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    • The Wrath of a Woman

    • A woman Police officer pulls over a speeding car. The Officer says, "I clocked you at 80 mph. sir." The driver says, "Gee,...
    • ratejokes
      Uploaded 04/15/2012
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    • Don't mess with uncle bob

    • The story of Uncle Bob The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of...
    • ussoldier820
      Uploaded 03/17/2012
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    • Catch and Release

    • After a night of drinking, a man drives home with a lady friend from the bar. Halfway there, he gets pulled over by a police officer. The office...
    • Urbanus1234
      Uploaded 12/17/2011
      • 699 Views
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    • Alcoholic Side Effects

    • Alcoholic Side Effects The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may...
    • wap123
      Uploaded 09/13/2011
      • 385 Views
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    • Whats Its Name ?

    • This guy walks into a bar and two steps in, he realizes it's a gay bar. "But what the heck," he says, "I really want a...
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/25/2011
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    • Car Accident

    • A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it's a bad one. Both cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither of them are hurt....
    • BadMrFroster
      Uploaded 08/25/2011
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    • Mouse and carpenter

    • a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
    • kolile
      Uploaded 08/06/2011
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    • Thoughts on Drinking

    • Sometimes when I reflect on all the beer I drink, I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all...
    • Marine13
      Uploaded 02/22/2011
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    • Morning

    • The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled,...
    • PlaxMC
      Uploaded 02/02/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • gay monkey

    • A guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. He notices a monkey in a cage behind the bar and asks about it. "You don't want to...
    • zefarrett
      Uploaded 01/11/2011
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    • Uncle Dave

    • A teacher instructs her fifth-grade class to ask their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end. The next day the kids come in and...
    • zefarrett
      Uploaded 01/11/2011
      • 367 Views
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    • Please becarful eBaumer's!

    • A recent joint study conducted by the Department of Health and the Department of Motor Vehicles indicates that 23% of traffic accidents are...
    • kilr33
      Uploaded 01/04/2011
      • 862 Views
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    • drunken abuse

    • There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he...
    • burnt_out
      Uploaded 07/23/2010
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    • The preacher's son.

    • An old country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young...
    • DarthTolkien
      Uploaded 03/20/2010
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    • Disasterous Child-Birth!

    • Miss Porter was about to give birth, she had been in labour for atleast 10 hours and the baby was ready to come out. Her midwife insist she stay...
    • TehPwnStar
      Uploaded 04/13/2009
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    • Crackheads And Alcoholics

    • What's the difference between a crackhead and an alcoholic? - An alcoholic will steal your keys.... A crackhead will steal your keys and help...
    • easy2foley
      Uploaded 03/01/2009
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    • how old is this drink?

    • An old guy walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of forty-year old Scotch. The bartender, not wanting to give up the good liquor, pours a shot...
    • just_joe
      Uploaded 01/19/2009
      • 569 Views
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    • 32 Reasons to Drink

    • Like you need them! 1. If you don't drink that booze, by God, someone else will. 2. The brewing industry alone employs 1.7 million people...
    • Live101Proof
      Uploaded 01/17/2009
      • 1k Views
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    • Drunk Joke

    • One night, a police officer was staking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible drunk drivers. At closing time he saw a fellow stumble out of...
    • BoredUser
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
      • 445 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Can't Say That When You're Drunk

    • 1. No thanks, I'm married. 2. Nope, no more booze for me! 3. Sorry, but you're not really my type. 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I'm not...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 01/16/2009
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    • 5 STAGES OF DRUNKENNESS

    • Stage 1 - SMART This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your...
    • Riley
      Uploaded 01/15/2009
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    • New FDA alcohol warnings

    • The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and alcohol bottles, such as: WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are...
    • jakehammer7270
      Uploaded 01/09/2009
      • 4k Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Angry Wife

    • An angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar. "I assume," she snarled,...
    • Fade2Black
      Uploaded 12/21/2008
      • 692 Views
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    • Try this drunk

    • THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK 1. Innovative 2. Preliminary 3. Proliferation 4. Cinnamon THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO...
    • M1ghtyM0use
      Uploaded 12/16/2008
      • 465 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • A Really Bad Day

    • There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for half of an hour. Then, this big trouble-making truck driver...
    • DigitalStomp
      Uploaded 12/05/2008
      • 615 Views
      • 5 Comments
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    • Drunken Drive-Thrus

    • After a night of drinking, I often find myself going through various fast food drive-throughs. But occasionally, I find myself going through...
    • AlexBash
      Uploaded 11/07/2008
      • 825 Views
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    • Last Chance

    • Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to discuss their options. One was an alcoholic, one was a chain smoker, and one was a...
    • milestyles55
      Uploaded 11/05/2008
      • 642 Views
      • 6 Comments
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    • Redneck Drinking Age

    • Did you hear that they have raised the minimum drinking age for rednecks to 32? It seems they want to keep alcohol out of the high schools.
    • Tom7997
      Uploaded 10/02/2008
      • 415 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Gulpin' Grandpa

    • A old man walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"I would like a Jack and.......... Coke." "Why the big...
    • arnkowitz
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 1.3k Views
      • 10 Comments
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    • Americans drinking

    • A recent study conducted by Harvard University found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year. Another study by the American...
    • weasle
      Uploaded 09/22/2008
      • 773 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Glad to be Drunk

    • A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said,...
    • xxyzz
      Uploaded 09/07/2008
      • 1.4k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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