You know my ps3 is special. Similar USED ps3's go for AT LEAST $450-$500. Our landlord guy wants a ps3 like mine. Let him know that $400 would be a GOOD deal. If he doesn't want it, format the drive by going to Settings>System>Format Utility. You can say it "comes with the latest firmware software" to help market it on the internet. In case you don't know, it's the special "100% backwards compatible" (60 GB) ps3.

After watching the first two episodes of American Idol I can already tell that is going to fail.  This is for a variety of reasons, other than the fact that Ryan Seacrest is a fag.

1. Kara - however you say her name - thinks she is the next Simon Cowell http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80500405/

I mean she does have a pretty hott face, she looks like Elaine from Seinfeld. But did you see her arms?  Dang, talk about loose skin.  She should work out!  Did anyone hear her sing - Bikini Girl was way better!  Not to mention a lot better looking too (minus the dimple in her stomach).

2.  They barely showed any auditions!!  In each two hour episode we probably got 10 actual auditions.  I know this year they want to show a nicer side, but I don't need everyones backround stories!  They don't make me feel anymore sorry for them.  Did anyone see the black girl with three kids?  She was 23 years old!!!  I don't feel sorry for her, she is a slob and should be taking care of her kids instead of trying to live a dream world.  Let's be honest she is fat and ugly - she has no chance on being the next American Idol. 

3.  There aren't enough hot girls.  So far I have just seen Bikini Girl and some girl with nice boobs.  Every other one looks like a troll!  Ugly girls automatically get eliminated, so why waste our time!?

4.  I hope this rant doesn't make me gay

What is it with this new fad of gay pride?  Honestly, it is starting to get annoying.  I don't care if you are gay or have pride.  Keep it to yourself!  Stop prancing around with your gay little rainbow ribbon!  If straight people had a straight ribbon we would receive crap from the gay side.  And what is it with gay day at Disney!?!  This is Disney folks, do we want to encourage gayness to children?  That is just gay.  Is there a straight day at Disney?  NO! Because we don't ask for special attention.  Imagine if we did have a straight day at Disney - all of the gays would go crazy. 

I saw a kid at college wearing a shirt that said "Gay? Fine By Me."  Am I to assume that he is gay for wearing that shirt?  If he is not gay, then that is just gay for wearing such a gay shirt.  Again, do we wear shirts that say "Straight?  Fine By Me." NO WE DON'T!  If we did we would be told to turn it inside out.

I don't care if you are gay, just stop prancing around doing all of this gay stuff to get attention!!

Faggots

I am tired of vegetarians preaching how healthy their lifestyles are.  First of all what defines you as a vegetarian?  Let's be honest here fruits and vegetables are alive!!  Without them we would not exist.  I would say that eating strictly fruits and vegetables does more harm to Earth than eating animals.  There were plants before animals!  We are a result of plants.  Shouldn't we give them a littlle more respect?

So anyways, vegetarians go around praeching how horrible nonvegetarians are!  This is just nonsense.  I don't go around preaching how horrible vegetarians are (which they are).  They should keep their mouths shut and realize that they are living an unhealthy life.  Let's be honest our bodies need meat!  WAAAHHH I don't eat red meat - SHUT UP!

All I am asking for is truce.  Is that too much?

Has anyone noticed eBaum's World new advertising.  It is actually quite effective.  Some words, such as gas business points cars (I think)  have have external links to them.  I think that this is much better than the pop-ups (although they are still there) and less annoying.  I am just curious as to how they know which words to supply external links and which ones to avoid.  Is google helping them?  That would be awesome!

     There are so many young citizens that are die hard Obama fans, but why?  Yes, he is a good speaker (when written), energetic, fresh, and decent looking.  Is that what you want to base your vote on?  Obama claims that he is for change and bipartisanship.  That sounds pretty good to me, I mean our economy is not doing so great right now.  You may not know this, but Obama is the most liberal Senator there is - even more liberal than Senator Clinton!!  His voting record shows that he votes nearly 100% Democratic.  Really good bipartisanship sir.

     Oil prices are going down becase President removed the no off-shore drilling ban put into place by President Clinton.  Obama claims that off-shore drilling won't affect gas prices for at least 10 years!  10 years my butt.  They have aleady dropped nearly 80 cents a gallon, and we haven't done any more drilling yet.  Oh yeah, if we allowed off shore drilling 16 years ago, when Clinton put the ban into effect, we would be in this position now.  Who knows, we may not even be in Iraq right now, but that is a whole other blog (Clinton had multiple opportunities to kill Bin Laden).  Just because Obama is for change, does not mean it is good change.

     Anywho, why does McCain deserve to be President?  Well first of all he truly is an American hero.  People don't realize this.  He was a POW for 5 years in Vietnam, but he was offered early release if he signed a paper "denouncing" the Vietnam war.  If I was a POW for three years, I would have signed that paper right away.  BUT he didn't because he did not want to leave his men behind.  That is remarkable.  So why does being a war hero qualify you to be a President?  Ask George Washington - it proves that you are a true American patriot and you place you coutry first before your personal interests.  McCain does not care about his party, he only wants to help America succeed.  Yeah he has changed his mind multiple times, but it is because he came to the conclusion that it is what America wants needs.  Every time McCain changes his position, Obama tends to agree with McCain.  If Obama wants to gain support, he needs to stop playing a defensive game.  McCain owns him right now.

    This my friends is why John McCain deserves needs must be the President of the United States of America!

1) When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them
on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

2) Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile,
and go back for more.

3) Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the
wrong ones.

4) Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they
know what floor your on.

5) Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After
a while, let the doors close, and say, &quotHi Greg. How's your day
been?"

6) Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then
scream, &quotThat's mine!"

7) Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

8) Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on,
ask if they have an apointment.

9) Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to
play.

10) Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask
them if they can hear ticking.

11) Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency
procedures and exits with the passengers.

12) Ask, &quotDid you feel that?"

13) Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

14) When the doors close, announce to the others, &quotIt's okay,
don't panic, they open again!"

15) Swat at flies that don't exist.

16) Tell people that you can see their aura.

17) Call out, &quotGroup Hug!&quotand then enforce it.

18) Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
muttering, &quotShut up, all of you, just shut up!"

19) Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
inside, ask, &quotGot enough air in there?"

20) Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the
wall, without getting off.

21) Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce in
horror, &quotYour one of THEM!" and back away slowly.

22) Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the other
passengers.

23) Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.

24) Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

25) Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, then
announce, &quotI have new socks on&quot.

26) Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to
the other passnegers, &quotThis is MY personal space"

    As of recently, group chats have not been working.  Whether or not they have been taken down is unbeknownst to me.  Many people have been sending out emails with their screen names for yahoo or msn - who even uses those anymore?  I thought AIM ruled the chat industry.  Anywho, I created a page on facebook, which is open to everybody.  Facebook has over 60 million subscribers, so chances are that you are a member.  I would advise you to keep it clean and don't abuse the site.  The link is here  Facebok. 

Have fun!

This has boggled my mind for some time.  Have you ever noticed that there are multiple classic rock songs that have swear words played on radio stations.  I know there are plenty, but the two I hear most often are The Who : Who Are You and Aerosmith: I forget which song.  Is there some sort of clause or statute that allows them to be played and not modern songs.  If there is its a good thing because modern music sucks.  Cany anybody else think of other songs that have sear words played on the radio?

     I will be honest, before I saw the movie I was sick of all of the hype Heath Ledger was getting.L  Let's be honest here, he basically killed himself.  Let's look at his movie list: 10 Things I Hate About You, A Knights Tale, Brothers Grimm, Brokeback Mountain... that's all I can think of.  These are all B movies at best - although Alex Max was pretty hot in 10 things.  Anyways, I did not think he was right for the role of Joker.  I saw the movie, and it was great!  His acting was what made the movie.  I am a big fan of Christian Bale, but his voice while he was wearing the sure was just annoying.  The Jokers gesticulations were perfect and on the spot.  He did not over due the role one bit.  Whether or not this is Oscar worthy is unbeknownst to be me, but he did a superb job.  One thing that I was wondering as why this character was "so dark" preventing him from sleeping at knight http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/774013/ He was funny, insane, but funny.  

 A few months ago, I started a series of jokes titled "Dumb Thoughts by KT."  The majority of the comments state something like "Not funny" or "joke."  Every once in a while some oen actually gets the point.  My dumb thoughts are usually just observations that I make throughout the day, and decide to write about them.  I would imagine that people make observations daily, well unless if you are blind, but are afraid to speak up.  I will admit, not every body will get a kick out of my observations, but they are meant to be a relief... a way for you to not feel alone.  Some observations may be out of the ordinary, but they are observations nonetheless.  They are too short to belong in blogs, there does not exist an observations page, so I must write them in the jokes page.  Besides if you don't be so critical, they are actually funny.  For instance, next time you order a chicken sandwich it will automatically come with mayonaise, or if download something Earth sends a paper to a folder, or if you go to the gas station you may wonder who in the word thought up of tenths of a penny when it doesn't even exist.  The point is just relax and enjoy the show.

Sincerly,

KT

     Too many people have been sending out emails, writing blogs, or complaing to eBaum that their videos aren't getting featured.  This is because too many people have gotten greedy with Erep points.  I want I want I want, I need I need I need, now now now... (Captain Hook).  These complainers are noobies to the website and uploading business.  They are not a part of ebaum's community.  They upload 100 crappy videos a day, and crying that they don't get a feature.  Gone are the days when people (most) submitted quality content for the sole purpose of entertaining others.  eBaums's WORLD was kind enough to devise a plan to reward loyal uploders with a rewards store.  Now due to the massive uploaders and new members, eBaum's has to restrict how people receive ereps, and rightfully so.  This program was not meant to be abused by complainers jumping on the bandwagon just for free goodies.  It was meant as a thank you for entertaining people and drawing traffic to the website.  I don't see YouTube or Break with a rewards program.  We should be thankful for what eBaums is doing for us.  Yet so many people contine to complain.  Soon enough eBaum's will get sick of the complainers and abslove the rewards system, rightfully so.  If you want a featured video, upload Quality content, be patient, and STOP complaining.  And please stop flooding the market with countless pointless uploads, you are taking away from the quality of the website.  eBaums prides itself on its small yet loyal community, let's keep it that way.

P.S. Please feature this!

P.P.S. Just Kidding ;)

     Here is a direct quote of Jesse Jackson during his interview with Bill O'Reilly"Barack...he's talking down to black people...telling n****s how to behave," Jackson reportedly said during what he thought was an off-mic moment.  Please not that this is the guy that got the N-word banned in NYC.  Clearly this guy wants a black man to be President - because we all know that Jackson never stood a chance.  This guy is the biggest hypocrite ever invented.  If I was Obama, I would not accept this beatniks apologize.  Obama finally stood up, similar to Bill Cosby, and told the American people that it is the responsibility of the blacks to take care of themselves and to improve their own lives.  But then he totally scews up by accepting a fake apology by Jackson- basically reverting what he believes in and now telling the American people that it is the white mans fault that black people are stuck in the ruts.  News flash - WE WHITE PEOPLE ARE NOT RACIST.  The black community needs to stop using reverse racism, get off your butts, and do something about it.

Please vote to allow more people to hear this, thank you.