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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2011-01-23 21:59:17<br />
							As life continues on you learn more and more that people are trash. It is just amazing even long term friends of many years screw you over. What is the point of making friends and trying to be happy and keep people in your life if they screw you over. Sometimes I wonder what the point of dealing with them at all is. <br /><br />I play games online and I do all kind of other hobbies. I really enjoy anime and Jpop. I even made my anime list that is where I realized the less I deal with people the happier I am. In past 5 years I have watched 67 days or 1600 hours of anime (low estimate). I honestly have not been happier. I play useless games and read lots of different useless articles.<br /><br />As I deal with people less and less I find myself happier. I know that should be wrong to feel that way I just can not bring myself to deal with assholes anymore. My tolerance for stupidity maxed out already. I wonder why people try so hard to force you to deal with people when there is nothing of value in them. How many times does someone have to get fucked in the ass before they had enough? That is what dealing with people is like getting fucked in the ass.<br /><br />Sorry for rant just learning as I age that my ability to deal with motherfuckers is gone. Once I find myself a stupid whore to make my own my life will be complete. That is the only thing I remotely miss at times. I even want for that less and less because it is so much of a hassle.<br /><br />I may be around more for those that remember me and enjoy my sense of humor. Any whores that want to throw panties at me let me know. I will answer your requests in order they are received. <br /><br /><br />						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1226600228.jpg" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">As life continues on you learn more and more that people are trash. It is just amazing even long term friends of many years screw you over. What is the point of making friends and trying to be happy and keep people in your life if they screw you over. Sometimes I wonder what the point of dealing with them at all is. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I play games online and I do all kind of other hobbies. I really enjoy anime and Jpop. I even made my anime list that is where I realized the less I deal with people the happier I am. In past 5 years I have watched 67 days or 1600 hours of anime (low estimate). I honestly have not been happier. I play useless games and read lots of different useless articles.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;As I deal with people less and less I find myself happier. I know that should be wrong to feel that way I just can not bring myself to deal with assholes anymore. My tolerance for stupidity maxed out already. I wonder why people try so hard to force you to deal with people when there is nothing of value in them. How many times does someone have to get fucked in the ass before they had enough? That is what dealing with people is like getting fucked in the ass.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Sorry for rant just learning as I age that my ability to deal with motherfuckers is gone. Once I find myself a stupid whore to make my own my life will be complete. That is the only thing I remotely miss at times. I even want for that less and less because it is so much of a hassle.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I may be around more for those that remember me and enjoy my sense of humor. Any whores that want to throw panties at me let me know. I will answer your requests in order they are received. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;</media:description>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2009-03-04 03:21:52<br />
							<p>That is the question that resonates as I watch this garbage heap rot and die. Why did everyone leave? Where did they go? What keeps those that still come here in this section? All those questions still end up at WHY?</p>
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<p>Someone saw a recent comment or two of mine here and asked where I had been. I simply stopped because I was not having fun anymore. There were several reasons for that, some personal, some not, and the rest was plain anger. My leaving was before any of the zvue crap. Sometimes people stop because they can't find a point in it. I had enough media stolen, and moderation had gone too far. I met enough dishonest people that bothered and angered me. That is the sum of why I left.</p>
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<p>Those that abandoned the site for the most part are sheep following the shepard. If you train the sheep well enough they will throw everything away to follow. Why do they follow the scourge of the net like he is some god worshiping him? Do any of you think to ask yourself or the one you follow about his motives and goals. You all realize he sold out to zvue years ago. In his deal he got to stay and keep his staff. He made his fortune stealing from the net and then having you sheep steal for him. In return he let you come here and stole from you all stealing for him. Yet something happens and you all side with him without even thinking any of it through.</p>
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<p>Lets go a little deeper into things about this whole site and the situation that happened. Someone had a good idea made a site. Next someone sold out his site made millions and got a job to keep running his site. He eventually loses his job next day opens his own site doing the exact same thing again, and you all flock to help him rebuild. When he sold out the first time you did not make dime one.  Do you think he plans to keep everything pure and not sell out again? You are puppets that make his product with no mind to any motives and goals. You all speak of friends and how great this person is yet how many of you did not get prizes you earned in a timely or any fashion. If there was so much care about any of you why did it take 2 months for people with 20 features to get things they earned making someone money. Sheep....</p>
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<p>You all had a pretty good thing going with people here and the blog section. Zvue taking over effected this section minorly at best. They stripped a few mods of power and you all went crazy like monkeys throwing poop. Hundreds of spam blogs telling about the other site calling them scum ect. It was a business and they fired employee's and honestly it was in poor taste that any of you even knew about it. Most of the staff running this site could have kept their jobs. They actually had a reason to follow to the other site. Those people are actually taken care of like family. The rest of you idiots are sheep and should realize it. You are puppets serving a master for a reason you can't explain properly.</p>
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<p>So you really have it better now that you all scattered out. I am sure the forum section on other site, or highly moderated blogs of the blogging sites are a blast. You destroyed the relationships you built here with people based on the shepard losing his extra money job. You should all probably be ashamed of yourself for thinking so little of your fellow man and woman to do such. You picked the millionaire that steals from you over the people in the blog section.</p>
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<p>This is and should never have been about Baumen or ZVUE it should have been about preserving something you all used to and should have still enjoyed. Instead you all went crazy over some asshole sellout getting what he deserved for once. I am not saying anyone should be up zvue's ass, I am just saying why are you all up Baumen's ass. If people can give good reasons to why they abandoned the good thing and people they had here I am all ears. I will ignore anyone who is just dick riding the other site and its creator.</p>
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<p>I am currently back because I wish to see if I can enjoy myself again just writing some with the people that are left. I may even post some more media some day if they fix the system to something more fair. Anyone that wishes to know my thoughts on the system I already have blogs that tell how to fix this craphole on my profile. I have no reason to rehash what I already wrote. You sheep really disappoint me.</p>
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<p>P.S. I still hate all of you.</p>
