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Where the fuck are my ebones? It wasn't bad enough when they sold the site and all my ereps no longer counted for shit. Now the measly 80,000 ebones i HAD are gone. And possibly at some moderator's poor discretion? Who wants a shitty ebaums t-shirt anyway. Fuck this site.
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/82197856/ Ebones Where the fuck are my ebones? It wasn't bad enough when they sold the site and all my ereps no longer counted for shit. Now the measly 80,000 ebones i HAD are gone. And possibly at some moderator's poor discretion? Who wants a shitty ebaums t-shirt anyway. Fuck this site. <br /> 81988120 Sat, 05 Nov 2011 16:39:39 -0400 [Blog] Who gets the money? Added: 2011-11-05 16:39:39
For those who would rather skip the novel, here's my dilemma.
I've been caring for two pups from my mom's boyfriend's purebred dogs. He has not put an ounce of effort into the pups (time or money). He sells them for $750-$1000 a pup. He has offered to let me keep the money from one puppy. I'm pissed that he thinks he entitled to any money at all. Who's wrong?


My mom's boyfriend has two purebred dogs that he breeds for money. And when i say "breed" i mean that he literally goes down to the parents' cage for his monthly check and occasionally happens to stumble upon a litter. I mean how is he supposed to know when they might have puppies? It's not like dogs have special mating times throughout the year, right?
So a few months ago, I hear whining coming from their cage and go down to check it out. Seven puppies. I tell my mom's boyfriend and he takes my word for it. He couldn't care less to see for himself. Over the next few days, they start to die off one by one. It's expected that every puppy wont survive from a litter. I even suspect that there were more puppies before the seven. A few days go by and the puppies aren't dying. Three strong little pups are left--a boy and two girls.
I come home from work when the pups are a week old and go down to check on them. The male is gone. One of the girls is sitting in her parents' shit-pile screaming for her mom. Their mom isn't nurturing them. I weigh the options. I could let nature take its course--leave the pups with their mom, if they live, great. Or i could take them in and raise them myself where they could possibly still die. I make the choice to not sit by and watch them die. If they die in my care, I'll know they were given the chance they deserved.
I began feeding them around the clock. Every 3 hours for 5 and a half weeks until they were weened. I was buying formula, 10-15 puppy blankets to help keep their bed clean, doing laundry twice a day. My girlfriend and I took shifts feeding them at night and we even recruited a friend to help out during the day a few times when we weren't able to keep up with the schedule. Did my mom's boyfriend take a single shift? No. He even allowed my friend to feed the pups one day when he was sitting on his butt at home from work. He neglected to tell us the night before that he planned to take off even when we were making worried calls to make sure the pups didn't starve.
When the pups got to the age where they weren't sleeping all day, I decided they needed a bigger living space. At 3 weeks old, they went from a 1'x2' pet carrier to a 4'x8' carpeted pen. Did my mom's boyfriend help build this pen? No. Nor did he offer to help pay for it.
These little girls are now 7 weeks old and almost ready to go to their new homes. I've been posting them online and even made a facebook for potential buyers who want to track the pups as they grow up. They've had their shots, and will be akc registered (when he finally decides to send in for the god damn paper work). These dogs go for $750-$1000. He comes to me and says "I'll make you a deal, you can have the money from the first puppy"
The thought infuriates me. Not that I won't get all the money. But that he feels that hes entitled to HALF just because his poor neglected dog happened to push out some puppies a few months ago. He might as well have said to me "I'll make you a deal, you spend all your money and all your time and I'll take half your money. Awesome deal, right??" I would give these puppies away before I see this fucker get any kind of profit out of them.
I don't mind spending the money--no one forced me or even asked me to. I'm happy to see these little girls with new collars and bowls and cute little blankets. I'm glad they have a nice big pen to play in while I'm at work. I disagree with breeding and would rather have them go to a great home than have money in my pocket. Is he being generous by offering me money from the sale of one of his puppies?





