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- The World's Smartest Man
- A doctor, a lawyer, a little boy and a priest were out for a Sunday afternoon flight on a small private plane. Suddenly, the plane developed engine...
- Chavez1977 09/01/2011
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- With old age comes wisdom
- A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long flight. The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get...
- guitarlover 04/12/2011
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- Airplane Blonde Moment
- There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of...
- iiTzBreezy 04/04/2011
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- true airline humar
- Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other anouncements a bit more...
- simmonatorT3000 03/07/2011
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- Blonde On An Airplane, Trying To Sit In 1st Class
- A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section of the plane. The flight attendant rushes over to her and tells her she must...
- ace18400 01/19/2011
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- The mile high club
- Two guys are sitting at a bar talking, one guy says that he has been taking flying lessons and the other guy asks, "how is that going?" and...
- FloppyBallz 01/05/2011
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- Single serving friends
- Two men were on a business class flight to Pittsburgh. They happened to be sitting next to each other, and both happened to have a black eye. The...
- ynot4tony2 06/02/2010
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- Blonde Air Ride
- A blonde and brunette are on the plane and the pilot announces "one of 4 engine have broke down on the plane, the flight will be delayed by 2...
- oXcheeyboXo 11/15/2009
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- 3 people in an airplane
- Once there were 3 people in an airplane, one took a bite out of an apple. She thought it was too sweet so she threw it out of the plane. The...
- popdaddy123 07/08/2009
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- The four buttons
- A man was on an airplane and he really had to go to the bathroom. Well there was someone in the men's room already and was taking thier dear sweet...
- spazzincherry 07/06/2009
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- Comical Australian Airline Announcements
- All too rarely, Australian airline attendants make an effort to make the in-flight "safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit...
- PrintRoomDan 05/20/2009
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- Comedy Ground Crew
- Ground Crew Never let it be said that ground crews and engineers lack a sense of humour. Here are some actual logged maintenance complaints...
- PrintRoomDan 05/20/2009
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- Panties on a plane
- There were three black ladies getting ready to take a plane trip for the first time. The first lady said ' I don't know bout y'al, but I'm gonna wear...
- abbottwar 04/26/2009
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- A stranger was seated next to a little girl on the airplane.
- when the stranger turned to her and said, 'Let's talk. I've heard that flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow...
- abbottwar 04/21/2009
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- Two guys on a plane
- Two guys are sitting next to each other on a plane. Each of the guys have a black eye and it does not take them to figure it out. The one guy asks,...
- lepricon777 04/08/2009
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- Blind Skydivers
- Why don't blind people skydive? Because it scares the shit out of their dogs!
- eyelok 03/19/2009
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- Fleas heading down to Florida
- One winter year, these two little fleas headed for the warm sunny beaches of California to escape the cold. The first flea got there and started...
- yuri_vaultin 03/05/2009
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- Overbooked flight
- In an airport boarding area they announced that the flight was overbooked. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In...
- lorddread 01/02/2009
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- Sniffer Dog
- A man had just settled into his seat next to the window on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and put his black Labrador...
- xg11 12/15/2008
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- Shitting Upside Down
- A blind man was traveling in his private jet when he detected something was wrong. He made his way to the cockpit and got no response from his...
- Disturbed01 12/10/2008
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- Calm Pilot
- While cruising at 40,000 feet, the airplane shuddered and a young man looked out the window. “Good lord!” he screamed, “One of the engines just...
- djohn23 12/08/2008
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- Only Three Doors
- An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain...
- man1of1steel 12/02/2008
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- Baby Airplanes
- Southwest Air thinks of everything! A mother and her young son were flying Southwest Airlines from Kansas City to Sacramento. The little boy...
- quagmeister 12/02/2008
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- Ethnic Flying
- A plane leaves Los Angeles airport under the control of a Jewish captain. His copilot is Chinese. It's the first time they've flown together, and an...
- k3m0sabi 12/01/2008
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- airplane joke
- A man was flying on an airplane and he had to urinate very badly, he walked up the aisle to the bathroom and he saw that the men's room was occupied...
- man1of1steel 12/01/2008
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- flight attention
- a flight attendant of a small puddle jumper was giving the instructions in case of emergency when a large man gets up and goes to the restroom...
- GooseNewMexico 11/29/2008
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- Ground Control to Major Tom
- While taxiing at London's Gatwick Airport , the crew of a US Air flight departing for Ft. Lauderdale made a wrong turn and came nose to nose with a...
- kilr33 11/10/2008
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- Blonde Goes Flying
- A blonde went to a flight school insisting that she wanted to learn to fly. As all the planes were currently in use, the owner agreed to instruct her...
- ilmetalhead 10/30/2008
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- Landing in Area 51
- You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high- security, super-secret base in Nevada, known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air...
- djohn23 10/27/2008
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- Feel like a woman
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- mjp124 10/24/2008
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- Obligations
- Two Iraqi men boarded a plane early. One sat in the window seat, and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before take-off, an American got on and...
- midnite492 10/03/2008
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- Can't They Get Along?
- How Long Must This Go On? Two Jews boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just...
- Killaz_Inc 09/25/2008
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- A Womans Place
- As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a...
- chucknorris210 08/24/2008
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- The Airplane Crash
- a pilot, a chinese, italian, english and an arabic are all on a plane. the pilot says "We're going down!", the pilot jumps off with the...
- pimp123 08/22/2008
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- An Airliner
- At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. "If you had just...
- ghoul_69 08/15/2008
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- Political airplane
- John Mccain,Barrack Obama,and George Bush are on a plane.George bush throws out 1 dollar and says "I made 1 person happy",John Mccain...
- SuperKAZman 08/09/2008
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- Strippers as Flight Attendants
- Dump the male flight attendants. No one wanted them in the first place. Replace all the female flight attendants with good-looking strippers!...
- djohn23 08/08/2008
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- Soft Shell Crabs
- A man boarded an airplane in New Orleans, with a box of frozen soft-shell crabs. A female crew member took the box and promised to put it in the...
- i_know_jack 08/04/2008
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- Remember the Alamo!
- A Britsh guy, a French dude ,a Mexican,and a Texan are on a plane.The captain comes on the radio and says,"We ahve lost Engine 1 ,please throw...
- SuperKAZman 07/30/2008
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- A blonde in first class
- A blonde was on a plane to Paris. Only having an economy ticket, she boarded and sat in first class. The attendant asked her to see her ticket, and...
- djohn23 07/25/2008
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