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&lt;p&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Someone saw a recent comment or two of mine here and asked where I had been. I simply stopped because I was not having fun anymore. There were several reasons for that, some personal, some not, and the rest was plain anger. My leaving was before any of the zvue crap. Sometimes people stop because they can't find a point in it. I had enough media stolen, and moderation had gone too far. I met enough dishonest people that bothered and angered me. That is the sum of why I left.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Those that abandoned the site for the most part are sheep following the shepard. If you train the sheep well enough they will throw everything away to follow. Why do they follow the scourge of the net like he is some god worshiping him? Do any of you think to ask yourself or the one you follow about his motives and goals. You all realize he sold out to zvue years ago. In his deal he got to stay and keep his staff. He made his fortune stealing from the net and then having you sheep steal for him. In return he let you come here and stole from you all stealing for him. Yet something happens and you all side with him without even thinking any of it through.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lets go a little deeper into things about this whole site and the situation that happened. Someone had a good idea made a site. Next someone sold out his site made millions and got a job to keep running his site. He eventually loses his job next day opens his own site doing the exact same thing again, and you all flock to help him rebuild. When he sold out the first time you did not make dime one.&nbsp; Do you think he plans to keep everything pure and not sell out again? You are puppets that make his product with no mind to any motives and goals. You all speak of friends and how great this person is yet how many of you did not get prizes you earned in a timely or any fashion. If there was so much care about any of you why did it take 2 months for people with 20 features to get things they earned making someone money. Sheep....&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;You all had a pretty good thing going with people here and the blog section. Zvue taking over effected this section minorly at best. They stripped a few mods of power and you all went crazy like monkeys throwing poop. Hundreds of spam blogs telling about the other site calling them scum ect. It was a business and they fired employee's and honestly it was in poor taste that any of you even knew about it. Most of the staff running this site could have kept their jobs. They actually had a reason to follow to the other site. Those people are actually taken care of like family. The rest of you idiots are sheep and should realize it. You are puppets serving a master for a reason you can't explain properly.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So you really have it better now that you all scattered out. I am sure the forum section on other site, or highly moderated blogs of the blogging sites are a blast. You destroyed the relationships you built here with people based on the shepard losing his extra money job. You should all probably be ashamed of yourself for thinking so little of your fellow man and woman to do such. You picked the millionaire that steals from you over the people in the blog section.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is and should never have been about Baumen or ZVUE it should have been about preserving something you all used to and should have still enjoyed. Instead you all went crazy over some asshole sellout getting what he deserved for once. I am not saying anyone should be up zvue's ass, I am just saying why are you all up Baumen's ass. If people can give good reasons to why they abandoned the good thing and people they had here I am all ears. I will ignore anyone who is just dick riding the other site and its creator.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am currently back because I wish to see if I can enjoy myself again just writing some with the people that are left. I may even post some more media some day if they fix the system to something more fair. Anyone that wishes to know my thoughts on the system I already have blogs that tell how to fix this craphole on my profile. I have no reason to rehash what I already wrote. You sheep really disappoint me.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;P.S. I still hate all of you.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 12 Oct 2008 11:25:08 -0400</pubDate>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-10-12 11:25:08<br />
							<p>Figured you guys might want to read it too it is very long and is just my opinions and views, but figured input would be interesting at the very least.</p>
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<p>I will start by saying, though I am relatively new to Ebaum's World, I enjoy wasting time here and can see flaws others my not. I have talked to dozens of people before forming this opinions of problems, and solutions to those problems. I would hope these have been explored before me saying but if they have not, I hope they do get explored. This place is dropping in traffic like a stone for lots of reasons, but I will hit the most important ones along with solutions. Sorry in advance for length this will be long.<br /><br />This site is a business and should be run like one. I have no idea where, and how or why that changed, but it has. Is there no desire to keep it profitable or make it grow? I look and see endless profit and possibilities going to waste; the site is now more like greedy bastards milking the last little bit out of a dead cow. Then as traffic falls add more advertising to make up for less traffic is pretty much a death spiral that ends in failure. You have an extremely loyal base of users, do not exploit them till the very end make use of them and build. Here is how I would build on what you have.<br /><br />First and foremost is the main page 5-7 features max per day is hardly enough to fill a workday or even a browsing day for an average person. The features are all done between 8 am and 8 pm eastern standard time, of course leaving no content being put up at night. The page design of the main page could easily provide for 2 columns of featured media making room for 14 features each day, leaving&nbsp; the same time for them to linger on the front page. This would give more users a shot at temporary fame, and more reasons to keep viewing each day. Do features around the clock find them, and put them on timers like you do for weekends problem solved. Those changes would of course result in positive web traffic and more video views. <br /><br />Next up the content it ties into features, but is separate. Simply put you have users submitting the bulk of the content to the sitem, yet the features primarily go to Ebaum account that staff uses. The Ebaum features should be the last resort, and not the normal postings. Reward those that help make the site with the recognition of their finds. That of course ties into the eRep system I will cover later in the post. I will break this one up into subsections because it is long.<br /><br />The media mostly in reference to videos is a nightmare. The system itself has hundreds upon thousands of duplicate media. That makes finding or comfortably watching things a disaster. Why is nothing being done to get rid of all the duplicates, and garbage that is flooding the system. This is a business servers cost money. The cost on removing duplicate and garbage media would be roughly 10-15k a month, for a crew of 5 making a decent wage. Those people could remove duplicates and send garbage to be judged by a panel, and removed if it is not creative, funny, or interesting. You save on server space, and enhance the viewers of the site's experience making them want to come back more raising traffic and profits. <br /><br />The removing of media duplicates is really simple, find them check the time stamp, and remove all other copies, regardless of who posted them. The garbage dumping of media covered better. Have it sent, judged, and got rid of if it does not make a vote of 2 out of 5 for the people judging it. You could easily clear content 200 or so a week with that method, utilizing the crew removing duplicates. Remove music videos that were not fan made or produced. Things recorded off the artists website, or the television, and slapped up here have no place here. People shamelessly plugging other websites or services remove them. Simple things to enhance the experience here. <br /><br />Revamp the way media is delivered to the consumers of your site. Make it so they consume more in a better fashion. The highest rated media display on the side of current videos you watch is being exploited. Make it into a related video scroll based on tags, anything rated over 2 stars playing. People rate down trash here, that increases the videos getting seen in the search, and leaves good videos. Instead of the current highest rated that can be manipulated, and has code bugs. Currently truly good things that should be seen get bumped in the name of greed. Those actions make crappy videos sit on the list driving people away.<br /><br />Next the game and tournament area of the site. Some of the flash games are very fun, and the tournament system here has great possibilities to not only draw, but keep traffic on site. Make tournaments pay out big eRep randomly, or have prize tournaments weekly or monthly to generate a buzz, and keep people interested. Make larger bracketed tournaments that give titles or medals. Have those actually show on your pages that you won. The recognition alone for a monthly tournament win would keep people playing, or increase their play to be the best. Those of course generate more traffic for minimal cost. <br /><br />Next but longest is the eRep system it was recently halved in value for view counts. That bothered some users but not a big deal to most users. You have one of the largest nearly free workforces on the internet, yet you keep taking away from them. Without the users this place would be dying 10 times as fast as it is now. Why keep taking away from them. Make features worth 10k points flat rate and give them view count points after 50,000 views. With the increased features I spoke of earlier along with the users actually getting the features instead of the Ebaum account, all users would be happy, and motivated to keep slaving. <br /><br />That covers the feature aspect of the eRep system, true that my above stated things would account for larger amounts of payouts from the eRep, but the quality of the site, and the traffic it generates would far cover the extra prize cost. Rewarding your work force is the backbone of good business this all should be common sense. Those that abuse the system should of course be dispatched appropriately like the recent email scam. <br /><br />The advertising, I touched on it above, but has someone lost their minds. Want ads put them on sides of videos with banners above them under them even on all 4 sides like a picture frame, but not in the middle of videos and blocking parts of them. That is insane to do something that just pisses people off. Sure you can charge more for them in the video, but if you must put them there make them damn short and disappear, not linger like cancer. I know the ads are in response to site traffic, but more of the spiral. Make the product better, increase its traffic, and charge more for less ads. Full page covering ads that are hard to close when entering the site wtf. Who thinks that stuff up? Do they really think that will make people want to come here or stay here. Make the product better, and place the ads better simple.