]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81988120/ Who gets the money? For those who would rather skip the novel, here's my dilemma. <br />I've been caring for two pups from my mom's boyfriend's purebred dogs. He has not put an ounce of effort into the pups (time or money). He sells them for $750-$1000 a pup. He has offered to let me keep the money from one puppy. I'm pissed that he thinks he entitled to any money at all. Who's wrong? <br /><br /><br />My mom's boyfriend has two purebred dogs that he breeds for money. And when i say "breed" i mean that he literally goes down to the parents' cage for his monthly check and occasionally happens to stumble upon a litter. I mean how is he supposed to know when they might have puppies? It's not like dogs have special mating times throughout the year, right?<br />So a few months ago, I hear whining coming from their cage and go down to check it out. Seven puppies. I tell my mom's boyfriend and he takes my word for it. He couldn't care less to see for himself. Over the next few days, they start to die off one by one. It's expected that every puppy wont survive from a litter. I even suspect that there were more puppies before the seven. A few days go by and the puppies aren't dying. Three strong little pups are left--a boy and two girls. <br />I come home from work when the pups are a week old and go down to check on them. The male is gone. One of the girls is sitting in her parents' shit-pile screaming for her mom. Their mom isn't nurturing them. I weigh the options. I could let nature take its course--leave the pups with their mom, if they live, great. Or i could take them in and raise them myself where they could possibly still die. I make the choice to not sit by and watch them die. If they die in my care, I'll know they were given the chance they deserved. <br />I began feeding them around the clock. Every 3 hours for 5 and a half weeks until they were weened. I was buying formula, 10-15 puppy blankets to help keep their bed clean, doing laundry twice a day. My girlfriend and I took shifts feeding them at night and we even recruited a friend to help out during the day a few times when we weren't able to keep up with the schedule. Did my mom's boyfriend take a single shift? No. He even allowed my friend to feed the pups one day when he was sitting on his butt at home from work. He neglected to tell us the night before that he planned to take off even when we were making worried calls to make sure the pups didn't starve. <br />When the pups got to the age where they weren't sleeping all day, I decided they needed a bigger living space. At 3 weeks old, they went from a 1'x2' pet carrier to a 4'x8' carpeted pen. Did my mom's boyfriend help build this pen? No. Nor did he offer to help pay for it. <br />These little girls are now 7 weeks old and almost ready to go to their new homes. I've been posting them online and even made a facebook for potential buyers who want to track the pups as they grow up. They've had their shots, and will be akc registered (when he finally decides to send in for the god damn paper work). These dogs go for $750-$1000. He comes to me and says "I'll make you a deal, you can have the money from the first puppy"<br />The thought infuriates me. Not that I won't get all the money. But that he feels that hes entitled to HALF just because his poor neglected dog happened to push out some puppies a few months ago. He might as well have said to me "I'll make you a deal, you spend all your money and all your time and I'll take half your money. Awesome deal, right??" I would give these puppies away before I see this fucker get any kind of profit out of them. <br />I don't mind spending the money--no one forced me or even asked me to. I'm happy to see these little girls with new collars and bowls and cute little blankets. I'm glad they have a nice big pen to play in while I'm at work. I disagree with breeding and would rather have them go to a great home than have money in my pocket. Is he being generous by offering me money from the sale of one of his puppies? <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /> 81948317 Sun, 23 Oct 2011 13:49:10 -0400 [Blog] Am I a horrible person? Added: 2011-10-23 13:49:10
So i'm one of those losers who brings their lunch to work. A few weeks ago, a retarded janitor (blame it on the janitor) threw my lunch box away when cleaning out the fridge. I began using a small cooler for a make shift lunch box. If my old lunch box was big enough to hold a 6pack, this cooler could hold an 18pack. Not gigantic but big. Anyway, I started getting all kinds of shit over this cooler at work. "Are you planning on the world ending today?" "Transporting bodyparts?" whatever. I have a sense of humor, I can tease back. So a dooshbag boss of mine sees me coming in and decides to give me shit. He asks me what i have in there. "Oh i dunno, i guess i could fit like one or two dead babies if i wanted" This man is 40 years old. He backs up astonished that i could have said such a thing. He asks me "What if someone here had lost a child?" I look at him laughing..."It's probably cuz it's in my lunchbox." Fucker tried to write me up! Now come on, am i a horrible person?
]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/81948317/ Am I a horrible person? So i'm one of those losers who brings their lunch to work. A few weeks ago, a retarded janitor (blame it on the janitor) threw my lunch box away when cleaning out the fridge. I began using a small cooler for a make shift lunch box. If my old lunch box was big enough to hold a 6pack, this cooler could hold an 18pack. Not gigantic but big. Anyway, I started getting all kinds of shit over this cooler at work. "Are you planning on the world ending today?" "Transporting bodyparts?" whatever. I have a sense of humor, I can tease back. So a dooshbag boss of mine sees me coming in and decides to give me shit. He asks me what i have in there. "Oh i dunno, i guess i could fit like one or two dead babies if i wanted" This man is 40 years old. He backs up astonished that i could have said such a thing. He asks me "What if someone here had lost a child?" I look at him laughing..."It's probably cuz it's in my lunchbox." Fucker tried to write me up! Now come on, am i a horrible person?<br /> 80726337 Mon, 17 Aug 2009 19:45:57 -0400 [Blog] Morpheus L. Jackson Added: 2009-08-17 19:45:57

