make gorila cookies! 310359 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:07:24 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:07:24
that when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no pros! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310359/ Yo mamma so ugly that when she joined an ugly contest they said sorry no pros! 310356 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:06:38 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:06:38
she models for trophies! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310356/ Yo mama so short she models for trophies! 310354 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:05:04 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:05:04
u almost died of rugburn at birth ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310354/ yo mama so harry u almost died of rugburn at birth 310352 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:04:14 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:04:14
she has a remote to control the tv remote! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310352/ Yo mama so lazy she has a remote to control the tv remote! 310349 Wed, 09 Apr 2008 23:02:49 -0400 Added: 2008-04-09 23:02:49
Q: What do you call a blonde between 2 burnettes? A: a mental block ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/310349/ Blonde Q and A part V Q: What do you call a blonde between 2 burnettes? A: a mental block