<br /><br />All the things above cost money now comes the interesting part how much. Everything I laid out I know the prices of, and will explain total costs. Five working members they could be hired from the community, or from postings since this is not a difficult job. The removing of duplicates and garbage 10-15k a month. Thousands of people would kill to surf the net for 500-650 dollars a week. Set up quotas for removals of duplicates, and set up weekly sessions for voting on garbage. <br /><br />The increased prizes given out because of increased eRep laid out. The current structure values 150,000 eRep at 100 dollars. The increase would be roughly 1-2 million eRep a week based on increased features totals, and those given to users for a total of 6-8 thousand dollars a month in prizes. You also have to take into account the eRep leaving the system with deletion of duplicates, and trash that would offset that number. The duplicate and trash deleting, along with cleaning garbage would lower server costs increasing profits further. <br /><br />The lowering of advertising would probably have to wait for traffic increases. No business would raise expenditures that much, and cut income at first. That could come faster with higher priced advertising in less quantity because of the site traffic increases. That should in turn make for better placement of the advertising, and removal of some of the more tasteless forms we endure here.<br /><br />The total on the changes, I see in making a negative site traffic into a positive would be 16-23 thousand per month. If it even raised traffic here by 5% continued positive growth, and decreased server usage the revenue would far exceed the cost. That would make it a positive business venture, and if it failed which I highly doubt the most you could lose would be 50 thousand on a multi-million dollar business. The potential for profit should easily out weigh the risk. <br /><br />I could be completely wrong, and just another stupid Ebaum's World user, but with all the smart people working for this company is there a reason these things are not in place? I do not really care to profit from observations anyone with an IQ over 100 could have made, or laid out given enough time. No I just hope that maybe some of these get put in place, and make somewhere I enjoy a little better, and more fun.</p>
<p>This is Portolet, and I approve this message. It took a while to condense my thoughts and present them in a way that was understandable.</p>						</td>
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&lt;p&gt;I will start by saying, though I am relatively new to Ebaum's World, I enjoy wasting time here and can see flaws others my not. I have talked to dozens of people before forming this opinions of problems, and solutions to those problems. I would hope these have been explored before me saying but if they have not, I hope they do get explored. This place is dropping in traffic like a stone for lots of reasons, but I will hit the most important ones along with solutions. Sorry in advance for length this will be long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This site is a business and should be run like one. I have no idea where, and how or why that changed, but it has. Is there no desire to keep it profitable or make it grow? I look and see endless profit and possibilities going to waste; the site is now more like greedy bastards milking the last little bit out of a dead cow. Then as traffic falls add more advertising to make up for less traffic is pretty much a death spiral that ends in failure. You have an extremely loyal base of users, do not exploit them till the very end make use of them and build. Here is how I would build on what you have.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;First and foremost is the main page 5-7 features max per day is hardly enough to fill a workday or even a browsing day for an average person. The features are all done between 8 am and 8 pm eastern standard time, of course leaving no content being put up at night. The page design of the main page could easily provide for 2 columns of featured media making room for 14 features each day, leaving&amp;nbsp; the same time for them to linger on the front page. This would give more users a shot at temporary fame, and more reasons to keep viewing each day. Do features around the clock find them, and put them on timers like you do for weekends problem solved. Those changes would of course result in positive web traffic and more video views. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next up the content it ties into features, but is separate. Simply put you have users submitting the bulk of the content to the sitem, yet the features primarily go to Ebaum account that staff uses. The Ebaum features should be the last resort, and not the normal postings. Reward those that help make the site with the recognition of their finds. That of course ties into the eRep system I will cover later in the post. I will break this one up into subsections because it is long.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The media mostly in reference to videos is a nightmare. The system itself has hundreds upon thousands of duplicate media. That makes finding or comfortably watching things a disaster. Why is nothing being done to get rid of all the duplicates, and garbage that is flooding the system. This is a business servers cost money. The cost on removing duplicate and garbage media would be roughly 10-15k a month, for a crew of 5 making a decent wage. Those people could remove duplicates and send garbage to be judged by a panel, and removed if it is not creative, funny, or interesting. You save on server space, and enhance the viewers of the site's experience making them want to come back more raising traffic and profits. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The removing of media duplicates is really simple, find them check the time stamp, and remove all other copies, regardless of who posted them. The garbage dumping of media covered better. Have it sent, judged, and got rid of if it does not make a vote of 2 out of 5 for the people judging it. You could easily clear content 200 or so a week with that method, utilizing the crew removing duplicates. Remove music videos that were not fan made or produced. Things recorded off the artists website, or the television, and slapped up here have no place here. People shamelessly plugging other websites or services remove them. Simple things to enhance the experience here. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Revamp the way media is delivered to the consumers of your site. Make it so they consume more in a better fashion. The highest rated media display on the side of current videos you watch is being exploited. Make it into a related video scroll based on tags, anything rated over 2 stars playing. People rate down trash here, that increases the videos getting seen in the search, and leaves good videos. Instead of the current highest rated that can be manipulated, and has code bugs. Currently truly good things that should be seen get bumped in the name of greed. Those actions make crappy videos sit on the list driving people away.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next the game and tournament area of the site. Some of the flash games are very fun, and the tournament system here has great possibilities to not only draw, but keep traffic on site. Make tournaments pay out big eRep randomly, or have prize tournaments weekly or monthly to generate a buzz, and keep people interested. Make larger bracketed tournaments that give titles or medals. Have those actually show on your pages that you won. The recognition alone for a monthly tournament win would keep people playing, or increase their play to be the best. Those of course generate more traffic for minimal cost. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Next but longest is the eRep system it was recently halved in value for view counts. That bothered some users but not a big deal to most users. You have one of the largest nearly free workforces on the internet, yet you keep taking away from them. Without the users this place would be dying 10 times as fast as it is now. Why keep taking away from them. Make features worth 10k points flat rate and give them view count points after 50,000 views. With the increased features I spoke of earlier along with the users actually getting the features instead of the Ebaum account, all users would be happy, and motivated to keep slaving. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;That covers the feature aspect of the eRep system, true that my above stated things would account for larger amounts of payouts from the eRep, but the quality of the site, and the traffic it generates would far cover the extra prize cost. Rewarding your work force is the backbone of good business this all should be common sense. Those that abuse the system should of course be dispatched appropriately like the recent email scam. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The advertising, I touched on it above, but has someone lost their minds. Want ads put them on sides of videos with banners above them under them even on all 4 sides like a picture frame, but not in the middle of videos and blocking parts of them. That is insane to do something that just pisses people off. Sure you can charge more for them in the video, but if you must put them there make them damn short and disappear, not linger like cancer. I know the ads are in response to site traffic, but more of the spiral. Make the product better, increase its traffic, and charge more for less ads. Full page covering ads that are hard to close when entering the site wtf. Who thinks that stuff up? Do they really think that will make people want to come here or stay here. Make the product better, and place the ads better simple.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All the things above cost money now comes the interesting part how much. Everything I laid out I know the prices of, and will explain total costs. Five working members they could be hired from the community, or from postings since this is not a difficult job. The removing of duplicates and garbage 10-15k a month. Thousands of people would kill to surf the net for 500-650 dollars a week. Set up quotas for removals of duplicates, and set up weekly sessions for voting on garbage. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The increased prizes given out because of increased eRep laid out. The current structure values 150,000 eRep at 100 dollars. The increase would be roughly 1-2 million eRep a week based on increased features totals, and those given to users for a total of 6-8 thousand dollars a month in prizes. You also have to take into account the eRep leaving the system with deletion of duplicates, and trash that would offset that number. The duplicate and trash deleting, along with cleaning garbage would lower server costs increasing profits further. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The lowering of advertising would probably have to wait for traffic increases. No business would raise expenditures that much, and cut income at first. That could come faster with higher priced advertising in less quantity because of the site traffic increases. That should in turn make for better placement of the advertising, and removal of some of the more tasteless forms we endure here.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;The total on the changes, I see in making a negative site traffic into a positive would be 16-23 thousand per month. If it even raised traffic here by 5% continued positive growth, and decreased server usage the revenue would far exceed the cost. That would make it a positive business venture, and if it failed which I highly doubt the most you could lose would be 50 thousand on a multi-million dollar business. The potential for profit should easily out weigh the risk. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I could be completely wrong, and just another stupid Ebaum's World user, but with all the smart people working for this company is there a reason these things are not in place? I do not really care to profit from observations anyone with an IQ over 100 could have made, or laid out given enough time. No I just hope that maybe some of these get put in place, and make somewhere I enjoy a little better, and more fun.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;This is Portolet, and I approve this message. It took a while to condense my thoughts and present them in a way that was understandable.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<p>I am working on writing up some timed scripts for videos I want to make. I use various clips I find on here and around the net to make video compilations and tell stories. I mostly like to deal with people getting hurt or deformed freaks since they are the most fun to watch. I got my video part covered now I need help from people in this section.</p>
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<p>So far I have timed scripts for Queen "Fat Bottomed Girls", "Another One Bites the Dust", and "Live Forever". I have also done Crash Test Dummies only hit Kansas "Dust in the Wind"&nbsp; Survivor "Eye of the Tiger" and a few other obscure songs. I am hoping I can get some meaningful suggestions on other songs that would work well.</p>
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<p>The only restrictions I have is no rap unless it is a Weird Al parody and no hip hop. All other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am having trouble finding good songs to work with. Thanks in advanced</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1223458812.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I am working on writing up some timed scripts for videos I want to make. I use various clips I find on here and around the net to make video compilations and tell stories. I mostly like to deal with people getting hurt or deformed freaks since they are the most fun to watch. I got my video part covered now I need help from people in this section.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;So far I have timed scripts for Queen &quot;Fat Bottomed Girls&quot;, &quot;Another One Bites the Dust&quot;, and &quot;Live Forever&quot;. I have also done Crash Test Dummies only hit Kansas &quot;Dust in the Wind&quot;&amp;nbsp; Survivor &quot;Eye of the Tiger&quot; and a few other obscure songs. I am hoping I can get some meaningful suggestions on other songs that would work well.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The only restrictions I have is no rap unless it is a Weird Al parody and no hip hop. All other suggestions would be greatly appreciated. I am having trouble finding good songs to work with. Thanks in advanced&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:21:24 -0400</pubDate>
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							<p>I now have a very rounded view of the pains of child birth. I was having a nice peaceful day I woke up checked some email and read some blogs. All of the sudden I felt a sharp pain so I of course go to the bathroom and sit upon my porcelain throne. I know the time is soon I prep up some paper I am a 4 square guy. I laid out 3 stacks of 4 and patiently waited.<br /><br /><br />Now moving along to what happened next. So things are moving along like usual then it hit me there was a problem. I realize I am in for a very long and rough labor so I start moving hoping to rock it and maybe break it up some or help it slide. That plan failed this is when I started a new plan to slowly push and let my birth canal get used to this prisoner trying to escape. That seemed to be working slowly I worked as pieces started to fall as they passed. The consistency of brown road gravel scratched and tore at my body painfully reminding me I would never be the same. This process failing I wiped my head sat back and took a break before the next part of my labor.<br /><br /><br /><br />This is where it got really painful and made me actually start believing in Jesus and karma for a few minutes. My previous plans having failed I knew what had to be done and I was mentally preparing myself. I actually thought I should write a will in case there was complications with the birthing process. I decided not to I figured worse case I could go out like Elvis. So I gather up all my strength and power start shallow breathing and summoning my chi. Than in an awe inspiring veins in my head and neck popping out rage I push and die a little inside from the pain but it is finally out.<br /><br /><br /><br />I slowly and carefully wipe the sweat, poop, and blood from my painful 45 minutes of labor thanking God, Jesus, and Mickey Mouse for making it through labor and I get up to take a look at my newly born child. I stare down at Timmy and try to figure out why I am so disappointed. I had to keep telling myself he was bigger or he broke up when he hit the bottom. Next thought I had was the pain was making my eyes play tricks on me I was in denial that something so small could make me think about believing in Jesus. Sadly in the end I stopped wondering how I got hurt and sent Timmy to the next world.<br /><br /><br />So now when women talk about child birth hurting so bad I will be able to sympathize myself after having little Timmy I know their pain. I went into that bathroom a confident happy man and left it a shaking empathic mess who even 5 hours later is still having pain sitting down. It feels like a girls soccer team just spent half a day kicking me in the pooper. I will miss Timmy he taught me so much about myself and life I just hope my story helps some of you. <br /><br /><br />Remember It only counts as a man shit if you bleed. This is Portolet signing off to go change my cold pack. Sorry about the length an inspiring true story takes some time to tell.</p>						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1223458812.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I now have a very rounded view of the pains of child birth. I was having a nice peaceful day I woke up checked some email and read some blogs. All of the sudden I felt a sharp pain so I of course go to the bathroom and sit upon my porcelain throne. I know the time is soon I prep up some paper I am a 4 square guy. I laid out 3 stacks of 4 and patiently waited.