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    • Proof

    • Proof that Jesus was... ...Jewish: 1. He went into his father's business. 2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his...
    • thelegendery
      Uploaded 11/19/2008
      • 77.2k Views
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      • 28 Favorites
    • Xmas pageant

    • Two daughters had been given parts in the Christmas pageant at their church. At dinner that night, they got into an argument as to who had the...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/02/2008
      • 645 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • God vs Environmentalists

    • God created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 394 Views
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    • Wal-Mart Vs Heaven

    • I consider Wal-Mart to be God's gift to shoppers. Here are the similarities I have noticed between the kingdom of Heaven and the Kingdom of...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 05/01/2008
      • 772 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • An Amish boy and his

    • An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny,...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/30/2008
      • 506 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Vanity

    • The girl knelt in the confessional and said, "Bless me, Father, for I have sinned." "What is it, child?"...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/29/2008
      • 679 Views
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    • A young couple met with

    • A young couple met with their pastor to set a date for their wedding. When he asked whether they preferred a contemporary or...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/28/2008
      • 579 Views
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    • Three very religious rabbis in

    • Three very religious rabbis in black with long beards were playing golf. A guy named Mulhaney wanted to play golf and this was...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/25/2008
      • 514 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Feel the love

    • One day a woman was walking with her teenage daughter. The daughter asked, "Mom, what exactly is...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/24/2008
      • 444 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Jew, a Catholic and

    • A Jew, a Catholic and an Episcopalian were standing at the gates of Hell. Satan came out, and looked them...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/23/2008
      • 493 Views
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    • On a very cold, snowy

    • On a very cold, snowy Sunday in February, only the pastor and one farmer arrived at the village church. The pastor said,...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/22/2008
      • 500 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • My favorite book of the bible

    • A young man in high school was falling behind in his classes, he was also getting into other trouble(fights, drugs, sex, etc). His family was...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/21/2008
      • 576 Views
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    • One day, a guy dies

    • One day, a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he was wallowing in despair, he has his first meeting with the...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/21/2008
      • 678 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jesus had long hair

    • A young man comes home and says "Dad, just got my driver's license and would like to use the family...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/19/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Leader of the HMO

    • Three people die, a Doctor a school teacher and the head of a large HMO, when met at the pearly gates by St. Peter he asks the Doctor 'what did...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/18/2008
      • 591 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Why Eve was created

    • Top Ten Reasons Eve Was Created 10. God was worried that Adam would frequently become lost in the garden because he...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/17/2008
      • 631 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • What is a trick?

    • A priest decides to pay a visit to a nearby convent. The convent is in a run-down neighborhood, and as the priest walks down the street several...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/17/2008
      • 556 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • A youngster devoted an entire

    • A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a drawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His mother finally...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/17/2008
      • 427 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Jesus and the devil

    • One day, Jesus and the Devil were both working on their computers. Jesus was typing away. The Devil was typing ...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/14/2008
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      • 3 Comments
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    • An 85-year-old couple

    • An 85-year-old couple, after being married for almost 60 years, died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years, mainly due...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/13/2008
      • 656 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • New Pastor

    • A new pastor moved into a town, and he went out one day to visit his parishioners. All went well until he came upon this one house. It was...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/12/2008
      • 641 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Model Nun

    • Sister Margaret was a model nun all of her life, until she was called to get her just rewards. As she approached the pearly gates, Saint Peter...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/12/2008
      • 695 Views
      • 4 Comments
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    • Spirit of giving

    • The minister of a city church enjoyed a drink now and then, but his passion was for peach brandy. One of his congregants would make him a bottle...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/10/2008
      • 496 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Nuns Confessional

    • Four nuns are standing in line for confession. The first nun goes into the confessional and says bless me father for I have sinned I touched a...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/10/2008
      • 826 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Confessional Etiquette

    • The new priest is nervous about hearing confessions, so he asks an older priest to sit in on his sessions. The new priest hears a couple...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/09/2008
      • 502 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Ya Wanna Find Jesus?

    • A drunk man stumbled into a church where there were baptisms being performed. The priest noticed him and asked him if he wanted to find Jesus....
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/07/2008
      • 384 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A small boy is wandering

    • A small boy is wandering in a hotel, and hearing some noises decides to open a door. He says "Wow, it's dark...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/06/2008
      • 498 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Punishment for Gates

    • Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/05/2008
      • 458 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Is the wife in control?

    • Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/03/2008
      • 586 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Doing this great deed

    • A fellow finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St. Peter explains that its not so easy to get in heaven. There are some criteria before...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/03/2008
      • 367 Views
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    • Hard vs. Easy

    • Why is it so hard to tell the truth but so easy to tell a lie? Why are we so sleepy in church but ...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/03/2008
      • 485 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Muslim In Heaven

    • A Muslim dies and goes to heaven. When he gets there, St. Peter meets him at the gate and says, "Welcome to heaven my son, please...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 04/01/2008
      • 564 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • McDonald's Solilquy

    • __MacDonald's Soliloquy__ or, Parody after Macbeth Gregory Lam Feb....
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 03/31/2008
      • 472 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Young Salesman

    • A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet. One day the woman hears a car...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 03/31/2008
      • 465 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • God Is Missing

    • Two 6 year old boys were attending religous school and giving the teachers problems. The teachers had tried everything to make them behave - time...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 03/30/2008
      • 475 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Wanna be a Stud

    • Two priests died at the same time and met Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter said, "I'd like to get you guys in now, but our...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 03/28/2008
      • 466 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fully loaded

    • A new priest at his first mass was so nervous he could hardly speak. After mass he asked the monsignor how he could improve his public speaking...
    • zeuty
      Uploaded 03/27/2008
      • 544 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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