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- Pelican
- Strange bird the pelican, it's mouth can hold more then it's belly can.
- nustierleonard 05/04/2012
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- The Zoo
- Went to the zoo. There was only one dog in it. It was a shitzu.
- looneytunes123 11/05/2011
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- frogs and biology
- Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his...
- nimren 11/03/2011
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- Car Collision
- I rear ended a car this morning…the driver got out of the other car, and he was a DWARF!! He looked up at me and said “I am NOT Happy!” So I said,...
- CortexHD 10/15/2011
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- Basket ball and Chickens
- Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? Cause he saw the Ref was blowing fowls
- jimbob77 10/10/2011
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- What's the difference..
- What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman? A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What's the difference between love and herpes?
- Love doesn't last forever.
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- Why don't women wear watches?
- There's a clock on the stove!
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What did the elephant say to the naked man?
- "How do you breath through something so small?" lolz
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- old hunter joke
- Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his...
- stikman520 10/08/2011
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- What do you get when you cross...
- What do you get when you cross... ...a snake with a car? ..........a Viper. ...an insect with a car? ..........a Beetle. ...a horse with a...
- scubadude 08/18/2011
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- Mouse and carpenter
- a mouse once asked a carpenter .. excuse do u have cheese.. no....okay... then he leaves.... next mornig..... excuse me do u have...
- kolile 08/06/2011
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- Life Lesson - Iccarus crap
- A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a...
- FuckUSAFA 04/13/2011
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- Baby seal
- So a baby seal walks into a club.
- pyrowizerd 01/21/2011
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- One Girl, One Dog
- A woman goes to her boyfriend’s parents’ house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down...
- reablove02 01/03/2011
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- Lawyer Joke
- A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm...
- zKrunchy 10/24/2010
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- White Joke
- What do you call a bench full of white people? The NBA
- zKrunchy 10/23/2010
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- Zoo Animals
- Why does the Zoo get tested often? Because they have too many cheetahs.
- duncant 09/24/2010
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- Scoobydoo
- It took Harry Potter 7 damn long books to catch the bad guy. It only takes Scoobydoo 25 minutes.
- Sutherland_03 09/20/2010
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- Just wondering
- An old man sitting at the mall watched a teenager intently. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. The...
- samiall 05/18/2010
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- ginger joke
- what do you call a ginger who`s phone rings, shocked
- demonL77 10/23/2009
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- Ads posted
- These classified ads were really put in the paper. FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little bastard....
- roxanna_us 10/22/2009
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- Horse Whisperer
- A wealthy man purchased 10 acres of farmland in eastern Minnesota. Upon moving in, he met one of his neighbors, an older famer. Being a bit of a...
- UsedCarMan 09/08/2009
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- Mud Pit Peril
- Chicken and Horse are playing in the farmyard when Horse falls in some deep mud. "Help me, Chicken: I'm gonna die!" Chicken goes and gets...
- lorddread 08/17/2009
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- Animals can Stutter TOO!
- A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. 'Human beings are the only animals that stutter,' she says. A little girl...
- abbottwar 06/26/2009
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- Thirsty lizard
- A koala bear was up in a tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walked by and saw the koala bear.... "whatta you doing up there koala...
- lVloNsTe12 06/14/2009
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- Carnival Lust
- A guy gets invited back to a woman's apartment after a long night on the town. After a little foreplay, they get down to it. The guy finishes and...
- scasoccer16 05/20/2009
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- 4 animals after sex
- What 4 animals do you see after great sex? 2 tired asses 1 wet pussy and 1 dead cock
- cheesybacon 05/17/2009
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- Jungle chain
- What's white and can't climb a tree? a fridge What's white and black and can't climb a tree? a fridge wearing a tuxedo How do you fit a...
- lostecho1595 05/17/2009
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- Swine Flu
- It has been said that we will never have a Black President until pigs fly. Now, 100 days into Obama's Presidency: "Swine Flu"!
- davida8575 04/30/2009
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- The Dog named Sex
- Everybody who has a dog calls him "Rover" or "Boy". I call my dog "Sex". Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me....
- diniefofinie 04/01/2009
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- Is the Cat Still There?
- A man absolutely hated his wife's cat and decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park. As...
- diniefofinie 04/01/2009
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- GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED
- 1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. 2) When your Mum is mad at your Dad, don't let her brush your hair. 3) If your ...
- abbottwar 03/31/2009
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- The bear hunter.
- A guy went out bear hunting one day. He saw a bear and shot it. It was a perfect shot in the head. He walked over to retrieve the dead bear and it...
- davida8575 03/29/2009
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- Redneck Farmers Market
- One day a redneck farmer goes to farmers market and asks "Do you have any donkeys" "Yes, but we call them asses" the man...
- xckxgoaleprcaun 03/18/2009
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