http://www.ebaumsworld.com/usuckatlife450 Latest media uploaded to eBaums World by usuckatlife450 en-us Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:21:30 -0400 Fri, 05 Sep 2008 06:21:30 -0400 556184 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 22:12:13 -0400 Added: 2008-06-09 22:12:13
Watch as he plays with 2 guitars with his eyes closed! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/556184/ famous guitarist Plays beethoven with 2 guitars Watch as he plays with 2 guitars with his eyes closed! 524537 Sat, 07 Jun 2008 15:16:11 -0400 Added: 2008-06-07 15:16:11
This is one huge douchebag ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/524537/ People Getting Punched This is one huge douchebag 395550 Fri, 09 May 2008 12:07:10 -0400 Added: 2008-05-09 12:07:10
the classic butt rocket, this time in the winter ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/395550/ Butt Rocket the classic butt rocket, this time in the winter 395517 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:42:41 -0400 Added: 2008-05-09 11:42:41
This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" "I picked the scabs." ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/395517/ Sandpaper Sally This very horny guy walks into a whore house. He walks straight up to the mistress at the front desk and says "Look I'm really horny, I haven't had sex in a long time give me one of your whores." The woman at the front desk says I'm sorry they are all booked right now, if you come back tomorrow"....the man says "I don't care who it is I just need to, I really don't care." So the lady says "Ok, we have an open room at the top floor." He goes in there promptly and starts having sex with the girl, but he stops and says "I'm sorry I just cant keep going, your just too dry..." So the whore says "K, I'll be right back." She goes into the bathroom and a few minutes later she comes out and they resume. The guys is amazed because it is wet and pleasurable now. He asks "What did you do?" "I picked the scabs." 395490 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:35:47 -0400 Added: 2008-05-09 11:35:47
gotta remember this for next time ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/395490/ How to get out of paying a prostitute gotta remember this for next time 395484 Fri, 09 May 2008 11:31:50 -0400 Added: 2008-05-09 11:31:50
all he wants is the suckulation ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/395484/ Hungry Baby all he wants is the suckulation 393989 Thu, 08 May 2008 21:31:41 -0400 Added: 2008-05-08 21:31:41
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth." ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/393989/ taste testing A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine. To be a doctor, you have to be observant of color, smell, sight, and taste." After saying so, he dipped his finger into the jar and put it into his mouth. His class watched in amazement, most in disgust. But being the good students that they were, the jar was passed, and one by one, they dipped their finger into the jar and put it into their mouths. After the last student was done, the lecturer shook his head. "If any of you had been observant, you would have noticed that I put my second finger into the jar and my third finger into my mouth." 393529 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:46:35 -0400 Added: 2008-05-08 17:46:35
This kid uses his amazing soccer skills for annoying the residents of Montpellier ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/393529/ Urban soccer skills This kid uses his amazing soccer skills for annoying the residents of Montpellier 393463 Thu, 08 May 2008 17:04:52 -0400 Added: 2008-05-08 17:04:52
Watch as king Leonidas explains what its all about ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/393463/ 300 music video Watch as king Leonidas explains what its all about 392803 Thu, 08 May 2008 13:38:02 -0400 Added: 2008-05-08 13:38:02
A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!'' ''How!?!?!?'' she asks. ''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.'' ''Well how long does it take?'' she asks. ''They should expand over the years,'' he answers. ''How did you know that?'' she wonders. ''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?''' ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/392803/ little boobs big problem A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks. The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!'' ''How!?!?!?'' she asks. ''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.'' ''Well how long does it take?'' she asks. ''They should expand over the years,'' he answers. ''How did you know that?'' she wonders. ''I dunno, but it sure worked for your ass, didn't it?''' 390939 Wed, 07 May 2008 19:03:11 -0400 Added: 2008-05-07 19:03:11
Guy gets owned by saran wrap ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/390939/ Saran wrap prank Guy gets owned by saran wrap 388016 Tue, 06 May 2008 20:07:53 -0400 Added: 2008-05-06 20:07:53
Had this been WWE This might have passed as a hit ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/388016/ Wrestling roof jump gone wrong Had this been WWE This might have passed as a hit 387961 Tue, 06 May 2008 19:54:32 -0400 Added: 2008-05-06 19:54:32
couple teenagers decide to pull a dangerous stunt by jumping over a oncoming car ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/387961/ skater jumps over a moving car. couple teenagers decide to pull a dangerous stunt by jumping over a oncoming car 387855 Tue, 06 May 2008 19:27:18 -0400 Added: 2008-05-06 19:27:18
Its seizure time! ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/387855/ Optical illusion Its seizure time! 387618 Tue, 06 May 2008 17:50:42 -0400 Added: 2008-05-06 17:50:42
U.S. soldier takes a bet that he wouldn't bite the head off of a snake they found ]]> http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/387618/ Soldier bites head off snake U.S. soldier takes a bet that he wouldn't bite the head off of a snake they found