Maybe its just cuz im a white girl--but i never could tell Samuel Jackson and Lawrence Fishburn apart. I just found out that Sam Jackson wasnt in the Matrix. Boys n the hood? Fishburn. Tell me im a dumbass but they both portray the same angry black man in most of their movies. They both have the same skin tone and basic face shape. This isnt just another "black people all look alike" thing. I need opinions. Black people, would you agree? White people, whats your standpoint?

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80726337/ Morpheus L. Jackson <p>Maybe its just cuz im a white girl--but i never could tell Samuel Jackson and Lawrence Fishburn apart. I just found out that Sam Jackson wasnt in the Matrix. Boys n the hood? Fishburn. Tell me im a dumbass but they both portray the same angry black man in most of their movies. They both have the same skin tone and basic face shape. This isnt just another "black people all look alike" thing. I need opinions. Black people, would you agree? White people, whats your standpoint?</p> 80670911 Sat, 20 Jun 2009 22:19:39 -0400 [Blog] Aunt Flow Added: 2009-06-20 22:19:39

I hate it when my boyfriend stacks stuff on the bed. i absolutely can not stand sleeping with a pile of crap right next to me. apparently this doesnt bother some people...and that irritates me as well.

i cant stand it when my step dad makes some kind of meat for dinner and leaves the plastic packaging in the sink. the sink is not a fucking trash can! wtf people. why?

i hate it when my friend (you know the one with the huge curly fro) brushes his hair with my hairbrush. and leaves curly little pubies all over my sink. cut your damn hair.

maybe im just on my rag right now and every little ANNOYING FUCKING THING is getting on my nerves. is it coincidence that every irritating person on the face of the earth is a male? idk. thought id share. ill take those ereps now.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80670911/ Aunt Flow <p>I hate it when my boyfriend stacks stuff on the bed. i absolutely can not stand sleeping with a pile of crap right next to me. apparently this doesnt bother some people...and that irritates me as well.</p> <p>i cant stand it when my step dad makes some kind of meat for dinner and leaves the plastic packaging in the sink. the sink is not a fucking trash can! wtf people. why?</p> <p>i hate it when my friend (you know the one with the huge curly fro) brushes his hair with my hairbrush. and leaves curly little pubies all over my sink. cut your damn hair.</p> <p>maybe im just on my rag right now and every little ANNOYING FUCKING THING is getting on my nerves. is it coincidence that every irritating person on the face of the earth is a male? idk. thought id share. ill take those ereps now.</p> 80663770 Sun, 14 Jun 2009 13:23:49 -0400 [Blog] Stolen Camera TITTES! Added: 2009-06-14 13:23:49

Alright so i admit, this is a repost, but i saw this chic again yesterday so i have to take this opportunity to publicly humiliate her-whether she knows it or not. And some of you werent lucky enuff to glimpse this heffer's tit last time i posted. here ya go.

