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    • Oh North Scottsdale MILF.

    • Oh north Scottsdale MILF, with freckles above your perfectly tanned breasts. Take me to your cookie cutter mansion while your husband is away on...
    • BEERLORD
      Uploaded 01/26/2012
      • 1.6k Views
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    • Don't Forget to Bring a Towel

    • I'm sure by now that most of you are familiar with the song, "Jizz in my Pants" by the Lonely Island.  I'm also sure that many of you hopeless...
    • hashslasher
      Uploaded 08/09/2011
      • 1.4k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Dusty Shaft

    • I'm looking into the corner of my brain trying to find inner self behind the rich cob webs. A dusty shaft of light wafts down and shines on the...
    • BigBlueSnake
      Uploaded 04/03/2011
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Whiskey Waves

    • I have to let you know that I'm not going to go though with this rambling madness spewing out my low nose as a putrid missile that would crack my...
    • BigBlueSnake
      Uploaded 03/08/2011
      • 839 Views
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    • Down It

    • Pressurizing to give you a thin glob of bile crowding around my mouth's prestigious air cavity. Bloody stalagmites chew up through my chest with...
    • BigBlueSnake
      Uploaded 03/01/2011
      • 1.2k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Curb Stomped

    • Cancer floats out from the particles clogging the holes to sunny days. Oh its been days since I had to breath. Won't you give me the air hose....
    • BigBlueSnake
      Uploaded 02/26/2011
      • 936 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Steamed OFF Pressure

    • Pressure building its compounding way into my gray matter. Going over and over the loose boulder with my hands very carefully so it doesn't...
    • BigBlueSnake
      Uploaded 02/15/2011
      • 832 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Points to Ponder

    • Some of these you may have read before, some not.  Regardless, read on if you wish.   I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 06/24/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
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    • Boner is Missing

    •    Andrew Koenig is missing.  He has not been seen since February 14th in Vancouver, Canada.  We all remember Andrew as Mike Seaver's best...
    • drgorgeous73
      Uploaded 02/21/2010
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • A Punxsutawney Android?

    • One of my favorite groups (to mock), PETA, recently voiced their concern and unrest over one of the country's (America, that is) most observed...
    • KeavensGate
      Uploaded 01/29/2010
      • 890 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Premature Ejaculation

    • Reading the recent blogs on here made me reminisce about my penis.   In my earlier single days, I had an extremely high sex drive (now I require...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 10/06/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 17 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • I gave Jesus a boner

    • Anyone that knows me knows I talk about sex...a lot. They also know that I can take any conversation and make it about sex. So, being the person...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 09/15/2008
      • 718 Views
      • 18 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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