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    • Pelican

    • Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
    • nustierleonard
      Uploaded 05/04/2012
      • 1.1k Views
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    • The Zoo

    • Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
    • looneytunes123
      Uploaded 11/05/2011
      • 296 Views
      • 3 Comments
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    • LION

    • wo unemployed guys are talking. One says, "I'm going to become a lion tamer." The other replies, "That's crazy, you don't know...
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
      • 331 Views
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    • frogs and biology

    • Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with...
    • nimren
      Uploaded 11/03/2011
      • 407 Views
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    • Car Collision

    • I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So...
    • CortexHD
      Uploaded 10/15/2011
      • 588 Views
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    • What's the difference..

    • What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 722 Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • old hunter joke

    • Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
    • stikman520
      Uploaded 10/08/2011
      • 323 Views
      • 0 Comments
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    • What do you get when you cross...

    • What do you get when you cross... ...a snake with a car? ..........a Viper. ...an insect with a car? ..........a Beetle. ...a horse with a...
    • scubadude
      Uploaded 08/18/2011
      • 542 Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Mouse and carpenter

    • a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
    • kolile
      Uploaded 08/06/2011
      • 946 Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Life Lesson - Iccarus crap

    • A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there,...
    • FuckUSAFA
      Uploaded 04/13/2011
      • 1.1k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • One Girl, One Dog

    • A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all...
    • reablove02
      Uploaded 01/03/2011
      • 3.6k Views
      • 1 Comments
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    • Lawyer Joke

    • A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle,...
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/24/2010
      • 605 Views
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    • White Joke

    • What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
    • zKrunchy
      Uploaded 10/23/2010
      • 557 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Zoo Animals

    • Why does the Zoo get tested often? Because they have too many cheetahs.
    • duncant
      Uploaded 09/24/2010
      • 574 Views
      • 1 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Scoobydoo

    • It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. It only takes Scoobydoo 25 minutes.
    • Sutherland_03
      Uploaded 09/20/2010
      • 1.1k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Rats

    • Why do Rats have Small Balls? Only 10 percent can dance
    • THEDUDE86
      Uploaded 08/02/2010
      • 642 Views
      • 7 Comments
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    • Just wondering

    • An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue....
    • samiall
      Uploaded 05/18/2010
      • 1.5k Views
      • 2 Comments
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    • Engerizer

    • Why did the Energizer Bunny get Arrested? For Battery
    • erik83
      Uploaded 01/19/2010
      • 1.3k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • jew joke

    • What's faster than a speeding bullet? A jew with a coupon.
    • demonL77
      Uploaded 10/25/2009
      • 1.7k Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • ginger joke

    • what do you call a ginger who`s phone rings, shocked
    • demonL77
      Uploaded 10/23/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Ads posted

    • These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
    • roxanna_us
      Uploaded 10/22/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 9 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Horse Whisperer

    • A wealthy man purchased 10 acres of farmland in eastern Minnesota. Upon moving in, he met one of his neighbors, an older famer. Being a bit of a...
    • UsedCarMan
      Uploaded 09/08/2009
      • 2.2k Views
      • 4 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Mud Pit Peril

    • Chicken and Horse are playing in the farmyard when Horse falls in some deep mud. "Help me, Chicken: I'm gonna die!" Chicken goes and...
    • lorddread
      Uploaded 08/17/2009
      • 763 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Animals can Stutter TOO!

    • A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl...
    • abbottwar
      Uploaded 06/26/2009
      • 816 Views
      • 5 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Thirsty lizard

    • A koala bear was up in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked by and saw the koala bear.... "whatta you doing up there koala...
    • lVloNsTe12
      Uploaded 06/14/2009
      • 3.4k Views
      • 8 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Carnival Lust

    • A guy gets invited back to a woman's apartment after a long night on the town. After a little foreplay, they get down to it. The guy finishes...
    • scasoccer16
      Uploaded 05/20/2009
      • 1.3k Views
      • 2 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Jungle chain

    • What's white and can't climb a tree? a fridge What's white and black and can't climb a tree? a fridge wearing a tuxedo How do you fit a...
    • lostecho1595
      Uploaded 05/17/2009
      • 2.5k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Swine Flu

    • It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 04/30/2009
      • 2k Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The Dog named Sex

    • Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to...
    • diniefofinie
      Uploaded 04/01/2009
      • 1.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • Is the Cat Still There?

    • A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the...
    • diniefofinie
      Uploaded 04/01/2009
      • 929 Views
      • 3 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
    • The bear hunter.

    • A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and...
    • davida8575
      Uploaded 03/29/2009
      • 7.6k Views
      • 6 Comments
      • 0 Favorites
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