Seriously, because it seems every response to a comment is, "Your a cunt." Or, the everpopular, "Your a pussy." So i was just thinking, what if this user is really a cunt and a pussy. Then that comment would be straight dumb, becuase that's like saying, "You have two ankles." Ya know?

Just thought I'd vent some shit: LeBron is an overgrown bitch who gets his dick sucked by the refs and NBA officials

The NBA has lost me as a fan because in the Cavaliers / Celtics series, the refs have ruined it. I watch the game to see explosive plays, not to see the Cavaliers go to the free throw line on bullshit calls.

I'm from Arizona, and I feel bad for the Celtics fans, because they are literally getting the series stolen from them. I understand the league wants to be careful with LeBron, and I understand that he is the poster boy for the future of the NBA, but the game has been ruined. So far in game 6, it has been Cleveland at the line the entire time. That isn't fun to watch, and I'm really pissed. Shooting 18 free throws in a half is entirely boring and gay.

So, in conclusion, this is a big fuck you to the NBA and their officials. You lost me as a fan, and I'm hoping you can someday see that you all suck balls.

Lately, on eBaums and in my highschool, I've been seeing a lot of girls fighting. I honostly think that's the trashiest shit ever. Don't get me wrong, I'm a horny teen too and I love to see a good girl wrestling match, but seeing girls fight over the dumbest shit ever just isn't attractive. Sorry, but I don't like girls with black eyes and half of their hair pulled out.

what about you guys? i think its too confusing and i cant see comments and shit.. i like how before it was just simple, and even this blog shit. your gonna make me write 256 characters? f that, im gonna do as i want to do. even now i havent written that much, and i feel like a douche because im just writing to get past 256 characters. also, that new selected media thing takes up wayyyy to much space. but, i do like the groups. thats sick.

i just got it, hell yeah! so, i probably wont be on here for the next week, seeing as how i'll be playing it constantly.

Well, I posted this and it got a pretty good reaction, but I couldn't find any more funny ones. Do you guys have any more, and if so could you just post them, then I'd post a compilation?

I thought I'd continue the "Being caught jacking off" stories, since I have a pretty funny one.

I was out on one of those trophy trips with my soccer team when I was around 12. Having recently gone through puberty and figuring out how much fun and pleasure I could get from jacking off, I was on edge 24/7. We were at the Sonic fast food place, when I knew I had to get to a bathroom soon, or I would explode. I quickly ran to the bathroom, claiming a number 2 emergency. I ran through a door and entered the bathroom, finding the stall. Using a porno I had recently watched (and thought I was extremely badass for watching) I started the process. As I finished, the bathroom door opened, and I put my feet up, so as not to be soon. I heard a, "Hello, is anyone there?" but I didn't answer. Praying to God, Allah, and whatever god I could think of, I wished he would leave. He then brought in a mop and starting cleaning the bathroom. I started wiping up as quickly as possible, but I was too late. The kid opened the door and caught me. Obviously trying not to laugh out loud, he ran out of the bathroom. I finished cleaning up and had to embarrassingly walk through the store. We made eye contact, and I still know what he looks like to this day.

To be honest, that pisses me off so hard. If i wanted to play your game, I would have clicked on the other million advertisements for it. It's not like I see a new comment and think, "Wow, I've seen a hundred of these today. If I see one more, I'm definitely going to go try this new cool game."

No, I don't. Leave, please.