 

 

So..last weekend was party fucking central over at my friend taras house. Loong fucking story short, i have a few shots, get wasted and pass out. The next morning, im goin through my camera to recount the nights events...theres pics of me,buddies,guys we just met. then it starts gettin to random people ive never even seen before. lol and THEN theres a pic of ME passed the fuck out with like...17 cups stacked strategically all over my body..then ive got a piece of ham on my face...then theres like 10ppl standing around me all giving a thumbs up or what have you. they were even kind enough to make a few videos of the whole thing. and thats all fun and whatever and who cares...but to the bitch who is toppless...sticking her boob on my head. I HAVE VIDEO FUCKING EVIDENCE!! lol...you are an idiot if you think that shit is not going up on the internet for the entire world to see! 

So internet, behold- random drunk bitch's titty!

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80469045/

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80663770/ Stolen Camera TITTES! <p>Alright so i admit, this is a repost, but i saw this chic again yesterday so i have to take this opportunity to publicly humiliate her-whether she knows it or not. And some of you werent lucky enuff to glimpse this heffer's tit last time i posted. here ya go.</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p>So..last weekend was party fucking central over at my friend taras house. Loong fucking story short, i have a few shots, get wasted and pass out. The next morning, im goin through my camera to recount the nights events...theres pics of me,buddies,guys we just met. then it starts gettin to random people ive never even seen before. lol and THEN theres a pic of ME passed the fuck out with like...17 cups stacked strategically all over my body..then ive got a piece of ham on my face...then theres like 10ppl standing around me all giving a thumbs up or what have you. they were even kind enough to make a few videos of the whole thing. and thats all fun and whatever and who cares...but to the bitch who is toppless...sticking her boob on my head. I HAVE VIDEO FUCKING EVIDENCE!! lol...you are an idiot if you think that shit is not going up on the internet for the entire world to see! </p> <p>So internet, behold- random drunk bitch's titty!</p> <p><a href="http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80469045/">http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/80469045/</a></p> 80661339 Thu, 11 Jun 2009 13:36:54 -0400 [Blog] You Crochity Woman Added: 2009-06-11 13:36:54

my boyfriend and i have been dating for about 4 years now (since i was like 15). we lived together for a good year and a half before bills got to be too much, we needed some space, etc. and we moved back in with our respective parents.

so the other night we stayed out a bit late with a few friends and by the time we got back to his mom's, the house was all locked up for the night. ol' boy takes out his keys to unlock the door and as soon as we step inside, his sister's asshole dog starts going apeshit. we stand there in the foyer doing one of those whisper yells to try and get the dog to stfu before he wakes up the whole house. of course it was too fucking late.

his sister, asleep on the couch just 5 minutes before pokes her face up, bed head and all with this disgruntled look on her face. then out comes momma bear just in time to witness my boyfriends stiffled yells. "baxter, its ok! its just me, its ok. its ok! its ok! SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG!" he might as well have scuffed the pope's pumas.

