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- A 4 Guys Walks Into A Bar - Christian, Jew, Muslim and Mormon
- The bartender looks up, and then looks at customers and says, "Get the fu*k out!"
- mateusos 06/16/2013
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- ENJOY YOUR UNBAN
- Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 19: Everyone has the right to freedom of opinion and expression this right includes freedom to hold...
- impfal50ce 10/21/2012
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- Snooki gives birth to baby boy
- Congrats to Snooki who gave birth today to a baby boy, 5 NJ High School graduation rings, 2 condoms and 12 press on nails.
- OpieRadio 08/26/2012
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- Is it Jimmy Hoffa?
- A very large, old, building was being torn down in Chicago to make room for a new skyscraper. Due to its proximity to other buildings it could not be...
- Lucky_Lotto 03/28/2012
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- Celebrity Q A
- Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company? A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house. Q. What's the difference between Neil...
- fistingu 03/06/2012
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- Womadoes
- How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
- themystery 03/06/2012
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- not ready !
- A guy and a girl were planning on going on a date to a new restaurant. The girl got ready and waited for her date to come pick her up. She waited for...
- AFatLemon 02/26/2012
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- weird and random facts
- Abraham Lincoln’s voice was actually shrill and high. We tend to think of Lincoln as having this great baritone voice that carried into the crowds as...
- deathwish01b 02/01/2012
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- CRAZY EXPRESSIONS
- Expressions are crazy. How about the one, 'What crawled up your ass and died?' That's a strange one; it means a person's in a bad mood or whatever....
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- HOUSE BREAKING
- If I ever heard someone breaking into my house, I would just try to pretend like I was also breaking into my house. Oh, and we would laugh about that...
- jedzhonor 01/06/2012
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- 23 Adult Truths
- 23 Adult Truths 1 Sometimes I'll look down at my watch 3 consecutive times and still not know what time it is. 2. Nothing sucks more than that...
- PaulLovesAll 12/09/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Cocaine.
- How much Cocaine Can Charlie Sheen Take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men....
- mazrandy 10/24/2011
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- How does bob marley like his doughnuts?
- ..... With Jam in
- Voidxstallion 10/19/2011
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- The Three Phases of Boobs
- A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?" The father, surprised, answers,...
- Chavez1977 10/01/2011
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- Sherlock Holmes
- Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson go on a camping trip, set up their tent, and fall asleep. Some hours later, Holmes wakes his faithful friend....
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- Differences between Men and Women
- Differences between Men and Women 1. A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want. 2. A...
- partydude023 09/28/2011
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- a regular day
- I was inside watching two and half men, then all of the sudden I wanted to stand up and pick up something off the fridge when there was a commercial...
- scorpion 09/25/2011
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- Head and Shoulders
- There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator. On their way down, they stop to pick up another person also on their way down. When the person got...
- Tslice 09/23/2011
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- Shit, FuckOff and Manners
- 3 men are walking down the road 1 called shit 1called fuckoff and 1 called manners, shit falls over and manners starts to pick him up fuckoff just...
- Dealingrex 09/10/2011
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- Mom and three kids
- There is a mom who has three kids, 2 girls and 1 boy. One day her daughter comes to her and asks mommy why did you name me Daisy. The mom says...
- RAMIProductions 09/05/2011
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- Funny questions and answers
- 1.Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted. 2.Q: What is the thinnest book in the world? A: "What Men Know About...
- RedRocketPower 08/30/2011
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- Midgets Delight
- Why do midgets giggle? Cause the grass tickles their nuts.
- Moreaphid 07/06/2011
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- Girls Night Out
- Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives. However, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Cigarettes and Tampons
- A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles.. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
- An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Quick Thinking
- A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town. They were about to have sex when the girl stopped. "I really...
- ciammettic 05/05/2011
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- Favorite Things?
- A woman arrived at a party. While scanning the guests, she spotted an attractive man standing alone. She approached him, smiled and said, "Hello. My...
- WereWaffle 04/22/2011
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- what happend
- there was a crazy guy on top of a building yelling, IM GOING TO JUMP!!!. then a cop goes to him and says, not, dont do it you got so much to live...
- blandest666 04/21/2011
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- doctors ain't they terrible
- A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A regular coffin was displayed in front of a huge heart. When the...
- wirecred102 04/13/2011
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- parkour and women
- talking to girls is a lot like parkour... I cant do parkour.
- snowboardnipod 04/11/2011
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- Charlie Sheen Jokes
- Q: How much coke did Charlie Sheen take in January? A: Enough to kill Two and a Half Men. Q: Why is Charlie Sheen suing the Japanese Tsunami?...
- earthwormjerm 04/08/2011
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- charlie sheen
- how much coke does charlie sheen do......enouph to kill two and a half men
- itsbriand_bitch 03/16/2011
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- Charlie Sheen
- How much cocaine does Charlie Sheen use every day? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.
- bgamble 03/16/2011
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- riddle-how do you get out alivie
- you are stuck in a room with only two door to escape. one door has a bunch of ninja's that will kill anyone who enters and the other room has a bunch...
- stewyboy17 03/08/2011
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- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
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- Medvenator
- Russian president Medvedev and machine gun "Maksim" vs cops.
- Arabeika 01/22/2011
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- No touchy
- I used to hate going to church as a boy all that kneeling,bowing, and shaking. It took an eternity for it to be over I wish the priest could just...
- AtheisticGod 01/15/2011
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