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Now moving along to what happened next. So things are moving along like usual then it hit me there was a problem. I realize I am in for a very long and rough labor so I start moving hoping to rock it and maybe break it up some or help it slide. That plan failed this is when I started a new plan to slowly push and let my birth canal get used to this prisoner trying to escape. That seemed to be working slowly I worked as pieces started to fall as they passed. The consistency of brown road gravel scratched and tore at my body painfully reminding me I would never be the same. This process failing I wiped my head sat back and took a break before the next part of my labor.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is where it got really painful and made me actually start believing in Jesus and karma for a few minutes. My previous plans having failed I knew what had to be done and I was mentally preparing myself. I actually thought I should write a will in case there was complications with the birthing process. I decided not to I figured worse case I could go out like Elvis. So I gather up all my strength and power start shallow breathing and summoning my chi. Than in an awe inspiring veins in my head and neck popping out rage I push and die a little inside from the pain but it is finally out.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I slowly and carefully wipe the sweat, poop, and blood from my painful 45 minutes of labor thanking God, Jesus, and Mickey Mouse for making it through labor and I get up to take a look at my newly born child. I stare down at Timmy and try to figure out why I am so disappointed. I had to keep telling myself he was bigger or he broke up when he hit the bottom. Next thought I had was the pain was making my eyes play tricks on me I was in denial that something so small could make me think about believing in Jesus. Sadly in the end I stopped wondering how I got hurt and sent Timmy to the next world.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;So now when women talk about child birth hurting so bad I will be able to sympathize myself after having little Timmy I know their pain. I went into that bathroom a confident happy man and left it a shaking empathic mess who even 5 hours later is still having pain sitting down. It feels like a girls soccer team just spent half a day kicking me in the pooper. I will miss Timmy he taught me so much about myself and life I just hope my story helps some of you. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Remember It only counts as a man shit if you bleed. This is Portolet signing off to go change my cold pack. Sorry about the length an inspiring true story takes some time to tell.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<p>This is a blog dedicated to those people that somehow think it is ok to talk shit or say something funny and then block you from commenting. I say mean stuff all the time and being blocked does not bother me one bit. I do not mind being blocked even if I do not deserve it. I think the block feature is a great idea. You should be able to come and have fun without dealing with people that bother you.</p>
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<p>Now onto the main event those that abuse this for their petty last word. Usually I just rant and not call people out by name but this piece of garbage angered me. EggOnlyEgg could have removed my comment and blocked me problem solved nothing happens. Instead this self absorbed high and mighty retard feels it is ok to come to my page and talk crap then block me. When did it become good form or any kind of form to do such things. Was it really so important to try and get a last smart ass word before blocking me.</p>
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<p>What got me to this point was because EggOnlyEgg posted something funny on someone elses page. This comment told about "The Wrath of Her Friends" I really almost pissed myself laughing at someone that caught up in ebaums world to actually say something like that to another user. So I of course called her a media reposter (Which she is and admits never checking before posting) and challenged her to bring "The Wrath of Her Friends". When met with my humor her response showed how immature she really is.&nbsp;</p>
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<p>I am sure there are tons of others here on this site that act this way. Acting like this just makes you look like an idiot and an overly sensitive emo. Want to block people fine just block them and be done. Want to talk crap fine don't delete comments like a pussy. I only delete repeats and spam as it should be. Anyone that has a problem with me on here knows how to find me on here and what to say.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1222417164.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;This is a blog dedicated to those people that somehow think it is ok to talk shit or say something funny and then block you from commenting. I say mean stuff all the time and being blocked does not bother me one bit. I do not mind being blocked even if I do not deserve it. I think the block feature is a great idea. You should be able to come and have fun without dealing with people that bother you.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Now onto the main event those that abuse this for their petty last word. Usually I just rant and not call people out by name but this piece of garbage angered me. EggOnlyEgg could have removed my comment and blocked me problem solved nothing happens. Instead this self absorbed high and mighty retard feels it is ok to come to my page and talk crap then block me. When did it become good form or any kind of form to do such things. Was it really so important to try and get a last smart ass word before blocking me.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;What got me to this point was because EggOnlyEgg posted something funny on someone elses page. This comment told about &quot;The Wrath of Her Friends&quot; I really almost pissed myself laughing at someone that caught up in ebaums world to actually say something like that to another user. So I of course called her a media reposter (Which she is and admits never checking before posting) and challenged her to bring &quot;The Wrath of Her Friends&quot;. When met with my humor her response showed how immature she really is.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I am sure there are tons of others here on this site that act this way. Acting like this just makes you look like an idiot and an overly sensitive emo. Want to block people fine just block them and be done. Want to talk crap fine don't delete comments like a pussy. I only delete repeats and spam as it should be. Anyone that has a problem with me on here knows how to find me on here and what to say.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;This is Portolet and I still hate you all.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Mon, 22 Sep 2008 19:45:38 -0400</pubDate>
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							<p>I can only hope and pray they stop featuring blogs on the main page. Every time they feature a blog more of the cancer spreads. The cancer I speak of is the feature side people and the feature side commenters. They truly are a cancer on this section. They cut and paste blogs at the speed of light with no regard for those that have to read their shit. They comment blindly with no humor or insight since most of them do not have personalities. Each day I see more unfamiliar familiar faces here.</p>
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<p>That being said not all of them are a cancer on this section 2 or 3 have actually transitioned to be welcomed additions. It is nice to have a few new funny and quick witted people join the ranks. Sadly for each of those 1 people I see 4 worthless bags of shit enter. We should all band together to welcome the ones that contribute and make them feel all warm and fuzzy. The other cancerous peices of feature trash just need us to give them a few bouts of verbal chemotheraphy till they disappear. Maybe next blog I will call them out by name that could be fun.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1221987880.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I can only hope and pray they stop featuring blogs on the main page. Every time they feature a blog more of the cancer spreads. The cancer I speak of is the feature side people and the feature side commenters. They truly are a cancer on this section. They cut and paste blogs at the speed of light with no regard for those that have to read their shit. They comment blindly with no humor or insight since most of them do not have personalities. Each day I see more unfamiliar familiar faces here.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;That being said not all of them are a cancer on this section 2 or 3 have actually transitioned to be welcomed additions. It is nice to have a few new funny and quick witted people join the ranks. Sadly for each of those 1 people I see 4 worthless bags of shit enter. We should all band together to welcome the ones that contribute and make them feel all warm and fuzzy. The other cancerous peices of feature trash just need us to give them a few bouts of verbal chemotheraphy till they disappear. Maybe next blog I will call them out by name that could be fun.&lt;/p&gt;
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							<p>Over the past few weeks something has came up several instances and has made me seriously think about it. By seriously think get rather angered and want to crush the very being of people online. In what universe do these scumbags and hypocrites live that they actually think doing the same thing I do and calling me pathetic for it makes them any less pathetic by their own logic. Saying I must be sad and pathetic for making fun of people on the internet is laughable.</p>
