I personally have no superpowers, but if i did here are some I would want.

1.  Invisibility/Freeze, All guys would use this.

2.  Shape-Shifting, you can fly and form to different objects and do sweet shit.  Imagine the sex.  (Offers everything Invisibility has)

3.  Super Strength, I would beat some ass.

4.  Speed, Flash is pretty sweet.

5.  Regeneration/immortailty

6.  Morph, Use other peoples powers.

7.  Teleportation

8.  Telekensis

9.  X-Ray Vision

10. Youth

Add some

I did some crazy shit as a kid.  I mean fighting is one thing and fucking with a teacher or pulling pranks on your friends or family is another.  At 23 years of age I still consider myself as a kid but I want to go back to about 12 and under to figure out what the craziest thing you guys have done as a kid.  Mine goes back to about 5th or 6th grade.  I was out at in infamous "recess", that is given to us each day to have our "snacks" and could run around aimlessly.  I was playing basketball and i was the new kid and some fucking dork came up to me and took my basketball and tried to fake the ball at me and accidently let go and hit me in the face giving me a bloody nose.  I didn't think much after that so i took the ball and threw it at his face and pushed him pretty hard.  Anyways, he tripped and fell right into the fire extinguisher to the left of the basketball hoop. 

The end result: 

He ended up with a broken nose, most kids didnt fuck with me after and i was suspended for 3 days.  Hate the kid to this day!

I wanna hear your stories.

As stupid becomes stupid and smart well isn't that smart, I look at the world as a view from above.  I farted you see and it smells.

Why does it smell?  Well, because i sharted and do not know what to do in the company the is present. 

Style is one that is imaginable and contains many materialistic views and superficial minds.  What is the product of attractiveness?  What is the defintion of attraction?

One might ask oneself how do I know if a girl likes it in the ass?  I often tend to ask my date for the night what she prefers.  If she doesn't like it in the ass I try anyways.  Then I make her suck my dick.

Yay!

My point of View:  I think that as you get older you make the choice of dating girls or dating guys.  I think that there are a lot of different factors that can make you "become" gay.  Some factors that I think that have a influence on how your life is played out when it comes to heterosexuality and homosexuality are whether you grow up in a family that is accepting of anything, missing a parent or both parents or if you were made fun of a lot in social situations.  I think that neglect, lack of social events and missing a father figure or mother figure has a huge impact on your sexuality.  I may be wrong but I feel that you have a choice and are not born "gay". 

My friends point of view:  He thinks that when you are born you are instantly gay or staright.  Think about it, down syndrome is cause by a missing chromosome so it is possible to be gentically gay or straight.  Research even shows this and it is apparent growing up that people even in there early adulthood are attracted to the same sex.  Could research potentially determine desired sexuality at birth?  I think eventually this can happen because there is so much undiscovered or unknown about the brain and how all of its functions.

Another thing to think about:  Can animals be gay?  I think my male dog is!  He likes to lick other dogs penis.

As my last semester is about to start I have thought to myself many times "was it worth it".  I mean I have spent thousands and thousands of dollars for a peice of paper that says I have a degree.  6 months after I am done with school I will more than likely still be looking for a job and being pounded in the ass by the government to pay them back when I will be broke and paying the minimum which will not even cover the intrest. 

Is it worth it?  I am not a A student because I just do not care about I hope to find a good job that pays well someday but I look back on all the experiences I have had in college when it comes to hooking up with the occassional girl, drinking beer and watching sports, chilling and not having a job basically all through college because again I just do not care.  Some people can say that I am lazy or unmotivated but really I just think I am trying to be young and enjoy and try to forget the inevitable.  What if I just graduated high school and started working at a factory and just made money and started my adult life young?  Would that have been smarter?  Or what if I took a year off after high school and tried to think of a brilliant idea and started a business up?  I don't know just some thoughts but fuck I hope I can get a decent job with a sports management degree and a marketing degree but I guess we will have to see. 

Kind of personal shit but if any of you guys have some input on college or what to do to succeed after college without getting railed by all the bills that would be good.  I look back on my college experience and have made a ton of friends, fucked a lot of shit up, gained a reputation with the girls and it is time to move on I think.  Time to get out of Minnesota.  The only real thing I have taken in while in college is the word "Networking".  I think networking is the key term for anything that a person wants to do.  The people you know is the way in to anything.  If you do not know people, well your pretty much fucked and you might as well work at Mc Donalds and even then to become a peice of shit manager you have to network a little.

Anyways, with all of that said I hope I can deify the odds of a ordinary college graduate and not get fucked by not finding a job and having the bills poor in.  Hopefully with all this being said, I can network with some people or just have people make fun of what I have just announced to complete strangers but I don't give a fuck.  Lets see what happens.  Night all!  Sorry for possible grammatical errors which I am sure are everywhere in this article.

-Shoots

Now in my Senior Year of College, I have experienced what it is like to be broke and stealing plastic forks, spoons, knives, wetnaps, napkins, ketchup and all other condiments you can think of when im drunk and on the prowl.  Healthy food is not cheap, giftcards are always nice and cheap cheap food gets old but it works.  Here is my top 10 college food that we eat on a everyday basis for 2-4 years if not longer.  (I'm on the 5 year program)

Top 10 Foods

10. Party Pizza ($1.25)

9. Only add water Mashed Potatos ($.99)

8. Ravioli and the others that are in that category.  ($.99)

7. Rice o Roni ($1.50)

6. PB&J ($2.00)

5. Grilled Cheese ($2.00)

4. Pizza Rolls ($2.75)

3. Mac & Cheese ($.88)

2. ANY FAST FOOD

1. HMMMMM Roman Noodles ($.10)

Im sure there are many more and feel free to voice your college days or what you eat now if you are lazy and dont really like making sh*t!  Haha , ill admit although im not fat i do tend to eat a ass load of fast food.  And when i do have food i hate making it.  Let me know what you think!

