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- WEALTH, WISDOM OR BEAUTY
- An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his...
- pappas21 06/29/2011
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- Heaven's New Policy
- It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had...
- Marine13 11/15/2010
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- Statues in the Park
- There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
- KungusMaximus 08/13/2010
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- Black Baby
- A black baby was given wings by god and the baby asked god "does this mean I'm an angel? God laughed and said "naw nigga, u a bat...
- roxanna_us 10/15/2009
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- Farrah Michael and Billy
- "Farrah Fawcett arrives at Heaven. After entering the Pearly Gates, St. Peter welcomes Farrah and tells her she can have one wish granted for...
- bigscary 07/03/2009
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- Quickie in the Bushes
- There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
- abbottwar 05/14/2009
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- weather problems
- yo mamma so stupid, when i asked what was the weather like, she said "i dont know .i'll go ask her
- wingless_angel 04/07/2009
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- Christmas Tree Angel
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas...
- xXxG0DSMACKxXx 12/25/2008
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- Christmas Angel
- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the...
- Falthor 12/20/2008
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- Santa's Bad Day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas...
- maiorano84 12/17/2008
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- Santa's bad day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas...
- guitarlover 12/16/2008
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- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day
- When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas...
- Tom7997 12/16/2008
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- Bats vs Angels
- A terrible tragedy occurs and a group of babies die and go to heaven. Once they are in heaven, God gives them all wings, turns to the white babies...
- heyholetsgo89 12/12/2008
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- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day
- A Christmas Story for people having a bad day: When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular...
- lilstutzy 12/11/2008
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- Christmas Angel
- It was Christmas eve, and Santa was really busy making his list and checking it twice, when there came a knock at the door. His wife comes in....
- tdoglog 12/02/2008
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- Divine intervention...
- There are two statues in a park; one of a nude man and one of a nude woman. They had been facing each other across a pathway for a hundred years,...
- Cbax819 10/29/2008
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- Signs for Prostitution
- Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on the roof of their car which read, "TWO PROSTITUTES... $150.00." A policeman...
- djohn23 09/24/2008
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- New Rules for Entry into Heaven
- It was getting a little crowded in Heaven, so God decided to change the admittance policy. The new law was that in order to get into Heaven, you had...
- philipsmith8 09/11/2008
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- Christmas tree angel
- Where the old tradition of putting an angel on top of a Christmas tree came from: Santa was having a bad day. Mrs Claus was nagging and PMS. The...
- putnam11 08/15/2008
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- Hells angels bikers
- A grizzled old man was eating in a truck stop when three Hell's Angels bikers walked in. The first biker approached the old man, threw his cigarette...
- ghoul_69 04/30/2008
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- Going to heaven
- A bus full of cheerleader crashes, and the majority of them die. While they are waiting at the pearly gates to view over their sins the angel at the...
- chensley 04/04/2008
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