ok first off if you're not a hardcore fan of the friday the 13th movies  you dont have the right to comment, unless you have seen all the movies you are an idiot!!!!

so i went to see this movie and right of the back i knew it was gonna suck when i saw who  produced it.... the worst director/producer of all time Micheal Bay..... but we wont go into that for now.....

so the movie begins with a cheep recap of the first movie if you asked me it would have been better if it was stock footage but anyways after the movie begins we go to these douche bag guys and whores so pretty much your average teenagers and they are on the woods god knows why when jason comes out of the woods and kills them, ok mistake number one, why is he wearing a nap sack? he lost that 8 movies ago... so anyways he runs like the wind and i know most people had a problem with that but jason has run before... i believe it was  5 or 6 when he ran if im wrong please correct me, so he take s a girl prisoner..... (record scratching) wait did i just say that? yes "jason"just took in a prisoner.... what the fuck!!!! jason is not leather face!!!!! he doesnt take prisoners!!!! i went to look up the director and guess what he also directed the texas chain saw massacre.... oh now it makes sense.... no it doesnt he's jason!!! imagine if Michael myers killed people in they're dreams is the same concept!!!! that was mistake  number  2. mistake number  3 the plot sends in another group of teens a stoner asian ( yeah thats original ) a black guy and 2 couples they are there to look for the missing campers.... ( record scratch) wait how did they know they went there, the first batch stumbled into camp crystal lake by accident....  so anyways they forget about they're mission and begin to live it up.... sure..... so once a girl gets killed in the dock which by the way was the only creative kill in the movie...  night falls by now jason has gotten the infamous hockey mask where he got it? god knows.... i mean in the  3rd movie they told you he found it  in a barn but in this one he magically has it on..... that is mistake  number 4. so after a while nothing interesting happens until mistake number  5. the sex scene. i know they are a big part of the franchise but in this movie it just there for no reason.... in almost all movies the couples get killed during sex which makes the irony of laugh now but you'll be crying later.... so after the pointless sex scene we move on to the least creative kills ever made  is just slashing of throats.... so after these boring kills that wouldnt scare  a 5 year old.... we move on to mistake number  6 the killing of Jason... 

now lets take a pause for all the ways Jason has been killed.... he's been drowned set on fire macheted down by corey feldman  and even blown up by the army... so what creative way did Michael bay and his gang chose for Jasons's demise?..... i simple  slashing of the head by a shredder....  wow....... they free they're prisoner and after Jason's "dead"the kids decide to toss his body into the lake..... cuz thats what you do to a homicidal killer who just killed all your friends you give him a proper burial instead of running for your life and setting his body on fire.... so once they toss him in the lake they have the audacity to cause mistake number  7..... try to replicate the original jason jumping out the water and surprising the crowd by grabbing the lead girl... of course this couldn't surprise a kid with epilepsy.... 

so lets take a second and think about this movie.....................

THIS WAS THE MOST DISGUSTING PIECE OF SHIT EXCUSE FOR A SLASHER FLICK TO EVER COME OUT OF MICHAEL BAY'S BRILLIANT AND CREATIVE HEAD!!!!!! this movie followed no standards of the original slasher flick movies it was just leather face in a hockey mask and had the least amount of creative killings since attack of the the killer clowns from outer space!!!!!

now my biggest problem with this movie id that is the first friday the 13th movie released with that title in a decade.... and even Jason X and freddy vs jason were great.... but this is the first movie many people are gonna see and once they love it like idiots and go to see more and see that the old movies are nothing like this pice of shit they'll hate the old good ones and they will die forever.... i mean what's wrong with a sequel??? we haven't had a direct sequel that follows the last movie since jason takes manhattan.... to me and to hardcore loyal fans of this movie like myself, this movie doesnt exist is a different movie in a different line of movies there is only 11 friday the 13th movies, kinda how hardcore godzilla fans think of 1999 Godzilla as non existing.... now Micheal bay and his crew are already working on a remake of the Nightmare on elms street movie.... no fucking way!!!!!! it is gonna suck balls!!!!  they will probably not even cast Robert England and make Wes Craven roll in his grave.... so Michael Bay took the Friday the 13th Franchise ate it up capped it out and threw a load of special effects on it and released it on Friday the 13th..... i think thats what he's out to do take good stories throw special effects on it and fuck it up for life.... he fucked up Pearl Harbor worse than the Japanese did he fucked up Transformers he Fucked up Jason and now he's gonna fuck up Freddy Krugger.... put an end to this and boycott his movies, either way you can see them on the internet so why bother?? 