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<p>Lets start with what is at the heart of this matter me. Why would me being here soley for entertainment make my life sad in any way. I have friends and family that are what I care about. Why would I or should I care about internet people and how would it make me pathetic to not care about people who are worthless pixel scum to me. Since you all seem to have me figured out I would love to hear some of your theories. If you must know its comically more fun to be mean than nice period. Sorry to disappoint you but thats the big secret behind me being on the internet.</p>
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<p>Now lets get to who is really pathetic on here. Any idiot that calls me pathetic by using the same tactics I use is pathetic without doubt. Being a hypocrite and using my own tactics to call me pathetic is truly sad. Do none of you have real life friends and family? It sure seems that way when you go over the top to try and suck peoples assholes out. I also seem to have a fanclub of idiots that follow me around. I do like the attention but your lives are much more pathetic because the best you can do is follow around someone you think is pathetic to call them pathetic. I would most certainly kill myself if that was all I could strive for is to be the guy chasing the guy being mean to people on the internet.</p>
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<p>At this point I have been banned from enough message boards and internet communities to know what I can and can't do. None of you so far are worthy of even being students of my chaos. If you going to come at me maybe you should make a group to brainstorm and think up witty things to say. At the very least find a way to discredit me as a bully or a troll with a real arguement. That tired ass you must be pathetic to make fun of people thing won't work.</p>
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&lt;p&gt;Lets start with what is at the heart of this matter me. Why would me being here soley for entertainment make my life sad in any way. I have friends and family that are what I care about. Why would I or should I care about internet people and how would it make me pathetic to not care about people who are worthless pixel scum to me. Since you all seem to have me figured out I would love to hear some of your theories. If you must know its comically more fun to be mean than nice period. Sorry to disappoint you but thats the big secret behind me being on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Now lets get to who is really pathetic on here. Any idiot that calls me pathetic by using the same tactics I use is pathetic without doubt. Being a hypocrite and using my own tactics to call me pathetic is truly sad. Do none of you have real life friends and family? It sure seems that way when you go over the top to try and suck peoples assholes out. I also seem to have a fanclub of idiots that follow me around. I do like the attention but your lives are much more pathetic because the best you can do is follow around someone you think is pathetic to call them pathetic. I would most certainly kill myself if that was all I could strive for is to be the guy chasing the guy being mean to people on the internet.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;At this point I have been banned from enough message boards and internet communities to know what I can and can't do. None of you so far are worthy of even being students of my chaos. If you going to come at me maybe you should make a group to brainstorm and think up witty things to say. At the very least find a way to discredit me as a bully or a troll with a real arguement. That tired ass you must be pathetic to make fun of people thing won't work.&lt;/p&gt;
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-09-18 23:20:47<br />
							<p>I do not think im the only one that feels we should have such a program in place in America. I just sit baffled at who gets to breed in this country and how much they breed. Why are stupid slut single mothers having 3 kids with 3 different dads? Why does anyone have kids they can't even remotely hope to take care of? All these questions just anger me very much and show how shitty America can be.</p>
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<p>My forced sterilization program would be similar to 3 strikes your out prison programs. Simple rules to prevent senseless and worthless people from flooding the streets with thier demon spawns. Have 2 kids with 2 different dads out of wedlock sterilized. Knock up 3 different women with no way to take care of 3 kids in different homes sterilized. Have more than 3 kids without means to take care of them sterilized. Have a kid when you are 16 or younger sterilized. Those kinds of rules they are reasonable and logical.</p>
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<p>A program like that would solve so many problems. You help slow down overpopulation. You lower the ammount of welfare and public services required greatly. You stop the further genetical depletion of the total breeding pool. Its statistically shown that stupid people breed at a much higher rates. You help solve teen pregnancy rates with the fear of sterilization or at very least prevent more bastard children with no dads from being created. Most importantly you stop children from having to live abused lives as the 3rd child of a home that can't even take care of one child but kept on trucking till they had a fucking football team.</p>
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<p>I think the really sad&nbsp; part about this blog is that it should be said. What happened to people having respect for themselves, thier children, and others that have to pay for thier piss poor breeding practices. I am stunned how or why anyone would keep producing children they cant take care of. The people having kids like that should be ashamed of themselves.</p>
<p>In closing only a worthless fucking degenerate has more kids than he or she can reasonably and adequately take care of. You all should post your forced sterilization programs too it would be interesting to read others views.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1221513303.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I do not think im the only one that feels we should have such a program in place in America. I just sit baffled at who gets to breed in this country and how much they breed. Why are stupid slut single mothers having 3 kids with 3 different dads? Why does anyone have kids they can't even remotely hope to take care of? All these questions just anger me very much and show how shitty America can be.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;My forced sterilization program would be similar to 3 strikes your out prison programs. Simple rules to prevent senseless and worthless people from flooding the streets with thier demon spawns. Have 2 kids with 2 different dads out of wedlock sterilized. Knock up 3 different women with no way to take care of 3 kids in different homes sterilized. Have more than 3 kids without means to take care of them sterilized. Have a kid when you are 16 or younger sterilized. Those kinds of rules they are reasonable and logical.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;A program like that would solve so many problems. You help slow down overpopulation. You lower the ammount of welfare and public services required greatly. You stop the further genetical depletion of the total breeding pool. Its statistically shown that stupid people breed at a much higher rates. You help solve teen pregnancy rates with the fear of sterilization or at very least prevent more bastard children with no dads from being created. Most importantly you stop children from having to live abused lives as the 3rd child of a home that can't even take care of one child but kept on trucking till they had a fucking football team.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;I think the really sad&amp;nbsp; part about this blog is that it should be said. What happened to people having respect for themselves, thier children, and others that have to pay for thier piss poor breeding practices. I am stunned how or why anyone would keep producing children they cant take care of. The people having kids like that should be ashamed of themselves.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;In closing only a worthless fucking degenerate has more kids than he or she can reasonably and adequately take care of. You all should post your forced sterilization programs too it would be interesting to read others views.&lt;/p&gt;
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-09-12 05:00:18<br />
							<p>I did some looking around for my own curiousity today and realized something. The error of my ways was pointed out plain as day. Everyone on this site is an idiot. I upload 70 items jokes, blogs, pictures, and videos and it has got me 1200 profile views an admirable number. I look at 3 other profiles 10-20 uploads each few blogs scattered miscelaneous media 3000 plus profile views it hit me. I just need to get a minorly attractive female avatar picture that looks real. If I blog about orgasms and the size of my tits people will be crawling over themselves to suck my ass.</p>
<p>So where is a good site to get moderately attractive real looking pictures with big tits. That is the path to becomming a super star in this shithole. Screw hard work trying to find funny stuff or being creative. I will just talk about rubbing oil on my tits and you morons will worship me like some kind of fucking god. Do you assholes really think real hot girls come here and subsequently will or want to screw any of you asshats. The answer is fuck no but I might as well get you stupid fuckers to build me a statue and give me gifts.</p>
