Friday was not a good day for one Mr. Boy George. He was sentenced to 15 months in jail for falsely imprisoning a male escort in 2007. The former Culture Club singer had handcuffed and beat (with a chain) a 29-year-old Norwegian man. Boy George initially invited the escort to his home under the premise of taking part in a nude photoshoot.

Boy George was taken into custody following the sentencing. Here's hoping his cell mate likes 80s music.

If you've been wondering where all the real men have disappeared to, there is growing evidence that the tens of thousands of unregulated pollutants in our environment are wreaking havoc on the human male reproductive system.

A recent American study showed that baby boys born to women exposed to widespread chemicals in pregnancy are born with smaller penises and feminised genitals. And a European report published this week shows that common chemicals in the environment are feminising males in all types of animals, including humans.

Many of these chemicals have been identified as "endocrine disrupters" or gender-benders because they interfere with hormones. These include phthalates, used in food wrapping, cosmetics and baby powders among other applications; flame retardants in furniture and electrical goods; PCBs, which are now banned but still widespread; and many pesticides.

Communities heavily polluted with gender-benders in Canada, Russia and Italy have given birth to twice as many girls than boys. Now that's alarming!

And sperm counts are dropping like a rock.. Studies in more than 20 countries have shown that they have dropped from 150 million per millilitre of sperm fluid to 60 million over the last 50 years. That means guys are still full of baby gravy, but they've got a lot fewer "swimmers" in the mix.

So if you don't already have enough reasons to support a cleaner environment, the threat of less virile and fewer men in the world should be enough to turn you green.

"It's official: Men really are the weaker sex"

I know times are tough, guys, but a student at the University of Missouri - Columbia says he's so desperate for cash he's willing to let a complete stranger kick him in the nads. What the? 

"This auction is your opportunity to kick me in my nuts as hard as you can so that I can pay for my college," he posted on eBay. "I will come and meet you anywhere in the United States, and you can kick me in the nuts as hard as you want with your leg and video tape it.  If you would like any additional information send me a message through e-bay.  Happy Bidding!...and remember this is for a good cause."

Has he never been hit in the groin before? It hurts!

Anyway, the Business and Economics major has started the bidding at $80,000. So far no one has taken him up on his offer. I know a few guys who'll let you do it for free...

Oklahoma State Rep. Sally Kern wants to be re-elected and she's hoping her homophobia will help seal the deal.

During an debate wth her opponent Ron Marlett she declared homosexuals were a bigger threat to America than terrorism.

"It's a moral decay that's going to destroy our nation from within," she said. "While terrorism has killed more than 3,000 people, in the continental United States in the last 15 years, homosexual behavior has killed more than 100,000. It's a danger to life. It is a danger to health."

"To compare certain members of our community to a cancer that might need to be removed is chilling to me," Marlett countered.

"I promise to be a conservative, and I've kept my promise," Kern said.

Guess she also promised to be stupid.

61-year-old Donald Thompson should have known that using a penis pump in court was not a good idea ... especially as the judge!

After being caught the Creek County, Oklahoma judge spent 20 months in prison, guilty of four counts of indecent exposure. He was initially suspended from the bar association, but the State Supreme Court has decided it best to completely revoke his ability to practice law.

“The nature of the crimes in this matter led this Court to conclude that nothing less than disbarment is appropriate,” Justice John Reif wrote as the court’s opinion. “The conduct was not isolated, having occurred over a fairly lengthy period of time and on four separate occasions.”

The judge quickly discovered it's no fun pumping without an audience.

William Halby, a 77-year-old Brooklyn lawyer, has been ordered to pay tens of thousands of dollars in back taxes after claiming over $300,000 for prostitutes, porn, and sex toys on his tax returns.

Halby felt his claims were reasonable ones. "I was depressed," Halby said. "I live a solitary life. I have no social life. I needed that release. Over the years, I've been with dozens of girls for full-body massage with . . . happy ending."

He claimed that $2,173 spent on porn was "to enhance sexual performance in lieu of taking Viagra." He also felt lubes, condoms and nipple clamps were reasonable deductions.

"It must be noted that portions of [Halby's] 'sex therapy' were, in fact, sex for a fee, in violation of penal law," Administrative Law Judge Brian Friedman decided.

"Illegal treatments cannot be included in expenses," an auditor added. "In addition to being illegal in New York state, these expenses are not substantiated with receipts."

Halby's professional specialty: tax law. I'm not kidding!

Rev Peter Mullen, the chaplain to the London stock exchange, is being criticized for suggesting on his blog that gay men should be tattooed with health warnings in order to dissuade homosexuals from having "deviant" sex.

Mr Mullen wrote: "It is time that religious believers began to recommend... discouragements of homosexual practices after the style of warnings on cigarette packets.

"Let us make it obligatory for homosexuals to have their backsides tattooed with the slogan SODOMY CAN SERIOUSLY DAMAGE YOUR HEALTH and their chins with FELLATIO KILLS."

He also suggests 'obscene' gay pride parades be outlawed.

A source said: "These comments are now being looked at internally within the Diocese and he faces disciplinary procedures."

The chaplain claimed he made the comments in jest.

He said: "I wrote some satirical things on my blog and anybody with an ounce of sense of humour or any understanding of the tradition of English satire would immediately assume that they're light-hearted jokes. I certainly have nothing against homosexuals. Many of my dear friends have been and are of that persuasion.

"What I have got against them is the militant preaching of homosexuality."

"Warning: full of shit" would seem an appropriate tattoo on this man's head.