"RYAN HE IS JUST PROTECTING HIS HOUSE! YOU TWO PROBABLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM THE WAY YOU CAME BARRELING THROUGH THE DOOR! I COULD HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY IN MY ROOM! YOU WOKE ME OUT OF A DEAD SLEEP! YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN SLEEP AT HER OWN HOUSE TONIGHT!" bla bla wah wah..whatever generic crap moms like to spew.

apparently the sound of a key slipping through a lock at 2am is equivalent to that of a small atomic bomb. but the sound of me slipping through a window and screwing her son from two doors down? nothing.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80661339/ You Crochity Woman <p>my boyfriend and i have been dating for about 4 years now (since i was like 15). we lived together for a good year and a half before bills got to be too much, we needed some space, etc. and we moved back in with our respective parents.</p> <p>so the other night we stayed out a bit late with a few friends and by the time we got back to his mom's, the house was all locked up for the night. ol' boy takes out his keys to unlock the door and as soon as we step inside, his sister's asshole dog starts going apeshit. we stand there in the foyer doing one of those whisper yells to try and get the dog to stfu before he wakes up the whole house. of course it was too fucking late.</p> <p>his sister, asleep on the couch just 5 minutes before pokes her face up, bed head and all with this disgruntled look on her face. then out comes momma bear just in time to witness my boyfriends stiffled yells. "baxter, its ok! its just me, its ok. its ok! its ok! SHUT THE FUCK UP DOG!" he might as well have scuffed the pope's pumas.</p> <p>"RYAN HE IS JUST PROTECTING HIS HOUSE! YOU TWO PROBABLY SCARED THE HELL OUT OF HIM THE WAY YOU CAME BARRELING THROUGH THE DOOR! I COULD HEAR YOU FROM ALL THE WAY IN MY ROOM! YOU WOKE ME OUT OF A DEAD SLEEP! YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN SLEEP AT HER OWN HOUSE TONIGHT!" bla bla wah wah..whatever generic crap moms like to spew.</p> <p>apparently the sound of a key slipping through a lock at 2am is equivalent to that of a small atomic bomb. but the sound of me slipping through a window and screwing her son from two doors down? nothing.</p> 80659901 Wed, 10 Jun 2009 02:54:13 -0400 [Blog] Coast to Coast Added: 2009-06-10 02:54:13

If any of you are interested in the paranormal, conspiracies, urban legends, extraterrestrials and anything otherwise controversial, you should really check out Coast to Coast AM. For those who dont know (those who do, awesome) you can catch the show on AM radio everynight between midnight and 4 am.

Tonight's show (June 10th) is about 911 and why around 700 architects and engineers believe there is evidence of controlled demolition and are calling for a re-investigation.

I started listening to the show when i worked nights and i make it a point to tune in if im home alone at night. Some of the stuff is a bit over the top for me but ill share a few links with you guys and leave that decision up to you.

 

Here's the link for the local radio station in my area where you can live link the show on your computer. just click "listen now"                                                       

http://www.ktrs.com/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=295&Itemid=149

Here's the official Coast to Coast site where you can find info on past shows and locate a radio affiliate in your area.              

http://www.coasttocoastam.com/

 

 

 

 

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80659901/ Coast to Coast <p>If any of you are interested in the paranormal, conspiracies, urban legends, extraterrestrials and anything otherwise controversial, you should really check out Coast to Coast AM. For those who dont know (those who do, awesome) you can catch the show on AM radio everynight between midnight and 4 am.</p> <p>Tonight's show (June 10th) is about 911 and why around 700 architects and engineers believe there is evidence of controlled demolition and are calling for a re-investigation.</p> <p>I started listening to the show when i worked nights and i make it a point to tune in if im home alone at night. Some of the stuff is a bit over the top for me but ill share a few links with you guys and leave that decision up to you.</p> <p> </p> <p>Here's the link for the local radio station in my area where you can live link the show on your computer. just click "listen now"                                                       </p> <p>http://www.ktrs.com/index.php?option=com_content&amp;task=view&amp;id=295&amp;Itemid=149</p> <p>Here's the official Coast to Coast site where you can find info on past shows and locate a radio affiliate in your area.              </p> <p>http://www.coasttocoastam.com/</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> <p> </p> 80633453 Tue, 12 May 2009 06:37:50 -0400 [Blog] Captain Kirk Dies! Added: 2009-05-12 06:37:50