for now take care of your selfs and each other

Quin of King

ok if you never post things and you're just here to watch stuff click away.....

ok i dont know whos the genius who decited that you should get less points for views on media...... 

i have been lucky enough to be featured twice maybe you've seen "star  wars thats what she said" and most recently "kid singing Britney Spears get Scared to death" now my first featured media was featured about about a few moths ago i went from 22,000 points all the way to 80,000 points i even made 30,000 points in one day, now with the my new material on the front page ,it has more views than my first featuring and i only went from 110,000 points to 130,000 points..... so for 60,000 views i got 60,000 points and for 74,000 views i only made 20,000 points ...WTF? maybe is because of the new moderators or maybe the fact Eric Bauman Sold the website ( as far as I've Told) that this problem started.....i don't wanna sound like a nerdy kid who cries and screams because he got an A and not an A+.... but im trying to get a DS for my little sister as a Christmas Present and with me getting featured i thought i would be able to claim that price..... 

If you have a similar problem please comment and a merry christmas, or Chanukah or Kwanzaa or what ever holiday you celebrate.......

I know  Im going to get a lot of hate commets for this but I need to do this because Family Guy Sucks!!!! this show used to be good and i use to watch it, but now is by far the Worse Show on Tv! here are the reasons why:

There is Absolutely no Character Development, that are vital for any show, lets see what we know about the characters:

Peter: 

we know nothing about him other than he is a rip-off of Homer Simpson,his father  step father never loved him and his real father is a drunk in ireland for a long time we did not know what he did for a living, and if he works at a factory, how can he afford a family of 5, a big house and a stay at home wife?

Lois: 

there's nothing on her other than her parents are rich and in some episodes she can sing

Chris:

Again nothing, in most episodes he has one line just so he can be in the episode

Meg:

in some episodes shes anorexic  in some episodes shes suicidal and in some she has a boyfriend and in some she cant get a date to save her life! and again nothing on backround history

Quaqmire:

the only thing we know about him is he's a pervert. thats all  we dont know family backround or what he does for a living

Cleaveland:

all we know is that he is the token black guy

Stewie:

he was already a rip-off of a show that  no body knew about, that had a baby bend on taking over the world and now he is the guy who's personality changes every episode, in the episode "where's my money" he's a mafia type guy and in another he's some what gay , they killed his character completely!

Now Brian is a different story :

He was one of the 2 original characters in the pilot episode he was a brown skiny dog with a big nose kinda like Snoopy if you will, but when the show went big they changed him to a more robust and white dog sound s like snoopy gain some weight!. He is the character we know most about we know he is  an social drinker we know his favorite drink , we know he went to college, we know he has trouble maintaining a relationship , basically the only thing we dont know about him is how he can talk.

you can ask any Family guy fan To list all the things he or she knows about Family Guy's characters, they Will not be talking to you for long

The Next Aspect that makes Family Guy the worse show ever is theyr'e techniques to catch your attention 

Old Pop Culture Refrence:

in every episode there is a pop culture refrence from the 80's or 90's to remind older viewiers of memories

Repetition:

You might notice that Family guy uses repetition in theyre flash backs and never ending sequences; in the episode with the Bull frog Peter tries to get rid of the dead Bull frog for about 2-3 minutes non-stop, eventually making you laugh

Musical Numbers:

Every single Musical number is either an alteration of an existing song or the actual song it self, exept the episode when Brian gets a DUI and has to take care of an old lady as Comunity service and sings about all the years she has missed for being in her house for years, that was the only original song  ever.

Randomness:

ok just tell me how the fuck is jafar at the eye doctor funny?? or greaseed up def guy??? or chicken fight  funny???!!!

The Next aspect of Family Guy has that makes it a dispicable show is the the creator Seth Mcfarlane is a Sell-Out!

the Show was a respectible comedy show in the first 3 seasons before it got cancelled but after it got cancelled and the show was aired on Cartoon Network's Adult Swim and Tv Land and TBS, Mcfarlane was able to see what the fans liked more  so he modefied the show to please the audience, now that is not wrong but like anything in ecxes is bad... thats why theres so much Chicken, Fight Evil Monkey and stewie Being Gay... among other aspects...