<p>Peace out this is portolet I am a dude or possibly a woman or I will change soon I hope you all get herpes I am out.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1220757313.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I did some looking around for my own curiousity today and realized something. The error of my ways was pointed out plain as day. Everyone on this site is an idiot. I upload 70 items jokes, blogs, pictures, and videos and it has got me 1200 profile views an admirable number. I look at 3 other profiles 10-20 uploads each few blogs scattered miscelaneous media 3000 plus profile views it hit me. I just need to get a minorly attractive female avatar picture that looks real. If I blog about orgasms and the size of my tits people will be crawling over themselves to suck my ass.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So where is a good site to get moderately attractive real looking pictures with big tits. That is the path to becomming a super star in this shithole. Screw hard work trying to find funny stuff or being creative. I will just talk about rubbing oil on my tits and you morons will worship me like some kind of fucking god. Do you assholes really think real hot girls come here and subsequently will or want to screw any of you asshats. The answer is fuck no but I might as well get you stupid fuckers to build me a statue and give me gifts.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Peace out this is portolet I am a dude or possibly a woman or I will change soon I hope you all get herpes I am out.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Sun, 07 Sep 2008 00:28:43 -0400</pubDate>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-09-07 00:28:43<br />
							<p>Where and when did it become a common practice to be an E-THUG. Five times so far today I have seen people actually say "Bet you would not say that to my face" or something dumb to that effect. How about a small reality check. THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET.</p>
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<p>People come to the internet for entertainment, networking, and even commerce. This is a website for fun and amusement and at times the cultivation of degenerate tendancies. Why does it or would it matter someones standing on the other side of the keyboard. I choose to not engage in such behavior because it is childish. Making fun of people on here and such is what it is. Making fun of what you type and how you type is amusing to me deal with it.</p>
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<p>I don't threaten to come to thier houses or say I would beat them up unless its a verbal beatdown on here. You will never hear that I want to fight people. Its not because I don't think I would win. Chances are about 70% I would win. Why would I risk the 30% on someone I never seen, never met, and know nothing about. What do any of you know about me nothing. Do I wish to reveal detailed personal information to shut you up, fuck no.&nbsp; I will reveal generalized information to at least give you some idea who I am.</p>
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<p>I am over 25 and I do a manual labor trade in the hot florida sun. I have done hard work since I was a child. I am not small or weak in any way nor am I a prize fighter or a body builder. I am over 200lbs and under 400 lbs. My IQ is over 130 and I have been to colleges and trade schools. If you all wish to keep being jackass E-THUGS go ahead but for god sakes at least know something about people before you challenge them to fist fights and such.&nbsp;</p>
<p>USE YOUR PEA SIZED FUCKING BRAINS BEFORE YOU KEEP CHALLENGING PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW TO FIGHT.&nbsp; This is not intended as a challenge to you idiot E-THUGS it is a reminder to remember this is the god damn internet.</p>						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1220686098.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;Where and when did it become a common practice to be an E-THUG. Five times so far today I have seen people actually say &quot;Bet you would not say that to my face&quot; or something dumb to that effect. How about a small reality check. THIS IS THE FUCKING INTERNET.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;People come to the internet for entertainment, networking, and even commerce. This is a website for fun and amusement and at times the cultivation of degenerate tendancies. Why does it or would it matter someones standing on the other side of the keyboard. I choose to not engage in such behavior because it is childish. Making fun of people on here and such is what it is. Making fun of what you type and how you type is amusing to me deal with it.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I don't threaten to come to thier houses or say I would beat them up unless its a verbal beatdown on here. You will never hear that I want to fight people. Its not because I don't think I would win. Chances are about 70% I would win. Why would I risk the 30% on someone I never seen, never met, and know nothing about. What do any of you know about me nothing. Do I wish to reveal detailed personal information to shut you up, fuck no.&amp;nbsp; I will reveal generalized information to at least give you some idea who I am.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am over 25 and I do a manual labor trade in the hot florida sun. I have done hard work since I was a child. I am not small or weak in any way nor am I a prize fighter or a body builder. I am over 200lbs and under 400 lbs. My IQ is over 130 and I have been to colleges and trade schools. If you all wish to keep being jackass E-THUGS go ahead but for god sakes at least know something about people before you challenge them to fist fights and such.&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;USE YOUR PEA SIZED FUCKING BRAINS BEFORE YOU KEEP CHALLENGING PEOPLE YOU DON'T KNOW TO FIGHT.&amp;nbsp; This is not intended as a challenge to you idiot E-THUGS it is a reminder to remember this is the god damn internet.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-09-03 19:41:57<br />
							<p>How about we take some time to discuss a little bit of anime. I am a big fan of anime and have enjoyed it all my life. Recently in past year since I have had high speed internet I have been able to watch as much as I wish. I would like to hear some of your favorites and some that you think are the worst ever. I myself watch more anime than probably anyone else here. That probably is not a good thing but it is what it is. Each anime season I watch all the fansubs that I can find. This season I followed 17 series. The past 2 seasons before that 20 plus. My favorite types are usually harem or sci fi.</p>
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<p>I pretty much know unholy ammounts of information anyone is welcome to ask. My favorites of recent memory would have to be claymore and golgo 13. Claymore was probably the best thing I have seen in ages and reaches my top list with Berserk. Berserk is my favorite dubbed anime ever. It is the only anime that I feel the dub is better than the original japanesse. The reason Claymore is so amazing is the characters and the fights are just amazing to behold. It has everything Berserk had and an ending. That is the one thing that stopped Berserk from being my all time favorite. Golgo 13 is just damn cool. You get to watch him kill people from impossible situations with impossible shots. Each episode you are more amazed with what he can do and draws you into the story more. My still top anime of all time has to be Armitage III. The dub of course is really good because they used top actors for voices that we all recognize. Its story is of robots with the ability to concieve and the chaos that comes of it. Its a must see for any anime sci fi fan.</p>
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<p>The animes I hate is a small list but mostly the ones that end up in the US. Dragonball Z I cant stand it. The fights are beyond unrealistic how can you follow something where they blow up planets all the time. I can fit my mind around a ton of stuff just it gets too far out there. Naruto I tried so hard to like it but I can't you can only take so much of the kiddy crap and the edits before you get so pissed you are angry. Side note the manga for naruto is amazing. Last on the list of most hated is evangellion. A great series with no ending. Berserk got cut short on cash and never ended properly but they just flat out fucked up the ending for evangellion. Its the only series I ever regretted watching cause the ending was that anger inspiring.</p>
