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    • The World's Smartest Man

    • A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed...
    • Chavez1977
      Uploaded 09/01/2011
      • 739 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • With old age comes wisdom

    • A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could...
    • guitarlover
      Uploaded 04/12/2011
      • 1.7k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Airplane Blonde Moment

    • There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game...
    • iiTzBreezy
      Uploaded 04/04/2011
      • 677 Views
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    • true airline humar

    • Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more...
    • simmonatorT3000
      Uploaded 03/07/2011
      • 717 Views
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    • The mile high club

    • Two guys are sitting at a bar talking, one guy says that he has been taking flying lessons and the other guy asks, "how is that going?"...
    • FloppyBallz
      Uploaded 01/05/2011
      • 1.9k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Single serving friends

    • Two men were on a business class flight to Pittsburgh. They happened to be sitting next to each other, and both happened to have a black...
    • ynot4tony2
      Uploaded 06/02/2010
      • 3.1k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Air Ride

    • A blonde and brunette are on the plane and the pilot announces "one of 4 engine have broke down on the plane, the flight will be delayed by...
    • oXcheeyboXo
      Uploaded 11/15/2009
      • 653 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • 3 people in an airplane

    • Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The...
    • popdaddy123
      Uploaded 07/08/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • The four buttons

    • A man was on an airplane and he really had to go to the bathroom. Well there was someone in the men's room already and was taking thier dear...
    • spazzincherry
      Uploaded 07/06/2009
      • 749 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Comedy Ground Crew

    • Ground Crew Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance...
    • PrintRoomDan
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
      • 1.2k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Panties on a plane

    • There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 04/26/2009
      • 2.9k Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Two guys on a plane

    • Two guys are sitting next to each other on a plane. Each of the guys have a black eye and it does not take them to figure it out. The one guy...
    • lepricon777
      Uploaded 04/08/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Blind Skydivers

    • Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
    • eyelok
      Uploaded 03/19/2009
      • 1k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fleas heading down to Florida

    • One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started...
    • yuri_vaultin
      Uploaded 03/05/2009
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Overbooked flight

    • In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 01/02/2009
      • 257 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Sniffer Dog

    • A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
    • xg11
      Uploaded 12/15/2008
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Shitting Upside Down

    • A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his...
    • Disturbed01
      Uploaded 12/10/2008
      • 927 Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Calm Pilot

    • While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and a young man looked out the window. Good lord! he screamed, One of the engines...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 12/08/2008
      • 1k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Only Three Doors

    • An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 562 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Baby Airplanes

    • Southwest Air thinks of everything! A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Sacramento. The little...
    • quagmeister
      Uploaded 12/02/2008
      • 874 Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ethnic Flying

    • A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together,...
    • k3m0sabi
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 944 Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • airplane joke

    • A man was flying on an airplane and he had to urinate very badly, he walked up the aisle to the bathroom and he saw that the men's room was...
    • man1of1steel
      Uploaded 12/01/2008
      • 605 Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • flight attention

    • a flight attendant of a small puddle jumper was giving the instructions in case of emergency when a large man gets up and goes to the restroom...
    • GooseNewMexico
      Uploaded 11/29/2008
      • 395 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ground Control to Major Tom

    • While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 11/10/2008
      • 671 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Blonde Goes Flying

    • A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct...
    • ilmetalhead
      Uploaded 10/30/2008
      • 451 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Landing in Area 51

    • You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 10/27/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Feel like a woman

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
    • mjp124
      Uploaded 10/24/2008
      • 332 Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Obligations

    • Two Iraqi men boarded a plane early. One sat in the window seat, and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on...
    • midnite492
      Uploaded 10/03/2008
      • 509 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Can't They Get Along?

    • How Long Must This Go On? Two Jews boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat....
    • Killaz_Inc
      Uploaded 09/25/2008
      • 695 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • A Womans Place

    • As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
    • chucknorris210
      Uploaded 08/24/2008
      • 651 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Airplane Crash

    • a pilot, a chinese, italian, english and an arabic are all on a plane. the pilot says "We're going down!", the pilot jumps off with...
    • pimp123
      Uploaded 08/22/2008
      • 635 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • An Airliner

    • At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just...
    • ghoul_69
      Uploaded 08/15/2008
      • 840 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • Political airplane

    • John Mccain,Barrack Obama,and George Bush are on a plane.George bush throws out 1 dollar and says "I made 1 person happy",John Mccain...
    • SuperKAZman
      Uploaded 08/09/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 7 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Strippers as Flight Attendants

    • Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 08/08/2008
      • 1.8k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Soft Shell Crabs

    • A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen soft-shell crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the...
    • i_know_jack
      Uploaded 08/04/2008
      • 1.5k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Remember the Alamo!

    • A Britsh guy, a French dude ,a Mexican,and a Texan are on a plane.The captain comes on the radio and says,"We ahve lost Engine 1 ,please...
    • SuperKAZman
      Uploaded 07/30/2008
      • 7.3k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
    • A blonde in first class

    • A blonde was on a plane to Paris. Only having an economy ticket, she boarded and sat in first class. The attendant asked her to see her ticket,...
    • djohn23
      Uploaded 07/25/2008
      • 520 Views
      • 0 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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