These are my picks which most of you tend to add a lot of other good ones but here are the ones i think are pretty good so feel free to add!  I am only 23 so I dont know a lot of the older ones that well but ill do my best haha.  Lets do this Old School Style

30. The Facts Of Life

29. Frasier

28. Chico and the Man

27. The Wonder Years

26. The Cosby Show

25. M*A*S*H

24. Step by Step

23. Growing Pains

22. Malcom in the Middle

21. Family Matters

20. King Of The Hill

19. Who's The Boss

18. Salute Your Shorts

17. Dinosaurs

16. Alf

15. Saved By The Bell

14. Futurama

13. Happy Days

12. Bevis and Butthead

11. Everybody Loves Raymond

10. Married With Children

9. Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

8. Friends

7. Full House

6. Sienfeld

5. Home Improvement

4. Ren and Stimpy

3. Family Guy

2. SouthPark

1. The Simpsons

Others Recieving Votes:  Wings, Coach, California Dreams, Hey Dude, I love Lucy, Taxi, The King of Queens, The Nanny, Hangin' With Mr. Cooper, Boy Meets World, Mister Ed, The Bob Newhart Show, Denise the Menace, Leave it to Beaver The Office.  Vote!!!!!! 

Voted by Users:  The Jeffersons, Two and a Half Men,Men Behaving Badly, How I met Your Mother,It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Scrubs, Burn Notice, Kids in the Hall, Monk

Some From Our English Friends That I wish I could watch:  PeepShow, Shameless, Only Fools and Horses, Skins, FawltyTowers, Porridge, Phoenix Nights, Royal Family, Inbetweeners, Dad's Army, Spaced, Blackadder, Red Dwarf and the Mighty League of Gentlemen!

As I sit here thinking about what to "blog" about I thought it would be funny to see what other people call their penis, or better yet what your girl calls your penis.  I have heard many different names for a penis but I am curious who has the most creative.  Hmmmmmmmmmm......Lets here them and ill put them up on here.

Mine:

My favorite is Daddy Long-Stroke. 

USER NAMES:

-Whenever he gets lonely

-The Angry Inch

-Lost in translation

-pee pee

-"getthemicroscope"  haha i like this one

-Pedro

-wee wee

-bellend

-Chode

-Schlong-a-long-a-ding-dong

-Polish Rifle

-Capped crusader

-The General

-Two Handled Shotgun

-The German Helmet

-The Best Man

-BeefHammer

-Thundercleese

-Mr. Pringle Can

-Mr. Longfellow

-The Octagon hahahahaha

If you cant think of any check this video out that has TONS of penis names kinda funny.

http://www.madblast.com/funny/13185_penis-names.html

These are my picks.  Feel free to add yours!

27.Commodus in Gladiator

26. Jason

25. Graboids, Tremors

24. Chucky

23. Government, V for Vendetta

22. Zed's Dead Baby, Zeds Dead

21. Stuntman Mike, Deathproof

20. Miranda Hillard, Miss Doubtfire

19. Lo-Pan, A big problem in little china

18. Buffalo Bill, Silence of the Lambs

17. Lord Voldemort

16. The Flying Monkeys, Wizard of Oz

15. Zed, Pulp Fiction

14. Scar, Lion King 1994

13. Brick Top, Snatch

12. puppets from the puppet master movies

11. Annie Wilkes, Misery - 1990

10.  Freddy Krueger, A Nightmare on Elm Street - 1984

9. Die Hard - Hans Gruber

8. Se7en - John Doe

7. Michael Myers, Halloween - 1978

6. Psycho etc. - Norman Bates

5. 2001: A Space Odyssey - HAL 9000

4. Joker, The Dark Knight - 2008

3. Hannibal Lecter, Silence of the Lambs - 1991

2. Darth Vader, Star Wars series - 1977-2005

1. JigSaw, Saw

*There are many more amazing villians but these are the ones that scared the shit out of me at times haha or were just awesome.  Hate all you want but i like them! lets see how many we can get!

Tell me what you think and add some!

20.  I am Legend

19.  American Pie before they got stupid

18. Ironman

17. Bambi

16.  Fievel goes West

15.  Halloween---- all of them

14. O  "Othello"

13. Scarface

12. The Godfather series

11. Silence of the Lamps

10.  Anchor Man

9. Step Brothers

8. BeetleJuice----My fav. kid movie

7. American Gangster

6. Harry Potter Series

5. Cruel Intentions---my life

4. Dumb and Dumber

3. The Saw Series----some are better than others

2. Office Space---gotta love that

1. Freddy Got Fingered

This is a toast to us!  For those who love us, the bitches who hate us, and the lucky muthafucka who have got to meet us!  Cheers to 2009

My new years resolution is to stop the hates!  Whats yours? 

Haters need to be gone and not worried about.  Peace Love the GAP i always say!