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<p>Well I will end this now since it will just get longer I could write 200 pages about animes I have watched. I just hope maybe we can get some discussion going or arguements. I don't get to talk about anime much in real life so I figured here might work.</p>						</td>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/thumbs/avatars/portolet/portolet-1219936522.gif" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;How about we take some time to discuss a little bit of anime. I am a big fan of anime and have enjoyed it all my life. Recently in past year since I have had high speed internet I have been able to watch as much as I wish. I would like to hear some of your favorites and some that you think are the worst ever. I myself watch more anime than probably anyone else here. That probably is not a good thing but it is what it is. Each anime season I watch all the fansubs that I can find. This season I followed 17 series. The past 2 seasons before that 20 plus. My favorite types are usually harem or sci fi.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&amp;nbsp;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I pretty much know unholy ammounts of information anyone is welcome to ask. My favorites of recent memory would have to be claymore and golgo 13. Claymore was probably the best thing I have seen in ages and reaches my top list with Berserk. Berserk is my favorite dubbed anime ever. It is the only anime that I feel the dub is better than the original japanesse. The reason Claymore is so amazing is the characters and the fights are just amazing to behold. It has everything Berserk had and an ending. That is the one thing that stopped Berserk from being my all time favorite. Golgo 13 is just damn cool. You get to watch him kill people from impossible situations with impossible shots. Each episode you are more amazed with what he can do and draws you into the story more. My still top anime of all time has to be Armitage III. The dub of course is really good because they used top actors for voices that we all recognize. Its story is of robots with the ability to concieve and the chaos that comes of it. Its a must see for any anime sci fi fan.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;The animes I hate is a small list but mostly the ones that end up in the US. Dragonball Z I cant stand it. The fights are beyond unrealistic how can you follow something where they blow up planets all the time. I can fit my mind around a ton of stuff just it gets too far out there. Naruto I tried so hard to like it but I can't you can only take so much of the kiddy crap and the edits before you get so pissed you are angry. Side note the manga for naruto is amazing. Last on the list of most hated is evangellion. A great series with no ending. Berserk got cut short on cash and never ended properly but they just flat out fucked up the ending for evangellion. Its the only series I ever regretted watching cause the ending was that anger inspiring.&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Well I will end this now since it will just get longer I could write 200 pages about animes I have watched. I just hope maybe we can get some discussion going or arguements. I don't get to talk about anime much in real life so I figured here might work.&lt;/p&gt;</media:description>
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							<p>Axiomreturns will only post 15 more blogs so 3 more rounds of 5 cut and paste jobs and he will have his daily 25 uploads finished. After he finishes we can get a few contructive blogs about real topics. I still cant see how those points mean enough to spam the shit out of a good section of the board.</p>
<p>I mean please how about getting a microphone and recording 25 10 second audio clips to get your 50 points per. At least with those you wont be screwing over people that wanna enjoy a little bit of light reading. Posting your bullshit only pisses people off and will eventually ruin or get this section taken down.</p>
<p>Is the 1500 eRep posting stuff that will never get featured really worth all this effort. I would kill myself if I woke up each day thinking of 25 things I could cut and paste in the blog section for eRep. How is that even fun or remotely what the site is meant for. Would it kill you if you really did wanna post 25 blogs to do real ones. Hell we would all even read them if they were real and be happy about it. Instead we have to see tired ass cut and paste of old shit.</p>
<p>Do everyone a favor and drink some battery acid axiomreturns you are a drain on this section and probably society as a whole.</p>
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&lt;p&gt;I mean please how about getting a microphone and recording 25 10 second audio clips to get your 50 points per. At least with those you wont be screwing over people that wanna enjoy a little bit of light reading. Posting your bullshit only pisses people off and will eventually ruin or get this section taken down.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Is the 1500 eRep posting stuff that will never get featured really worth all this effort. I would kill myself if I woke up each day thinking of 25 things I could cut and paste in the blog section for eRep. How is that even fun or remotely what the site is meant for. Would it kill you if you really did wanna post 25 blogs to do real ones. Hell we would all even read them if they were real and be happy about it. Instead we have to see tired ass cut and paste of old shit.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Do everyone a favor and drink some battery acid axiomreturns you are a drain on this section and probably society as a whole.&lt;/p&gt;
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			<pubDate>Wed, 27 Aug 2008 23:22:12 -0400</pubDate>
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-08-27 23:22:12<br />
							<p>I just wanted to blog about not making my eRep quota for the day so im gonna bang out a 50 shot before I take a nap. Thanks everyone who reads and comments as the brothers would say "nigga gotta get paid".&nbsp; I will probably comment 9 times on this and rate it so I can get a basketball game like score of eRep for this. With your help I can probably get to 100 for this one blog.</p>
<p>We really need more blogs like this. Is there someone at least trying to get the system fixed. The blogs are the biggest joke right now because everyone is just busting them for eRep. Reduce them to 5 eRep each and this place would be real blogs. I come here for amusement not in hopes of getting a PS3 or a camera. Why do we all have to be held hostage by a system that is good if used correctly. 50% of all the stuff posted is for eRep.</p>
<p>Remember rate and comment daddy needs a new mustang.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/img/user_male-75.png" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;I just wanted to blog about not making my eRep quota for the day so im gonna bang out a 50 shot before I take a nap. Thanks everyone who reads and comments as the brothers would say &quot;nigga gotta get paid&quot;.&amp;nbsp; I will probably comment 9 times on this and rate it so I can get a basketball game like score of eRep for this. With your help I can probably get to 100 for this one blog.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;We really need more blogs like this. Is there someone at least trying to get the system fixed. The blogs are the biggest joke right now because everyone is just busting them for eRep. Reduce them to 5 eRep each and this place would be real blogs. I come here for amusement not in hopes of getting a PS3 or a camera. Why do we all have to be held hostage by a system that is good if used correctly. 50% of all the stuff posted is for eRep.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Remember rate and comment daddy needs a new mustang.&lt;/p&gt;
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							<strong>Added:</strong> 2008-08-27 21:04:35<br />
							<p>Is it just me or is everyone else tired of seeing the same comments reused over and over again every blog. I am all about people being assholes be it to me or others. I do my best to be mean, funny, supportive, even a dick, but I at least keep it creative and different. There is nothing funny about repeating something that was funny 1 time 87000 times.</p>
<p>Lets get a good example how about IdidURmomma. One day he slaps out an ITT-Tech joke it was funny. What does he do with his funny joke save it for another time when it would be funny again, hell no he uses it 17 times in 2 days. So today he added a second joke to his aresenal I read it and laughed even if it was about me. So now I have seen it 6 times in a row and its not amusing.</p>
<p>How about you no tallent sons of bitches get creative and make this interesting. It is no fun to make fun of you stupid bastards if you repeat yourselfs like retarded parrots. SQUAK ITT-Tech Polly want a cracker ITT-Tech Squak. Lets all have fun being assholes here but come with something. It does not even have to be that funny if its original. Thats all for now fucking idiots eat shit and die.</p>
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			<media:thumbnail url="http://media.ebaumsworld.com/img/user_male-75.png" width="75" height="75" />						<media:description type="html">&lt;p&gt;Is it just me or is everyone else tired of seeing the same comments reused over and over again every blog. I am all about people being assholes be it to me or others. I do my best to be mean, funny, supportive, even a dick, but I at least keep it creative and different. There is nothing funny about repeating something that was funny 1 time 87000 times.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Lets get a good example how about IdidURmomma. One day he slaps out an ITT-Tech joke it was funny. What does he do with his funny joke save it for another time when it would be funny again, hell no he uses it 17 times in 2 days. So today he added a second joke to his aresenal I read it and laughed even if it was about me. So now I have seen it 6 times in a row and its not amusing.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;How about you no tallent sons of bitches get creative and make this interesting. It is no fun to make fun of you stupid bastards if you repeat yourselfs like retarded parrots. SQUAK ITT-Tech Polly want a cracker ITT-Tech Squak. Lets all have fun being assholes here but come with something. It does not even have to be that funny if its original. Thats all for now fucking idiots eat shit and die.&lt;/p&gt;
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