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- burnt_out 09/09/2010
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- Marriage 1
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- filmguy8505 04/04/2010
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- Sysko 02/05/2010
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- 12 Things Teachers Wish They Could Say
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- DarthTolkien 07/31/2009
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- "Life's a pitch, then you buy." - Billy Mays
- "Life's a pitch, then you buy." - Billy Mays
- wf01984 06/29/2009
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- LOL Funny Sayings original!
- Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends? When everything's...
- ladj 05/14/2009
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- ADLife 11/28/2008
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- Funniest Comedian Quotes
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- kangar00 10/03/2008
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- i_know_jack 08/15/2008
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- Police Quotes
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- xxyzz 04/27/2008
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