I just saw the star treck movie. and ill kindly sum it up for you guys so you can save ur precious $9.25. Im sure no one will be surprised to hear that sulu turns out to be gay, kirk bangs the black chic, and spock ends up killing kirk...and there was this cute russian kid. that is all.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80633453/ Captain Kirk Dies! <p>I just saw the star treck movie. and ill kindly sum it up for you guys so you can save ur precious $9.25. Im sure no one will be surprised to hear that sulu turns out to be gay, kirk bangs the black chic, and spock ends up killing kirk...and there was this cute russian kid. that is all.</p> 80631241 Sat, 09 May 2009 09:19:42 -0400 [Blog] sausage fest '09 Added: 2009-05-09 09:19:42

So..i was patrolling the site last night. and i noticed like half a dozen drunken comments. and then i got to thinking..damn. the best thing these people have to do on a friday night is get drunk and think up some gay shit to stick on ebaums. then i got to thinkin...shit, im not even drunk and im doin the same damn thing. so im like..where are all these peoples' friends? and THEN im like..i guess i wouldnt mind kickin it with some of these dooshbags.

 

SOOO....when are we gonna have an ebaum convention? is what i wanna know. wouldnt it be crazy to put a face to the name? even get some of the old timers...then all these drunkies can actually drink with the people theyve been ditching their friends for. and get some socialization while we're at it.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80631241/ sausage fest '09 <p>So..i was patrolling the site last night. and i noticed like half a dozen drunken comments. and then i got to thinking..damn. the best thing these people have to do on a friday night is get drunk and think up some gay shit to stick on ebaums. then i got to thinkin...shit, im not even drunk and im doin the same damn thing. so im like..where are all these peoples' friends? and THEN im like..i guess i wouldnt mind kickin it with some of these dooshbags.</p> <p> </p> <p>SOOO....when are we gonna have an ebaum convention? is what i wanna know. wouldnt it be crazy to put a face to the name? even get some of the old timers...then all these drunkies can actually drink with the people theyve been ditching their friends for. and get some socialization while we're at it.</p> 80613046 Mon, 20 Apr 2009 00:26:51 -0400 [Blog] Sooo... Added: 2009-04-20 00:26:51

I noticed that everytime theres a black chic in one of the other stalls in my work bathroom, she always ends up spraying like 9 gallons of air freshener when shes done...(regardless of 1 or 2 lol) so being that i dont feel like getting my ass beat by a black bitch for asking why she smells funny, i went on yahoo answers and looked it up..lol. i didnt find the answer to my question, but i did learn something new today. apparently, white people smell like dogs when our hair gets wet. scientific fact according to some random black person. to anyone who is curious...lol clean hair smells like freaking shampoo when it gets wet. especially if you tend to shower on a regular basis. (and yes black people, white people shower everyday...we're lucky enough to have hair wont break off) so if you cant figure out what the wet dog smell is, then you should stop hanging out with dirty people.

p.s. if you wanna call me racist ur a tightass...cuz its just shit that normal people think about.

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80613046/ Sooo... <p>I noticed that everytime theres a black chic in one of the other stalls in my work bathroom, she always ends up spraying like 9 gallons of air freshener when shes done...(regardless of 1 or 2 lol) so being that i dont feel like getting my ass beat by a black bitch for asking why she smells funny, i went on yahoo answers and looked it up..lol. i didnt find the answer to my question, but i did learn something new today. apparently, white people smell like dogs when our hair gets wet. scientific fact according to some random black person. to anyone who is curious...lol clean hair smells like freaking shampoo when it gets wet. especially if you tend to shower on a regular basis. (and yes black people, white people shower everyday...we're lucky enough to have hair wont break off) so if you cant figure out what the wet dog smell is, then you should stop hanging out with dirty people.</p> <p>p.s. if you wanna call me racist ur a tightass...cuz its just shit that normal people think about.</p> 80591088 Mon, 30 Mar 2009 06:38:02 -0400 [Blog] my body aches for it Added: 2009-03-30 06:38:02

i really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong its just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I am desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking the juice out until theres no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I am not being forward, I am usually not like this, but.....can I have a peace of gum

