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- Why Men Shouldn't Write Advice Columns
- Dear John, I hope you can help me. The other day, I set off for work,leaving my husband in the house watching TV. My car stalled, and then it...
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- Advice for grooms to be
- I was wondering something. You know the part of the wedding ceremony where the preacher says "til death do you part"? Is this just...
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- Cool quotes and funny one-liners
- A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a...
- burnt_out 06/09/2011
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- Changed Positions
- A young woman goes to see her doctor. She tells him she's been having pains in her knees. -- Well, said the doctor, whatever you do on your knees,...
- chimique1 06/14/2009
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- What to do to stop people from asking you for legal advice!
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the...
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- Italian Grandma's Advice!
- A young Italian girl was going on a date. Her Nonna said: 'Sita here ana letame tella you about this-a younga boy. He's agonna try ana kiss you,...
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- Why Men Don't Write Advice Columns
- Dear Walter, I hope you can help me here. The other day, I set off for work leaving my husband in the house watching the TV as...
- GagOnMyShaft 01/28/2009
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- Office Wisdom
- 1. Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. 2. Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my...
- PrintRoomDan 01/21/2009
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- Doctor's Orders
- A guy takes his wife to the doctor's for a check-up, as she's been acting a little strange. "Well," says the doctor. "Its either...
- the_big_bad 01/07/2009
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- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the...
- man1of1steel 12/07/2008
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- Cooking Lesons
- A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly, her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful," he said,...
- Ragoy 11/23/2008
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- 40 Things Men Wish Women Knew
- 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3. Don't cut your hair....
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- In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities and amicable philosophical or psychological observations,...
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- Conversation between a Doctor and a Lawyer
- Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the doctor for free medical advice. After an hour of...
- djohn23 07/25/2008
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- Rape Advice
- I called that "rape advice" hotline today... Too bad it's only for victims.
- coldfire86 07/20/2008
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- If Men Wrote Advice Columns
- Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him. A: Do it! Semen can help you lose weight and gives a great glow to your skin....
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- I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today. Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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- Free Advice
- A doctor and a lawyer were talking at a party. Their conversation was constantly interrupted by people describing their ailments and asking the...
- methud 04/10/2008
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- Psychic Advice
- A lonely frog telephoned the Psychic Hotline and asked what his future holds. His Personal Psychic Advisor tells him: "You are going to meet...
- CollegePics 01/31/2008
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