http://www.ebaumsworld.com/kanesport15 Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by kanesport15 en-us Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:13:34 -0500 Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:13:34 -0500 80420787 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:15:58 -0500 Added: 2008-11-24 11:15:58
A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" Chilli, she says, but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied the biker. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. When the man got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl. The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too." ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80420787/ Chilli for lunch A man goes into a cafe and sits down. A waitress comes to take his order, he asks her, "What's the special of the day?" Chilli, she says, but the biker next to you got the last bowl." The man says he'll just have coffee, and the waitress goes to fetch it. As he waited, he noticed the biker next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chilli remained uneaten. "Are you going to eat your chilli?" he asked. "No, help yourself," replied the biker. The man picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chilli. When the man got halfway through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chilli he had just eaten back into the bowl. The Biker sitting next to him says, "Yeah, that's as far as I got, too." 80420784 Mon, 24 Nov 2008 11:12:18 -0500 Added: 2008-11-24 11:12:18
There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80420784/ Confession There once was a religious young woman who went to confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.' The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.' The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad, passionate love to me seven times.' The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.' The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?' The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.' 1073600 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:55:31 -0500 Added: 2008-11-20 12:55:31
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner and meet her parents. The tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but has never had sex before, so he goes to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy. The boy insists on the economy pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Another 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/1073600/ First time A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to have dinner and meet her parents. The tells her boyfriend that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but has never had sex before, so he goes to the pharmacist to get some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour, telling him everything there is to know about condoms and sex. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many he'd like to buy. The boy insists on the economy pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down. Another 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist." 1073596 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:47:08 -0500 Added: 2008-11-20 12:47:08
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/1073596/ The neighbor A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, "I'll give you $800 to drop that towel." After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob , after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves. The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs. When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, "Who was that?" "It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies. "Great," the husband says, "did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" 1073594 Thu, 20 Nov 2008 12:44:53 -0500 Added: 2008-11-20 12:44:53
...according to a woman, that is. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1073594/ The perfect man... ...according to a woman, that is. 1047432 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 22:25:41 -0500 Added: 2008-11-04 22:25:41
First hand account of car accident over the phone that was broadcast over the radio. His laugh is contagious. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1047432/ Car Accident Witness First hand account of car accident over the phone that was broadcast over the radio. His laugh is contagious. 1047241 Tue, 04 Nov 2008 19:52:29 -0500 Added: 2008-11-04 19:52:29
Anaconda gets interrupted by onlookers while eating a kangaroo. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1047241/ Mother Nature Anaconda gets interrupted by onlookers while eating a kangaroo. 1044602 Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:42:07 -0500 Added: 2008-11-03 10:42:07
Joe Biden forgets who he is talking about and asks a senator to do the impossible. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1044602/ Campaign Mistake Joe Biden forgets who he is talking about and asks a senator to do the impossible. 1041703 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:27:34 -0400 Added: 2008-11-01 13:27:34
A perfect 10 in my book. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1041703/ Steeple Chase Swan Dive A perfect 10 in my book. 1041700 Sat, 01 Nov 2008 13:26:08 -0400 Added: 2008-11-01 13:26:08
They were planning on honeymooning in Jamaica until they realized he would sink the island. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1041700/ World's fattest man gets married They were planning on honeymooning in Jamaica until they realized he would sink the island. 1040468 Fri, 31 Oct 2008 11:19:57 -0400 Added: 2008-10-31 11:19:57
Aawwwwwwww ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/1040468/ Watch out for Wild Animals on Halloween Aawwwwwwww 1037570 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:32:50 -0400 Added: 2008-10-29 19:32:50
"mentally challenged" kid kicks boy for no reason then gets KTF out by kid's dad. Don't wait for the replay though...the first time through is the best. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1037570/ Down Syndrome K.O. "mentally challenged" kid kicks boy for no reason then gets KTF out by kid's dad. Don't wait for the replay though...the first time through is the best. 1037560 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 19:29:28 -0400 Added: 2008-10-29 19:29:28
Four Lambos and a pneumatic driveway.......must have a VERY small penis. ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1037560/ Car collection Four Lambos and a pneumatic driveway.......must have a VERY small penis. 1036833 Wed, 29 Oct 2008 10:43:02 -0400 Added: 2008-10-29 10:43:02
Spike ball into own nuts, body checked to ground, fall into other player who sits on face.......how did it go so wrong? ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1036833/ Touchdown Celebration Fail Spike ball into own nuts, body checked to ground, fall into other player who sits on face.......how did it go so wrong? 1035033 Tue, 28 Oct 2008 13:12:44 -0400 Added: 2008-10-28 13:12:44
Now pretend this guy is Richard Gere with a gerbil up there...."get it out, get it out!" ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1035033/ Guy takes tranq dart in the ass Now pretend this guy is Richard Gere with a gerbil up there...."get it out, get it out!"