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    • 4 letter words in mariage
    • A young couple got married and went on their honeymoon. When they got back, the bride immediately called her mother. "Well," said her...
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    • Wife Has The Last Say
    • A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some yard work. The man was working hard cleaning the BBQ grill while his wife was...
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    • The Perfect Girl
    • A friend asked a gentleman how it is that he never married. Replied the gentleman, "Well, I guess I just never met the right woman ... I...
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    • Breast Enlargement
    • A husband, tired of his wife asking him how she looks, buys her a full length mirror. This does little to help, as now she just stands in front of...
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    • Respect
    • Two men are fishing on a riverbank when they see a funeral procession passing by. One of the men stands up, takes off his hat, and...
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    • joys of marriage
    • A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment,they both...
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    • A married Irishman
    • A married Irishman went into the confessional and said to his priest, 'I almost had an affair with another woman.' The priest said, 'What do you...
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    • Bachelor or Married again
    • John's Friend: Dear, Last Year The Name Plate Outside Your House Read John Abraham, B.A. This Year It Reads John Abraham, M.A. When Did You...
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    • How's my cooking?
    • A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. 'Careful,' he said, 'CAREFUL! Put...
    • DarthTolkien 03/26/2010
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    • Mixed Emotions
    • A married couple were watching a tv documentary about psychology, which explained the phenomenon of mixed emotions. “Honey, this show is a load of...
    • chopsalot 03/25/2010
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    • 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
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    • Man Opens the door
    • When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.
    • roxanna_us 02/09/2010
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    • Married vs Single
    • What is the difference between a bachelor and a married man? Bachelor comes home, sees what’s in the refrigerator, goes to bed. Married man comes...
    • pos6 01/22/2010
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    • Heavenly Rewards
    • The couple were 85 years old and had been married for sixty years. Though they were far from rich, they managed to get by because they watched...
    • DarthTolkien 01/03/2010
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    • A Fishermans Tale
    • Two fellas are fishing in a boat under a bridge. One looks up and sees a funeral procession starting across the bridge. He stands up, takes off his...
    • caroldaniel67 11/02/2009
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    • Being Happy Married
    • HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a...
    • roxanna_us 10/09/2009
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    • Happy Pensioner
    • A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, “I’ve never felt better. I have an 18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think about...
    • rondetto 07/01/2009
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    • Married in heaven?
    • On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple was involved in a fatal car accident. The couple found themselves sitting outside the Pearly...
    • abbottwar 05/31/2009
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    • How a Marriage Works
    • How a marriage works! A newlywed couple had only been married for two weeks. The husband, although very much in love, couldn't wait to go...
    • Ihazadream 05/28/2009
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    • Honeymoon fisherman
    • A couple was honeymooning in Daytona Beach. The manager of the motel noticed the new groom fishing all day and night on the first day of their stay....
    • mortgagemescott 05/06/2009
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    • Let Him Dig!
    • An old man and woman were married for many years, even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, screaming and yelling could...
    • abbottwar 04/26/2009
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    • Don't Fart In Bed
    • This is a story about a couple who had been happily married for years. The only friction in their marriage was the husband's habit of farting...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/21/2009
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    • Just Reading
    • A married couple is lying in bed one night. The wife is curled up, ready to go to sleep, and the husband turns his bed lamp on to read a...
    • xckxgoaleprcaun 03/19/2009
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    • Baby mis-hap
    • A fairly young couple were happily married, and had been for a few years. They had a pretty good sex-life. However, un-be-known to the husband, the...
    • darling_echoes 03/14/2009
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    • Cheating Wife
    • A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner."...
    • cripster 01/13/2009
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    • Finale Crunch
    • A married couple both lost their jobs at the broom factory, and were having a hard time finding new jobs. Unfortunately, their mounting credit card...
    • Sutherland_03 01/10/2009
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    • Newlyweds
    • A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still...
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    • 80 Year Old Gets Married
    • The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married -- for the fourth time. The interviewer asked her...
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    • Three women
    • Three women: one engaged, one married, and one a mistress, are chatting about their relationships and decide to amaze their men….that night all...
    • aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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    • Sweetness of Marriage
    • A couple had only been married for two weeks and the husband, although very much in love, couldn’t wait to go out on the town and party with his...
    • aimeelee143 12/08/2008
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    • Condoms
    • A man walks into a drug store with his 8-year old son. They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, ‘What are these, Dad?’ To...
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    • Italian Love Triangle
    • A few days before Tony was to marry Maria; his friend Luigi declares: Luigi: "I don’t know Tony, I don’t know! I knowna Maria fora longa...
    • juffan 11/29/2008
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    • Gyneclogist Appointment
    • One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently tapped his wife on the shoulder and started rubbing her arm. His wife turned over and...
    • juffan 11/29/2008
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