Seth Mcfarlane is making millions of dollars by making America stupid and ignorant...and that is why the world hates us..

The Last Aspect is; that The Whole Writer proses and Artistic Prosess of Family Guy Is completely unprofetional:  

after the show went off the air and came back alot of the writerds and artist were fired and replaced, some of which describe Family Guy as "Dull and very easy to draw" even  John Krigfalusi, creator of Ren and Stimpy said : "If you're a kid wanting to be a cartoonist today, and you're looking at Family Guy, you do not have to aim very high" i Agree with this satement because I personally drew all of the characters from family guy when I was 11 years old and the show was still in its early days.

some of the Cartoonist said that sometimes they would want to add detail to the characters in Family Guy but Seth Mcfarlane would Reject these Ideas and did not allow it.

The New Writers of Family Guy dont have to work very hard to get paid, most of the jokes are recycled and have no relevance to the plot, South Park( by the way best show ever right next to Boondocks) mocked Family Guy in their 2 part series Cartoon Wars they even said that the writers were Manatee's in a tank with balls that contained words that put together spelled out a Family guy Joke, Hey My little Sister got a C+ on her writing assigment she can be a great Family guy Writter and make good money

So what have we learned? Family guy is the worst show ever, this is not a matter of opinion this is a matter of fact! if you like family guy you have no right to defend it because you have proven that you are an ignorant american who just proove sterotypes true ,please leave you comments on this article...but for the love of god dont ebarrass your self by saying something dumb!

If you ask me, the only thing good that came out of family guy is the Family guy porn....

Quin_of_King

I was watching the Boondocks the otherday ( by the way best show ever!!!) and it was the episode "the story of Ganstalicius pt.2" it was about how the rapper named ganstalicius was gay but did not want to atmid it, even though his clothing line was all squirts bra's and other girly and gay things.... and it got me thinking " man there is a lot of aspects in the hip hop world that should be considered gay..." so here is what I noticed....

Exhibit A:

the rapper Souljaboy has prety much become a sensation although i know many people who like hip-hop and agree with me that souljaboy should not be considered a rapper and let along an "artist" but anyway...

 i noticed that his, and I quote "songs" are crank dat spider man, crank dat batman,crank dat superman and i noticed this son of a bitch likes to rap about men in tights!!!!!

and he doesnt want women on him so he scares them away by yelling YAHHHH!!!

Exhinbit B

Rapper 50cent has been some wat succsessful but i noticed that someone who is not an athlete or a body builder whos job requires no physical activity,can get any woman he wants no matter what he looks like and still works out that much ,is defenatly GAY!!!!!!

Exhibit C:

Rapper Kanye West. anyone who wears those fucking glasses  that are white purple pink red blue and what not is so Fruty that tucan sam wanted him to make him into a cereal... and if you make a song about dimond that are not on your chain is so gay that elton john wanted to be in the remix ( by the way eltyon john is the best)

so what heve we learned??? rap is gay in every aspect... you know how the trend of wearing your pants low started???? it was started by prisoners in jail who would wear their pants low so the other inmates would check them out and have sex with them.... also the fact that pink is now a thug color is the most gayest thing ive ever seen in my life!!!! the other day i saw a group of guys at my school talking for more than 10 minutes about their sneakers or shoes, i mean you might as well get a penis and put it in your mouth.... and if you actually have more jewlry then the nearest woman to you get aother penis and put it in your ass!!!!!

i have nothig agaist gay people i believe that love knows no boundaries, i personally am not gay.... but i do  have something against people who say they are "gangstas" when in reallyty they are just copying some one else on something that is gay and dont even have the intellegence to look at what they are copying...

Quin of King   

Here's a list of creative ways to excuse yourself from doing your homework

-Alligator ate it

-the guy who does it for me was sick

- My hand exploded but its better now

-UPS was on strike so ill be here next week

-I coulnd do it Im part of the writters strike

-It was Dark so I coul'nt do it

- I thought youy said foam work (Show up with a bottle of "moose")

-wheres your homework?

And the number one way that will get any teacher/ proffesor to excuse you is...

-I fealt that it was'nt challenging enough....