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2 Guys At A Bar
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Funny Test Answers
These are actual test answers from 16 year old kids in England. Q. Name the four seasons A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar The...
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funny way to answer the phone
You've called the Psychiatric ward. - If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. - If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2...
Mr and Mrs.
On a game show recently in Australia, a young couple were picked from the audience. The guy wore headphones while his wife told the compere of a...
Q. What is the first thing a woman does after leaving an abuse shelter? A. The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.
Blind question and answer
Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A: It scares the heck out of the dog.
Answering System at the Mental House
"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are codependent, please...
Q: What did one butt cheek say to the other? A: Together, we can stop this sh*t.
Question and answer animal jokes
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You know what I hate about answering machine messages? They go on and on, wasting your time. I mean, all they really need to say is, "We...
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Q. How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A. Tell her a joke on Wednesday. Q. How do you confuse a blonde? A. You can't, they have...
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The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the cop said....
Everything you want to know about sex
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Smart Ass Answer 1
Smart Ass Answer #1: A college teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. "Now class, I won't tolerate any excuses for you not...
Smart Ass Answer 2
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Smart Ass Answer #3: The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you...
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Smart Ass Answer #5: A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached, she extended her hand for the...
A Natural Disaster
Q: Why didn't the earthquake go to jail? A: Because it was San Andreas Fault.
Q. Did you hear about the new blonde paint? A. It's not real bright, but its cheap, and spreads easy.
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