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    • Deer joke.

    • What do you call a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
    • awooga
      Uploaded 03/13/2013
      • 538 Views
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    • cat

    • Q: What has two legs and bleeds profusely? A: Half of a cat
    • SpudCrowley84
      Uploaded 06/15/2012
      • 54 Views
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    • bartender

    • what is the difference between a bartender and santa...
    • sme2313
      Uploaded 06/09/2012
      • 442 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • Humans

    • What do you call a human.... ....AN ANIMAL
    • red_sonja
      Uploaded 06/06/2012
      • 60 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • The Shocker

    • What's The Shocker you ask? Two in the pink, one in the stink, two in the goo, one in the poo, two in the chocco, one in the taco, two in the...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/30/2012
      • 708 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Confucius say:

    • You wanna hear what Confucius say? Well click on the tab so you can read what he say. I don't want to give away joke in...
    • eat_my_sploom
      Uploaded 05/19/2012
      • 379 Views
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    • "Sammy Severe" by nustier

    • So a few buddies and I hit up this local party the other night which was nothing short of a hilariously good time. In traditional fashion, we...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 255 Views
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    • Girlf-hand

    • Everyone tells me, you need a girlfriend, you need a girlfriend,Ya know what, I'm as single as a one dollar bill and loving every minute of it....
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 174 Views
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    • The Piano Player

    • So a man goes into a bar and orders a drink and as he sits down he notices beautiful piano melodies. When he looks to the piano up front to see...
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/16/2012
      • 291 Views
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    • Wrong end of the stick.....

    • A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He orders a whiskey and begins to drink. He looks up and notices a monkey. "What's with the...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 05/10/2012
      • 430 Views
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    • A little doggy

    • I once was a little doggy. I chewed on my master's slippers. He hit me on my butt with a broom. I dragged my butt across the yard. And hit a...
    • GranolaBob
      Uploaded 05/08/2012
      • 257 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Calories and Sex

    • They say that during sex, you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles. Who the hell runs 8 miles in 30...
    • bigewalksalone
      Uploaded 05/06/2012
      • 276 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • T Rex clap

    • Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/30/2012
      • 1.2k Views
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    • T Rex clap

    • Why can't the T-Rex clap it's hands? Because it's extinct.
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/30/2012
      • 90 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Animal sex

    • Apart from humans, the only animal that enjoys having sex is a dolphin. I had to fuck a LOT of animals to find that out.
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/26/2012
      • 1.2k Views
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    • Gay Parrot

    • A guy decides that maybe he'd like to have a pet and goes to a pet shop. After looking around he spots a parrot sitting on a little perch; it...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 176 Views
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    • Dog talk

    • If my dog could understand English for 5 minutes, this is what I'd tell her. -We can't take you to the park for an hour every day. Sometimes...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 273 Views
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    • Black date

    • I went to this wedding and was disgusted by the comments I was getting from people, simply because I'd brought a black girl as my date. Everyone...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/25/2012
      • 146 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Beyonce..

    • Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left"? Because blacks have no rights.
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/24/2012
      • 43 Views
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    • Couples camping...

    • I went on a backpacking holiday with the wife.On the first night I said, "I think there's a monster under my bed...""Grow...
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/24/2012
      • 190 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Dirty tiger

    • What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.
    • poityb
      Uploaded 04/23/2012
      • 287 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Bear,Rabbit and Genie

    • One afternoon, a bear was chasing a rabbit through the woods. As the rabbit dove through a bush in an attempt to escape, he collided with an old...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 189 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • List or orgasms

    • Sex in a boat = Oargasms Sex with a nerd = Dorkgasms Sex at the entrance to your house = Doorgasms Sex on the carpet or linoleum =...
    • Mis85
      Uploaded 04/21/2012
      • 199 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Talking dog for sale

    • One day a man was driving down the street when he saw a sign on a lawn that read, "Talking dog for sale". Intrigued, he pulled over...
    • 4thmsdown
      Uploaded 04/16/2012
      • 394 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Fart Poem

    • Farting can be funBe it silent or loudYou can do it on the runby yourself or in a crowdSome are very dryand some are wetsome can make you cryand...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/07/2012
      • 416 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • Short Dirty Jokes!

    • Short Dirty JokesQ: Why doesn't a chicken wear pants?A: Because his pecker is on his head!Q. What did the penis say to the condom?A. Cover me im...
    • shell27
      Uploaded 04/05/2012
      • 1.4k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 1 Favorites
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