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- TASTES JUST LIKE CHICKEN
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- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
- Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or whatever....
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- Thats Not Fair!
- Sven and Ole worked together and were both laid off, so off they went to the unemployment office. When asked his occupation, Sven looked the lady in...
- ImJustAKid 04/25/2011
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- NYC Parking
- A Women walks into a bank in New York City and asks for the Loan officer. She says she's going to Europe on business for two weeks and needs to...
- joebsobe 08/25/2010
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- Hellen Keller
- What did Hellen Keller's parents do to punish her? Made her read a basketball.
- wavesoccer 05/02/2009
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- Little Johnny
- Teacher: “Four crows are on the fence. The farmer shoots one. How many are left?” Little Johnny: “None.” Teacher: “Listen carefully: Four crows...
- PH4Ze 03/31/2009
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- Clever bastard...
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say: “That’s not it” and put...
- DRZorderz 01/24/2009
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- Chuck Norris!
- what do you get when you mix godzilla, the hulk, optimus prime,jet lee,superman,spiderman,jesus,a cheetah,a grizzly bear and master cheif? Chuck...
- nutty 05/25/2008
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