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80591088/ my body aches for it <p>i really shouldn't be asking you, I feel shy, but I want it so bad, don't get me wrong its just that I haven't had it for a long time. I could already feel it going in so hard and coming out so soft and wet. No one has to know about this. I need it. I am desperate, but your help can be very grateful you must think I have a lot of nerve asking you for this, but I can feel my tongue around it sucking the juice out until theres no more left, this has been on my mind all day long and I hope I am not being forward, I am usually not like this, but.....can I have a peace of gum</p> 80534921 Wed, 04 Feb 2009 19:02:26 -0500 [Blog] Falling Cows Added: 2009-02-04 19:02:26

To set the story up I have to tell you that I grew up down the road from a farmer who had cows and a big lake on his property. One winter we had a massive ice storm--it was the worst we had ever had. So one cold evening just after dark, my mom and i heard a horrible moaning noise coming from outside. Instantly my mom thought "Oh no! One of the cows got out!" In my mothers head, the moaning noise was obviously a "mooing" noise. She ran to the back door to look out. As soon as she opened the door, we heard a loud "SNAP!" "CRASH!"...The look on my mothers face was horror. "OH NO! HE FELL THROUGH THE ICE!" She was beside herself about this damn cow. She began yelling out the door "ARE YOU OK OUT THERE?!" Of course the cow never answered back with a "Yes ma'am I just had a bit of a spill."...because he had fallen through the ice and slowly froze to death. Or atleast thats what my mom had convinced herself--until we found out the next day that when trees are exposed to severly cold temperatures, the branches freeze and break off with a "MOAN", "SNAP", and a "CRASH".

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80534921/ Falling Cows <p>To set the story up I have to tell you that I grew up down the road from a farmer who had cows and a big lake on his property. One winter we had a massive ice storm--it was the worst we had ever had. So one cold evening just after dark, my mom and i heard a horrible moaning noise coming from outside. Instantly my mom thought "Oh no! One of the cows got out!" In my mothers head, the moaning noise was obviously a "mooing" noise. She ran to the back door to look out. As soon as she opened the door, we heard a loud "SNAP!" "CRASH!"...The look on my mothers face was horror. "OH NO! HE FELL THROUGH THE ICE!" She was beside herself about this damn cow. She began yelling out the door "ARE YOU OK OUT THERE?!" Of course the cow never answered back with a "Yes ma'am I just had a bit of a spill."...because he had fallen through the ice and slowly froze to death. Or atleast thats what my mom had convinced herself--until we found out the next day that when trees are exposed to severly cold temperatures, the branches freeze and break off with a "MOAN", "SNAP", and a "CRASH".</p> 80529925 Sun, 01 Feb 2009 20:52:59 -0500 [Blog] Dick Day Added: 2009-02-01 20:52:59

I had so many dicks in my mouth..........................It was like fucking candy. Big.......soft.........pink.........cream filled candy..................................It was just like my first day of kindergarten all over again........................ So many dicks

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80529925/ Dick Day <p>I had so many dicks in my mouth..........................It was like fucking candy. Big.......soft.........pink.........cream filled candy..................................It was just like my first day of kindergarten all over again........................ So many dicks</p> 80476674 Thu, 01 Jan 2009 04:27:39 -0500 [Blog] New Profile Pic Added: 2009-01-01 04:27:39

Soo.....I just uploaded a new avatar.....its a picture of me in my favorite pink floral print shirt. (mommy dresses me). Anyway.....everyone let me know what you think.....be as harsh as possible.....im off to steal media from some useless nerds. bye minions!

]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/blogs/view/80476674/ New Profile Pic <p>Soo.....I just uploaded a new avatar.....its a picture of me in my favorite pink floral print shirt. (mommy dresses me). Anyway.....everyone let me know what you think.....be as harsh as possible.....im off to steal media from some useless nerds. bye minions!</p>